Category Archives: Wrong-Again Rudy

One Lump of Stupid, or Two?

Before Rudy ordered the orcs to trial-by-combat at the Capitol, he had one previous eff-up to cement his legacy at Prznint Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer™: Report: Rudy left voicemail for Tuberville to stall Congress but dialed wrong number The details are … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Wrong-Again Rudy | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News New! Ca Rep @devinnunes tells @KMJNOW he tested positive for COVID-19 — Carla Marinucci (@cmarinucci) December 11, 2020 Don’t weep for Devin, we’re sure he’ll get the Miracle Cure that Prznint Stupid, his Stupidest Lawyer ™ Rudy … Continue reading

Posted in Chris 'Traffic Cones' Christie, Devin Nunes, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics, Testing, Therapies, Vaccine, Wrong-Again Rudy | 4 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Consequences The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan’s legislature is shut down: Giuliani COVID-19 diagnosis closes Arizona Legislature “The Arizona Legislature will be closed all next week after at least 15 current or future Republican legislators may have been directly exposed … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Wrong-Again Rudy | 4 Comments

UPDATED: Trump-Virus News

Prznint Stupid announced via Tweet that his Stupidest Lawyer ™ Rudy Giuliani has been diagnosed with the Trump-Virus. .@RudyGiuliani, by far the greatest mayor in the history of NYC, and who has been working tirelessly exposing the most corrupt election … Continue reading

Posted in Pandemics, Wrong-Again Rudy | 14 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

At a Michigan House hearing on Wednesday, Prznint Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer ™ Rudy Giuliani was impressively out-crazy’ed by his star witness, slurring Melissa Carone. And with no further ado,  here with her take on massive voter fraud is the girl … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Wrong-Again Rudy | 13 Comments

Rudy: ‘Pardon Me?’

Prznint Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer ™ Rudy Giuliani is in the news again. The NYTimes: “Rudy Giuliani, President Trump’s lawyer who has led the most extensive efforts to damage his client’s political rivals and undermine the election results, discussed with the … Continue reading

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, People Dumber than Dolphins, Wrong-Again Rudy | 9 Comments

Here’s Your Two-Martini Stupid For Lunch

It appears that Rudy Giuliani is sweating through his hair dye. pic.twitter.com/OY3dGL1BtX — The Recount (@therecount) November 19, 2020 I think he borrowed the spray-on stuff from Hair Füror’s Pocket Nazi. Anyway, here’s the news from the presser: Rudy Giuliani … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Wrong-Again Rudy | 17 Comments

One Lump of Stupid, or Two?

The Morning Stupid Update from U.S. district court in Williamsport, Pa., one of the Trump campaign's last stands: GIULIANI: “I’m not sure what 'opacity' means. It probably means you can see.” JUDGE BRANN: “It means you can’t.” — Dan Zak … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Wrong-Again Rudy | 11 Comments

Rudy Plans Another Presser

Posted in Wrong-Again Rudy | 4 Comments

Never Change, Rudy

The Best People Remember that time over the weekend when Prznint Stupid’s stupidest lawyer(™) Rudy Giulianai put together a press conference at [checks notes] a landscaper’s parking lot, next to a dirty bookstore and a crematorium (allowing this spitballer the … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Sex fiends, Wrong-Again Rudy | 6 Comments