Category Archives: Wrong-Again Rudy

Rudy Went To Ukraine and all Comrade Trump Got Was Some Lousy Quid Quo Pros

The WSJ tells us that Prznint Crimewave, who is known to be patient as a saint and not one to rip open Christmas packages before the big day,  called Wrong-Again Rudy, while his eff’ing plane was still taxiing down the … Continue reading

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Goldfingered

It seems that there was a bidding war for the services of Fraud Guaranteed’s secret, James Bond-like founder Lev Parnas: “Rudy Giuliani’s associate Lev Parnas got $1 million from an account in Russia in September, a month before he was … Continue reading

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New Partners for the Prestigious Law Firm of Dewey, Screwem, and Howe

Axios morning email thingie tells us the important news: The NYTimes and The WaPo both dropped stories on Rudy within minutes of each other. That’s the kind of essential analysis Mike ‘Payola’ Allen gets the big bucks to do. Nevertheless, … Continue reading

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Rudy The Brown-nosed Ukraine Deer

And with one single Tweet yesterday, Wrong-Again Rudy destroyed the GOP assertion that Comrade Stupid, the Corruption Slayer, was only looking out for Ukraine: Schiffs impeachment is a FARCE because 1. There was no military aid withheld. 2. The conversation … Continue reading

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The Adventures of Wrong-Again Rudy

You cannot make up a plot twist this stupid, no one will believe you: The NYTimes reported that Wrong-Again Rudy went to Kiev to meet with former Ukraine prosecutor Yuriy Lutsenko, who’s under investigation for corruption. Rudy also tried to … Continue reading

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In His Own Words

Shorter Russian Usurper: “I know nothing!” The longer version: “I really don’t know — you’d have to ask him,” Trump responded when asked to explain why Giuliani would need to talk to OMB. “Sounds like something that’s not so complicated, … Continue reading

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‘Like Finding Sushi in Kyiv’

Hey guys, did you know that during the squids going pro, er, Ukraine extortion scheme, that Rep. Devin Nunes was in regular touch with Lev Parnas, and Rudy Giuliani was in regular contact with the White House and the Office … Continue reading

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Now and Then, Then and Now (Under the Bus, Part Infinity)

As is our tradition, let’s begin with the Then: “I heard you had a prosecutor who was very good and he was shut down and that’s really unfair. A lot of people are talking about that, the way they shut … Continue reading

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More Smoking Guns Found in an Armory of Smoking Guns

#ITMFA For professional crooks, the 4th Reich are so bad at crimes. SAD! “Trump Knew of Whistle-Blower Complaint When He Released Aid to Ukraine” “President Trump had already been briefed on a whistle-blower’s complaint about his dealings with Ukraine when … Continue reading

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Like James Bond For Idiots

Hey you guys, remember Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman, the Fraud Guarantee bidness associates of Rudy Giuliani — Prznint Stupid’s second stupidest lawyer (Sorry Rudy™)? Remember those guys? It seems they were at the White House Hanukkah Party last year, … Continue reading

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