Category Archives: Wrong-Again Rudy

Wrong-Again Rudy Moves Goalposts

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac Rudy Giuliani: “I never said there was no collusion between the campaign, or people in the campaign. I said the President of the United States. There is not a single bit of evidence the President of the United … Continue reading

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The Sunday Morning Quote

The Hill: “Over my dead body. But you know, I could be dead,” Giuliani said during an interview on “Fox News Sunday” when asked if Trump would take part in an interview. Pinky swear? That would be such a win-win!

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Wrong-Again Rudy Wrong Again

“I’m 74 years old, but I have the energy of a 25-year-old, and if I were to stop doing this, I’d die. I love to do this work.” I’m pretty sure the sound I just heard is the shudder of … Continue reading

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The Russian Usurper Has No Plan B. Also, He Has No Plan A, Too

According to  The Atlantic, the Fourth Reich has no plan for how to deal with Mr. Mueller’s report on the Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac matter when he releases it, mostly because they realize that Comrade Prznint is nuts and won’t follow any instructions … Continue reading

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Wrong-Again Rudy To The Rescue!

There’s no surprise that Team Stupid would tell us that Cohen is a liar, amiright? Rudy Giuliani, Comrade Trump’s second-stupidest lawyer tells the NYTimes: “Cohen has just told us he’s a liar. Given the fact that he’s a liar, I … Continue reading

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The Day Algebra Died

“X = X,” was what I remembered about my first day of Algebra and suddenly the world of math seemed to make sense. Whatever you did on the left had to end up the same value on the right. Math … Continue reading

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Trump’s Stupidest Lawyer Contest Takes Dramatic Turn!

Let’s now turn our attention to Comrade Trump’s stupidest lawyer (sorry Rudy), Michael (or is it Mikhail?) Cohen, the fixer in need of a fixer. We learned that… Federal prosecutors in New York revealed on Friday that they had pieced … Continue reading

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The Quotable Rudy

“When the whole thing is over, things might get cleaned up with some presidential pardons” …and that’s some mighty fine Obstruction smoke signaling right there.

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Wrong-Again Rudy is Wrong Again

Pornygate “At a conference in Israel this week, Mr. Giuliani said Mrs. Trump accepted her husband’s denial that he had any sexual liaisons with Ms. Clifford. ‘She believes her husband and she knows it’s untrue,’ Mr. Giuliani said. That drew … Continue reading

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Wrong-Again Rudy Floats New Legal Theory

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac Wrong-Again Rudy is giving Mikhal, er, Michael Cohen a run for the money to be Prznint Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer®: “…I mean, this is — this is the reason you don’t let the president testify. If, you know, every, … Continue reading

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