Category Archives: William ‘Iran-Contra’ Barr

Area Arsonist To Award Fire Starting Merit Badge

Strategic hire AG Bill ‘Low’ Barr wants to give his team of brigands and seditionists an award for subverting the rule of law to install the Virgin Mayor of Keg City to the SCOTUS: NYTimes: Justice Dept. to Honor Team … Continue reading

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Masterclass in Kissing Ass With Bill Barr!

You know, a fruit basket would have been nice: “Last month, Barr booked President Trump’s D.C. hotel for a 200-person holiday party in December that is likely to deliver Trump’s business more than $30,000 in revenue. Barr signed a contract, … Continue reading

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Epstein-Barr Syndrome, Continued

There are some exciting new details on the Epstein-Barr syndrome conspiracy theory: NYTimes: “The two staff members who were guarding the jail unit where Jeffrey Epstein apparently killed himself fell asleep and failed to check on him for about three … Continue reading

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4Chan Scooped Everyone on Epstein?

Buzzfeed: “Jeffrey Epstein’s Death Was On 4Chan Before Officials Announced It — And Authorities Had To Look Into It” Oh, dear. “[D]ont ask me how I know, but Epstein died an hour ago from hanging, cardiac arrest. Screencap this,” read … Continue reading

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Epstein-Barr Syndrome

Strategic hire AG Bill ‘Low’ Barr, who oversees the Bureau of Prisons, was shocked. Shocked I say,  and addmitted  “serious irregularities” at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Lower Manhattan are at the heart of Jeffrey Epstein’s suicide while under their … Continue reading

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I’m shocked. Shocked, I say.

“Some states may want to draw districts based on voter eligible population,” Trump says There you have it. The goal of citizenship question all along was to draw districts to shift power to white GOP areas — Ari Berman (@AriBerman) … Continue reading

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The 6th Census*

The WaPo tells us… The House Oversight Committee voted on Wednesday to hold Attorney General William P. Barr and Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross in contempt for failing to turn over documents about the administration’s decision to a citizenship question to … Continue reading

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Bill ‘Low’ Barr Is Contemptible

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie leads with (enigmatic emboldening theirs): A HEARING with John Dean, a star of the Watergate era. A PACKAGE of civil contempt resolutions against administration officials like A.G. BILL BARR. Welcome … Continue reading

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The Madness of King Stupid

The Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac investigation may be over, but it lives on in the 4th Reich’s efforts to prove that the whole thing was a conspiracy by everyone else from the Deep State (whoever that is!) to Hillary Clinton, because of … Continue reading

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Building a Better Vocabulary With Bill ‘Low’ Barr

My parents, as regular readers know, were lawyers and had aphorisms around the house about the majesty of the law, and the value of opinions, etc. They even told me that precise wording is the key to being a good … Continue reading

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