Category Archives: Wilbur Ross the Living Unisom

America Shocked: The Census Was Rat-Eff’ed

Posted on January 15, 2022 by tengrain

This hardly should be news, but it is confirmation of what we suspected: Census Memo Cites ‘Unprecedented’ Meddling by Trump Administration WASHINGTON — A newly disclosed memorandum citing “unprecedented” meddling by the Trump administration in the 2020 census and circulated … Continue reading →

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Because We Love A Good Correction

Posted on July 21, 2021 by tengrain

Remember the other day how shocked America was that the DOJ declined to prosecute the 4th Reich’s Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross for lying to Congress, and everyone wondered what-the-eff was Garland thinking? We owe AG Garland an apology as the … Continue reading →

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Marie Antoinette Revisited

Posted on July 14, 2020 by tengrain

The Miracle of the Trump Economy, cont. The AP tells us that a new White House-backed ad campaign aims to encourage people who are unemployed or unhappy in their jobs or careers to go out and “find something new,” which … Continue reading →

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Ivanka, The First Shady, Pandemics, The Miracle of the Trump Economy, Wilbur Ross the Living Unisom | 17 Comments

The Brain Trust is Revealed!

Posted on April 13, 2020 by tengrain

Worst. Disney. Reboot. Ever: “Mango Orange and the 7 Defectives” Nazi Shady Grifty Money Druggie Tradey Asleepy We’re so doomed. The brain trust cannot even correctly spell Reopen.

Posted in Fratsputin Jared Kushner, Human typo Steve Mnuchin, Ivanka, The First Shady, Larry Kudlow, The Baghdad Bob of Economics, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mark 'Lucky No. 4' Meadows, Pandemics, Steve 'Living Typo' Mnunchin, Tariff enthusiast Robert Lighthizer, The Miracle of the Trump Economy, Wilbur Ross the Living Unisom | 19 Comments

It Blows, Part Infinity

Posted on September 12, 2019 by tengrain

After Prznint Stupid finger-painted, er, Sharpie’d (is too a verb!) a chart showing Alabamastan in the path of Hurricane Dorian, the National Weather Service contradicted the big dum-dum, you know, to avoid having Possum Hollar (‘Bama edition) fill the ol’ … Continue reading →

Posted in Disasters, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mick 'Pay-to-Play' Mulvaney, Wilbur Ross the Living Unisom | 10 Comments

Grifters Gotta Grift

Posted on August 16, 2019 by tengrain

You might recall that somnambulant grifter Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross, who upon joining the 4th Reich was supposed to sell the shares of his investment Invesco—but oops! didn’t and made a hefty return on his investment—is now overseeing Comrade McDeals’ … Continue reading →

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Straight Talk From Crooked Man

Posted on August 15, 2019 by tengrain

“Nobody wants to take any chance of disrupting the Christmas season.” And thus Wilbur Ross inadvertently ripped Tariffman’s mask off and revealed that the Trade Wars are hurting consumers.

Posted in The Miracle of the Trump Economy, Trade Wars, Wilbur Ross the Living Unisom | 3 Comments

Bedtime for Wilbur Ross?

Posted on July 23, 2019 by tengrain

Yesterday, Scissorheads on Twitter were tweeting this story about living Unisom Wilbur Ross at me… OMG. “Because he tends to fall asleep in meetings, they try not to put him in a position where that could happen” https://t.co/ZgxjeR1nS3 — Neal … Continue reading →

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The 6th Census*

Posted on June 13, 2019 by tengrain

The WaPo tells us… The House Oversight Committee voted on Wednesday to hold Attorney General William P. Barr and Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross in contempt for failing to turn over documents about the administration’s decision to a citizenship question to … Continue reading →

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Daily Deals With Wilbur Ross

Posted on June 13, 2019 by tengrain

So here’s the Commerce Secretary marketing the wares of the President of the United States and his family. #emoluments https://t.co/GakhqMxohN — Jesse Eisinger (@eisingerj) June 12, 2019 Wilbur Ross’ post-White House gig (and pre-dead gig) seems to be the shopping … Continue reading →

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