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Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

oops: “The executive branch’s internal ethics watchdog refused to certify U.S. Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross’ 2018 personal financial disclosure report — a rare rebuke of a Cabinet-level official. “In explaining the rejection, Office of Government Ethics Director Emory Rounds said … Continue reading

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Local Inmate Seeks New Asylum

It’s come to our attention that recently fired Chief of Staff John Kelly is about to get the last laugh as $2T Amero Man, interim Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney is looking for the exit after about 6 weeks on the … Continue reading

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The Days and Nights of Wilbur Ross, Man of the People

So it comes to pass on Day 34 of the Gubmint Shut-Show that someone in the 4th Reich said to themselves, “You know who could calm down the furloughed peasants? Wilbur Ross! He’s a Man of the People!” And so … Continue reading

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Wilbur Ross Wants To Know If You Are Tired of Winning Yet?

And now we turn our attention to living Unisom, comically out of touch grifter Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross (like the plutocratic Mr. Burns on The Simpsons, only without the charm), who is here to explain to us that Comrade Stupid’s … Continue reading

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Comrade Stupid to Short Sale Wilbur Ross?

The living Unisom who has taken human form, and infamous Sweet’N Low thief Wilbur Ross is rumored to be next to be You’re Fired’ed by our Stable Genius, Prznint Stupid. Shorted, if you will. “Speculation is growing about the fate … Continue reading

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Wilbur Ross Stands Alone

Grifters Gotta Grift It is not news that the Fourth Reich is stuffed to the gizzard with grifters. Sure we had Scott ‘sticky fingers’ Pruitt, and before him frequent flyer enthusiast Tom Price, and of course Ryan ‘King of Beers’ … Continue reading

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Wilbur Ross Takes a Meeting

Grifters Gotta Grift When last we checked in with the Living Unisom, Wilbur Ross had shorted the Russian stock Navigator Holdings, the SEC was investigating him for insider trading, and he had neglected to update his financial disclosure forms. So guess … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

Hey guys, remember that time Wilbur Ross shorted the Russian stock Navigator Holdings when he was contacted by the New York Times about the story they were writing about his ties to that company? It seems the Dims have sent … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

Oh, Wilburrrrrr… “Amid President Trump’s headaches confirming cabinet secretaries, from neophyte Rex Tillerson to conflict-prone Scott Pruitt to unprepared Betsy DeVos, all of whom squeezed through, Wilbur Ross was a tonic. With his blue power suit and decades of dealmaking, … Continue reading

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Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross says he told Chinese officials that there is no “mad cow” issue with US beef: Both he and Trump both eat lots of that beef, and “there are no signs of mental instability.” — Daniel Dale … Continue reading

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