Category Archives: Wilbur Ross the Living Unisom

It Blows, Part Infinity

After Prznint Stupid finger-painted, er, Sharpie’d (is too a verb!) a chart showing Alabamastan in the path of Hurricane Dorian, the National Weather Service contradicted the big dum-dum, you know, to avoid having Possum Hollar (‘Bama edition) fill the ol’ … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift

You might recall that somnambulant grifter Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross, who upon joining the 4th Reich was supposed to sell the shares of his investment Invesco—but oops! didn’t and made a hefty return on his investment—is now overseeing Comrade McDeals’ … Continue reading

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Straight Talk From Crooked Man

“Nobody wants to take any chance of disrupting the Christmas season.” And thus Wilbur Ross inadvertently ripped Tariffman’s mask off and revealed that the Trade Wars are hurting consumers.

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Bedtime for Wilbur Ross?

Yesterday, Scissorheads on Twitter were tweeting this story about living Unisom Wilbur Ross at me… OMG. “Because he tends to fall asleep in meetings, they try not to put him in a position where that could happen” https://t.co/ZgxjeR1nS3 — Neal … Continue reading

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The 6th Census*

The WaPo tells us… The House Oversight Committee voted on Wednesday to hold Attorney General William P. Barr and Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross in contempt for failing to turn over documents about the administration’s decision to a citizenship question to … Continue reading

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Daily Deals With Wilbur Ross

So here’s the Commerce Secretary marketing the wares of the President of the United States and his family. #emoluments https://t.co/GakhqMxohN — Jesse Eisinger (@eisingerj) June 12, 2019 Wilbur Ross’ post-White House gig (and pre-dead gig) seems to be the shopping … Continue reading

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Dramatic Turn In The Citizenship Question Case Before SCOTUS

The Supreme Court is currently considering a case about the origins of Wilbur Ross’ Commerce Department decision to add a citizenship question to the census, and a new discovery by the ACLU suggests that witnesses from the administration intentionally misled … Continue reading

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But His Emails! Wilbur Ross Set Up Meeting(s) With Infamous Troll

Living Unisom and Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross held a secret meeting with infamous internet troll, Holocaust denying, racist Chuck Johnson and communicated with him—for work purposes—over personal email on an (insecure?) iPhone. Yahoo: “Hi Secretary Ross,” the markedly informal email … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

oops: “The executive branch’s internal ethics watchdog refused to certify U.S. Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross’ 2018 personal financial disclosure report — a rare rebuke of a Cabinet-level official. “In explaining the rejection, Office of Government Ethics Director Emory Rounds said … Continue reading

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Local Inmate Seeks New Asylum

It’s come to our attention that recently fired Chief of Staff John Kelly is about to get the last laugh as $2T Amero Man, interim Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney is looking for the exit after about 6 weeks on the … Continue reading

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