Category Archives: Udsay and Qusay Trump

Maybe It Will Be a Prison Memoir?

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) afternoon email thingie alerts us: BOOK ALERT — “Donald Trump Jr. is sniffing around for a book deal,” by Page Six’s Ian Mohr: “As this year’s best-seller list continues to be crammed with … Continue reading

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Udsay Trump Learns The Perils Of Being Nice

This has to be the worst explanation of why Fred/Squiggy/Junior keeps holding those meetings with foreign agents and other bad actors: he is just too darned nice: The source says Don Jr. is “the king of people wanting to leave … Continue reading

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Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Cont.

The Senate Intelligence Committee released transcripts of the interviews related to the infamous meeting at Trump Tower on July 2016 in which Fredo, er, Squiggy, er, Udsay, er NotEric, Donald Trump Jr. showed up expecting to get dirt on Crooked Hillary. During … Continue reading

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‘Nyet Collusion’ — Udsay Trump (or is he Qusay?)

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac CBS News: “An organization established by an exiled Russian tycoon says it has obtained emails showing collaboration between Russian government officials and the Russian lawyer who met with Donald Trump Jr. in 2016. The lawyer, Natalia Veselnitskaya, also … Continue reading

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The Afternoon Quote

Think imma barf soon: Host: I got one question, Donald Jr.: When you and your pops are in the shower, who’s got the bigger package? You know what I’m saying. Trump Jr.: You know, and I will get fired for … Continue reading

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Lenny and Squiggy Trump Speak!

Yale Daily News: “I’m not going to talk about the 2016 election,” [¡JEB! Bush] joked on Tuesday in a talk sponsored by the The William F. Buckley, Jr. Program at Yale. “I’m still in therapy.” “But that didn’t stop him … Continue reading

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Sing Along With Aubrey

Coinkydink that talentless Celebrity Apprentice alleged Trump shtupn Aubrey O’Day had a song called DJT? Anyone? Bueller? Anyone?

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Bad Signs, Cont.

If only Vanessa Trump had read the sign first, but I suppose Divorces & Pistols would be too direct.

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Wild Speculation Alert!

Long time Scissorhead and unindicted co-conspirator DCap sends us this news from Page 6: “Vanessa Trump hired a criminal defense attorney to represent her in her divorce from Donald Trump Jr.just as special counsel Robert Mueller subpoenaed the president’s family … Continue reading

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She is Divorcing Junior…

…because she doesn’t want to be a bigamist when he becomes a prison bride (only guessing): “Donald Trump Jr., President Trump’s eldest child and the father of five himself, is being sued for divorce by his wife Vanessa. “Vanessa Trump, … Continue reading

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