Category Archives: Trade Wars

Country in Shock: Trump Says Something True!

“Speaking alongside Poland’s President Andrzej Duda, Trump was asked about a deadline for putting 25% tariffs on those Chinese goods not yet subject to levies. “Saying he didn’t have one, Trump added, “my deadline is what’s up here,” pointing to … Continue reading

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Comrade Stupid’s 5-Year Agricultural Reform Ahead of Schedule!

“The best thing that ever happened to the farmers is me. … The farmers are my best friends,” Trump says before holding up paper of what he says is his Mexico deal. — Meet the Press (@MeetThePress) June 11, 2019 … Continue reading

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Stable Genius: ‘Secret Plan Does Too Exist! Losers!’

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us that Prznint Art-of-the-Deal is still trying to convince us that he actually, successfully negotiated something other than an extra 10 minutes of teevee before bedtime: “President Trump teased a group of … Continue reading

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Tariffman Can Fool Some of the People All Of The Time

So there is our proof that gaslighting works on some of the people all of the time. That said, Turley (if that is his real name!) offers a cornucopia of Trump merchandise below the video on YouTube, along with an … Continue reading

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The Adventures of Tariffman Continues!

Our stable genius, who famously doesn’t drink any booze,  and yet sells  Eric Trump’s  estate wine “Welch’s grape jelly with alcohol,” has decided to turn his gimlet eye on French wine. Yes, the Adventures of Tariffman continues! You know, France … Continue reading

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Prznint Dealy McDeals Got ‘Nada, Nada, Lemonada!’

Prznint Stupid spent his weekend on the Twatter claiming that Mexico will take strong measures against migration as a result of Friday’s trade deal, and moaning that the “Corrupt Media” was not praising him. I am pleased to inform you … Continue reading

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Prznint McDeals Got Nothing

I am pleased to inform you that The United States of America has reached a signed agreement with Mexico. The Tariffs scheduled to be implemented by the U.S. on Monday, against Mexico, are hereby indefinitely suspended. Mexico, in turn, has … Continue reading

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Import, Export, Extort

I know that there’s no bottom to Comrade Trump’s unfitness for office, but extorting other countries? President Donald Trump said Friday that Mexico may be able to avert tariffs on its goods by purchasing American agricultural products. Trump had previously … Continue reading

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Trump: ‘Buenos Showshoes, Amoebas!’ (Trade Wars, Cont.)

Yesterday, Hair Füror took some time out from his busy schedule of grifting and making the press orgasm on D-Day—and bashing his political foes with Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS, er, Laura Ingraham literally within sight of the Normandy American … Continue reading

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The Adventures of Tariffman Continues!

Well this is different: President Donald Trump’s Treasury secretary and top trade advisor opposed his surprise plan to impose new tariffs on Mexican imports, according to a source close to the White House who said the idea was pushed by … Continue reading

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