Category Archives: Trade Wars

Trade Wars: Vroom-Vroom, Harley’s Profits Go Boom

Harley-Davidson Profit Is Wiped Out by President Trump’s Tariffs “Harley-Davidson Inc. barely broke even in the last quarter of a year in which the struggling American icon got caught up in President Donald Trump’s trade wars. The motorcycle maker’s shares … Continue reading

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Comrade Prznint Reveals 5-Year Agricultural Reform (The Shut-Show, Cont.)

The gubmint lockout is now well into its fourth week, and has left farmers unable to get loans and subsidies: “For many farmers, the trade tension especially with China has meant unpredictability, lost market share and lower prices for their … Continue reading

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Old MacDeals Wrecked The Farm, E-I-E-I-OWW!

We noted a while ago that Comrade McDeal’s easy-to-win Trade Wars were causing havoc with US Agriculture and we were losing markets to Brazil and others (China bought $0 worth of US agriculture products in December), but his shut-down is … Continue reading

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Wilbur Ross Wants To Know If You Are Tired of Winning Yet?

And now we turn our attention to living Unisom, comically out of touch grifter Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross (like the plutocratic Mr. Burns on The Simpsons, only without the charm), who is here to explain to us that Comrade Stupid’s … Continue reading

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China Has The Joe-mentum!

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!) has the deets: “Chinese telecom giant ZTE is tapping a deeply connected Washington insider, former Sen. Joe Lieberman, as it tries to fend off ongoing concerns that it poses a threat to U.S. … Continue reading

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Stable Genius Reveals Secret Negotiating Plan With China: Kidnapping

Last week, Meng Wanzhou, CFO of Chinese tech behemoth Huawei was arrested in Canada, at the request of the United States. The reason was that Huawei has been circumventing US sanctions on Iran, and this was a way to punish … Continue reading

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All is Well

The Dow dropped almost 800 points and we don’t know why, but it might have something to do with Prznint Tariffman tweeting trade war threats with China: The negotiations with China have already started. Unless extended, they will end 90 … Continue reading

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UPDATED! Stable Genius’ Art of the Deal With China Revealed!

When Prznint Tariff finished his (burned?) steak dinner date with Chinese President Xi Jinping, our stable genius boasted that a 90-day Trade War Truce with Beijing is an “incredible deal” that could only have been secured by Prznint Art Of … Continue reading

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GM Is Tired Of All The Winning

Hey guys, remember when Prznint Trade Wars decided to tax imported steel to “save” American steel workers, and everyone warned him it would be a disaster because there are more workers in other steel-using industries downstream who would lose their … Continue reading

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Possum Hollar Believed Our Grifter-in-Chief

Grifters Gotta Grift   Hey guys, remember last summer when Prznint Art of the Deal’s E-Z-to-win Trade Wars meant that he was going to give a $12B Amero bailout to farmers in the heartland? You know Trump Territory? Remember when … Continue reading

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