Category Archives: Trade Wars

China Has The Joe-mentum!

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!) has the deets: “Chinese telecom giant ZTE is tapping a deeply connected Washington insider, former Sen. Joe Lieberman, as it tries to fend off ongoing concerns that it poses a threat to U.S. … Continue reading

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Stable Genius Reveals Secret Negotiating Plan With China: Kidnapping

Last week, Meng Wanzhou, CFO of Chinese tech behemoth Huawei was arrested in Canada, at the request of the United States. The reason was that Huawei has been circumventing US sanctions on Iran, and this was a way to punish … Continue reading

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All is Well

The Dow dropped almost 800 points and we don’t know why, but it might have something to do with Prznint Tariffman tweeting trade war threats with China: The negotiations with China have already started. Unless extended, they will end 90 … Continue reading

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UPDATED! Stable Genius’ Art of the Deal With China Revealed!

When Prznint Tariff finished his (burned?) steak dinner date with Chinese President Xi Jinping, our stable genius boasted that a 90-day Trade War Truce with Beijing is an “incredible deal” that could only have been secured by Prznint Art Of … Continue reading

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GM Is Tired Of All The Winning

Hey guys, remember when Prznint Trade Wars decided to tax imported steel to “save” American steel workers, and everyone warned him it would be a disaster because there are more workers in other steel-using industries downstream who would lose their … Continue reading

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Possum Hollar Believed Our Grifter-in-Chief

Grifters Gotta Grift   Hey guys, remember last summer when Prznint Art of the Deal’s E-Z-to-win Trade Wars meant that he was going to give a $12B Amero bailout to farmers in the heartland? You know Trump Territory? Remember when … Continue reading

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Local BS-er BSs Us

“People are blaming the president” for the escalating trade dispute, Larry Kudlow—Comrade Stupid’s National Economic Council Director—said to the Economic Club of New York. “I say, do not blame Trump for this”—[the “this” being the Easy-to-Win trade war Comrade Trump … Continue reading

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Comrade Stupid Loves It When A Plan Comes Together

As we know, the other day totally stable genius Comrade Stupid bought off soybean farmers with a $12B Amero bribe (buy-back) for destroying their market with his stupid tariffs war with China, the EU, and blog-only knows who else. And … Continue reading

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Trade Wars: ‘You’ll Be Tired Of So Much Winning’

Comrade Trump, the economic stable genius, is now leading the US to victory with his trade wars, or so walking Unisom Wilbur Ross told the Senate: “Appearing before the Senate Finance Committee, Ross defended the White House’s measures targeting steel and … Continue reading

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