Category Archives: The Swamp

The Miracle of the Trump Economy, Cont.

Axios’ morning email thingie gives us the alert that the COVID-19 relief bill passed the Senate: 🚨 Breaking now: World markets surged this morning after the overnight news that Congress and the White House reached a deal to inject nearly … Continue reading

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Narcissist Offers Comfort To Gun Lobby, Swamp Undrained

Prznint Stupid was worried that the NRA’s precious fee-fees might get hurt: “President Donald Trump on Friday said he has been speaking with the National Rifle Association to ensure that the gun lobby’s “very strong views” are considered as congressional … Continue reading

Posted in Guns! Guns! Guns!, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, NeoCons, NRA, The New Confederacy, The Swamp, wayne lapierre, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 3 Comments

Cadet Bonespurs Drains, Refills Swamp

The Finest People Like a common Boeing 737 Max, Acting Secretary of Defense and former Boeing lobbyist Patrick Shanahan’s candidacy to become the permanent SOD exploded and all hands were lost: “President Donald Trump said Tuesday that acting Defense Secretary … Continue reading

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Comrade Stupid Picks His Fights Carefully

Grifters Gotta Grift Comrade Trump has demonstrated that he doesn’t understand The Federal Reserve since the beginning: This Janet Yellen of the Fed. The Fed is doing political — by keeping the interest rates at this level. And believe me: … Continue reading

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, snark, The Miracle of the Trump Economy, The Swamp | 6 Comments

About Romaine Lettuce Killing Us

As many of you might have noticed, country-wide, all Romaine Lettuce has been pulled from the grocery stores, all salad mixes with Romaine included. For those of us with a Cesar Salad addiction, this torpedo’ed some Thanksgiving menus. It was … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Food Safety, Sonny 'Rain Dance' Perdue, The Swamp | 12 Comments

Green Fakers Is The Place To Be

Honest-to-Blog, the Spy Who Loved Pee, Agent Double-0 Zero Rep. Devin Nunes, is claiming that he is a farmer. “A pair of GOP congressmen can call themselves farmers on the November ballot, a Sacramento judge has ruled, dismissing challenges financed … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, The Swamp | 16 Comments

Job Opening Soon In The Swamp! Inquire Within!

I know it is probably a shock to Scissorheads everywhere that a member in good standing of the GOP and holder of elected office has been charged with insider trading. Yes, Rep. Chris Collins, the very first Republican who endorsed … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, 4th Reich, Grifters Gotta Grift, The Swamp | 2 Comments

Regrets, They’ve Had A Few

The swamp doesn’t drain itself, as we seem to learn again and again, so it comes as little surprise that some multinational corporations are having a few regrets that they paid millions of Ameros to Comrade Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer, Michael/Mikhail Cohen. … Continue reading

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Mulvaney Uses His Outside Voice and Said What?!

N.Y. Times: “We had a hierarchy in my office in Congress,” Mr. Mulvaney, a former Republican lawmaker from South Carolina, told 1,300 bankers and lending industry officials at an American Bankers Association conference in Washington. “If you’re a lobbyist who … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Mick 'Pay-to-Play' Mulvaney, The Swamp | 4 Comments

Welcome To The Swamp

The Hill: “The Republican National Committee (RNC) is investing $250 million in an extensive field strategy aimed at retaining the GOP House majority in the upcoming midterm elections, The Associated Press reported Monday. “Our No. 1 priority is keeping the … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, The Swamp, Zombie Attacks | 6 Comments