Category Archives: Legitimate Political Discourse

Sick Burn*

Let’s watch the Jan. 6 heroes receive their gold medals and publicly blow-off insurrection-enabling traitors amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell and K-Mac. Hat tip: Scissorheads D-Cap, and Skinny-D*

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BREAKING: Stewart Rhodes Guilty

The Stupid Coup The jury finds Stewart Rhodes guilty of seditious conspiracy. A federal jury on Tuesdayconvicted Oath Keepers founder Stewart Rhodes of seditious conspiracy for leading a months-long plot to unleash political violence to prevent the inauguration of President … Continue reading

Posted in Legitimate Political Discourse, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 9 Comments

DOJ Wants To Talk To Mike Pence

Happy Hour News The DOJ wants to talk to Mike Pence —a man so wooden that termites salivate when he enters a room— about January 6. Bear in mind Pence said he will NOT testify under oath before the Jan. … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Insurrection, Legitimate Political Discourse, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, The Stupid Coup | 9 Comments

Jury Time for the Oath Keepers

The jury for Stewart Rhodes and the Oaf Keepers insurrection trial are now starting their deliberations: The jury’s verdict may well address the false notion that the 2020 presidential election was stolen, coming soon after 2022 midterm results in which … Continue reading

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Shorter Mike Pence

“Buy the book, Jan 6 Committee!” Longer: BREAKING: Former Vice President Mike Pence tells CBS News that he's "closing the door" on testifying before the Jan. 6 committee. “Congress has no right to my testimony,” he tells @margbrennan. pic.twitter.com/E5IVtwrscY — … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Senatorette Lindsey Graham is in a heap-o-trouble in Georgeduh, he doesn’t want to testify against Lord Damp Nut, and so he has asked our stacked and illegitimate SCOTUS to block his testimony, and you’ll never guess who … Continue reading

Posted in Clarance Thomas, Clarence Thomas, Georgeduh, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Insurrection, Legitimate Political Discourse, SCOTUS, Senatorette Lindsey Graham, The Big Lie, The Stupid Coup | 1 Comment

Stable Genius Reacts

Guys, twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid took the bait and replied to the Jan. 6 Committee: Former president Donald Trump on Friday lambasted the House select committee investigating the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the Capitol but was silent on whether … Continue reading

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About Today…

The Stupid Coup In the beginning the Jan 6 Committee vowed to do three things: A) correct the record of the aftermath of the 2020 Goat Rodeo and 2) present the case that twice-impeached LOSER Ex-Prznint Stupid was at the … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Legitimate Political Discourse, Nancy Pelosi, The Stupid Coup | 8 Comments

PSA: Final January 6 Hearing Today, 1PM Eastern

It’s showtime! On today’s final episode of The Stupid Coup: Legitimate Political Discourse the select committee will reveal more footage demonstrating that Hair Füror knew that there would be violence at the Capitol and had no interest in preventing it. … Continue reading

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K-Mac is Really Bad At His Job, Part Infinity

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie wins the morning and return to form with HOT GOSSIP about K-Mac, who is really bad at his job! WHAT McCARTHY TOLD TRUMP — This morning we have the first scoop … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, K-Mac Kevin McCarthy, Legitimate Political Discourse, The Stupid Coup, Wingnuttia | 2 Comments