Category Archives: Legitimate Political Discourse

BREAKING: Proud Boys Convicted for Seditious Conspiracy

Posted on May 4, 2023 by tengrain

OK, this is good news: Former Proud Boys chairman Henry “Enrique” Tarrio and three other members of the extremist group were found guilty Thursday of seditious conspiracy in the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the U.S. Capitol. A jury deliberated … Continue reading →

Posted in Insurrection, Legitimate Political Discourse, Sedition, The Stupid Coup | 4 Comments

Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day!

Posted on April 21, 2023 by tengrain

Smart move, jenius: A Texas man facing charges in the Jan. 6 riot opened fire last week on sheriff’s deputies who had gone to his home to check on him ahead of his scheduled surrender to the FBI, according to … Continue reading →

Posted in Guns! Guns! Guns!, Legitimate Political Discourse, People Dumber than Dolphins, The Stupid Coup | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 29, 2023 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Mike Pence has nothing to hide and suggests he might NOT fight Jack Smith’s subpoena to testify: Mike Pence responds to judge's order to testify about Jan. 6: "I have nothing to hide…We're currently speaking to our … Continue reading →

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Legitimate Political Discourse, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, The Stupid Coup | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 27, 2023 by tengrain

Happy Hour News I totally forgot about this: Trump can run for president from prison. Just ask Eugene Debs. https://t.co/8reai6hntu via @voxdotcom — Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) March 27, 2023 Our pals at Electoral-Vote go a step deeper: You have probably … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Insurrection, Legitimate Political Discourse, The Stupid Coup | 7 Comments

What If You Ordered A Riot And No One Comes?

Posted on March 20, 2023 by tengrain

The AP is reporting that the enthusiasm of Possum Hollar to show up to Coup 2: Electric Boogaloo is not overwhelming: WASHINGTON (AP) — Former President Donald Trump’s calls for protests ahead of his anticipated indictment in New York have … Continue reading →

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, justice, Legitimate Political Discourse | 6 Comments

Mike Pence Has Thoughts. (No, Really. )

Posted on March 12, 2023 by tengrain

Mike Pence, a man so wooden that termites salivate when he enters a room, has thoughts: “President Trump was wrong,” Pence said in a speech at the annual Gridiron dinner, a gathering of senior Washington journalists and dignitaries. “I had no right … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Legitimate Political Discourse, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, The Big Lie, The Stupid Coup | 2 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 8, 2023 by tengrain

Happy Hour News I told you it was going to be a day of Domestic Tuckerism. Anyway, House Republicans are playing Keep-Away: McCarthy’s GOP tries to move on from Tucker Carlson-Jan. 6 drama Mere hours after Tucker Carlson’s latest segment … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Fox News, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Legitimate Political Discourse, People Dumber than Dolphins, Talentless Hacks, The Stupid Coup, Tucker Carlson | 4 Comments

CPAC Summarized

Posted on March 5, 2023 by tengrain

In additional CPAC news, Hair Füror: says that he will continue to run even if indicted released a music video with a choir of men imprisoned in connection to the January 6 Stupid Coup won the straw poll with 62 … Continue reading →

Posted in CPAC, Cracker Orban Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Insurrection, Legitimate Political Discourse, The Stupid Coup, Wingnuttia | 10 Comments

Phone’s For You, Scott Perry

Posted on February 23, 2023 by tengrain

Insurrection-adjacent(?) Republican Representative Scott Perry, —who “pushed the White House and Justice Department to investigate implausible election fraud claims, including that an Italian defense contractor conspired with senior CIA officials to flip votes from President Donald Trump to Biden using … Continue reading →

Posted in Insurrection, Legitimate Political Discourse, The Stupid Coup | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 7, 2023 by tengrain

Happy Hour News SOTU Update: The stupid falls not far from the tree! When Biden starts talking about unity at the SOTU just remember he’s also putting up fencing around The Capitol because that’s how he really feels about the … Continue reading →

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Junior Mints, Trump Crime Family, Junior Mint’s Emotional Support Cougar Kimberly Guilfoyle, The Stupid Coup, Legitimate Political Discourse | 2 Comments