Category Archives: The Stupid Coup

Tick-Tock: The Stupid Coup, Cont.

CNN reports that Hair Füror’s campaign officials —led by recently subpoenaed and noted lawn-care promoter Rudy Giuliani— actively coordinated efforts to put forward alternate electors in Pennsylvania, Georgia, Michigan, Arizona, Wisconsin, Nevada, and New Mexico. Those efforts included circulating drafts of … Continue reading

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BREAKING: Fulton DA requests special grand jury for Trump probe

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution: Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis is requesting a special grand jury to aid in her investigation of former President Donald Trump and his efforts to overturn Georgia’s 2020 election results. In a Thursday letter to Christopher … Continue reading

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Our Consolation Prize

Guys, only Justice Ginni Thomas, er, Clarence Thomas voted to keep Hair Füror’s Stupid Coup papers secret, so the January 6 Committee gets to see them now (officially): The Supreme Court on Wednesday rejected former president Donald Trump’s request to … Continue reading

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BREAKING: Rudy Subpoena’ed!

Per The AP Rudy Giuliani —prznint Stupid’s stupidest lawyer ™— is subpoena’ed to appear before the committee investigating the Stupid Coup: WASHINGTON (AP) — The House committee investigating the Capitol insurrection issued a new batch of subpoenas Tuesday to some of … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, MAGA?

I just cannot… Fan-fucking-tastic. https://t.co/g8JWlBPZDu — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 14, 2022 (Hat tip: too many Scissorheads to list.)

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Mike Pence Presents New Vistas In Both Sides

Former Vice President and current walking termite buffet Mike Pence (a dark goat in the 2024 Goat Rodeo) takes to the pages of the WaPo to present an incredible both-sides non-sequitur: Jan. 6 was a power grab. So is busting … Continue reading

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The Stupid Coup Goes To Michigan

The AP tells us Michigan has had a change of plans: LANSING, Mich. (AP) — Michigan’s attorney general is asking federal prosecutors to open a criminal investigation into 16 Republicans who submitted false certificates stating they were the state’s presidential … Continue reading

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DOJ: The Stupid Coup Was Sedition

Guys, merde got real: The Justice Department escalated its January 6 investigation by bringing seditious conspiracy charges against 11 defendants, including the leader of the Oath Keepers, Stewart Rhodes. The latest accusations — with a charge that had not previously … Continue reading

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What a Coinkydink!

Guys, the story of the fake electoral college certificates is getting bigger: there are now seven (7!) states that sent fake certificates: The fake certificates were created by Trump allies in Georgia, Arizona, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Nevada and New Mexico, … Continue reading

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Would-Be Speaker of the House Refuses To Speak to House

As we all know, last February House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy and Hair Füror had a screaming fit on the phone during the Capitol attack, in which the yet-to-be-twice impeached ex-Prznint told the Republican leader, “Well, Kevin, I guess these people are more … Continue reading

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