Category Archives: The Stupid Coup

Gym Jordan Performs ‘You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet’ B-B-B-B-Baby

If you want to see a man jump out of his skin when asked a predictable question from a journalist, look no further than Gym Jordan when asked if his call with Hair Füror on January 6 was during the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Brother Pierce at Esquire mentioned long ago that there is a terrible Prion Disease in the Republican Party and clearly it has spread to the Terrible Beer Kingdom of Wisconsinski: Wisconsin Republican expands 2020 election investigation MADISON, … Continue reading

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He’s Eff’ed, Part II

You want a smoking gun with fingerprints and witnesses? The House Oversight Committee released handwritten notes by former Deputy Attorney General Richard Donoghue of a call with former Attorney General Jeffrey Rosen and Donald Trump on Dec. 27, 2020 in which … Continue reading

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The Comedic Stylings of Dinesh D’Souza

The Stupid Coup, part infinity D’vorce D’spousa —documentarian fabulist, convicted election fraud felon (pardoned), fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, serial adulterer, and would-be bigamist and self-proclaimed political prisoner of the Kenyan Usurper— has sumpin’ to say to us: Pro … Continue reading

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About Yesterday…

Yesterday, four Capitol and Metropolitan Police Department officers recounted their experience fighting off the Jan. 6 insurrection at the U.S. Capitol during the first hearing of the House committee investigating the attack. You probably already know what they said, so … Continue reading

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The Stupid Coup Insurrection Commission Starts!

Today Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) gossip thingie leads with some actual insight (all formatting is theirs, don’t ask me why): POLITICO Playbook: Is McCarthy prepared for Trump’s wrath about the Jan. 6 committee? THIS IS GOING TO … Continue reading

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Jan. 6 Commission Gets Another Republican

Nancy Smash has invited Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R- IL) to join the Insurrection Commission investigating the January 6 Stupid Coup. And not surprisingly, he accepted. Kinzinger probably figures that Hair Füror is going to nuke him in 2022 anyway, so … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News To the surprise of absolutely no one, Nancy Smash… #BREAKING: Pelosi rejects Republican picks Jordan, Banks for Jan. 6 committee https://t.co/7dkQXBskP5 pic.twitter.com/fuxEnWiGhC — The Hill (@thehill) July 21, 2021 …and so strategic thinker K-Mac decided… McCarthy yanks … Continue reading

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The Insurrection Commission, Cont.

K-Mac makes his unsurprising 5 white dude picks for the Insurrection Commission. Our pals over at Electoral-Vote name names, and give the reasons why they were the chosen ones: Here are the five Republican members—pending approval from Speaker Nancy Pelosi … Continue reading

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The Stupid Coup, as explained by the stupid insurrectionists themselves

“We weren’t there to steal things. We weren’t there to do damage. We were just there to overthrow the government.” —Insurrectionist Saundra Kiczenski

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