Category Archives: The Russian Usurper

American Carnage, Cont.

Hey guys, remember the American Carnage inauguration speech? You know the one that told us the entire country was a smoking hell hole, smoldering wreckage to be swept-away clean by the Russian Usurper? You know, like the daily way he … Continue reading

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Some Covfefe for Your Coffee?

Can this buffoon tie his own shoes ( assuming he can see his feet over his Yuge gut)?

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Watch Me Pull A Rabbit Outta My Ass — Trump

How many times can the Russian Usurper deflect an distract? It’s like asking how many angels can dance on a pinhead. Look, here’s another one doing the ol’ buck-and-wing:

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Tweet, Twit, Twat

Looks like the mango-hued shitgibbon opened his birfday present from the WaPo: My ancestors in Salem would like to have a word with you, you know, once you get to the bottom of the Obama birth certificate thing. Also/too: keep … Continue reading

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More From Little Moscow on the Potomac

Tiger Beat: The Senate on Wednesday overwhelmingly approved a bipartisan package of new Russia sanctions that also lets Congress block President Donald Trump from easing or ending penalties against Moscow, the year’s most significant GOP-imposed restriction on the White House. … Continue reading

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Between the 9th and 10th Hole!

Hey, you guys! Don’t tell me that the Russian Usurper has done NOTHING, and signed no legislation since being installed by his buddy Vlad. He’s signed legislation to name a courthouse after Fred Thompson. And he took time off from … Continue reading

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Workforce Development Week

Because Infrastructure Week was such a stunning success, the 4th Reich is hoping lightening will strike twice. (We do, too!) CNN tells us: “The first daughter and presidential adviser will join her father at a series of events from Tuesday … Continue reading

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Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid is Served

We turn our attention now to yesterday’s disaster of a press conference that followed some remarks by The Russian Usurper and President Iohannis of Romania: Trump: “Who would like to ask — should I take one of the killer networks … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs CNN: Washington (CNN)President Donald Trump’s legal team, in the wake of damning testimony from James Comey, plans to file a complaint against the former FBI director with the Justice Department Inspector General and the Senate judiciary … Continue reading

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Some Cream For Your Covfefe? (The Summary)

When, in disgrace with fortune and men’s eyes, I all alone beweep my outcast state, And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries, And look upon myself, and curse my fate… Yadda-yadda-yadda, it’s not Shakespeare, and it is not a … Continue reading

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