Category Archives: The Russian Usurper

From the Department of No D’Uh

From the NYTimes, presumably written without guile: President Trump began a two-day visit to Israel on Monday with a blunt assessment for Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu: If Israel really wants peace with its Arab neighbors, the cost will be resolving … Continue reading

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Nothin’ Goin’ On ‘Round Here (Part Infinity)

WaPo: President Trump asked two of the nation’s top intelligence officials in March to help him push back against an FBI investigation into possible coordination between his campaign and the Russian government, according to current and former officials. Trump made … Continue reading

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Well, That’s A Relief

The Russian Usurper wants us all to know that he never outed the Israeli intelligence source to the Russian spies whom he invited into the oval office. He wants us to know that as he stands next to Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin … Continue reading

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Greatest Speech in History!

That’s Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross adding the appropriate rhythmic accompaniment to The Russian Usurpers nasal braying. One could not accompany Trump better, even with a jug and Ozark Harp. Which leads us to this note from Tiger Beat on the Potomac … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

It’s time for the morning quote: President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi of Egypt: “You are a unique personality that is capable of doing the impossible.” Russian Usurper: “Love your shoes. Boy, those shoes. Man!” Lesson: flattering the Russian Usurper does not … Continue reading

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Nothin’ Goin’ On ‘Round Here

I’ve been thinking more about the story that Speaker Zombie-Eyed Granny-Starver Paul Ryan tried to make Rep. Kevin McCarthy’s little joke about who is on the Russian’s Payroll an off-the-record moment: “No leaks. … This is how we know we’re … Continue reading

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Some Stupid For Your Afternoon Coffee? (UPDATED)

“I just fired the head of the FBI. He was crazy, a real nut job,” Trump said, according to the Times. “I faced great pressure because of Russia. That’s taken off.” –CNN He’s a natural, political animal, ain’t he? And … Continue reading

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Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted

Preznint Steve Bannon’s right-paw, the anti-globalist Stephan ‘American Carnage’ Miller is writing Hair Führer’s address to NATO. (I assume this is psychic punishment of some sort for Miller? Or will he write something like European Carnage?)

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Travel Interruptpotus

Newsweek: President Donald Trump has canceled a planned visit and speech at the ancient mountain fortress of Masada in Israel after authorities told him that he could not land his helicopter on top of the UNESCO-listed site. Someone really had … Continue reading

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You’re A Special Snowflake, That’s Why

With all of the illegal acts that took place in the Clinton campaign & Obama Administration, there was never a special counsel appointed! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 18, 2017 Really makes you think, huh? UPDATE: Doc. Zoom over … Continue reading

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