Category Archives: The Miracle of the Trump Economy

Area Man Confused By Math, Calendars

JOBS, JOBS, JOBS! #MAGA pic.twitter.com/W3Ify8K2tH — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 2, 2020 DEATHS, DEATHS, DEATHS! Anyway… Prznint Stupid brays about the jobs report yesterday. “The unemployment rate fell by more than 2 percentage points down to just about 11 … Continue reading

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Priorities!

In the middle of a civil rights-focused, #BlackLivesMatter protest, well, read it for yourselves: Trump personally instructed Interior Secretary David Bernhardt to restore the only Confederate statue in Washington, DC, after it was torn down last week, two people familiar … Continue reading

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Trump Is Trying To Kill Us, Cont.

In the middle of a raging, out of control pandemic, and a complete economic collapse Lord Damp Nut is demanding that the Supreme Court throw out the Affordable Care Act because: Obama (we’re only guessing, but I think we’re right). … Continue reading

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Hooverville Revisited

Another 1.5 million Americans filed for unemployment benefits last week. I think we officially remain around 20M unemployed, though the number is likely to be much larger as people drop off trying to find work during a pandemic. Also, it … Continue reading

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UPDATED: Unemployment Numbers: Seeing Trees v. Forest, Which is Burning

The Miracle of the Trump Economy I’ve been struggling to understand the surprising jobs number reported for May; they make little or no sense to me. While some states are lifting their shelter-in-place restrictions would (no doubt) have employers recall … Continue reading

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About Last Night…

Yesterday, so many of American made the unthinkable Sophie’s Choice of protesting during a pandemic. As John Edwards used to say (I know, I know!), we are living in two Americas. It’s not just the murder of George Floyd by the … Continue reading

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Bill Stepien To The Rescue!

Lord Damp Nut, the 2016 Goat Rodeo candidate who went through campaign managers like Tic Tacs at one of his tacky Beauty Pageants, is at it again, and Brad Parscale should either be relieved or looking over his shoulder, depending. … Continue reading

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Our List Grows, Part Infinity

Eat the Rich Congrats to American billionaires, who have raked in $434 billion during the lockdown: America’s billionaires saw their fortunes soar by $434 billion during the U.S. lockdown between mid-March and mid-May, according to a new report. Amazon’s Jeff … Continue reading

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Baghdad Bob Blushes

Claim Chowder Courtesy of Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie, Always-Wrong Larry Kudlow orders some Claim Chowder: CLIP AND SAVE … LARRY KUDLOW in the White House on Wednesday: “The Congressional Budget Office has just redone … Continue reading

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The Miracle of the Trump Economy, Cont.

Fed Chairman Jerome Power was on 60 Minutes, and he had sumpin’ to say: Fed’s Powell warns unemployment could reach Depression-level 25 percent …which is not going to go over well with the boss. Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell on … Continue reading

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