Category Archives: The Miracle of the Trump Economy

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs As you may recall, our Stable Genius You’re Fired’ed Janet Yellen from being the Chairperson of the Federal reserve because she was not tall enough, and in her place he hand-picked 6-foot tall Jerome Powell. Happy … Continue reading

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Trump 2020 Message: ‘Look over there! Squirrel!’

Let’s begin our day with a bonkers tweet that is, well, instructive: The Trump Economy is setting records, and has a long way up to go….However, if anyone but me takes over in 2020 (I know the competition very well), … Continue reading

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Trump’s Trade Wars: ‘Call Me, Maybe?’

American and Chinese negotiators are holding more trade talks today in Washington, even after the 4th Reich significantly increase tariffs on imports from China. Unsurprisingly, Beijing responded with retaliatory measures. The new tariffs apply only to goods that leave China … Continue reading

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Old McDumbass Lost The Farms, E-I-E-I-Ouch

And speaking of being bad at bidness, Prznint Stupid continues to destroy the American economy, especially in the midwest. Yup, it’s time for Comrade Stupid’s 5-Year Agricultural Reform. Take it away, Politico! “Economists flee Agriculture Dept. after feeling punished under … Continue reading

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Stable Genius Tweets Sinks World Markets

Bloomberg tells us that trade talks between the U.S. and China appear to be awaiting merciful euthanasia, what with Beijing struggling to respond to a pair of tweets by Comrade Stupid that threaten an escalation of tariffs (from 10% currently … Continue reading

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Is Comrade Putin Tired From All The Winning Yet?

Axios: “The personal income of farmers in the U.S. declined by an annualized $11.8 billion between January and March, the biggest 1st quarter drop in 3 years, Bloomberg reports, citing Commerce Department data released Monday. . . . “…The drop … Continue reading

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The Gigged Economy

I’ve been wondering about how it is that we are reportedly near full employment and yet no one seems to be making more money, no one is getting raises. It doesn’t make sense to me that employers are not increasing … Continue reading

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Don’t Spend It All In One Place

According to the Economic Policy Institute, bonuses are up 1¢ in 2018 since the GOP tax cuts passed: “Data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics’ Employer Costs for Employee Compensation gives us a chance to look at workers’ bonuses in 2017 … Continue reading

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Great Boss Supports Employee Under Fire

As you may have heard by now, Prznint Mortgages is mad at Fed Chair Jerome Powell for raising interest rates and thinks that Powell—who he cannot You’re Fired’ed—is “loco.” Prznint Stupid allegedly told Jerome Powell, his hand-picked Federal Reserve chair … Continue reading

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Stable Genius Tinkers With Economy

Well, this is different. Our bankruptcy enthusiast Prznint is politicizing the Fed? Had the Fed not mistakenly raised interest rates, especially since there is very little inflation, and had they not done the ridiculously timed quantitative tightening, the 3.0% GDP, … Continue reading

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