Category Archives: The Miracle of the Trump Economy

Experts Weigh In On Inflation Reduction Act

And now, economic forecast from Junior Mints, who totally gets it: Junior gives his inflation analysis: “I get it, guys. I’m the son of a billionaire. If I notice it. If I feel it at the pump. If I’m pissed … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News This market crash will be brought to America by #MoscowMitch: McConnell: “Republicans are united in opposition to raising the debt ceiling.” He says it needs to be done but Democrats need to do it on their own … Continue reading

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America Shocked: Republicans Wrong About Economics, Again

Guys, remember that time that all the Republicans on the TeeVee Machine were telling us that the lazy bastards were not returning to work during a pandemic because they were being paid $300 to stay home on the couch, so … Continue reading

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President Biden Breaks Records

Hey guys, remember when TFG told us all that Handsome Joe Biden would CRASH the US economy if he (Lord Damp Nut) was not re-elected? That we would all be living in refrigerator boxes down by the river and boiling … Continue reading

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The Miracle of the Trump Economy

Totally Eff’ed In the Dark The wrecked economy that Prznint Stupid and the GQPers left for the Democrats to clean up is pretty significantly, um, wrecked: At least 1 million Americans have filed for unemployment every week for 46 weeks … Continue reading

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The Miracle of the Trump Economy, Cont.

Ghost of Christmas Present If Sen. Ron Johnson (Stupid Party) is worried about mortgaging the future for the Yutes of Today, wait until he hears about their present: The Labor Department reported that new unemployment claims rose to 885,000, up … Continue reading

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The Eff’ery Never Ends

Totally Eff’ed In The Dark Living typo and Worst. Bond. Villain. Ever. Steve Mnuchin is getting some help throwing cinder blocks from the overpasses: I can’t overstate how radical this is: Senate Republicans are threatening to blow up an agreement … Continue reading

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The Miracle of the Trump Economy, Cont.

  This was buried in a piece about Biden in Axios’ email thingie, essentially what Handsome Joe will have on his plate the minute he lands in the Oval Office: In addition to the COVID death toll that passed 300,000 … Continue reading

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The Miracle of the Trump Economy

CNN tells us that Prznint Stupid ran the country like one of his own bidnesses: Trump will leave office with a historically bad economic record President Donald Trump still can’t accept the numbers measuring his loss to Joe Biden: more … Continue reading

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Begging for Crumbs

As we noted this morning,  food banks are distributing 60 percent more food to millions of first-time users, and nearly 12 million Americans will head into the new year over $5000 behind on rent, so what better time than now to offer … Continue reading

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