Category Archives: The Miracle of the Trump Economy

The Miracle of the Trump Economy

Totally Eff’ed In the Dark The wrecked economy that Prznint Stupid and the GQPers left for the Democrats to clean up is pretty significantly, um, wrecked: At least 1 million Americans have filed for unemployment every week for 46 weeks … Continue reading

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The Miracle of the Trump Economy, Cont.

Ghost of Christmas Present If Sen. Ron Johnson (Stupid Party) is worried about mortgaging the future for the Yutes of Today, wait until he hears about their present: The Labor Department reported that new unemployment claims rose to 885,000, up … Continue reading

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The Eff’ery Never Ends

Totally Eff’ed In The Dark Living typo and Worst. Bond. Villain. Ever. Steve Mnuchin is getting some help throwing cinder blocks from the overpasses: I can’t overstate how radical this is: Senate Republicans are threatening to blow up an agreement … Continue reading

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The Miracle of the Trump Economy, Cont.

  This was buried in a piece about Biden in Axios’ email thingie, essentially what Handsome Joe will have on his plate the minute he lands in the Oval Office: In addition to the COVID death toll that passed 300,000 … Continue reading

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The Miracle of the Trump Economy

CNN tells us that Prznint Stupid ran the country like one of his own bidnesses: Trump will leave office with a historically bad economic record President Donald Trump still can’t accept the numbers measuring his loss to Joe Biden: more … Continue reading

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Begging for Crumbs

As we noted this morning,  food banks are distributing 60 percent more food to millions of first-time users, and nearly 12 million Americans will head into the new year over $5000 behind on rent, so what better time than now to offer … Continue reading

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Priorities!

Rejoice, Scissorheads, the long national nightmare is over! Mel can put on her tennis togs again! The First Lady announces the White House has new tennis courts pic.twitter.com/TlaB5AsWa3 — Chris Jansing (@ChrisJansing) December 7, 2020 Sure, food banks are distributing … Continue reading

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The Miracle of the Trump Economy, Cont.

Ugh: Nearly 19 million Americans could lose their homes when eviction limits expire Dec. 31 Needless to say, amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell (R-Russia) is not doing anything about it: no extra session of the Senate, no consideration of any of … Continue reading

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The Invisible Hand of the Market Gives Trump The Finger

So this happened yesterday: pic.twitter.com/fTYnJXXYTl — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 24, 2020 Which stands in stark contrast to what Lord Damp Nut had been predicting for months: If you want your 401k’s and Stocks, which are getting close to … Continue reading

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Some Republicans Just Want To Watch The World Burn

The Republican abandonment of the American people continues. US economy hurtles toward ‘COVID cliff’ with programs set to expire A slew of expiring emergency programs are setting up an economic “COVID cliff” come 2021, which could see millions of people … Continue reading

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