Category Archives: The Miracle of the Trump Economy

2020 Continues To Suck (The Miracle of the Trump Economy)

Posted on September 23, 2020 by

5-Star Ratings Gig Economy Company Launches Uber, But for Evicting People “SINCE COVID-19 MANY AMERICANS FELL BEHIND IN ALL ASPECTS,” reads the website copy. The button below this statement is not for a GoFundMe, or a petition for calling for rent … Continue reading →

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The Miracle of the Trump Economy, Cont.

Posted on September 18, 2020 by

The W$J reports  “About one million homeowners have fallen through the safety net Congress set up … to protect borrowers from losing their homes, according to industry data, potentially leaving them vulnerable to foreclosure and eviction.” One million households is … Continue reading →

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Because He’s a Giver

Posted on September 7, 2020 by

He’s nuts of course: President Trump told reporters at a Labor Day briefing on Monday that he is “taking the high road” by not meeting with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and other top Democrats to negotiate the next coronavirus stimulus … Continue reading →

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Trump: Always Be Closing

Posted on September 1, 2020 by

Hey guys, remember that time the Narcissus Borealis sent everyone their stimulus check late because, dammit, he was gonna have the checks with his signature on them? (Rule 1: Always be closing!) He’s done it again! Now in Government Food … Continue reading →

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Jobs Report: We’re Still Screwed

Posted on August 20, 2020 by

Unemployment claims jump back over 1 million “The number of workers applying for unemployment benefits jumped to 1.1 million last week, the Labor Department reported Thursday, the first time in two weeks that new claims have gone up. “States have … Continue reading →

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Just Sayin’

Posted on August 13, 2020 by

  A decent and succinct recap of Trump's legacy. What we've lost as a country has been incalculable. pic.twitter.com/TCijL0iTW1 — Spry Guy (@SpryGuy) August 8, 2020 [Ed. Note: We’re closer to 165,000 dead now. What a difference a few days … Continue reading →

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About the Eviction EO…

Posted on August 9, 2020 by

About the Eviction Protection Executive Order Hair Füror decreed: President Donald Trump’s vow to protect millions of Americans from the threat of eviction has one serious shortcoming: It would do nothing to help the vast majority of the country’s tenants. … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 5, 2020 by

Axios Alert: 1 big thing: 23 million Americans face eviction The coronavirus pandemic threatens America with a new wave of homelessness due to a cratering economy, expiring unemployment stimulus payments and vanishing renter protections. “I’ve never seen this many people … Continue reading →

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Area Man Digs Hole

Posted on July 31, 2020 by

The Senate adjourned until Monday, with Congress failing to extend the extra unemployment benefits that expire today just as people lose their jobs again. New jobless claims rose with 1.43 million workers filing for initial unemployment benefits. I think this is … Continue reading →

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The Miracle of the Trump Economy: We’re Eff’ed In the Dark Again

Posted on July 30, 2020 by

Winning! Well, we’re totally eff’ed in the dark, again (Axios, emboldening and enigmatic bullets are theirs): The U.S. economy shrank at an annualized 32.9% rate in the second quarter — the worst-ever contraction on records that date back to 1947, … Continue reading →

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