Category Archives: The Miracle of the Trump Economy

Stable Genius’ Word Salad Explains Tariffs Policy

Trump has no clue how tariffs work: “Look in China…They want to make it deal, very badly. Those tariffs are costing them a lot of money, and they’re going into our treasury — remember that. We’re filling up w/billions of … Continue reading

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Old MacDeals Wrecked The Farm, E-I-E-I-OWW!

We noted a while ago that Comrade McDeal’s easy-to-win Trade Wars were causing havoc with US Agriculture and we were losing markets to Brazil and others (China bought $0 worth of US agriculture products in December), but his shut-down is … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, self-proclaimed Prophet Cindy Jacobs turned the faltering stock market around! Let’s listen to her nasal bray, er story! (Don’t worry, I only clipped a minute!) Go that? … Continue reading

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Kids These Day (UPDATED)

I’m the first to say that the Millennials were served a crap sandwich, if for no other reason than just by how they’ve come of age informed by the Great Recession. They are carrying a debt burden from college that … Continue reading

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Comrade Stupid Loves It When A Plan Comes Together

Apple dropped the bomb that it was cutting its revenue outlook by as much as $9 billion from estimates due to weaker demand in China. The market reacted to Apple’s blood curdling, once-in-a-generation news with terror (seriously, since the second coming … Continue reading

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As Was Foretold In Prophesy…

As predicted in the comments by Scisssorhead Scottie (of the famous Scotties Toy Box blog), the stock market is tanking again now that Prznint Stupid has returned from Iraq. As we’ve noted in various forms before: MPS is OK with sending … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Axios paired these stories this afternoon: Situational awareness: President Trump has made a surprise visit to U.S. servicemen in Iraq. Breaking: The Dow went up by nearly 1,100 points today, breaking a losing streak dating back … Continue reading

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Comrade Stupid Picks His Fights Carefully

Grifters Gotta Grift Comrade Trump has demonstrated that he doesn’t understand The Federal Reserve since the beginning: This Janet Yellen of the Fed. The Fed is doing political — by keeping the interest rates at this level. And believe me: … Continue reading

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The Merde Touch

So Prznint Comrade McDeals tweeted… The only problem our economy has is the Fed. They don’t have a feel for the Market, they don’t understand necessary Trade Wars or Strong Dollars or even Democrat Shutdowns over Borders. The Fed is … Continue reading

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Tweet, Twit, Twat

I hope the people over at the Fed will read today’s Wall Street Journal Editorial before they make yet another mistake. Also, don’t let the market become any more illiquid than it already is. Stop with the 50 B’s. Feel … Continue reading

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