Category Archives: The Miracle of the Trump Economy

I’m Tired Of So Much Winning!

Posted on April 2, 2020 by

This aged well (from yesterday!) — Kellyanne Conway Tells Reporters Trump Deserves High Approval Rating Because ‘The Economy is Humming Along’ If by humming, you mean nearly 10M unemployed in less than 2-weeks. That’s a hummer (IYKWIMAITYD).

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The Miracle of the Trump Economy

Posted on April 2, 2020 by

6.6 million additional people filed for unemployment last week, a YUGE number that nearly doubles the record of 3.3M set just 1 week ago according to government data released today. So, added to last week’s numbers, about 10M Americans are … Continue reading →

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Our Brave New World

Posted on March 30, 2020 by

One of the questions me and my meat-world pals have been debating is what life will be like once we get through this pandemic. Axios’ morning email thingie is also wondering about that: Media and entertainment: Venerable mediums like television, … Continue reading →

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The Miracle of the Trump Economy

Posted on March 27, 2020 by

What is alleged to be the most read real estate in all journalism is used to show us the new unemployment numbers. 3.3 million Americans applied for unemployment last week — almost five times the record-holding number in 1982. Perversely, … Continue reading →

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The Miracle of the Trump Economy, Cont.

Posted on March 25, 2020 by

Axios’ morning email thingie gives us the alert that the COVID-19 relief bill passed the Senate: 🚨 Breaking now: World markets surged this morning after the overnight news that Congress and the White House reached a deal to inject nearly … Continue reading →

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Resign, You Fool

Posted on March 18, 2020 by

It was just a week ago that the 4th Reich were arguing whether $2.5B Ameros was enough to fight COVID-19, and Nancy Pelosi was throttling them saying that $8B Ameros was needed. The number being tossed around now is $1T … Continue reading →

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Economics’ Baghdad Bob Does It Again!

Posted on March 17, 2020 by

Hey guys, remember when Council of Economic Advisors Larry Kudlow was trying to calm investors and told America that they should take advantage of lower stock prices and buy them while they are low? Did anyone take that advice from … Continue reading →

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Stable Jenius Not So Stable, Not Jenius

Posted on March 9, 2020 by

If you read one story from Vanity Fair today, make it this one: “HE’S DEFINITELY MELTING DOWN OVER THIS”: TRUMP, GERMAPHOBE IN CHIEF, STRUGGLES TO CONTROL THE COVID-19 STORY Here’s the passage I want to emphasize: “Stories about Trump’s coronavirus … Continue reading →

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‘We’re past the point of containment’

Posted on March 9, 2020 by

Top health officials are warning that the U.S. has entered a new stage in dealing with the coronavirus. “We’re past the point of containment,” said Dr. Scott Gottlieb, commissioner of the Food and Drug Administration during the first two years … Continue reading →

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Breaking: Fed Cuts Interest Rates

Posted on March 3, 2020 by

Axios Alert:   The Federal Reserve cut interest rates by half-a-percentage point — a large amount — in an emergency response to the spread of coronavirus and its impact on the economy. Why it matters: The rare move shows the … Continue reading →

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