Category Archives: The Big Lie

Because We Love A Good Retraction

This statement has been deleted from Trump’s website. What will he now say about the “highly respected auditors” who spent months going over Arizona’s ballots only to conclude Biden’s victory was actually slightly larger than the official result? https://t.co/9P6jXIDNfz — … Continue reading

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How Many Times Can Trump Lose?

OK, the question in the headline is like how many angels can dance on a pinhead: “A Republican-commissioned review of nearly 2.1 million ballots cast last year in Arizona confirmed the accuracy of the official results and President Biden’s win … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Big Lie | 5 Comments

PA GOP Starts Their Own 2020 Goat Rodeo Audit, What Could Go Wrong?

Buzzfeed News tells us: Pennsylvania Senate Republicans voted Wednesday to subpoena vast troves of personal information about millions of voters, including partial Social Security numbers, as they engage with false conspiracies about the 2020 election… But Pennsylvania appears to be … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Grifters Gotta Grift, Pennsyltucky, The Big Lie, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), voting | 5 Comments

Republican’s Have A Problem

The media is filled with lots of arm-chair quarterbacking about the California recall and lessons learned. Our pals at Electoral-Vote did the work and gathered the headlines: The dust has settled a bit in California, so lists of takeaways are … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, NeoCons, The Big Lie, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 12 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, The Terrible Cheese Kingdom of Wisconski (home of Sen. RoJo) is gonna try an audit in the style of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, and it’s off to a smashing start: MADISON – Wisconsin election clerks … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, People Dumber than Dolphins, The Big Lie, Wisconsin | 13 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Hair Füror —sensing that he is losing his grasp on Possum Hollar, what with losing the California recall election— returns to the urtext of his entire political career and blames [checks notes] The Kenyan Usurper: "Obama is probably running the … Continue reading

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, racism, The Big Lie, The Kenyan Usurper, White Punks on Dope | 16 Comments

Politico Is The Worst, Part Infinity

Guys, that was the subhead last night on Politico’s website for Newsom’s landslide victory, so I think that’s the completion of our punditry bets in the Good News For John McCain category. We got it 100% right. Der Tiger Beat … Continue reading

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Gov. Newsom Is Not Recalled

NBC calls it pic.twitter.com/sFqbnyiyiO — Acyn (@Acyn) September 15, 2021 And I will now note that MPS predicted Newsom would lap the recall, and boy-howdy, did we get that one right! Pay your Quatloos.

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The Big Lie Continues!

Grifters Gotta Grift Guys, the Fraudit launched by the terrible sand people of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan is spreading: Top Republicans in Pennsylvania and Wisconsin have recently thrown their support behind new hunts for fraud or irregularities in … Continue reading

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Colorado Is Competing With Arizona for 2020 Election Conspiracy

Things just keep getting better in the Terrible Snow Kingdom of Colorado, NPR reports: It’s been nearly a month since sensitive data about voting equipment in Colorado’s Mesa County was posted online by conspiracy theorists eager to cast doubt on … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Colorado, Conspiracy Theorists, Crazeee States, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Big Lie | 8 Comments