Category Archives: The Big Lie

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Notable election scholar and stable jenius Hair Füror is going somewhat down-ballot in his demands for do-overs: Just gonna speculate wildly that she’s on the short-fingered vulgarian’s 2024 Goat Rodeo short-list.

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Kari Lake, The Big Lie, voter fraud, voting | 4 Comments

Lindsey Graham Has Holiday Travel Plans

Senatorette Lindsey Graham is going to Fulton County, Georgeduh: After a drawn-out legal fight, Sen. Lindsey O. Graham (R-S.C.) is scheduled to appear Tuesday before an Atlanta-area grand jury investigating whether attempts by former president Donald Trump and his associates … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Senatorette Lindsey Graham, The Big Lie, The Stupid Coup | 2 Comments

Georgeduh On His Mind

When our Stable Jenius was shaking down Georgeduh Governor Kemp to look for those 11K+ votes, it never made much sense; flipping the state would not have given him enough votes to win the Electoral College, but what it would … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, John Eastman, The Big Lie, The Stupid Coup | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Senatorette Lindsey Graham is in a heap-o-trouble in Georgeduh, he doesn’t want to testify against Lord Damp Nut, and so he has asked our stacked and illegitimate SCOTUS to block his testimony, and you’ll never guess who … Continue reading

Posted in Clarance Thomas, Clarence Thomas, Georgeduh, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Insurrection, Legitimate Political Discourse, SCOTUS, Senatorette Lindsey Graham, The Big Lie, The Stupid Coup | 1 Comment

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, Senatorette Graham has been ordered to testify! Let the pearl-clutching begin! Sen. Lindsey O. Graham (R-S.C.) must appear before a Georgia grand jury investigating possible attempts by former president Donald Trump and his allies to disrupt … Continue reading

Posted in Senatorette Lindsey Graham, The Big Lie | 7 Comments

When The Nazis Tell You Who They Are, Believe Them The First Time

As we say around here, K-Mac is really bad at his job, and boy-howdy, he keeps saying the quiet parts out loud. He says that if he gets the speakership he will: Hold-up the debt limit (AGAIN!) to demand spending cuts, … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Insurrection, K-Mac Kevin McCarthy, Nazis, The Big Lie | 1 Comment

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News If we had a functioning Department of Justice, 2X Impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid would arrested by now, but we don’t and he isn’t: Judge: Trump signed court document that knowingly included false voter fraud stats Former President … Continue reading

Posted in AG Merrick Garland, Hair Führer Donald Trump, The Big Lie | 3 Comments

Our Failed Political Press Fails Again, in Arizona This Time

The Terrible Sand People of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan have a terrible choice ahead of them in November: elect a sane governor in Katie Hobbs or elect the Queen of Team Coup, election denier Kari Lake. Anyway, Lake … Continue reading

Posted in Arizonastan, CNN, Crazeee States, Dana Bash, Our Failed Political Press, Talentless Hacks, The Big Lie | 5 Comments

Report: Area Pillow Case Denied

In a shocking turn of events, our completely illegitimate, compromised and stacked SCOTUS has turned down Mein Pillow Guy Mike Lindell’s appeal to fend-off the $1.3B Amero defamation case by Dominion, the voting machine company: Michael Lindell, the founder of … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Mike Lindell, SCOTUS, The Big Lie | 6 Comments

You Built This, Frank Luntz

Notable word-person Frank Luntz looks at the political landscape that he and Noot built and is horrified: Luntz appeared on Morning Joe and was asked for comment on a recent Yahoo! News/YouGov poll that revealed that 44% of poll respondents believe … Continue reading

Posted in Frank Luntz, The Big Lie, Vocabulary | 2 Comments