Category Archives: Scott Pruitt Fossil-Fuel Fetishist

Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

Hey guys, remember Scott Pruitt, King of the Grifters? A guy so grasping that he makes Comrade Trump look like a rank amateur? Anyway, it seems he had a legal defense slush fund according to his final financial disclosure report, he received … Continue reading

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Pruitt: ‘Goodbye, and Don’t Count The Forks’

Grifters Gotta Grift Scott Pruitt presents a master class in toadying to the mango-hued shitgibbon: “Mr. President, it has been an honor to serve you in the Cabinet as Administrator of the EPA. Truly, your confidence in me has blessed … Continue reading

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Goodbye Pruitt. Here’s Your Roadmap and Cheese Sandwich

…on Monday assume duties as the acting Administrator of the EPA. I have no doubt that Andy will continue on with our great and lasting EPA agenda. We have made tremendous progress and the future of the EPA is very … Continue reading

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‘Check, Please’ – Scott Pruitt is Latest Diner, Dashed

More, Please So who will cry for The Fourth Reich’s most-grasping, grifter Scott Pruitt? No one, it seems. Let’s meet Kristin Mink, our latest patriot-hero to confront a vile frontman for fascism as he dined with his security detail (whom, … Continue reading

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Grifts Gotta Grift: Pruitt Edition

Axios tells us: “Speaking on Wednesday in a radio interview with conservative pundit Laura Ingraham, who herself has called for Pruitt to step down, Inhofe said the administrator “has really done some things that surprised me.” An option for him … Continue reading

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Scott Pruitt Keeps Eff’ing That Chicken

Scott Pruitt enlisted EPA aid to help find his wife a job at Chick-fil-A Three months after Scott Pruitt was sworn in as head of the Environmental Protection Agency, his executive scheduler emailed Dan Cathy, chairman and president of the … Continue reading

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Local Fossil Fuel Fetishist Seeks Used Mattress

I’m not going to speculate why human dumpster fire and EPA Director Scott Pruitt was seeking a used mattress, and nor am I to judge another man’s kinks (especially a fossil fuel fetishist), but, ewww, gross. Take it away, Bess … Continue reading

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Scott Pruitt Presents a Master Class in Rat Eff’ ing

This takes some brass “As Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Scott Pruitt faces a seemingly endless stream of scandal, his team is scrambling to divert the spotlight to Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke. And the White House isn’t happy about it.” So, … Continue reading

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Scott Pruitt Went To Morocco and All His Lobbyist Got Was A Lousy Lobbying Contract

Two of Outlaw Scott Pruitt’s top aides resigned amid ethics investigations. It was also revealed that a lobbyist helped broker Pruitt’s $100,000 trip to Morocco, then the lobbyist won a $40,000-a-month contract from, you guessed it, Morocco.  

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Q: What do you call 170 Representatives calling for Scott Pruitt’s resignation?

A: “A start.” The Hill: “A group of 131 representatives and 39 senators signed a resolution introduced Wednesday that calls for Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) Administrator Scott Pruitt to resign. “The resolution states that the co-signers have “no confidence in the Administrator of the … Continue reading

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