Category Archives: Roger Stone

UPDATED: The Worst-Kept Secret In DC

  Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!): …it’s all become the worst kept secret in Washington: Trump won’t let Roger Stone go to prison. “It’s not a question of if,” said a former senior administration official who remains in … Continue reading

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UPDATED (AGAIN): How Many Quatloos….

…do you wanna bet that Stone gets pardoned? Federal prosecutors are asking a judge to sentence Comrade Stupid’s rat-eff’er (and Nixon enthusiast) Roger Stone to serve between seven and nine years in prison after his conviction on witness tampering and … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein says that he believes that the CIA hacked the DNC in order to frame Russia, and the Mueller report will exonerate Roger Stone. That is some serious conspiracy … Continue reading

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Pop Quiz!

Roger Stone misinterpreting his gag order — Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) March 7, 2019 Everyone can insert their own Roger Stone gag order joke in the comments; my gag reflex is broke at this point.

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Leave Roger Rabbit Alone!

Pointy-headed Tricky-dick fan club prznint-for-life Roger Stone might be in the soup again! New in Instagramland: Roger Stone, using Insta stories (which disappear after 24 hrs), suggests he’s being framed. — Shelby Holliday (@shelbyholliday) March 3, 2019 Nice Roger … Continue reading

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Skipping Stone’s

U.S. District Judge Amy Berman Jackson, warning Stone that if he doesn’t maintain public silence about his criminal case, she’ll revoke his bail: “This is not baseball. There will be no third chance. If you cannot abide by this, I … Continue reading

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Did Comet PingPong Guy Gets The Instructions?

Days after a federal judge imposed a limited gag order on him, notable rat-eff’er and Trump confidant Roger Stone posted a photo of judge Amy Berman Jackson to his Instagram page and included her name, a close-up of her face … Continue reading

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Mueller Connects the Dotard, Er, Dots

Noted Babadook cosplay enthusiast and general rat-eff’er Roger Stone is, to coin a phrase, totally eff’ed in the dark: “Prosecutors said for the first time that they have evidence of Roger Stone communicating with WikiLeaks, according to a new court … Continue reading

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Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac Update

Mr. Mueller is telling the court and Stone’s counsel about the evidence they’ve gathered against him, and according to court filings, it includes: “…multiple hard drives containing several terabytes of information consisting of, among other things, FBI case reports, search … Continue reading

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Stone Pleads Not Guilty…

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac …except for Crimes Against Fashion, per Tiger Beat on the Potomac: “Stone, a famously fashion-conscious political operative, appeared at his arraignment in a navy suit with a powder-blue pocket square tucked into the breast pocket of his suit jacket. … Continue reading

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