Category Archives: Rick ‘3-Departments’ Perry

Do Freedom Fries Give One Freedom Gas?

Rick Perry’s Department of Energy has taken a page from masterbrander Prznint Stupid and started calling carbon dioxide “molecules of U.S. freedom” and natural gas “freedom gas.” And I cannot stress this enough: WTAF? “Increasing export capacity from the Freeport … Continue reading

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Will He Stay Or Will He Go Now?

The Hill: “Energy Secretary Rick Perry is reportedly planning to leave the Trump administration, Bloomberg News reported Wednesday. “The former Texas governor is reportedly finalizing the terms and timing of his departure, two people familiar with his plans told Bloomberg. … Continue reading

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So Hard To Train

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs This morning I read that the Pride of Texas, Energy Secretary Rick ‘3-Departments’ Perry was going to speak today, and so I was kinda-sorta hoping that he would make the Happy Hour News Briefs. Drink-up, Bitchez: … Continue reading

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The Quotable Rick Perry

Dallas Morning News: “My commitment to an all-of-the-above energy strategy is not just words and it’s not just theory,” Perry said. “But the wind doesn’t always blow. The sun doesn’t always shine…” You know, Rick, if the wind stops blowing … Continue reading

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The Afternoon Quote

“This idea that science is just absolutely settled, and if you don’t believe it’s settled, then you’re … somehow or another a Neanderthal. That is so inappropriate, from my perspective.” Department of Energy Secretary Rick Perry No comment.

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Rick Perry Gets Glowing Report on Nuclear Disaster in WA

Energy Secretary Rick Perry is now up to speed on the collapse of an underground railroad tunnel in Hanford where nuclear waste is stored. Spokesperson Destry Henderson says it happened at the deactivated Plutonium Uranium Extraction Facility. “The soil that … Continue reading

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Activism: We Are Responsible

Ed. Pinned. Fresher posts below. O- I often see comments about how the “spineless Dems” are not doing what someone wants them to do. The fault, dear Brutus lies not in our stars but in ourselves, that we are underlings. … Continue reading

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Activism: Act, Don’t React

We need to view any and every action of the Russian Puppet Admin with maximum cynicism. Constantly on the lookout for shiny objects. If it’s leaked that the Trump admin says grass is green and the sky is blue the first … Continue reading

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We Are Totally Eff’ed In The Dark

Wow. These 2 paragraphs. This is less than reassuring. https://t.co/be1KzRAt7b pic.twitter.com/bEQojhO04r — Mo Elleithee (@MoElleithee) January 19, 2017 On a good day, Rick Perry isn’t exactly a rocket scientist, and now he’s going to be in charge of missiles. Long … Continue reading

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