Category Archives: Rick ‘3-Departments’ Perry

From the No-D’Uh Files

Posted on December 20, 2021 by tengrain

Kinzinger: It’s ‘possible’ some GOP colleagues are responsible for Jan. 6 attack No comment. (See what I did there?)

Posted in Gym Jordan, Rick '3-Departments' Perry, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 1 Comment

Rick Perry Denies Everything (The Stupid Coup, Part Infinity)

Posted on December 18, 2021 by tengrain

We’ve identified another member of the Treason Caucus: Rick Perry Washington (CNN)Members of the House Select Committee investigating the January 6 attack on the US Capitol believe that former Texas Governor and Trump Energy Secretary Rick Perry was the author … Continue reading →

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Insurrection, People Dumber than Dolphins, Rick '3-Departments' Perry, Sedition, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 5 Comments

Ah, Texas

Posted on February 16, 2021 by tengrain

Enron Strikes Again Texas had 4.1 million without power early today, according to the utility tracker PowerOutage.us. Texas, you know, in the name of freedumb (take a drink, yell “WOLVERINES!!1!”) long ago decided to create its own power grid (which … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Rick '3-Departments' Perry, snark, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 17 Comments

Boom! Quid Meets Quo, Goes Pro: Confirmed

Posted on October 22, 2019 by tengrain

Axios has the full opening statement from Ambassador Taylor, and it is a knock-out punch to the Russian Usurper, Mick Mulvaney, Mike Pompeo, and others. They summarize it thusly: Bill Taylor, the top U.S. diplomat in Ukraine, told House investigators … Continue reading →

Posted in ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mick 'Pay-to-Play' Mulvaney, Mike 'Grifting for Jeebus' Pompeo, Quid Meets Quo Goes Pro (Ukraine), Rick '3-Departments' Perry, Wrong-Again Rudy | 5 Comments

So Much for #RickPerryMadeMeDoIt!

Posted on October 9, 2019 by tengrain

CNN tells us… “President Donald Trump directed Secretary of Energy Rick Perry and two top State Department officials to deal with his private attorney Rudy Giuliani when the Ukrainian President sought to meet Trump, in a clear circumvention of official … Continue reading →

Posted in ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Rick '3-Departments' Perry, Wrong-Again Rudy | 4 Comments

And Then There Were 2 (Whistleblowers)

Posted on October 6, 2019 by tengrain

One of the attacks Prznint Stupid and his catchfarts have used to question the credibility of the whistleblower is that s/he relied on secondhand info from other denizens of White House. Anyway the hearsay argument is now defunct! “The attorney … Continue reading →

Posted in ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Rick '3-Departments' Perry | 6 Comments

Do Freedom Fries Give One Freedom Gas?

Posted on May 31, 2019 by tengrain

Rick Perry’s Department of Energy has taken a page from masterbrander Prznint Stupid and started calling carbon dioxide “molecules of U.S. freedom” and natural gas “freedom gas.” And I cannot stress this enough: WTAF? “Increasing export capacity from the Freeport … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Rick '3-Departments' Perry | 4 Comments

Will He Stay Or Will He Go Now?

Posted on April 18, 2019 by tengrain

The Hill: “Energy Secretary Rick Perry is reportedly planning to leave the Trump administration, Bloomberg News reported Wednesday. “The former Texas governor is reportedly finalizing the terms and timing of his departure, two people familiar with his plans told Bloomberg. … Continue reading →

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So Hard To Train

Posted on April 3, 2018 by tengrain
Posted in Rick '3-Departments' Perry | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on November 2, 2017 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs This morning I read that the Pride of Texas, Energy Secretary Rick ‘3-Departments’ Perry was going to speak today, and so I was kinda-sorta hoping that he would make the Happy Hour News Briefs. Drink-up, Bitchez: … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, People Dumber than Dolphins, Rick '3-Departments' Perry | 7 Comments