Category Archives: Quid Meets Quo Goes Pro (Ukraine)

More Squid Goes Pro

Impeached Prznint Stupid admitted he asked Crown Prince Bone Saw’s country of Saudi Arabia to spend billions of Ameros in swing states, and ol’ Bone Saw did him a solid and ordered some ships. “We felt very strongly this is … Continue reading

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We Have A Theory…

Ukraine Says The US Is Holding Up $30M Worth Of Guns And Ammo — And It Wants Its Money Back The Trump administration is currently withholding approval for at least six commercial orders for arms and ammunition from US companies … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

Our quote this morning is from noted pig castrator, Sen. Jonie Ernst: “Iowa caucuses are this next Monday evening. And I’m really interested to see how this discussion today informs and influences the Iowa caucus voters, those Democratic caucus goers. … Continue reading

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The Fix Is In

The Senate impeachment trial of Prznint Stupid begins today, and if amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch gets his way, it might wrap up next early week. David Frum summarizes thusly (I know, I know, don’t come at me bro): McConnell rules 1) … Continue reading

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The Cult of 45, part infinity

The WaPo has a really good piece that gives us the back story on Lev Parnas: In an interview with The Washington Post, he compared himself to someone emerging from a “cult,” with fresh perspective on the dizzying events of … Continue reading

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Please Submit Maddow’s Show Into Evidence (#ITMFA, Part Infinity)

Rudy Giuliani —Comrade Trump’s second-stupidest lawyer (Sorry Rudy™)— business associate from Fraud Guarantee Lev Parnas spoke with Rachel Maddow on MSNBC last night, where he said that his actions in Ukraine were blessed by both Prznint Stupid and Wrong-again Rudy: … Continue reading

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Let’s meet Robert F. Hyde!

The documents House intelligence committee chair Adam Schiff  dumped yesterday to House judiciary committee chair Rep. Jerry Nadler introduces us to a new figure in the best and finest universe of Prznint Stupid: Let’s meet Robert F. Hyde! Before Tuesday, … Continue reading

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please, Please, PLEASE Let This Happen!

Giuliani has lobbied to join White House impeachment defense Donald Trump’s personal attorney Rudy Giuliani, whose dealings with Ukraine are a key facet of the impeachment case, has been lobbying the President to join his legal team on the Senate … Continue reading

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Pelosi Gets More Ammo

Nancy Pelosi has new ammo as she urges the Senate Republicans to include witnesses and documents in Impeached Prznint Stupid’s trial — a treasure trove of text messages turned over by the former bidness partner of Wrong-Again Rudy (Comrade Stupid’s … Continue reading

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Tiger Beat Predicts! (ITMFA, Part Infinity)

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie leads with a prediction (weird formatting and emboldening is theirs): THIS WEEK WE’LL SEE KINETIC ACTION on impeachment for the first time in a while. And here’s what you can … Continue reading

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