Category Archives: Postmaster General Louis DeJoy

‘Oops,’ Louis DeJoy Did Not Say, ‘Ya Caught Me’

The WaPo: “More than 150,000 ballots were caught in U.S. Postal Service processing facilities and not delivered by Election Day, agency data shows, including more than 12,000 in five of the states that have yet to be called for either … Continue reading

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Report: ‘Election Tampering By Mail Totally OK’ Says Tampering Co-Conspirators

We’re guessing that Constitutional “originalist” Justice Coathanger gives this story a thumbs-up: “Delivery delays during an election can’t be unlawful, because the Constitution doesn’t guarantee states any particular level of service when it comes to mail-in ballots, the U.S. Postal … Continue reading

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The WaPo tells us more good news about the USPS: Third U.S. judge bars Postal Service delivery cuts before November presidential election “A third federal judge on Sunday ordered the U.S. Postal Service to halt changes that have delayed mail … Continue reading

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‘Sorry’ Says Area Fascist (Not Sorry)

“Postmaster General Louis DeJoy told a judge the U.S. Postal Service can’t reassemble the hundreds of high speed mail-sorting machines that were taken apart this year, a project that more than a dozen states allege was intended to undermine the … Continue reading

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Special Delivery For Prznint Stupid!

CNN tells us that a Federal Judge ruled that the USPS must prioritize election mail, and became the second judge to order a reversal of Postmaster Grifter, er, General Louis DeJoy’s policy changes: US District Judge Victor Marrero in New … Continue reading

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Trump Is Trying To Kill Us, Part Infinity

Imagine if five months ago we Americans got a signal from our gubmint that we should wear masks, but even handed them to us. Twilight Zone episode? Newly revealed USPS documents show an agency struggling to manage Trump, Amazon and … Continue reading

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Louis DeJoy: One-Man Crime Wave

The WaPo tells us that  Louis DeJoy is the Dinesh D’Souza of voting fraudsters: “Louis DeJoy’s prolific campaign fundraising, which helped position him as a top Republican power broker in North Carolina and ultimately as head of the U.S. Postal … Continue reading

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Katie Porter Is Our Spirit Animal

It was a slaughter of a testimony. DeJoy did his littlest nothing to assure anyone that the changes he’s made at USPS —which have been responsible for severe service interruptions— aren’t intended to make timely delivery of absentee ballots impossible. … Continue reading

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Claim Chowder Served Piping Hot

Hey guys, remember the other day when we cast asparagus on living typo and Worst. Bond. Villain. Ever., Steve Mnuchin for claiming that he had nothing to do with the USPS politicization and general eff’ery? David Williams, a former USPS … Continue reading

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Marked Undeliverable: Name Must Be A Typo

Well, this is interesting: Mnuchin’s role in postmaster’s appointment becomes target The treasury secretary held a series of one-on-one meetings with members of the Postal Service Board of Governors before Louis DeJoy’s appointment. “…Because Mnuchin’s meetings were private one-on-one discussions, … Continue reading

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