Category Archives: Pornygate

Paying Off Mistresses, Bunnies, and Pornstars (Oh My!) Doesn’t Pay

Michael Cohen told ABC News’ George Stephanopoulos that Candidate Stupid arranged for Cohen to make hush payments to women alleging affairs with Stupid because he was “very concerned about how [the allegations] would affect the election.” As you can imagine, … Continue reading

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Of Payoffs and Playmates

Yesterday, Prznint Stupid’s stupidest lawyer Michael Cohen (sorry Rudy!) was sentenced to three years in prison for amongst other things violating campaign finance laws, and Cohen has implicated then-candidate Stupid in the scheme, who (NOT ALLEGEDLY ANY LONGER) paid off … Continue reading

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From the Short-Fingered Vulgarian File: And Now We Know

Well, whether we really wanted to know it or not, Stormy Daniel’s book has leaked like a Russian Pee Hooker, and the details are everywhere and gross. Praise Jeebus, and get to work Scissorheads, the dick jokes go in the … Continue reading

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Pornygate Update

Prznint Horndog has agreed to give up his right to pursue millions of dollars in damages against porn star Stormy Daniels for breaking the allegedly water-tight NDA when she went public with Anderson Cooper. What is so funny is for expediency’s … Continue reading

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Pecker Shafts Trump

Former Trump Tower doorman Dino Sajudin tells CNN that he can now reveal what he knows about an illegitimate child that Prznint Horn Dog had with an ex-housekeeper. Sajudin says he has been released from his capture-and-kill contract with AMI, the company … Continue reading

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Comrade Trump, Betrayed By His Pecker

Appropriately-named David Pecker, he of capped teeth and of gossip rag The National Enquirer and long, long, long time pal of Trump, has flipped. Axios explains the implication: “David Pecker, CEO of American Media, Inc., which publishes The National Enquirer, … Continue reading

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Wrong-Again Rudy is Wrong Again

Pornygate “At a conference in Israel this week, Mr. Giuliani said Mrs. Trump accepted her husband’s denial that he had any sexual liaisons with Ms. Clifford. ‘She believes her husband and she knows it’s untrue,’ Mr. Giuliani said. That drew … Continue reading

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Pornygate, cont.

The White House released Prznint Stupid’s financial disclosure , which showed he paid between $100K and 250K Ameros to his Stupidest Lawyer, Michael/Mikhail Cohen, who then paid off a porn star. So, weirdly, Wrong-Again Rudy was right. Go figure. In … Continue reading

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America’s Mayor is not America’s Lawyer

Pornygate Poison label taken human form and infamous 9-11 Marketing Guru, Rudy Giuliani appeared on sekrit prznintial advisor Sean Hannity’s Screech Hour last night, and screwed the pooch. NYT’S MIKE SHEAR and MAGGIE HABERMAN: “Giuliani … said that he had … Continue reading

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Pornygate Payoff, cont.

Trump campaign has paid portions of Michael Cohen’s legal fees: Sources “The Trump campaign has spent nearly $228,000 to cover some of the legal expenses for President Donald Trump’s personal attorney Michael Cohen, sources familiar with the payments tell ABC … Continue reading

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