Category Archives: Useful Idiot

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 21, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Is anyone surprised? Russia bans 963 Americans, including Biden and Harris — but not Trump Russia permanently banned nearly 1,000 Americans, including President Biden and Vice President Harris, from entering the country in response to the United … Continue reading →

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Pooty-Poot Putin, Useful Idiot | 12 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 12, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Sen. Rand Paul, whose preferred pronouns are “Me” and “Mine,” today blocked aid to Ukraine because, uh, reasons? Senator Rand Paul blocked the Senate’s attempt to pass a $40bn aid package to Ukraine despite the fact leaders … Continue reading →

Posted in Pooty-Poot Putin, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul, Ukraine War, Useful Idiot | 7 Comments

Surprise! Twice-Impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid Says Russia Invasion Is All About Himself

Posted on April 27, 2022 by tengrain

Prepare yourselves for a shock, Gentle Readers! Hair Füror did a root cause analysis of Russia invading Ukraine, and boy-howdy: “I said, ‘Isn‘t it a shame, all those people are dead all because of a rigged election.’ Because if our … Continue reading →

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Somewhere, Vlad is Smiling

Posted on April 8, 2022 by tengrain

Six (6!) Congressional Republicans opposed a House resolution calling for the collection and preservation of evidence of Russian war crimes in Ukraine. The six useful idiots, er,  Republicans are the creme-de-la-creme of unhinged MAGA devotees: Andy Biggs of Arizona Warren … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Pooty-Poot Putin, Ukraine War, Useful Idiot | 10 Comments

Good Start For Putin’s Useful Idiots List

Posted on April 6, 2022 by tengrain

Guys, take down names and start the list of Future Goat Rodeo, Putin-endorsed candidates because at least one of these Republicans will be the beneficiary of Pooty’s generous help in a future campaign: 63 Republicans vote against resolution expressing support for … Continue reading →

Posted in Pooty-Poot Putin, Useful Idiot, Wingnuttia | 6 Comments

Tucker Gets A Protest

Posted on April 5, 2022 by tengrain

TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, useful idiot, and notable Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson might hav had a moment to face non-sycophants: Ukrainian-Americans protested Tucker Carlson’s pro-Putin comments outside his speaking engagement at a church in San Marcos, CA … Continue reading →

Posted in Pooty-Poot Putin, Tucker Carlson, Ukraine War, Useful Idiot | 5 Comments

Useful Idiots No Longer Useful?

Posted on March 31, 2022 by tengrain

Guys, maybe ratings-obsessed Hair Füror and his quisling buddy Tucker Carlson might want to check out the latest Pew Research Poll before they do anymore Putin fan-boi’ing: Weeks after Russia invaded his country, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy draws overwhelmingly positive … Continue reading →

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Pooty-Poot Putin, Tucker Carlson, Ukraine War, Useful Idiot | 10 Comments

Birds of a Feather, As They Say

Posted on March 29, 2022 by tengrain

Is anyone shocked by Russians calling for a regime change and a return to Hair Füror? He’s a traitor and we all know it: Meanwhile on Russian state TV: Host Evgeny Popov says it's time for the Russian people to … Continue reading →

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The Spice Must Flow, Part Infinity

Posted on March 20, 2022 by tengrain

What is Upchuck’s game here: WATCH: Should President Biden have called Russian President Putin a "war criminal" before negotiating with him? Sen. @ChrisMurphyCT: "I don't think you can do anything other than call Vladimir Putin a war criminal. … I'm … Continue reading →

Posted in MTP with UpChuck, Pooty-Poot Putin, Ukraine War, Useful Idiot | 7 Comments

Maddie Experiences A Disturbance in the Farce

Posted on March 18, 2022 by tengrain

When a Senator from your state casts shade: If your comments are being replayed over and over by Russian state propaganda outlets…#ncpol https://t.co/esmVCroTOL — Senator Thom Tillis (@SenThomTillis) March 17, 2022  

Posted in Crazeee States, Madison Cawthorn, Roller Nazi, North Carolina, People Dumber than Dolphins, Pooty-Poot Putin, Ukraine War, Useful Idiot | 2 Comments