Category Archives: Useful Idiot

And Now We Know

We already knew this, Comrade: JUST IN: Putin Loyalist Publicly Admits to Interfering in Past and PRESENT U.S. Elections On the eve of the midterm elections, Russian businessman and Vladimir Putin ally Yevgeny Prigozhin claimed he’s interfered in U.S. elections … Continue reading

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Report: Useful Idiot is Useful

See, it’s not just Lord Damp Nut! Another billionaire is a useful idiot for Pooty-poot: Now, despite the setbacks Russia has suffered on the battlefield, [Fiona Hill] thinks Putin is undaunted. She sees him adapting to new conditions, not giving … Continue reading

Posted in Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, Pooty-Poot Putin, Ukraine War, Useful Idiot | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Sen. Rojo, by far the dumbest man in the Senate, and that’s saying something (at least for now), keeps denying that he had anything to do with the Stupid Coup, and then keeps walking that back as … Continue reading

Posted in Insurrection, People Dumber than Dolphins, RoJo, snark, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup, Useful Idiot | 2 Comments

CNN Is The Worst

Jake Tapper tries to lead the witness: "Do you see Armageddon as a real possibility?" CNN's @jaketapper discusses President Joe Biden's warning about the potential for a nuclear threat from Russia with Senator @ChrisMurphyCT (D) and how Cabinet officials are … Continue reading

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The Return of Carter Page

Hey Ggys, remember weirdo Carter Page, the Trump 2016 Goat Rodeo campaign staffer whose outrageous Russian connections like “ties to known Russian spies, his past work with Kremlin-controlled Gazprom and a pro-Russia speech that he delivered in Moscow at the … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Pooty-Poot Putin, snark, Useful Idiot, Weirdo Blabbermouth Carter Page | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Is anyone surprised? Russia bans 963 Americans, including Biden and Harris — but not Trump Russia permanently banned nearly 1,000 Americans, including President Biden and Vice President Harris, from entering the country in response to the United … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Pooty-Poot Putin, Useful Idiot | 12 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Sen. Rand Paul, whose preferred pronouns are “Me” and “Mine,” today blocked aid to Ukraine because, uh, reasons? Senator Rand Paul blocked the Senate’s attempt to pass a $40bn aid package to Ukraine despite the fact leaders … Continue reading

Posted in Pooty-Poot Putin, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul, Ukraine War, Useful Idiot | 7 Comments

Surprise! Twice-Impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid Says Russia Invasion Is All About Himself

Prepare yourselves for a shock, Gentle Readers! Hair Füror did a root cause analysis of Russia invading Ukraine, and boy-howdy: “I said, ‘Isn‘t it a shame, all those people are dead all because of a rigged election.’ Because if our … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Pooty-Poot Putin, Ukraine War, Useful Idiot | 12 Comments

Somewhere, Vlad is Smiling

Six (6!) Congressional Republicans opposed a House resolution calling for the collection and preservation of evidence of Russian war crimes in Ukraine. The six useful idiots, er,  Republicans are the creme-de-la-creme of unhinged MAGA devotees: Andy Biggs of Arizona Warren … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Pooty-Poot Putin, Ukraine War, Useful Idiot | 10 Comments

Good Start For Putin’s Useful Idiots List

Guys, take down names and start the list of Future Goat Rodeo, Putin-endorsed candidates because at least one of these Republicans will be the beneficiary of Pooty’s generous help in a future campaign: 63 Republicans vote against resolution expressing support for … Continue reading

Posted in Pooty-Poot Putin, Useful Idiot, Wingnuttia | 6 Comments