Category Archives: Ukraine War

Russia: ‘Papers, Please’

Posted on April 3, 2023 by tengrain

Pooty-Poot seems to be going a wee bit buggy: Russia’s security services are taking passports from senior officials and executives in state-owned companies, according to a new report by the Financial Times. The outlet said Russia was worried about defections … Continue reading →

Posted in Pooty-Poot Putin, Ukraine War | 3 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Posted on February 24, 2023 by tengrain

Marjorie Taylor Greene on Tucker Carlson's show characterizes Putin's war as "this war against Russia in Ukraine" pic.twitter.com/Nnm7laDZ4X — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 24, 2023 Today is the one-year anniversary of the war in Ukraine, and Fox News’ Chyron refers … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Our Failed Political Press, Pooty-Poot Putin, Rep. 3-toes Perjury Taylor Greene, Tucker Carlson, Ukraine War, Useful Idiot | 13 Comments

Look-out, Fox News, You Got Competition

Posted on February 22, 2023 by tengrain

Guys, Space Karen is playing 11-dimensional tidily-winks again: Russian propagandists said to buy Twitter blue-check verifications The verifications mean their tweets, mostly opposing U.S. aid to Ukraine, are given added prominence SAN FRANCSICO — Accounts pushing Kremlin propaganda are using … Continue reading →

Posted in Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, CEO Bastards, Elon Musk, Fox News, Our Failed Social Media, Pooty-Poot Putin, Twitter, Ukraine War, Useful Idiot | 8 Comments

Mr. Biden Goes To WEZ

Posted on February 20, 2023 by tengrain

There is only one news story today: President Handsome Joe Biden visited Ukraine. The NYTimes reports on how Handsome Joe got there: Mr. Biden departed the United States on Air Force One for Poland at 4:15 a.m. Eastern on Sunday. … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Pooty-Poot Putin, President Handsome Joe Biden, Ukraine War | 12 Comments

She Refused the Tea?

Posted on February 16, 2023 by tengrain

Another of Putin’s cronies falls to her death.

Posted in Pooty-Poot Putin, Ukraine War | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 26, 2023 by tengrain

Happy Hour News My head, it spins: Rep. Troy Nehls on Fox News says that if Biden really wants to end Russia's war on Ukraine, he needs to "call Donald Trump. Donald Trump will call Vladimir Putin and end this … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Our Failed Political Press, Pooty-Poot Putin, Ukraine War, Useful Idiot | 16 Comments

Zelensky Shows Us How It Is Done

Posted on December 22, 2022 by tengrain

As regular readers know, MockPaperScissors shies away from international news, and not just because our usual typos and pre-coffee thinking could induce international incidents, but also because we don’t pretend to understand all the dynamics over there. But we do … Continue reading →

Posted in Pooty-Poot Putin, Tucker Carlson, Ukraine War | 12 Comments

And Now We Know (We Already Knew)

Posted on November 15, 2022 by tengrain

Republican at Heart Vlad Putin delayed announcing Kherson retreat until AFTER the midterm elections: The US has intelligence that Russia may have delayed announcing its withdrawal from the Ukrainian city of Kherson in part to avoid giving the Biden administration … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Pooty-Poot Putin, Ukraine War | 4 Comments

Whatever Happened To GOP Saber-Rattling?

Posted on November 6, 2022 by tengrain

Just as the swallows return to old San Juan, so do Russian trolls and bots return to our elections: Researchers have identified a series of Russian information operations to influence American elections and, perhaps, erode support for Ukraine.. …It is part … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, NeoCons, Pooty-Poot Putin, Ukraine War | 4 Comments

Report: Useful Idiot is Useful

Posted on October 18, 2022 by tengrain

See, it’s not just Lord Damp Nut! Another billionaire is a useful idiot for Pooty-poot: Now, despite the setbacks Russia has suffered on the battlefield, [Fiona Hill] thinks Putin is undaunted. She sees him adapting to new conditions, not giving … Continue reading →

Posted in Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, Pooty-Poot Putin, Ukraine War, Useful Idiot | 5 Comments