Category Archives: Pooty-Poot Putin

Sunday News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on March 15, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Comrade Art of the Deal tries his hand at buying a vaccine: The Trump administration has offered a German medical company “large sums of money” for exclusive access to a Covid-19 vaccine, German media have reported. … Continue reading →

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics, Pooty-Poot Putin | 11 Comments

Trump Assures Putin To Win 2020 Goat Rodeo

Posted on February 21, 2020 by

U.S. intelligence warned Congress last week that Russia is ALREADY interfering in the 2020 election campaign to help reelect Comrade Stupid, according to officials who talked the Associated Press. The WaPo: “A senior U.S. intelligence official told lawmakers last week … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pooty-Poot Putin | 11 Comments

GOP: ‘P is for Putin’

Posted on February 10, 2020 by

This little blurb in Axios’ morning email thingie is both not surprising (any more) and profoundly disturbing: “Republicans and Republican-leaning independents are now 21 points more likely than Democrats and Democratic-leaning independents to express confidence in [Russian President Vladimir] Putin … Continue reading →

Posted in Pooty-Poot Putin | 5 Comments

What Does Putin Have On Senatorette Graham?

Posted on February 9, 2020 by

Senatorette Lindsey Graham appeared on local cougar’s Rombauer Chardonnay Hour to spread disinformation to the weak-brained: Graham is announcing the verdicts of upcoming, old-school, soviet-style show trials that happen AFTER the suspect is sent to Siberia. It’s incredible that a … Continue reading →

Posted in Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Pooty-Poot Putin, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham | 8 Comments

Putin’s Man in DC, Redoux

Posted on January 15, 2020 by

Nancy Pelosi —speaking at a closed-door meeting of her caucus — reportedly tore amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch a new hole, charging that he’s acting like a rogue leader. (Fact check: TRUE!) Unnamed sources later told CNN that Pelosi then “mused that sometimes she … Continue reading →

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Nancy Pelosi, Pooty-Poot Putin | 2 Comments

Building Coalitions AFTER-the-Fact!

Posted on January 4, 2020 by

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie) morning email thingie tells us about a new kind of diplomacy where you try to build a coalition AFTER you’ve done whatever the hell you wanted to do (formatting and enigmatic emboldening is … Continue reading →

Posted in Cadet Bone Spurs Great Adventure, Iran, Pooty-Poot Putin, PoS SoS Mike Pompeo | 13 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 3, 2020 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Wired Magazine —the tech magazine that oddly has little tech in it— has a post to summarize the decade that was: The Most Dangerous People on the Internet This Decade That headline is a little ambiguous … Continue reading →

Posted in Facebook or Faceberg, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pooty-Poot Putin, Silicon Valley, Social Media, Technology | 3 Comments

QED, Bitchez!

Posted on January 3, 2020 by

In case anyone is wondering why I keep referring to Wrong-Again Rudy as Comrade Stupid’s Second Stupidest Lawyer: Incredible: after Michael Cohen blustered to Hannity during the campaign about Trump maybe meeting with Putin, Trump asked him to try and … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mikhail Cohen, Pooty-Poot Putin | 3 Comments

‘Your Boss on Line 1’ — Literally

Posted on January 3, 2020 by

“Are you kidding me? Vladimir Putin tried to call me, and you didn’t put him through? What the hell were you thinking?” Trump said in the middle of a meeting with the UK’s prime minister, his first White House meeting … Continue reading →

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pooty-Poot Putin | 3 Comments

‘Your Boss on Line 1, Mr. Comrade Prznint’

Posted on December 31, 2019 by

I guess we should be thankful for the Russian Press: “When news arrived early Sunday that President Donald Trump had spoken to his Russian counterpart, it didn’t come from the White House. “Instead, word came from Moscow, where the Kremlin … Continue reading →

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pooty-Poot Putin | 4 Comments