Category Archives: Pooty-Poot Putin

Putin Wants Lindsey Graham

Sorry, Senatorette, not like that, like this: Moscow — Russia’s Interior Ministry on Monday issued an arrest warrant for U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham following his comments related to the fighting in Ukraine. The Senatorette responds: “I will submit to jurisdiction of … Continue reading

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Russia: ‘Papers, Please’

Pooty-Poot seems to be going a wee bit buggy: Russia’s security services are taking passports from senior officials and executives in state-owned companies, according to a new report by the Financial Times. The outlet said Russia was worried about defections … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Grifters, it seems, gotta grift: Two gifts to Trump family from foreign nations are missing, report says More than 100 gifts worth nearly $300,000 were not properly reported to the government, a new report finds. OK, I’ll … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Marjorie Taylor Greene on Tucker Carlson's show characterizes Putin's war as "this war against Russia in Ukraine" pic.twitter.com/Nnm7laDZ4X — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 24, 2023 Today is the one-year anniversary of the war in Ukraine, and Fox News’ Chyron refers … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Our Failed Political Press, Pooty-Poot Putin, Rep. 3-toes Perjury Taylor Greene, Tucker Carlson, Ukraine War, Useful Idiot | 13 Comments

Look-out, Fox News, You Got Competition

Guys, Space Karen is playing 11-dimensional tidily-winks again: Russian propagandists said to buy Twitter blue-check verifications The verifications mean their tweets, mostly opposing U.S. aid to Ukraine, are given added prominence SAN FRANCSICO — Accounts pushing Kremlin propaganda are using … Continue reading

Posted in Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, CEO Bastards, Elon Musk, Fox News, Our Failed Social Media, Pooty-Poot Putin, Twitter, Ukraine War, Useful Idiot | 8 Comments

Mr. Biden Goes To WEZ

There is only one news story today: President Handsome Joe Biden visited Ukraine. The NYTimes reports on how Handsome Joe got there: Mr. Biden departed the United States on Air Force One for Poland at 4:15 a.m. Eastern on Sunday. … Continue reading

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She Refused the Tea?

Another of Putin’s cronies falls to her death.

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‘Oops,’ Said Faceberg

Meta has restored Hair Füror’s accounts on Facebook and Instagram in time for the 2024 Goat Rodeo. Meta, the parent company of Facebook, restored former President Trump’s Facebook and Instagram accounts on Thursday, giving Trump access to post on both … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News My head, it spins: Rep. Troy Nehls on Fox News says that if Biden really wants to end Russia's war on Ukraine, he needs to "call Donald Trump. Donald Trump will call Vladimir Putin and end this … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Our Failed Political Press, Pooty-Poot Putin, Ukraine War, Useful Idiot | 16 Comments

Your Daily Santos

I guess Santos is the new Gohmert, you know, a daily embarrassment for the Republicans, except as far as I know, Gohmert was never a likely Russian asset while Santos might be: New details link George Santos to cousin of … Continue reading

Posted in George Santos, Grifters Gotta Grift, Human typo Steve Mnuchin, Pooty-Poot Putin, Useful Idiot | 2 Comments