Category Archives: Pooty-Poot Putin

500 Quatloos Dan Coats is You’re Fired’ed Before Midterms

The Russians claim that Comrade Trump and Vladimir Putin made some verbal agreements  including an extension of the New START and INF agreements and something about Syria. Good news, da? Except no one in the U.S. government knows what The Russian … Continue reading

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Holy Eff!

WATCH: DNI Dan Coats is informed live onstage that Putin will visit the White House in the fall: "Say that again?…OK. That's gonna be special." pic.twitter.com/Hw5mlQENVD — Axios (@axios) July 19, 2018 No one bothered to tell the Director of … Continue reading

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Is There Any Other Story Today?

Betteridge’s law of headlines is in effect. The Washington Post: “Trump just colluded with Russia. Openly.” NYTimes: “Trump Sheds All Notions of How a President Should Conduct Himself Abroad” “President Trump, who gleefully defies the norms of presidential behavior, went … Continue reading

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What Could Go Wrong?

Axios morning email thingie leads with: President Trump no longer doubts the basic intelligence assessment that Russia interfered in the 2016 election — he just seems incapable of taking it seriously, and tells staff that is simply what nations do, several … Continue reading

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Russia Eff’ed With Voter Registration

As we all know by now, soon to be impeached Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein announced that 12 Russians are indicted on 11 criminal counts of interfering in the 2016 Goat Rodeo. The indictments state that Russian hackers hacked into … Continue reading

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Best Investment Putin Ever Made

Axios: Axios has obtained a leaked draft of a Trump administration bill — ordered by the president himself — that would declare America’s abandonment of fundamental World Trade Organization rules. Why it matters: The draft legislation is stunning. The bill … Continue reading

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Best Money Putin Ever Spent?

Comrade Trump is already trying to work his magic on the EU: “President Trump reportedly asked French President Emmanuel Macron why he does not withdraw his country from the European Union (E.U.) and suggested that the U.S. could offer France … Continue reading

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Comrade Trump Sets Play Date With BFF Comrade Putin

Hey guys! It’s set: President Donald J. Trump and President Vladimir Putin of the Russian Federation will meet on July 16, 2018, in Helsinki, Finland. The two leaders will discuss relations between the United States and Russia and a range … Continue reading

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Best Investment Putin Ever Made

This still shocks me: “I think it would be an asset to have Russia back in,” Trump said during an impromptu press conference at the summit. “I think it would be good for the world. I think it would be … Continue reading

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Comrade Trump Again Lobbies For Russia

Really makes you wonder what Vlad has on him. I don’t think he would care about Pee Hookers (you cannot shame the shameless), so I think it has to be some sort of financial thing, probably money laundering, or maybe … Continue reading

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