Category Archives: Pooty-Poot Putin

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Is anyone surprised? Russia bans 963 Americans, including Biden and Harris — but not Trump Russia permanently banned nearly 1,000 Americans, including President Biden and Vice President Harris, from entering the country in response to the United … Continue reading

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Republicans Have No Shame

Yes, those would be the same Republicans who voted to let Hair Füror off the hook for shaking-down President Zelensky. And yes, the Republicans are holding up aide for $40B to Ukraine.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Sen. Rand Paul, whose preferred pronouns are “Me” and “Mine,” today blocked aid to Ukraine because, uh, reasons? Senator Rand Paul blocked the Senate’s attempt to pass a $40bn aid package to Ukraine despite the fact leaders … Continue reading

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Another Win for Putin

It should come as no surprise, but the illegitimate Roberts’ Supreme Court is perceived to be illegitimate: Poll: Confidence in Supreme Court has collapsed since conservatives took control A new Yahoo News/YouGov poll shows that Americans’ confidence in the U.S. … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Joey Reed, father of recently released Russian prisoner and Marine Trevor Reed, thanked everyone who helped negotiate his son’s release, and had something special to say about his Senator, you  know, Ayatollah Ted Cruz: “[Cruz] didn’t do … Continue reading

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Our Failed Political Press ™

Eagle-eyed Scissorhead MDavis caught this: #UPDATE Russia "violated" a truce it promised at the Azovstal steelworks in Mariupol, where Ukrainian forces are making a last stand in the city, a Ukrainian commander said Thursday, pleading for help for "dying" soldiers … Continue reading

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Cover-Ups, Part Infinity

The Inspector General for the Department of Homeland Security found that Trump-era acting-DHS Secretary Chad Wolf ordered a coverup of a report that concludes that Russia had interfered in the 2016 election to help Donald Trump, because it would “hurt POTUS.” The … Continue reading

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Great Signs, Cont.

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Surprise! Twice-Impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid Says Russia Invasion Is All About Himself

Prepare yourselves for a shock, Gentle Readers! Hair Füror did a root cause analysis of Russia invading Ukraine, and boy-howdy: “I said, ‘Isn‘t it a shame, all those people are dead all because of a rigged election.’ Because if our … Continue reading

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Mariupol: ‘Nothing Left To Save’

This is grim: As Russia appears poised to capture Mariupol more than six weeks into the invasion, the governor of Ukraine’s Donetsk region said Friday that while Ukrainian troops remain in control of the strategic port city, Mariupol “has been … Continue reading

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