Category Archives: Pooty-Poot Putin

Say It Ain’t So: America’s Mayor Lied To Us

Posted on August 6, 2021 by tengrain

More trouble for Rudy Giuliani, ex-Prznint Stupid’s Stupidest lawyer ™  as it turns out that he is an untrustworthy liar. Shocking, I know. Rudy Giuliani Admitted He Lied About Feds Slipping Him Info Ahead of 2016 Election Rudy Giuliani has admitted … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Hillary Clinton, James 'Air Kiss' Comey, Pooty-Poot Putin, Wrong-Again Rudy | 3 Comments

No Russian Pee Hookers… Yet Lots’a Kompromat

Posted on July 15, 2021 by tengrain

In news of News We Already Knew, The Guardian tells us that, yeah, Comrade Putin did want Comrade Trump to win the 2016 Goat Rodeo because: D’uh. Vladimir Putin personally authorised a secret spy agency operation to support a “mentally … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pooty-Poot Putin | 12 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on July 6, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News So much for professional courtesy: Hackers from the group Cozy Bear, which has ties to Russia’s foreign intelligence service, breached the computer systems of the Republican National Committee last week, Bloomberg reports, citing two people familiar with the … Continue reading →

Posted in Pooty-Poot Putin, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 4 Comments

Owner Praises Asset

Posted on June 12, 2021 by tengrain

“Well even now, I believe that former U.S. president Mr. Trump is an extraordinary individual, talented individual, otherwise he would not have become U.S. President.” — Pooty-Poot

Posted in 4th Reich, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pooty-Poot Putin | 6 Comments

Leading Republican Speaks About Jan. 6 Insurrection

Posted on June 5, 2021 by tengrain

“These are not looters or thieves, these people came with political requests.” —Comrade Putin

Posted in Pooty-Poot Putin, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 16, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Pooty helped (or tried to help) Lord Damp Nut in the 2020 Goat Rodeo, because it worked so spectacularly well for him in 2016: US intelligence report says Russia used Trump allies to influence 2020 election with … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Fox News, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Newsmax, OANN, Pooty-Poot Putin | 6 Comments

President Biden Hits Two Russians With One Stone

Posted on January 27, 2021 by tengrain

Didn’t anyone in the 4th Reich leave instructions that President Handsome Joe Biden  is supposed to kiss Putin’s ass? Biden confronts Putin over several issues in first call, White House says Handsome Joe confronted him over: the Solarwinds cyber attack … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Our Failed Political Press, Pooty-Poot Putin, President Handsome Joe Biden | 6 Comments

Russian Tea, Door-2-Door Fragrance Salesmen, and Now…

Posted on December 21, 2020 by tengrain

Now It Can Be Told! …underwear: “A Russian agent sent to tail opposition leader Alexey Navalny has revealed how he was poisoned in August — with the lethal nerve agent Novichok planted in his underpants.” They poisoned his panties. It’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Pooty-Poot Putin | 6 Comments

The Morning Quote

Posted on December 20, 2020 by tengrain

The vestigial spine of Willard made a guest appearance: “I was disappointed with the president’s comment [on the cyberattack]. But I think we’ve come to recognize that the president has a blind spot when it comes to Russia.” Hard hitting, … Continue reading →

Posted in Pooty-Poot Putin, Willard | 6 Comments

The Russians Did It!

Posted on December 19, 2020 by tengrain

Our End-Times Secretary of State Mike Pompeo: “I can’t say much more as we’re still unpacking precisely what it is, and I’m sure some of it will remain classified. But suffice it to say there was a significant effort to … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, John Bomb-Em-All Bolton, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pooty-Poot Putin | 3 Comments