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Category Archives: Pooty-Poot Putin
News That Will Drive You To Drink
Happy Hour News Pooty helped (or tried to help) Lord Damp Nut in the 2020 Goat Rodeo, because it worked so spectacularly well for him in 2016: US intelligence report says Russia used Trump allies to influence 2020 election with … Continue reading
President Biden Hits Two Russians With One Stone
Didn’t anyone in the 4th Reich leave instructions that President Handsome Joe Biden is supposed to kiss Putin’s ass? Biden confronts Putin over several issues in first call, White House says Handsome Joe confronted him over: the Solarwinds cyber attack … Continue reading
Russian Tea, Door-2-Door Fragrance Salesmen, and Now…
Now It Can Be Told! …underwear: “A Russian agent sent to tail opposition leader Alexey Navalny has revealed how he was poisoned in August — with the lethal nerve agent Novichok planted in his underpants.” They poisoned his panties. It’s … Continue reading
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The Morning Quote
The vestigial spine of Willard made a guest appearance: “I was disappointed with the president’s comment [on the cyberattack]. But I think we’ve come to recognize that the president has a blind spot when it comes to Russia.” Hard hitting, … Continue reading
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The Russians Did It!
Our End-Times Secretary of State Mike Pompeo: “I can’t say much more as we’re still unpacking precisely what it is, and I’m sure some of it will remain classified. But suffice it to say there was a significant effort to … Continue reading
Microsoft Hacked (By Russia this time), Part Infinity
Reuters “Microsoft Corp said on Thursday it found malicious software in its systems related to a massive hacking campaign disclosed by U.S. officials this week, adding a top technology target to a growing list of attacked government agencies. “Microsoft also … Continue reading
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Weird Coinkydinks Happen
Ex-Hill Staffer Linked to Veselnitskaya Dies Suddenly After Fall Near His Home “The longtime aide to “Putin’s Congressman” Dana Rohrabacher died suddenly from a head injury over the weekend. “Paul Behrends was found by emergency responders close to his … Continue reading
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Never Fear, Stable Genius Is Here!
The Russian Hacking story is taking a predictable turn: “The president has yet to make a public comment about this. He is tweeting about Fox News commercials this morning.” 🚨BREAKING: Sen. Dick Durbin (D-Illinois) calls Moscow's alleged hack of U.S. … Continue reading
Russia Hacks US Again (But this time they didn’t use Prznint Stupid)
The department tasked with protecting the country from cyber attacks has itself been successfully hacked. Whoddathunkit? Russian hackers broke into several government networks, including Homeland Security, Treasury, and Commerce departments, and you know, probably more. Vlad is pretty thorough. … Continue reading
Pardon Me? Pardonned WHO?!
Even for The Russian Usurper this is outrageous. Trump pardons former national security adviser Flynn Moscow mole, Michael Flynn, pleaded guilty in 2017 to lying to FBI agents investigating Russian interference in the 2016 election. Russian useful idiot pardoned a … Continue reading
