Category Archives: Pooty-Poot Putin

President Biden Hits Two Russians With One Stone

Posted on January 27, 2021 by tengrain

Didn’t anyone in the 4th Reich leave instructions that President Handsome Joe Biden  is supposed to kiss Putin’s ass? Biden confronts Putin over several issues in first call, White House says Handsome Joe confronted him over: the Solarwinds cyber attack … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Our Failed Political Press, Pooty-Poot Putin, President Handsome Joe Biden | 6 Comments

Russian Tea, Door-2-Door Fragrance Salesmen, and Now…

Posted on December 21, 2020 by tengrain

Now It Can Be Told! …underwear: “A Russian agent sent to tail opposition leader Alexey Navalny has revealed how he was poisoned in August — with the lethal nerve agent Novichok planted in his underpants.” They poisoned his panties. It’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Pooty-Poot Putin | 6 Comments

The Morning Quote

Posted on December 20, 2020 by tengrain

The vestigial spine of Willard made a guest appearance: “I was disappointed with the president’s comment [on the cyberattack]. But I think we’ve come to recognize that the president has a blind spot when it comes to Russia.” Hard hitting, … Continue reading →

Posted in Pooty-Poot Putin, Willard | 6 Comments

The Russians Did It!

Posted on December 19, 2020 by tengrain

Our End-Times Secretary of State Mike Pompeo: “I can’t say much more as we’re still unpacking precisely what it is, and I’m sure some of it will remain classified. But suffice it to say there was a significant effort to … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, John Bomb-Em-All Bolton, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pooty-Poot Putin | 3 Comments

Microsoft Hacked (By Russia this time), Part Infinity

Posted on December 18, 2020 by tengrain

Reuters “Microsoft Corp said on Thursday it found malicious software in its systems related to a massive hacking campaign disclosed by U.S. officials this week, adding a top technology target to a growing list of attacked government agencies. “Microsoft also … Continue reading →

Posted in Amazon, Bad Tech, Microsoft, Pooty-Poot Putin, Technology | 7 Comments

Weird Coinkydinks Happen

Posted on December 16, 2020 by tengrain

  Ex-Hill Staffer Linked to Veselnitskaya Dies Suddenly After Fall Near His Home “The longtime aide to “Putin’s Congressman” Dana Rohrabacher died suddenly from a head injury over the weekend. “Paul Behrends was found by emergency responders close to his … Continue reading →

Posted in Pooty-Poot Putin | 4 Comments

Never Fear, Stable Genius Is Here!

Posted on December 16, 2020 by tengrain

The Russian Hacking story is taking a predictable turn: “The president has yet to make a public comment about this. He is tweeting about Fox News commercials this morning.” 🚨BREAKING: Sen. Dick Durbin (D-Illinois) calls Moscow's alleged hack of U.S. … Continue reading →

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pooty-Poot Putin, Technology | 14 Comments

Russia Hacks US Again (But this time they didn’t use Prznint Stupid)

Posted on December 15, 2020 by tengrain

  The department tasked with protecting the country from cyber attacks has itself been successfully hacked. Whoddathunkit? Russian hackers broke into several government networks, including Homeland Security, Treasury, and Commerce departments, and you know, probably more. Vlad is pretty thorough. … Continue reading →

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pooty-Poot Putin, Technology | 13 Comments

Pardon Me? Pardonned WHO?!

Posted on November 25, 2020 by tengrain

Even for The Russian Usurper this is outrageous. Trump pardons former national security adviser Flynn Moscow mole, Michael Flynn, pleaded guilty in 2017 to lying to FBI agents investigating Russian interference in the 2016 election. Russian useful idiot pardoned a … Continue reading →

Posted in Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Pooty-Poot Putin | 11 Comments

Start Packing

Posted on October 17, 2020 by tengrain

17 Days Till Election Don’t say it if you don’t mean it, Donnie: “You know what? Running against the worst candidate in the history of American politics puts pressure on me. Could you imagine if I lose? My whole life—what … Continue reading →

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pooty-Poot Putin | 23 Comments