Category Archives: Pooty-Poot Putin

No Russian Pee Hookers… Yet Lots’a Kompromat

In news of News We Already Knew, The Guardian tells us that, yeah, Comrade Putin did want Comrade Trump to win the 2016 Goat Rodeo because: D’uh. Vladimir Putin personally authorised a secret spy agency operation to support a “mentally … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News So much for professional courtesy: Hackers from the group Cozy Bear, which has ties to Russia’s foreign intelligence service, breached the computer systems of the Republican National Committee last week, Bloomberg reports, citing two people familiar with the … Continue reading

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Owner Praises Asset

“Well even now, I believe that former U.S. president Mr. Trump is an extraordinary individual, talented individual, otherwise he would not have become U.S. President.” — Pooty-Poot

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Leading Republican Speaks About Jan. 6 Insurrection

“These are not looters or thieves, these people came with political requests.” —Comrade Putin

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Pooty helped (or tried to help) Lord Damp Nut in the 2020 Goat Rodeo, because it worked so spectacularly well for him in 2016: US intelligence report says Russia used Trump allies to influence 2020 election with … Continue reading

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President Biden Hits Two Russians With One Stone

Didn’t anyone in the 4th Reich leave instructions that President Handsome Joe Biden  is supposed to kiss Putin’s ass? Biden confronts Putin over several issues in first call, White House says Handsome Joe confronted him over: the Solarwinds cyber attack … Continue reading

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Russian Tea, Door-2-Door Fragrance Salesmen, and Now…

Now It Can Be Told! …underwear: “A Russian agent sent to tail opposition leader Alexey Navalny has revealed how he was poisoned in August — with the lethal nerve agent Novichok planted in his underpants.” They poisoned his panties. It’s … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

The vestigial spine of Willard made a guest appearance: “I was disappointed with the president’s comment [on the cyberattack]. But I think we’ve come to recognize that the president has a blind spot when it comes to Russia.” Hard hitting, … Continue reading

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The Russians Did It!

Our End-Times Secretary of State Mike Pompeo: “I can’t say much more as we’re still unpacking precisely what it is, and I’m sure some of it will remain classified. But suffice it to say there was a significant effort to … Continue reading

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Microsoft Hacked (By Russia this time), Part Infinity

Reuters “Microsoft Corp said on Thursday it found malicious software in its systems related to a massive hacking campaign disclosed by U.S. officials this week, adding a top technology target to a growing list of attacked government agencies. “Microsoft also … Continue reading

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