Category Archives: Pooty-Poot Putin

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News My head, it spins: Rep. Troy Nehls on Fox News says that if Biden really wants to end Russia's war on Ukraine, he needs to "call Donald Trump. Donald Trump will call Vladimir Putin and end this … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Our Failed Political Press, Pooty-Poot Putin, Ukraine War, Useful Idiot | 16 Comments

Your Daily Santos

I guess Santos is the new Gohmert, you know, a daily embarrassment for the Republicans, except as far as I know, Gohmert was never a likely Russian asset while Santos might be: New details link George Santos to cousin of … Continue reading

Posted in George Santos, Grifters Gotta Grift, Human typo Steve Mnuchin, Pooty-Poot Putin, Useful Idiot | 2 Comments

Defenestration Today

I guess he refused to drink the tea? A Russian sausage magnate and politician who briefly criticised Russia’s invasion of Ukraine has died after falling from the third-floor window of a luxury hotel in India. Pavel Antov was a member … Continue reading

Posted in Pooty-Poot Putin | 7 Comments

Zelensky Shows Us How It Is Done

As regular readers know, MockPaperScissors shies away from international news, and not just because our usual typos and pre-coffee thinking could induce international incidents, but also because we don’t pretend to understand all the dynamics over there. But we do … Continue reading

Posted in Pooty-Poot Putin, Tucker Carlson, Ukraine War | 12 Comments

And Now We Know (We Already Knew)

Republican at Heart Vlad Putin delayed announcing Kherson retreat until AFTER the midterm elections: The US has intelligence that Russia may have delayed announcing its withdrawal from the Ukrainian city of Kherson in part to avoid giving the Biden administration … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Pooty-Poot Putin, Ukraine War | 4 Comments

And Now We Know

We already knew this, Comrade: JUST IN: Putin Loyalist Publicly Admits to Interfering in Past and PRESENT U.S. Elections On the eve of the midterm elections, Russian businessman and Vladimir Putin ally Yevgeny Prigozhin claimed he’s interfered in U.S. elections … Continue reading

Posted in Our Failed Political Press, Pooty-Poot Putin, Useful Idiot | 2 Comments

Whatever Happened To GOP Saber-Rattling?

Just as the swallows return to old San Juan, so do Russian trolls and bots return to our elections: Researchers have identified a series of Russian information operations to influence American elections and, perhaps, erode support for Ukraine.. …It is part … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, NeoCons, Pooty-Poot Putin, Ukraine War | 4 Comments

Trump Plans to Sue The Pulitzer Organization for Reasons

Illiterate man plans to sue Pulitzer to claw back Pulitzer Prizes from The Washington Post and New York Times for coverage of Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election: Trump says he’s suing the Pulitzer Organization in two weeks pic.twitter.com/IRAkxo6veG … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Pooty-Poot Putin | 10 Comments

Report: Useful Idiot is Useful

See, it’s not just Lord Damp Nut! Another billionaire is a useful idiot for Pooty-poot: Now, despite the setbacks Russia has suffered on the battlefield, [Fiona Hill] thinks Putin is undaunted. She sees him adapting to new conditions, not giving … Continue reading

Posted in Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, Pooty-Poot Putin, Ukraine War, Useful Idiot | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Sen. Rojo, by far the dumbest man in the Senate, and that’s saying something (at least for now), keeps denying that he had anything to do with the Stupid Coup, and then keeps walking that back as … Continue reading

Posted in Insurrection, People Dumber than Dolphins, RoJo, snark, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup, Useful Idiot | 2 Comments