Category Archives: 4th Reich

We figured that out, pal. So have the Russians.

“I’ve always been very good with loans. I love loans. I love other people’s money.” Trump is going to solve the student debt crisis, y'all "I've always been very good with loans. I love loans. I love other people's money," … Continue reading

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Comrade Stupid Learns New Word, Uses It!

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us the secret plan that Comrade Stupid is going to use in the 2020 Goat Rodeo: “President Donald Trump has enlisted his senior economic advisers to flesh out one of his early … Continue reading

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Merde-a-Lardo a Go-Go In The News

Cindy Yang, the reach-around maven (ALLEGEDLY!) behind Floriduh’s rub-n-tug to the stars day spa, want us to know that Prznint Stupid will MAGA: “I totally believed he’s a business person. I’m a small business person too. I believe that we … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our thin-skinned stable genius went to Ohio to talk about industry, and somehow ended up eulogizing Grandpa Walnuts: “I gave him the kind of funeral that he wanted, which as President I had to approve. I … Continue reading

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Is It Infrastructure Week Already?

According to the 2019 Economic Report of the President, written by Kevin ‘Dow 36,000’ Hassett, to achieve 3 percent growth over the next 10 years would require more tax cuts, more deregulation, and a massive expenditure on infrastructure. In other … Continue reading

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We’re Doomed: Comrade Trump To Save Auto Industry

Tiger Beat: “President Donald Trump heads to Ohio Wednesday embroiled in a fight with General Motors and the United Auto Workers over the closing of GM’s Lordstown plant. But his attempts to save manufacturing jobs have battered the auto industry … Continue reading

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Rubbing Shoulders (and other bits) With The Rich and Famous

Talking Points Memo brings us to to date on the Rub-n-Tug empresario Cindy Yang story: “Top Intelligence and Judiciary Committee Democrats on Friday wrote to the FBI, Secret Service and Director of National Intelligence asking them to investigate Cindy Yang, … Continue reading

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Would You Loan This Man $2B Ameros?

CNBC tells us: Deutsche Bank loaned more than $2 billion to Donald Trump before he became president — despite multiple red flags surrounding his business dealings, The New York Times reported Monday. That seems like a lot of money to … Continue reading

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Petunia & Pals Wins The Morning!

Jedediah Bila both-sides her defense of Trump from comparisons to the New Zealand shooter: "Regardless of political ideology, you cannot link the actions of a maniac and the workings of a maniac to any politician, left or right. That is … Continue reading

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When Vices Become Habits

The press is scrutinizing the speculation that the deboning and subsequent incineration of Jamal Khashoggi by Jared Kushner’s BFF Crown Prince Bone Saw was a one-off incident. It seems that ol’ Bone Saw has a hobby. NYTimes “Crown Prince Mohammed … Continue reading

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