Category Archives: Mikhail Cohen

The Canary is Making Noise, Maybe

Our favorite of Comrade Trump’s really stupid lawyers, Michael (or it is Mikhail, hmmm?) Cohen is in the news again! It seems he might flip and tell-all about his boss, the mango-hued shitgibbon! Washington (CNN)Donald Trump’s personal attorney Michael Cohen … Continue reading

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Trump’s Stupidest Lawyer Contest Takes Dramatic Turn!

Let’s now turn our attention to Comrade Trump’s stupidest lawyer (sorry Rudy), Michael (or is it Mikhail?) Cohen, the fixer in need of a fixer. We learned that… Federal prosecutors in New York revealed on Friday that they had pieced … Continue reading

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BREAKING: Looks Like Cohen Might Be Flipping

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac ABC News: As attorneys for Michael Cohen rush to meet Judge Kimba Wood’s Friday deadline to complete a privilege review of over 3.7 million documents seized in the April 9 raids of Cohen’s New York properties and law … Continue reading

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Another Russian RSVP’ed (UPDATED… A LOT)

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac Hey guys, guess what? There was ANOTHER Russian at Trump Tower! Our newest addition to the guest list is Viktor Vekselberg, who met Comrade Stupid’s most stupidest lawyer Michael/Mikhail Cohen there in January 2017, you know, during the transition: … Continue reading

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Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Cont.

Comrade Stupid’s most stupidest Lawyer Michael Cohen (sorry Rudy, you lost) is perhaps criminally stupid: “Attorney Michael Cohen was secretly paid at least $400,000 by Ukrainians to set up talks between President Donald Trump and Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko last … Continue reading

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Michael Cohen: Renaissance Man

You guys, what if we’ve been wrong about Michael/Mikhail Cohen? Maybe the pride of the Thomas M. Cooley Law School (reportedly the worst law school in the country) isn’t a buffoon, would be goomba, and a second banana to a … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour New Briefs Well, now Michael/Mikhail Cohen, Comrade Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer is totally fucked in the dark: ”Federal authorities wiretapped phone lines of President Donald Trump‘s personal lawyer Michael Cohen, and intercepted at least one call between a Cohen … Continue reading

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America’s Mayor is not America’s Lawyer

Pornygate Poison label taken human form and infamous 9-11 Marketing Guru, Rudy Giuliani appeared on sekrit prznintial advisor Sean Hannity’s Screech Hour last night, and screwed the pooch. NYT’S MIKE SHEAR and MAGGIE HABERMAN: “Giuliani … said that he had … Continue reading

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Pornygate Payoff, cont.

Trump campaign has paid portions of Michael Cohen’s legal fees: Sources “The Trump campaign has spent nearly $228,000 to cover some of the legal expenses for President Donald Trump’s personal attorney Michael Cohen, sources familiar with the payments tell ABC … Continue reading

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The Laddie Doth Protest Too Much

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac We wondered why Comrade Prznint was suddenly being so effusive in praise to the hired help, especially to Mikhail, er, Michael Cohen who famously boasted that he would take a bullet for Comrade Trump, which is the type … Continue reading

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