Category Archives: Mikhail Cohen

QED, Bitchez!

In case anyone is wondering why I keep referring to Wrong-Again Rudy as Comrade Stupid’s Second Stupidest Lawyer: Incredible: after Michael Cohen blustered to Hannity during the campaign about Trump maybe meeting with Putin, Trump asked him to try and … Continue reading

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More Stormy Weather Ahead

Democrats plan to pick up exactly where federal prosecutors left off by investigating Prznint Horndog’s hush payments for his assorted affairs: “The House Judiciary Committee is preparing to hold hearings and call witnesses involved in hush-money payments to ex-Playboy model … Continue reading

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See Ya in 3 Years!

Today, Comrade Trump’s stupidest lawyer (Sorry Rudy!™) Michael Cohen reports to the Federal Correctional Institution, a haven for white-collar criminals, in Otisville NY. I couldn’t help but remember this gem:

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Between Cracking Rocks and a Hard Drive

Prznint Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer (Sorry Rudy™) Michael Cohen claims he found another hard drive, and guess what (Chicken Butt!), it has a lot files on it! Whodda thunkit, amirite? Totally not a dead man’s switch to have as an insurance … Continue reading

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Trump Tower Moscow In The News! — UPDATED

Comrade Stupid’s stupidest lawyer (Sorry Rudy!™) Michael Cohen has turned over documents to the House Intelligence Committee that are related to a Trump real estate project in Moscow. The Latest: Cohen hands over documents about Moscow project (from @AP) https://t.co/QegEu63DxNContinue reading

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Fordham Confirms Prznint Stupid Threatened Them

You know, because Prznint Stupid is the smartest person in any room, knows all the best words, and is a stable genius, he decided to threaten all of the schools he ever attended, bigly,  from releasing any of his transcripts. … Continue reading

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They Share Everything

Noted shock-jock and Fox News’ waterboarding enthusiast Sean Hannity might be in a wee bit of trouble. You see, while interviewing Prznint Horndog, he made some sort of confession about his not-attorney Michael Cohen said to him that might be … Continue reading

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No Korean Nobel For Prznint Stupid, But For Fox The Show Must Go On!

“Sometimes you have to walk.” Prznint Stupid’s second summit with Little Rocket Man Kim Jong Un abruptly ended before a scheduled working lunch and signing ceremony in Hanoi. Comrade Trump said Kim only offered to dismantle the Yongbyon nuclear complex … Continue reading

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About This Morning…

Like the Ghost of Christmas Future, Michael Cohen descended on the Republicans today in the open hearing, and offered himself as the object-lesson of what happens when you exist to protect Comrade Trump, and the Republicans were too stupid to … Continue reading

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And So It Begins

Michael Cohen, Prznint Stupid’s stupidest lawyer (sorry Rudy™) and fixer, once vowed that he would take a bullet for Comrade Trump. Today, figuratively speaking, he shoots the gun. Cohen is expected to tell a House committee damaging details involving the … Continue reading

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