Category Archives: Mikhail Cohen

The Fix(er) Is In!

ABC News: “President Donald Trump’s former personal attorney, Michael Cohen, has participated over the last month in multiple interview sessions lasting for hours with investigators from the office of special counsel, Robert Mueller, sources tell ABC News. “The special counsel’s … Continue reading

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$20M Amero Question

Comrade Trump’s Worst Lawyer (sorry, Rudy!) Michael Cohen, made it to the front page of the NYTimes! “Trump’s Ex-Lawyer, Investigated for Bank Fraud in Excess of $20 Million” “Federal authorities investigating whether President Trump’s former personal lawyer and fixer, Michael D. … Continue reading

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Let’s Review: The Cohen Bombshell

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac This morning… Arrived back in Washington last night from a very emotional reopening of a major U.S. Steel plant in Granite City, Illinois, only to be greeted with the ridiculous news that the highly conflicted Robert Mueller and … Continue reading

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He’s Got 100 More, Comrade Trump!

We could have (and probably should have) set an egg-timer for how long before… Trump claims Cohen tape on Playboy model may have been doctored Comrade Stupid’s stupidest lawyer (sorry Rudy!) Michael Cohen released an audio tape in which these … Continue reading

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Sex, Lies, and Audio Tape

We now turn to Axios’ morning email thingie: Lanny Davis — a lawyer for Michael Cohen, President Trump’s former lawyer and fixer — said following last night’s release of a secret Trump-Cohen recording that we’ll soon learn more “about what … Continue reading

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Claim Chowder is Served

Hey guys, remember the other day when the media revealed that Trump’s Stupidest Lawyer Mikhail Cohen had recorded a conversation with his client about paying off jilted Playboy Bunny Karen McDougall? And remember that I bet that there will be … Continue reading

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Follow The Money

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac Hey guys, you know that inauguration thingie that Prznint Stupid is always dithering and bleating about? You know, the one that Spicy told us was the biggest one in history (that no one attended)? It seems that Mr. … Continue reading

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Squeaky Wheel Gets the Polonium, Mikhail Cohen

Comrade Trump’s stupidest lawyer (sorry Rudy!) sounds like he’s flipping: But in his first in-depth interview since the FBI raided his office and homes in April, Cohen strongly signaled his willingness to cooperate with special counsel Robert Mueller and federal … Continue reading

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The Fixer Is Fixed

And by fixed, well, think about what a veterinarian does. And once again, Mikhail, er, Michael Cohen is in the news! Let’s see what Comrade Trump’s Stupidest Lawyer™ (sorry Rudy!) is up to now! “Michael Cohen, President Trump’s longtime confidant … Continue reading

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The Canary is Making Noise, Maybe

Our favorite of Comrade Trump’s really stupid lawyers, Michael (or it is Mikhail, hmmm?) Cohen is in the news again! It seems he might flip and tell-all about his boss, the mango-hued shitgibbon! Washington (CNN)Donald Trump’s personal attorney Michael Cohen … Continue reading

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