Category Archives: Mike Pompeo

Meanwhile, Things Go Swimmingly In The State Department

Hey guys, remember that time when Impeached-for-Life Prznint Stupid was selling off Ambassadorships like common Merde-a-Lardo memberships? And remember when he chose famous bag-lady Lana Marks to be the Ambassador to South Africa because she indeed bought it? How’s it … Continue reading

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Pompeo: Public Shaming Will Continue Until Morale Improves

Our thin-skinned top diplomat and Rapture enthusiast Mike Pompeo continues to show us the stuff he is made of: “Secretary of State Mike Pompeo’s quarrel with NPR escalated on Monday after one of the radio network’s reporters was barred from … Continue reading

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Midwest Nice

It’s really something when NPR (Nice Polite Republicans) is so riled-up that they do their jobs and give a hard news interview: Amazing clip. Pompeo: zip. Brava, @NPRKelly and Morning Edition. I don't get to say that very often these … Continue reading

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Not Today, Satan

Secretary of State Michael R. Pompeo has told Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell that he will not run for an open Senate seat from Kansas this fall. “I’ll be busy urging Cadet Bone Spurs to bring-on the End of Days,” … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Crazeee States, Kansas, Kris Kobach, Mike Pompeo, The New Confederacy | 5 Comments

Stinker, Taylor, Volker, Lies

Sweet Jeebus, what a day yesterday was! And we’re not the only ones who think it! When a trial witness gives testimony like Bill Taylor gave today, that’s usually when the defense lawyer sidles over at a break and asks … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mike Pompeo, Quid Meets Quo Goes Pro (Ukraine) | 6 Comments

Boom! Quid Meets Quo, Goes Pro: Confirmed

Axios has the full opening statement from Ambassador Taylor, and it is a knock-out punch to the Russian Usurper, Mick Mulvaney, Mike Pompeo, and others. They summarize it thusly: Bill Taylor, the top U.S. diplomat in Ukraine, told House investigators … Continue reading

Posted in ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mick 'Pay-to-Play' Mulvaney, Mike Pompeo, Quid Meets Quo Goes Pro (Ukraine), Rick '3-Departments' Perry, Wrong-Again Rudy | 5 Comments

China Democracy Protests

Regular readers and good Scissorheads know that we do not (generally) comment on international politics. It is not our wheelhouse (as the kids don’t say anymore) and as is frequently pointed out to me, I know nothing about nothing. (Fact … Continue reading

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‘UberEats With Guns’

Gifters Gotta Grift In the long conga-line of gravy-sucking grifters of the Fourth Reich, from Tom “fly me” Price to Scott “buy me” Pruitt to shipping Queen Elaine Chao, it’s the rare cabinet member that is not caught with his/her … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Elaine Chao, Grifters Gotta Grift, Mike Pompeo, Scott Pruitt Fossil-Fuel Fetishist, Tom 'Co-Pay-2-Play' Price | 2 Comments

“S.O.S.,” Says The SoS

Our Tea Partier Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo is allegedly getting ready to flee! “Secretary of State Mike Pompeo is slated to meet with veteran Republican strategist Ward Baker on Sunday afternoon to discuss a possible 2020 run for the … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Anthony 'Smoochi' Scaramucci, Mike Pompeo | 14 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Friend of the blog Tommy Christopher tells us exactly what we don’t want to know: Trump’s SECRETARY OF STATE, America’s chief diplomat, said “We will continue to fight these battles, it is a never ending struggle… … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Mike Pompeo, Rapture-a-thon, Theocrats | 8 Comments