Category Archives: Mike Pompeo

China Democracy Protests

Regular readers and good Scissorheads know that we do not (generally) comment on international politics. It is not our wheelhouse (as the kids don’t say anymore) and as is frequently pointed out to me, I know nothing about nothing. (Fact … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Mike Pompeo | 6 Comments

‘UberEats With Guns’

Gifters Gotta Grift In the long conga-line of gravy-sucking grifters of the Fourth Reich, from Tom “fly me” Price to Scott “buy me” Pruitt to shipping Queen Elaine Chao, it’s the rare cabinet member that is not caught with his/her … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Elaine Chao, Grifters Gotta Grift, Mike Pompeo, Scott Pruitt Fossil-Fuel Fetishist, Tom 'Co-Pay-2-Play' Price | 2 Comments

“S.O.S.,” Says The SoS

Our Tea Partier Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo is allegedly getting ready to flee! “Secretary of State Mike Pompeo is slated to meet with veteran Republican strategist Ward Baker on Sunday afternoon to discuss a possible 2020 run for the … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Anthony 'Smoochi' Scaramucci, Mike Pompeo | 14 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Friend of the blog Tommy Christopher tells us exactly what we don’t want to know: Trump’s SECRETARY OF STATE, America’s chief diplomat, said “We will continue to fight these battles, it is a never ending struggle… … Continue reading

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Mike Pompeo, Rapture-a-thon, Theocrats | 8 Comments

Crown Prince Bone Saw Update

NYTimes lead story: “Saudi agents were waiting when Jamal Khashoggi walked into their country’s consulate in Istanbul two weeks ago. Mr. Khashoggi was dead within minutes, beheaded, dismembered, his fingers severed, and within two hours the killers were gone, according … Continue reading

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Pompeo Confirmed, Flies Away

Amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell told us in no uncertain terms that he was going to bring up SOS-designate Mike Pompeo’s nomination for a full vote regardless of the Committee’s opinion. Anyway, Committee member Rand Paul decided to give up his … Continue reading

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The Comity/Comedy of the Senate

Mike Pompeo’s nomination to be our top diplomat has moved from the Senate Foreign Relations committee, passing 11 – 9 – 1 (“present”), and in a dramatic loss of principle, Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as … Continue reading

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Comrade Trump Makes Up With Dreamboat Vlad

Tiger Beat on the Potomac alerts us that the Fix is on (emphasis mine): “Senate Republican leaders are pressing ahead with plans for a floor vote on CIA Director Mike Pompeo’s nomination as secretary of state as soon as next week, … Continue reading

Posted in Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Mike Pompeo, Nikki Haley | 4 Comments