Category Archives: Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet

Boo! (Happy Halloween!)

https://t.co/JWdypOMqFd pic.twitter.com/S16qdrfNTU — Sam Baker (@sam_baker) October 23, 2020

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A Pence for Your Thoughts

Just a couple of Pence-related tweets brought to us by attentive Scissorheads. Scissorhead Purplehead alerts us: OwlKitty 2020 🇺🇸! #fly #debate pic.twitter.com/4SR3g5Ewxb — OwlKitty (@Owl__Kitty) October 10, 2020 Scissorhead MDavis warns us: Whenever Pence talks he sounds like a serial … Continue reading

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Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted

VP Mike Pence, wife Karen request mail-in absentee ballots INDIANAPOLIS (WISH) – Vice President Mike Pence and second lady Karen Pence have requested mail-in absentee ballots from the Marion County Clerk’s Office. After months of promoting in-person voting and how … Continue reading

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About Last Night…

Pretty Fly for a [very] white guy The debate started on time, and it rapidly went downhill from there as once again the Republicans decided that the rules were more like suggestions. Every question that was asked, walking termite buffet … Continue reading

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VP Debate Night!

Against all odds –and probably better judgement– tonight brings us the 2020 Goat Rodeo Vice Presidential Debate. Sen. Kamala Harris and walking termite buffet VP Mike Pence will be taking the stage this tonight at 9 p.m. ET/6 p.m. PT. … Continue reading

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Walking Termite Buffet Is Served!

ABC News reports: “With the vice presidential debate fast approaching, pro-Democrat Super PAC American Bridge 21st Century has released its entire opposition research book on Vice President Mike Pence for free online.” This is a fun thing to read. Usually … Continue reading

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Today in Conspiracy Theories

NBC News: WASHINGTON — Vice President Mike Pence and top officials from President Donald Trump’s campaign are slated to attend a Montana fundraiser next week hosted by a couple who have expressed support for the QAnon conspiracy theory, according to … Continue reading

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Buy This Man More Hamberders! Stat! Super-size It!

Axios morning email thingie tells us we coulda had Prznint Termite last November: The newsy book by N.Y. Times scoop machine Michael Schmidt — “Donald Trump v. The United States,” out today — adds to the mystery surrounding President Trump’s … Continue reading

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Tonight on The RNC Looser-Pa-Looza

Get your red, white, and blue cilices on because tonight is Mother and Mike Pence’s turn in the barrel.

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Theocracy News (Mike Pence, Part Infinity)

Our walking termite buffet, VP Mike Pence, a man so self-righteous that he would gladly drive the nails into Jeebus on the cross, has a sad: EXCLUSIVE: Vice President Mike Pence calls out Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts by … Continue reading

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