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Category Archives: Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet
News That Will Drive You To Drink
Happy Hour News In case anyone was wondering which 2024 Goat Rodeo Contender would be the first to commit ritual suicide on Fox News, we got the answer: "I think we can replace the New Deal with a better deal" … Continue reading
Mike Pence Is At Your Cervix, Ladies!
Mike Pence, a man with so much RAW animal attraction and so much unbridled lust that his wife will not allow him to be alone with any women, says we need to ban abortion pills nationwide: Man: Are you thinking … Continue reading
News That Will Drive You To Drink
Happy Hour News Jack Smith, special counsel overseeing probes into disgraced, 2X impeached LOSER ex-Preznint Stupid, has been very busy today. Per CNN Former national security adviser Robert O’Brien has been subpoenaed by special counsel Jack Smith in both his … Continue reading
Thank You Jeebus For This Gift
2024 Goat Rodeo Guys, most of the 2024 Goat Rodeo Republicans are supporters of the 30% National Sales Tax according to Semaphore: Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, a founding member of the House Freedom Caucus, repeatedly sponsored a Fair Tax bill while … Continue reading
News That Will Drive You To Drink
Happy Hour News Sorry, Charleston: Former United Nations Ambassador Nikki Haley plans to launch her presidential campaign in less than two weeks with an event in Charleston, S.C. Sen. Tim Scott will kick off a “listening tour” a day later … Continue reading
Drowning Man Swims To Sinking Ship
I cannot stop laughing at the absurdity of this: Tim Chapman —who is/was the executive director of issues for Former UN Ambassador/South Carolina (the writhing hotbed of unbridled lust) Governor Nikki Haley— has switched teams to walking termite buffet Mike … Continue reading
2024 Goat Rodeo Entry Rumor Was a Prank
The groundswell to elect ambulatory Termite Buffet Mike Pence —a man so wooden termites salivate when he enters a room— turns out to be a prank: WASHINGTON – Former Vice President Mike Pence did not file to run for president … Continue reading
One Lump of Stupid or Two?
I’ll have whatever she’s having: “Everywhere you go, people love you. Even Democrats love you” pic.twitter.com/Qk2HUSTIOv — Acyn (@Acyn) November 30, 2022
DOJ Wants To Talk To Mike Pence
Happy Hour News The DOJ wants to talk to Mike Pence —a man so wooden that termites salivate when he enters a room— about January 6. Bear in mind Pence said he will NOT testify under oath before the Jan. … Continue reading
Shorter Mike Pence
“Buy the book, Jan 6 Committee!” Longer: BREAKING: Former Vice President Mike Pence tells CBS News that he's "closing the door" on testifying before the Jan. 6 committee. “Congress has no right to my testimony,” he tells @margbrennan. pic.twitter.com/E5IVtwrscY — … Continue reading
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