Category Archives: Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet

Mike Pence Celebrates Life, 300K Dead Americans

“On Wednesday, December 16th Vice President Mike Pence will host a Life Is Winning Event. The Vice President will deliver remarks highlighting the Trump Administration’s remarkable pro-life accomplishments championed by the most Pro-Life President ever, President Donald Trump.” the White … Continue reading

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A Sucker Bet

New York Attorney General Letitia James: “The vast majority of legal scholars have indicated that [Prznint Stupid] cannot pardon himself. What he could do is step down and allow Vice President Pence, to pardon him. I suspect that he will … Continue reading

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The F!ghting Sp!rit of Mike Pence!

Mike Pence vows to fight the Libtards on ice when hell freezes over: Told @VP Team Today, “it ain’t over til it’s over.. and this AIN’T over!” President @realDonaldTrump has never stopped fighting for us and we’re gonna Keep Fighting … Continue reading

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Giggling Gidley Giggles

Prznint Stupid’s 2020 Goat Rodeo Campaign spokes goblin, Hogan Gidley (stolen from the Huckabees via some ungodly evil majicks, no doubt) wants us all to stop worrying about catching the Trump-Virus because, well, listen for yourselves: Q: Hospitals in Wisconsin … Continue reading

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Our Living Language

I had no idea that was the plural for a group of Pence aides. pic.twitter.com/rUWGkf6KPY — Gremliny Nussboo (@emilynussbaum) October 26, 2020 I like that, an Infection of Pence Aids, but maybe we can just make it, an Infection of … Continue reading

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Grim and Barrett*

The Senate Dims have asked noted Trump-virus vector and walking termite buffett Mike Pence to keep away from the building during the sham confirmation vote thingie today: We are writing today about your reported intention to attend the final Senate … Continue reading

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Boo! (Happy Halloween!)

https://t.co/JWdypOMqFd pic.twitter.com/S16qdrfNTU — Sam Baker (@sam_baker) October 23, 2020

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A Pence for Your Thoughts

Just a couple of Pence-related tweets brought to us by attentive Scissorheads. Scissorhead Purplehead alerts us: OwlKitty 2020 🇺🇸! #fly #debate pic.twitter.com/4SR3g5Ewxb — OwlKitty (@Owl__Kitty) October 10, 2020 Scissorhead MDavis warns us: Whenever Pence talks he sounds like a serial … Continue reading

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Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted

VP Mike Pence, wife Karen request mail-in absentee ballots INDIANAPOLIS (WISH) – Vice President Mike Pence and second lady Karen Pence have requested mail-in absentee ballots from the Marion County Clerk’s Office. After months of promoting in-person voting and how … Continue reading

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About Last Night…

Pretty Fly for a [very] white guy The debate started on time, and it rapidly went downhill from there as once again the Republicans decided that the rules were more like suggestions. Every question that was asked, walking termite buffet … Continue reading

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