Category Archives: Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet

2024 Goat Rodeo Shocker!

Hair Füror says that former VP Mike Pence —a man who makes termites mouths water— will not be his running mate in 2024. You know, if he should happen to run: Former President Donald Trump is effectively ruling out tapping … Continue reading

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Comrade Queeg Will Find The Strawberries!

We said Pooty-poot was gonna go full-tilt paranoid and pull a Trump, and lo! He’s firing people left and right, looking for the leaker: Russian President Vladimir Putin is said to be conducting purges of military generals and intelligence personnel, … Continue reading

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2024 Goat Rodeo Update

Mike Pence, known to be mouth-watering to termites, tells Fox News Business Reporter Maria Bartiromo that nothing is off the table (which is also made of wood, in case in termites are watching): “All of my focus right now is … Continue reading

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Mike Pence Presents New Vistas In Both Sides

Former Vice President and current walking termite buffet Mike Pence (a dark goat in the 2024 Goat Rodeo) takes to the pages of the WaPo to present an incredible both-sides non-sequitur: Jan. 6 was a power grab. So is busting … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Hair Füror

Hair Füror has not learned to shut up: “I was disappointed in one thing, but it was a big thing. Mike should have sent those crooked votes back to the legislatures and you would have had a different result in … Continue reading

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I’m beginning to understand…

…what the Stupid Coup saw in theocrat Mike Pence: Pence calls for Roe v. Wade to be sent to ‘ash heap of history’ ahead of abortion ruling “Today, as the Supreme Court prepares to hear oral arguments in those hallowed … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

This guy doesn’t spin so good: .@SenJohnBarasso refuses to give direct answer when pressed by @GStephanopoulos on former Pres. Trump appearing to defend Jan. 6 rioters who chanted “hang Mike Pence” in interview with @JonKarl, says: “The Republican Party is … Continue reading

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Hair Füror’s Mob Was Gone A-Huntin’

Gotta admit, this new detail is shocking. Pence was definitely going to be the target, they had him cornered. Read the entire thread. BREAKING: EXCLUSIVE: THREAD: Pence, his aides, and staff were locked out of their offices in the capitol … Continue reading

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Strategy Revealed: Blame Pence for Nearly Being Hanged

Well this takes some balls (emphasis mine): “As Vice President Mike Pence hid from a marauding mob during the Jan. 6 invasion of the Capitol, an attorney for President Donald Trump emailed a top Pence aide to say that Pence … Continue reading

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Some Midmorning Stupid, Mike Pence?

Old version: “Other than that, Mrs. Kennedy, what do you think about Dallas?” New version: “[The MSM] want to use that one day [January 6, 2021] to try and demean the character and intentions of 74 million Americans who believed … Continue reading

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