Category Archives: Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet

“I Knew I Should’ve Taken That Left Turn At Albuquerque!”

That is the face of a man who is contemplating where he went wrong. What a moroon.

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

As God is my waitress, I thought this was a joke: Pence praises the companies for giving up "a little bit of their parking lot" to allow for drive-through coronavirus testing. — Daniel Dale (@ddale8) March 13, 2020 …and then … Continue reading

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Coronavirus Flu Over The Cuckoo’s Nest (Part Infinity)

Fabio Wajngarten, press secretary to Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro, had posed for a photo next to both Prznint Stupid and our End Times enthusiast VP Mike Pence. Fabio Wajngarten, who was at Mar-a-Lago last weekend, has tested positive for the … Continue reading

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Coronavirus Flu Over The Cuckoo’s Nest, Part Infinity

I saw this the other day and bookmarked it: BREAKING: The CDC has stopped disclosing the number of Americans tested for coronavirus. On the left is how the website looked last night. On the right is what it looks like … Continue reading

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Nikki Haley Makes Her Move!

She’s the worst: “You don’t see anyone standing up for Iran. You’re not hearing any of the Gulf members. You’re not hearing China. You’re not hearing Russia,” Haley said. “The only ones that are mourning the loss of Soleimani are … Continue reading

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2024 Goat Rodeo Preview

Axios warns us, er, tells us that Possum Hollar is all moist in their nethers about starting a royal family and would support the candidacy of Junior Mints  –the Dauphin of Dumb– and Princess Purses to be heir apparent to … Continue reading

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Mike Pence Karaoke: Call Me

Squid Goes Pro-gate Hey guys, remember that time The Donald threw Mike Pence (the walking termite buffet) under the bus, saying that everyone should ask for Pence’s transcript of his phone call with Ukraine President Zelinski? NBC: Internal White House … Continue reading

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This is insane, part infinity

So Mike Pence went to negotiate with Turkey, and what happened? (1) turkey wants to push the kurds out of that part of syria. (2) trump gives ‘em the OK to invade. (3) pence brokers a “deal” in which the … Continue reading

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Never Leave Your Phone Unlocked, Mike Pence!

That’s Absolutely Right Mr. President. More Fake News! The Dishonest Media never contacted our office before running with this story and if they had, we would have told them I FULLY support your decision. https://t.co/zjzro1fzSg — Vice President Mike Pence … Continue reading

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UPDATED: More Cosplay From The Pences

Walking termite buffett Mike Pence spent the weekend acting on Prznint Stupid’s behalf in Poland (while the prznint played golf), and then acted like the Prznint in Ireland: yes, he stayed at one of Comrade Stupid’s golf courses because: no … Continue reading

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