Category Archives: Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet

SNL Writers Room Weeps With Joy

"I don't know that I've ever been more proud to be standing next to your desk than I am today," Vice President Mike Pence said to Donald Trump before the president formally vetoed the bipartisan resolution blocking his national emergency … Continue reading

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Awkward!

Scissorhead Moeman sends us this riveting clip of walking termite buffet Mike Pence delivering a speech, gets to an applause line and: crickets Speaking to a security conference in Munich, Pence tells his audience he brings greetings from President Trump… … Continue reading

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Follow The Money, Part Infinity

Federal prosecutors in New York (and NOT Mr. Mueller!) delivered a sweeping request for documents related to donations and spending by Prznint Stupid’s inaugural committee, a sign of a deepening criminal investigation. “Trump’s inaugural committee raised a record $107 million … Continue reading

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“I have 3 men here to protect me from that Jezebel, Mother!”

“May I take off the cilice now?”

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Walking termite buffett Mike Pence is gonna be on the TeeVee tonight… Tucker Carlson is interviewing Mike Pence tonight. pic.twitter.com/AGmm2npOv6 — Max Tani (@maxwelltani) January 3, 2019 Yup, he’s joining TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, … Continue reading

Posted in Forced Birth, Fox News, Mansplaining, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, sexism, Tucker Carlson, War on Women | 10 Comments

‘Twas The Night Before X-Mas, And All Through The Pence’s…

“…Mother led a tour—without Mike—because there might be persons with menses.” I have no idea why AP thought this should be a story, but that’s just more of our failed media. “Every room on the main floor of the Naval … Continue reading

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UPDATED: About Yesterday…

Prznint Stupid, Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi held a 15-minute boxing match in the Oval Office, as Walking Termite Buffett Mike Pence watched in silence and became a meme as Mother Pence would not approve of him talking to a woman. Also, the … Continue reading

Posted in Chuck Schumer, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Mansplaining, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Nancy Pelosi, snark | 11 Comments

Job Openings At The White House

Applications are still accepted. https://t.co/9kVUvF0032 An early look at Tuesday's front page… pic.twitter.com/3LL51jgJEw — New York Daily News (@NYDailyNews) December 11, 2018 One of the things that I think everyone is missing is that neither Comrade Prznint nor walking termite … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet | 8 Comments

Pence Chooses Poorly, Again

So the walking termite buffet, theocrat VP Mike Pence attended a political rally and asked a rabbi to offer blessings and to speak about the Pittsburgh synagogue shooting. So what could go wrong? CNN tells us… Jewish leaders from both … Continue reading

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UPDATED From the Horse’s Mouth and other places

As we’ve pointed out several time now, the Republicans got nuttin’ to campaign on, so they are ratcheting up fear, or when your only tool is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. And today, sharp-as-a-hammer and dumb as a … Continue reading

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