Category Archives: Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet

Pence Thinks Jeebus Talks Directly To Him

One of the refrains I hear from reasonable people is that termite buffet Mike Pence would be preferable to Comrade Stupid. I usually have to throw some cold water on their impeachment fantasies, but instead today we let the deplorable … Continue reading

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Mike Pence, Gangnam Style

Walking termite buffet Mike Pence is in South Korea for the Olympics and his unique brand of diplomacy continues apace: “U.S. Vice President Mike Pence made only a brief appearance at a reception marking the start of the Winter Olympics … Continue reading

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Mike Pence’s Roadshow

I’m not opposed to walking termite buffett Mike Pence going on the road, it’s the return trip that bums me out. Let’s start with the Winter Olympics in South Korea where Pence is leading the American athletes. No worries, Mother … Continue reading

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We Don’t Serve Your Kind, Part Infinity

Tiger Beat on the Potomac tells us: The Trump administration on Thursday will announce an overhaul of the HHS civil rights office as part of a broader plan to protect health workers who don’t want to perform abortions, treat transgender … Continue reading

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‘What’s for Dinner’

“Oh, just your civil rights, and perhaps your eternal soul.” Mike Pence, the walking termite buffet hosting a dinner for Theocrats. The attendees are part of that ridiculous POTUS shield group, you know, the self-proclaimed prophets that have put a … Continue reading

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Mother Pence Is Worried (Only Guessing?)

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Well-Played Aspen, Well-Played

It seems noted homophobe and termite buffet vice-preznint Mike Pence decided to go someplace warmer than his soul for the holidays and arrived in Aspen only to discover at his rental… #Aspen neighbors to VP @mike_pence — Make America Gay … Continue reading

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Let the Rapture-a-thon Begin!

Trump’s Jerusalem decision seen as a nod to evangelicals By Noah Bierman WASHINGTON — President Trump summed up a central reason for declaring Jerusalem the capital of Israel — one of the most consequential and globally risky decisions of his … Continue reading

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Imitation Is Sincerest Form of Flattery, Mike Pence

Hey guys, remember the other day when Hair Führer “joked” that Mike Pence wanted to hang the gays? This just happened: Context is everything. You see, it is not an informational poster about suicide stats. All the news orgs are … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) The Days and Nights of Mike Pence

The New Yorker has taken the most un-NYer person alive, Mike Pence (A man so wooden that termites salivate when he enters a room), and profiles him. We presume they do this as some sort of lesson of what we … Continue reading

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