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Category Archives: Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet
Mike Pence Announces 2024 Goat Rodeo Policy Position
Mike Pence, a man so wooden that termites salivate when he enters a room, has decided that he’s not unpopular enough and so his candidacy is exploring new boundaries to ensure that he never is elected, even to the office … Continue reading
Mike Pence Has Thoughts. (No, Really. )
Mike Pence, a man so wooden that termites salivate when he enters a room, has thoughts: “President Trump was wrong,” Pence said in a speech at the annual Gridiron dinner, a gathering of senior Washington journalists and dignitaries. “I had no right … Continue reading
Taliban to GOP: Imitation Sincerest Form of Flattery
You cannot make this up: even as Mike Pence and Y’all Qaeda are clamoring to create a national abortion ban and going after contraception as the next phase of their War on Women, the actual Taliban have copied their ideas: … Continue reading
News That Will Drive You To Drink
Happy Hour News In case anyone was wondering which 2024 Goat Rodeo Contender would be the first to commit ritual suicide on Fox News, we got the answer: "I think we can replace the New Deal with a better deal" … Continue reading
Mike Pence Is At Your Cervix, Ladies!
Mike Pence, a man with so much RAW animal attraction and so much unbridled lust that his wife will not allow him to be alone with any women, says we need to ban abortion pills nationwide: Man: Are you thinking … Continue reading
News That Will Drive You To Drink
Happy Hour News Jack Smith, special counsel overseeing probes into disgraced, 2X impeached LOSER ex-Preznint Stupid, has been very busy today. Per CNN Former national security adviser Robert O’Brien has been subpoenaed by special counsel Jack Smith in both his … Continue reading
Thank You Jeebus For This Gift
2024 Goat Rodeo Guys, most of the 2024 Goat Rodeo Republicans are supporters of the 30% National Sales Tax according to Semaphore: Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, a founding member of the House Freedom Caucus, repeatedly sponsored a Fair Tax bill while … Continue reading
News That Will Drive You To Drink
Happy Hour News Sorry, Charleston: Former United Nations Ambassador Nikki Haley plans to launch her presidential campaign in less than two weeks with an event in Charleston, S.C. Sen. Tim Scott will kick off a “listening tour” a day later … Continue reading
Drowning Man Swims To Sinking Ship
I cannot stop laughing at the absurdity of this: Tim Chapman —who is/was the executive director of issues for Former UN Ambassador/South Carolina (the writhing hotbed of unbridled lust) Governor Nikki Haley— has switched teams to walking termite buffet Mike … Continue reading