Category Archives: Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet

Pence’s Personal Responsibility is Public Responsibility Now

Mike Pence may be gone from Indiana, but the stench lingers on. Continue reading

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Pence Is Glad To Be (Campaigning) in Kansas City!

Today we lead with the walking termite buffet Mike Pence, who went on the road to Possum Hollar and… “Mike, where are the children? Shame on you!” a man yelled at the beginning of Vice Pres. Mike Pence’s remarks today. … Continue reading

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500 Quatloos Pence Will Go To Quebec

The WaPo tells us, Comrade Stupid complained, bigly, to his staff about having to spend two whole days in Canada. He thinks (hahaha! stop it! yer killing me!) that “the trip is a distraction from his upcoming Singapore summit with … Continue reading

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The 25th Amendment, People!

From Tiger Beat’s morning email thingie – it’s too good not to share: TRUMP, UNPLUGGED … WAPO’S JOSH DAWSEY: “In private FEMA remarks, Trump’s focus strays from hurricanes”: “The meeting was supposed to be about hurricane preparedness, as disaster officials … Continue reading

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Nobel Prize Slips, Slides Away From Prznint Stupid

Walking termite buffet Mike Pence is proving to us that he’s as dumb as he looks, or maybe he’s even dumber (emphasis mine): “North Korea said on Thursday that it would have second thoughts about a summit meeting between its … Continue reading

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Press Sees Stealth Goat in 2020 Goat Rodeo!

Walking termite buffet Mike Pence is getting some speculation as some sort of Stealth Goat in the 2020 Goat Rodeo. The thinking is that Pence knows that if the Democrats take over Congress, Prznint Stupid is gonna be impeached, especially … Continue reading

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A Quatloo for Pence’s Thoughts

This is a pretty straight-forward video from the Human Rights Campaign that just cites walking termite buffet Mike Pence’s own words from his own mouth: I’m sure we’ll be told a lot about it being taken out of context, but … Continue reading

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You’re Fired’ed Before You Begin!

Anyone who thinks that Comrade Prznint Stupid is growing into the job really needs to think again. Let the tale of Jon Lerner be both cautionary and educational. We present a comedy in three acts: WaPo reported Thursday: “After months … Continue reading

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Mike Pence Used His Charms on Tariff Talk

Tiger Beat: “In public, Vice President Mike Pence is loudly praising his boss’ proposed tariffs on steel and aluminum — while gently urging him to scale back the policy behind the scenes. … Pence, according to more than a half-dozen … Continue reading

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Pence Thinks Jeebus Talks Directly To Him

One of the refrains I hear from reasonable people is that termite buffet Mike Pence would be preferable to Comrade Stupid. I usually have to throw some cold water on their impeachment fantasies, but instead today we let the deplorable … Continue reading

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