Category Archives: Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet

Nikki Haley Makes Her Move!

She’s the worst: “You don’t see anyone standing up for Iran. You’re not hearing any of the Gulf members. You’re not hearing China. You’re not hearing Russia,” Haley said. “The only ones that are mourning the loss of Soleimani are … Continue reading

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2024 Goat Rodeo Preview

Axios warns us, er, tells us that Possum Hollar is all moist in their nethers about starting a royal family and would support the candidacy of Junior Mints  –the Dauphin of Dumb– and Princess Purses to be heir apparent to … Continue reading

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Mike Pence Karaoke: Call Me

Squid Goes Pro-gate Hey guys, remember that time The Donald threw Mike Pence (the walking termite buffet) under the bus, saying that everyone should ask for Pence’s transcript of his phone call with Ukraine President Zelinski? NBC: Internal White House … Continue reading

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This is insane, part infinity

So Mike Pence went to negotiate with Turkey, and what happened? (1) turkey wants to push the kurds out of that part of syria. (2) trump gives ‘em the OK to invade. (3) pence brokers a “deal” in which the … Continue reading

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Never Leave Your Phone Unlocked, Mike Pence!

That’s Absolutely Right Mr. President. More Fake News! The Dishonest Media never contacted our office before running with this story and if they had, we would have told them I FULLY support your decision. https://t.co/zjzro1fzSg — Vice President Mike Pence … Continue reading

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UPDATED: More Cosplay From The Pences

Walking termite buffett Mike Pence spent the weekend acting on Prznint Stupid’s behalf in Poland (while the prznint played golf), and then acted like the Prznint in Ireland: yes, he stayed at one of Comrade Stupid’s golf courses because: no … Continue reading

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Pop Quiz: The Pence (magical?) Mystery Tour!

“Is it irresponsible to speculate? It would be irresponsible not to.” – Bacardi Lifetime Achievement Winner, Peggy Noonan, Wall St. Journal, April 2000. Here’s the background info you need for this Bluebook Pop Quiz! Walking termite buffet Mike Pence was … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink: Mike Pence Celebrates Pride Month!

Happy Hour News Briefs This will probably come as a complete shock to you, Gentle Readers: walking termite buffet Mike Pence celebrates Pride for the Administration by denying Pride Symbols: Vice President Mike Pence on Monday confirmed that the Trump … Continue reading

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Comrade Trump Begins Pride Month!

Happy Pride Month: “The Trump administration is rejecting requests from U.S. embassies to fly the rainbow pride flag on embassy flagpoles during June, LGBTQ Pride Month, three American diplomats told NBC News. “The U.S. embassies in Israel, Germany, Brazil and … Continue reading

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‘Clap Like We’re At A Strip Club’

Military.com: “The top enlisted leader on a Navy aircraft carrier is under fire for telling his troops to “clap like we’re at a strip club” ahead of the vice president’s stop aboard the ship Tuesday.” …a boat-load of sailors applauding … Continue reading

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