Category Archives: Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Mike Pence?

Posted on March 25, 2023 by tengrain

Mike Pence, a man so wooden that termites salivate when he enters a room, has reached what I can only describe as the part of 2-Drink Minimum set where he says, “Other than that Mrs. Kennedy, how did you enjoy … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Maria Bartiromo, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Talentless Hacks | 8 Comments

Mike Pence Announces 2024 Goat Rodeo Policy Position

Posted on March 22, 2023 by tengrain

Mike Pence, a man so wooden that termites salivate when he enters a room, has decided that he’s not unpopular enough and so his candidacy is exploring new boundaries to ensure that he never is elected, even to the office … Continue reading →

Posted in Bastards, blood sucking leeches, Medicare, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Rat Bastards, Social Security | 6 Comments

Mike Pence Has Thoughts. (No, Really. )

Posted on March 12, 2023 by tengrain

Mike Pence, a man so wooden that termites salivate when he enters a room, has thoughts: “President Trump was wrong,” Pence said in a speech at the annual Gridiron dinner, a gathering of senior Washington journalists and dignitaries. “I had no right … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Legitimate Political Discourse, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, The Big Lie, The Stupid Coup | 2 Comments

Taliban to GOP: Imitation Sincerest Form of Flattery

Posted on February 17, 2023 by tengrain

You cannot make this up: even as Mike Pence and Y’all Qaeda are clamoring to create a national abortion ban and going after contraception as the next phase of their War on Women, the actual Taliban have copied their ideas: … Continue reading →

Posted in Christian Nationalism, Forced Birth, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, sexism, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 1 Comment

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 16, 2023 by tengrain

Happy Hour News In case anyone was wondering which 2024 Goat Rodeo Contender would be the first to commit ritual suicide on Fox News, we got the answer: "I think we can replace the New Deal with a better deal" … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Medicare, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Social Security | 3 Comments

Mike Pence Is At Your Cervix, Ladies!

Posted on February 16, 2023 by tengrain

Mike Pence, a man with so much RAW animal attraction and so much unbridled lust that his wife will not allow him to be alone with any women, says we need to ban abortion pills nationwide: Man: Are you thinking … Continue reading →

Posted in Forced Birth, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, sexism, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 9, 2023 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Jack Smith, special counsel overseeing probes into disgraced, 2X impeached LOSER ex-Preznint Stupid, has been very busy today. Per CNN Former national security adviser Robert O’Brien has been subpoenaed by special counsel Jack Smith in both his … Continue reading →

Posted in espionage, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, The Big Lie, The Stupid Coup | 1 Comment

Thank You Jeebus For This Gift

Posted on February 8, 2023 by tengrain

2024 Goat Rodeo Guys, most of the 2024 Goat Rodeo Republicans are supporters of the 30% National Sales Tax according to Semaphore: Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, a founding member of the House Freedom Caucus, repeatedly sponsored a Fair Tax bill while … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Mike Pompeo, Nikki Haley, Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis | 2 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 6, 2023 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Sorry, Charleston: Former United Nations Ambassador Nikki Haley plans to launch her presidential campaign in less than two weeks with an event in Charleston, S.C. Sen. Tim Scott will kick off a “listening tour” a day later … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Nikki Haley, Tim Scott | 11 Comments

Drowning Man Swims To Sinking Ship

Posted on January 21, 2023 by tengrain

I cannot stop laughing at the absurdity of this: Tim Chapman —who is/was the executive director of issues for Former UN Ambassador/South Carolina (the writhing hotbed of unbridled lust) Governor Nikki Haley—  has switched teams to walking termite buffet Mike … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Nikki Haley | 6 Comments