Category Archives: Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

I’ll have whatever she’s having: “Everywhere you go, people love you. Even Democrats love you” pic.twitter.com/Qk2HUSTIOv — Acyn (@Acyn) November 30, 2022

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DOJ Wants To Talk To Mike Pence

Happy Hour News The DOJ wants to talk to Mike Pence —a man so wooden that termites salivate when he enters a room— about January 6. Bear in mind Pence said he will NOT testify under oath before the Jan. … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Insurrection, Legitimate Political Discourse, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, The Stupid Coup | 9 Comments

Shorter Mike Pence

“Buy the book, Jan 6 Committee!” Longer: BREAKING: Former Vice President Mike Pence tells CBS News that he's "closing the door" on testifying before the Jan. 6 committee. “Congress has no right to my testimony,” he tells @margbrennan. pic.twitter.com/E5IVtwrscY — … Continue reading

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The Quotable Mike Pence

A man so wooden that he makes termites salivate, Mike Pence took time off from singing Judy Garland’s Greatest Hits at the piano bar at the SF Eagle to make a pronouncement about Senatorette Lindsey Graham’s proposed 15-Week National Abortion Ban: … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Choice, Forced Birth, Mansplaining, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Senatorette Lindsey Graham, sexism, War on Women | 3 Comments

Meanwhile, In Iowa

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, The Stupid Coup | 5 Comments

Once A Bootlicker…

…always a bootlicker: Larry Kudlow asks Mike Pence if he's ever seen a president say as many falsehoods as Biden. Pence says "never in my lifetime." Not a single shred of self-awareness between these two guys. pic.twitter.com/lqf9SLlCSa — Aaron Rupar … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet | 8 Comments

Republicans Are The Problem

Alert readers and good Scissorheads may recall that when the January 6 Committee was being formed, House Speaker Nancy ’Smash’ Pelosi refused to accept Gym Jordan as a participant, and it seems she was prescient: WASHINGTON (AP) — Rioters who … Continue reading

Posted in Gym Jordan, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Insurrection, K-Mac Kevin McCarthy, Legitimate Political Discourse, Matt Gaetz, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene, Screwie Louie Gohmert, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 6 Comments

Jan. 6 Committee Will Not Subpoena Pence

“We have enough lumber in the room, “ Committee Chair Bernie Thompson did not say, before dozing off and sawing some Zzzzzzz… (CNN)January 6 select committee Chairman Bennie Thompson told reporters Monday that he believes it will not be necessary … Continue reading

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2024 Goat Rodeo Shocker!

Hair Füror says that former VP Mike Pence —a man who makes termites mouths water— will not be his running mate in 2024. You know, if he should happen to run: Former President Donald Trump is effectively ruling out tapping … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, 4th Reich, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet | 4 Comments

Comrade Queeg Will Find The Strawberries!

We said Pooty-poot was gonna go full-tilt paranoid and pull a Trump, and lo! He’s firing people left and right, looking for the leaker: Russian President Vladimir Putin is said to be conducting purges of military generals and intelligence personnel, … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Hillbilly Effigy J.D. Vance, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Pooty-Poot Putin, Ron DeSantis, Tom Cotton, Ukraine War, Useful Idiot | 4 Comments