Category Archives: Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet

Once A Bootlicker…

…always a bootlicker: Larry Kudlow asks Mike Pence if he's ever seen a president say as many falsehoods as Biden. Pence says "never in my lifetime." Not a single shred of self-awareness between these two guys. pic.twitter.com/lqf9SLlCSa — Aaron Rupar … Continue reading

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Republicans Are The Problem

Alert readers and good Scissorheads may recall that when the January 6 Committee was being formed, House Speaker Nancy ’Smash’ Pelosi refused to accept Gym Jordan as a participant, and it seems she was prescient: WASHINGTON (AP) — Rioters who … Continue reading

Posted in Gym Jordan, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Insurrection, K-Mac Kevin McCarthy, Legitimate Political Discourse, Matt Gaetz, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene, Screwie Louie Gohmert, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 6 Comments

Jan. 6 Committee Will Not Subpoena Pence

“We have enough lumber in the room, “ Committee Chair Bernie Thompson did not say, before dozing off and sawing some Zzzzzzz… (CNN)January 6 select committee Chairman Bennie Thompson told reporters Monday that he believes it will not be necessary … Continue reading

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2024 Goat Rodeo Shocker!

Hair Füror says that former VP Mike Pence —a man who makes termites mouths water— will not be his running mate in 2024. You know, if he should happen to run: Former President Donald Trump is effectively ruling out tapping … Continue reading

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Comrade Queeg Will Find The Strawberries!

We said Pooty-poot was gonna go full-tilt paranoid and pull a Trump, and lo! He’s firing people left and right, looking for the leaker: Russian President Vladimir Putin is said to be conducting purges of military generals and intelligence personnel, … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Hillbilly Effigy J.D. Vance, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Pooty-Poot Putin, Ron DeSantis, Tom Cotton, Ukraine War, Useful Idiot | 4 Comments

2024 Goat Rodeo Update

Mike Pence, known to be mouth-watering to termites, tells Fox News Business Reporter Maria Bartiromo that nothing is off the table (which is also made of wood, in case in termites are watching): “All of my focus right now is … Continue reading

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Mike Pence Presents New Vistas In Both Sides

Former Vice President and current walking termite buffet Mike Pence (a dark goat in the 2024 Goat Rodeo) takes to the pages of the WaPo to present an incredible both-sides non-sequitur: Jan. 6 was a power grab. So is busting … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Hair Füror

Hair Füror has not learned to shut up: “I was disappointed in one thing, but it was a big thing. Mike should have sent those crooked votes back to the legislatures and you would have had a different result in … Continue reading

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I’m beginning to understand…

…what the Stupid Coup saw in theocrat Mike Pence: Pence calls for Roe v. Wade to be sent to ‘ash heap of history’ ahead of abortion ruling “Today, as the Supreme Court prepares to hear oral arguments in those hallowed … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

This guy doesn’t spin so good: .@SenJohnBarasso refuses to give direct answer when pressed by @GStephanopoulos on former Pres. Trump appearing to defend Jan. 6 rioters who chanted “hang Mike Pence” in interview with @JonKarl, says: “The Republican Party is … Continue reading

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