Category Archives: Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet

News That Will Drive You To Drink: Mike Pence Celebrates Pride Month!

Posted on June 12, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs This will probably come as a complete shock to you, Gentle Readers: walking termite buffet Mike Pence celebrates Pride for the Administration by denying Pride Symbols: Vice President Mike Pence on Monday confirmed that the Trump … Continue reading →

Posted in Gay Pride, Homophobia, Lindsey Graham's Closet, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet | 2 Comments

Comrade Trump Begins Pride Month!

Posted on June 8, 2019 by

Happy Pride Month: “The Trump administration is rejecting requests from U.S. embassies to fly the rainbow pride flag on embassy flagpoles during June, LGBTQ Pride Month, three American diplomats told NBC News. “The U.S. embassies in Israel, Germany, Brazil and … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Gay Pride, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, The Closet of Lindsey Graham | 7 Comments

‘Clap Like We’re At A Strip Club’

Posted on May 5, 2019 by

Military.com: “The top enlisted leader on a Navy aircraft carrier is under fire for telling his troops to “clap like we’re at a strip club” ahead of the vice president’s stop aboard the ship Tuesday.” …a boat-load of sailors applauding … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet | 3 Comments

Mother Pence To Rethink No Women Policy?

Posted on March 31, 2019 by

I will officially kick off my 2020 re-election campaign today with special guest @VP Mike Pence at events in Myrtle Beach and Greenville! Follow, share, and tag your best photos #TeamGraham! — Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) March 30, 2019 Something tells … Continue reading →

Posted in Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham

SNL Writers Room Weeps With Joy

Posted on March 16, 2019 by

"I don't know that I've ever been more proud to be standing next to your desk than I am today," Vice President Mike Pence said to Donald Trump before the president formally vetoed the bipartisan resolution blocking his national emergency … Continue reading →

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Awkward!

Posted on February 16, 2019 by

Scissorhead Moeman sends us this riveting clip of walking termite buffet Mike Pence delivering a speech, gets to an applause line and: crickets Speaking to a security conference in Munich, Pence tells his audience he brings greetings from President Trump… … Continue reading →

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Follow The Money, Part Infinity

Posted on February 5, 2019 by

Federal prosecutors in New York (and NOT Mr. Mueller!) delivered a sweeping request for documents related to donations and spending by Prznint Stupid’s inaugural committee, a sign of a deepening criminal investigation. “Trump’s inaugural committee raised a record $107 million … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet | 3 Comments

“I have 3 men here to protect me from that Jezebel, Mother!”

Posted on January 10, 2019 by

“May I take off the cilice now?”

Posted in Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 3, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Walking termite buffett Mike Pence is gonna be on the TeeVee tonight… Tucker Carlson is interviewing Mike Pence tonight. pic.twitter.com/AGmm2npOv6 — Max Tani (@maxwelltani) January 3, 2019 Yup, he’s joining TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, … Continue reading →

Posted in Forced Birth, Fox News, Mansplaining, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, sexism, Tucker Carlson, War on Women | 10 Comments

‘Twas The Night Before X-Mas, And All Through The Pence’s…

Posted on December 19, 2018 by

“…Mother led a tour—without Mike—because there might be persons with menses.” I have no idea why AP thought this should be a story, but that’s just more of our failed media. “Every room on the main floor of the Naval … Continue reading →

Posted in Christmas, Happy Holidays, holidays, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, snark, War on Christmas | 13 Comments