Category Archives: Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet

Never Leave Your Phone Unlocked, Mike Pence!

That’s Absolutely Right Mr. President. More Fake News! The Dishonest Media never contacted our office before running with this story and if they had, we would have told them I FULLY support your decision. https://t.co/zjzro1fzSg — Vice President Mike Pence … Continue reading

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UPDATED: More Cosplay From The Pences

Walking termite buffett Mike Pence spent the weekend acting on Prznint Stupid’s behalf in Poland (while the prznint played golf), and then acted like the Prznint in Ireland: yes, he stayed at one of Comrade Stupid’s golf courses because: no … Continue reading

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Pop Quiz: The Pence (magical?) Mystery Tour!

“Is it irresponsible to speculate? It would be irresponsible not to.” – Bacardi Lifetime Achievement Winner, Peggy Noonan, Wall St. Journal, April 2000. Here’s the background info you need for this Bluebook Pop Quiz! Walking termite buffet Mike Pence was … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink: Mike Pence Celebrates Pride Month!

Happy Hour News Briefs This will probably come as a complete shock to you, Gentle Readers: walking termite buffet Mike Pence celebrates Pride for the Administration by denying Pride Symbols: Vice President Mike Pence on Monday confirmed that the Trump … Continue reading

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Comrade Trump Begins Pride Month!

Happy Pride Month: “The Trump administration is rejecting requests from U.S. embassies to fly the rainbow pride flag on embassy flagpoles during June, LGBTQ Pride Month, three American diplomats told NBC News. “The U.S. embassies in Israel, Germany, Brazil and … Continue reading

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‘Clap Like We’re At A Strip Club’

Military.com: “The top enlisted leader on a Navy aircraft carrier is under fire for telling his troops to “clap like we’re at a strip club” ahead of the vice president’s stop aboard the ship Tuesday.” …a boat-load of sailors applauding … Continue reading

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Mother Pence To Rethink No Women Policy?

I will officially kick off my 2020 re-election campaign today with special guest @VP Mike Pence at events in Myrtle Beach and Greenville! Follow, share, and tag your best photos #TeamGraham! — Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) March 30, 2019 Something tells … Continue reading

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SNL Writers Room Weeps With Joy

"I don't know that I've ever been more proud to be standing next to your desk than I am today," Vice President Mike Pence said to Donald Trump before the president formally vetoed the bipartisan resolution blocking his national emergency … Continue reading

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Awkward!

Scissorhead Moeman sends us this riveting clip of walking termite buffet Mike Pence delivering a speech, gets to an applause line and: crickets Speaking to a security conference in Munich, Pence tells his audience he brings greetings from President Trump… … Continue reading

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Follow The Money, Part Infinity

Federal prosecutors in New York (and NOT Mr. Mueller!) delivered a sweeping request for documents related to donations and spending by Prznint Stupid’s inaugural committee, a sign of a deepening criminal investigation. “Trump’s inaugural committee raised a record $107 million … Continue reading

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