Category Archives: Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

This guy doesn’t spin so good: .@SenJohnBarasso refuses to give direct answer when pressed by @GStephanopoulos on former Pres. Trump appearing to defend Jan. 6 rioters who chanted “hang Mike Pence” in interview with @JonKarl, says: “The Republican Party is … Continue reading

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Hair Füror’s Mob Was Gone A-Huntin’

Gotta admit, this new detail is shocking. Pence was definitely going to be the target, they had him cornered. Read the entire thread. BREAKING: EXCLUSIVE: THREAD: Pence, his aides, and staff were locked out of their offices in the capitol … Continue reading

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Strategy Revealed: Blame Pence for Nearly Being Hanged

Well this takes some balls (emphasis mine): “As Vice President Mike Pence hid from a marauding mob during the Jan. 6 invasion of the Capitol, an attorney for President Donald Trump emailed a top Pence aide to say that Pence … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Insurrection, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 6 Comments

Some Midmorning Stupid, Mike Pence?

Old version: “Other than that, Mrs. Kennedy, what do you think about Dallas?” New version: “[The MSM] want to use that one day [January 6, 2021] to try and demean the character and intentions of 74 million Americans who believed … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Fox News, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 9 Comments

2024 Goat Rodeo Update

Mike Pence, a man so wooden termites salivate when he enters a room, is heading to Iowa: Former Vice President Mike Pence is headed to Iowa next month as he ramps up his national travel schedule ahead of a potential … Continue reading

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A Pale Horse Enters The 2024 Goat Rodeo

Guys, a pale goat is on the horizon: (CNN)Mike Pence is adding staffers for his brand-new office in downtown Washington — inching closer to a possible White House run even as his standing worsens with former President Donald Trump and … Continue reading

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2024 Goat Rodeo Update

This headline, if read quickly as I did, got my hopes up: Pence flatlines as 2024 field takes shape Oh, well. DES MOINES, Iowa — Mike Pence was met by a respectful, even warm, crowd in his first trip back … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 6 Comments

Report: Invertebrate Finds Spine, Loses Spine

2024 Goat Rodeo Update When last we saw the Walking Termite Buffet, Mike Pence was delicately meeping that he and Hair Füror would never see eye-to-eye on the Stupid Coup of January 6, acting like one would if one’s partner … Continue reading

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Republicans Cancel Pence

2024 Goat Rodeo Mike Pence, the walking termite buffet, appeared before the Faith & Freedom Coalition (Ralph Reed’s —Jack Abramoff’s glabrous grifting pool boy— marks), and got promptly boo’ed and spontaneously interrupted by chants of TRAITOR from the Xristian Xrazies: … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday Mike Pence!

We don’t know Pence’s age, but I suppose we could count the rings. (We were gonna make a joke someone that wooden being near that much fire, but it seemed ageist.)

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