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Category Archives: Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet
Yup, He’s Running
As if more proof is needed that a block of wood can run: Just announced: "Former VP Mike Pence will publish his autobiography with Simon & Schuster." It's part of a two-book deal. "The first book is tentatively scheduled for … Continue reading
Anyone Ever See A Block of Wood Run?
Who knew that there were GQPers who didn’t want to hang Pence? What a world! (Axios, so all the enigmatic emboldening are theirs as is a bullet list of one item.) 2024 watch: Mike Pence’s next move Former Vice President … Continue reading
A 2024 Stealth Goat Emerges
The last time we heard from walking termite buffet former VP Mike Pence he was ululating at the moon, er, narrating the Junkie Limbaugh documentary. Imagine our shock to learn that Mr. Somnambulant has ambitions to sniff inherit the throne! … Continue reading
Some Fries With Your Stupid?
Where Are They Now, Part Infinity For all of you wondering what the Walking Termite Buffet is gonna do (Clue: no one wonders this at all) – Mike Pence is starting a podcast “Mike Pence is returning to his radio … Continue reading
Turn, Turn, Turn
The WaPo tells us VP and walking termite Buffet Mike Pence was closer to becoming saw dust than we thought: “The violent mob that stormed the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6 came perilously close to Vice President Pence, who was … Continue reading
UPDATED: Planning for “The Stupid Coup,” Part Deux
While Hair Füror and his nearly-executed walking termite buffet Mike Pence were making up in the Oval Office promising not to 25th Amendment him, the Capitol Police were briefing House Democrats on three (3!) possible attacks that Vulgarmort’s Orcs … Continue reading
News That Will Drive You To Drink
Happy Hour News Well, that didn’t take long: SCOOP from @tomlobianco: Pence opposes 25th Amendment efforts to remove Trump following Capitol riot, VP advisors tell Insider https://t.co/qlOzgzQgM4 — Grace Panetta (@grace_panetta) January 7, 2021 OK Chuck and Nancy, he double-god … Continue reading
From the Legal Brain of Screwie Louie
The Stupid Coup You might be interested to learn that our walking termite buffet VP Mike Pence declined to join Screwie Louie Gohmert’s doomed lawsuit [checks notes] that would require Pence to sue hisself. “Lawyers representing Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) … Continue reading
Louie Gohmert Has A Plan!
I cannot even… when your last-ditch effort depends upon the brain of Screwie Louie, well, you’re a drowning man swimming to a sinking ship. Gohmert suit may force Pence’s hand in effort to overturn Trump’s defeat “Gohmert and a handful … Continue reading
