Category Archives: Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet

Never Fear, Pence Is Here! (Fear.)

Ambulatory termite buffet VP Mike Pence wants us to turn that frown upside down. He’s definitely a morgue-is-half-full kinda guy! Pence told senators that only 12 states are having case increases [Ed. He’s lying. It’s 20. –TG], and pointed out that … Continue reading

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Mike Pence: The Hercules of Liars

Axios’ afternoon Trump-Virus email thingie tells us that walking termite buffet, Vice President Mike Pence wrote an op-ed for the Wall $treet Journal, in which he may have accidentally said sumpin’ true-ish: “There Isn’t a Coronavirus ‘Second Wave,’” Pence wrote, … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday Mike Pence!

Guys, if you were to saw in half our walking termite buffet and gawd-bothering fetus fondler and count the rings, he’d be 61 today!

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The Morning Quote

“For my part, I’d be happy to see Michael Flynn again,” Pence said, calling him “an American patriot” who has “served this country with great distinction.” If by great distinction you mean confessed, criminal stooge of hostile foreign powers, then … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Air Force Two delayed after Pence staffer tests positive for coronavirus  DES MOINES — A second member of Vice President Pence’s staff tested positive for the coronavirus Friday, a day after a valet to President Trump … Continue reading

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The Betting Windows Are Open!

Team Evil is planning on stopping the Corona Virus Task Force right about when things should be spiking: Memorial Day. They are hanging their “Mission Accomplished” banner on a hospital, you know, with the hospital ON FIRE. So now we … Continue reading

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False Xristian Breaks Commandments

Pence staff threatens action against reporter who tweeted about visit to clinic without surgical mask “Vice President Pence’s office has threatened to retaliate against a reporter who revealed that Pence’s office had told journalists they would need masks for Pence’s … Continue reading

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Trump-Virus Testing

From the MIT email thingie we learn that things might not be so bleak: The US already has the tech to test millions of people a day, say four experts Four prominent researchers believe the US can test millions of … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs VP Mike Pence, the walking termite buffet and noted asshole once again proves he is an asshole: PENCE flouts Mayo Clinic policy that everyone on campus wear a mask, even as he meets with staff and … Continue reading

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Mike Pence: Clean-up On Aisle 3

Walking termite buffett and professional ass-kisser Mike Pence was on a conference call that has been dubbed the most maddening call by the always chill Sen. Angus King. The topic of course was the Trump-Virus and what the hell is … Continue reading

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