Category Archives: Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet

Turn, Turn, Turn

The WaPo tells us VP and walking termite Buffet Mike Pence was closer to becoming saw dust than we thought: “The violent mob that stormed the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6 came perilously close to Vice President Pence, who was … Continue reading

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UPDATED: Planning for “The Stupid Coup,” Part Deux

  While Hair Füror and his nearly-executed  walking termite buffet Mike Pence were making up in the Oval Office promising not to 25th Amendment him, the Capitol Police were briefing House Democrats on three (3!) possible attacks that Vulgarmort’s Orcs … Continue reading

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Well, that didn’t take long: SCOOP from @tomlobianco: Pence opposes 25th Amendment efforts to remove Trump following Capitol riot, VP advisors tell Insider https://t.co/qlOzgzQgM4 — Grace Panetta (@grace_panetta) January 7, 2021 OK Chuck and Nancy, he double-god … Continue reading

Posted in 25th Amendment, 4th Reich, Chuck Schumer, ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Nancy Pelosi | 12 Comments

The Oaf of Office

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Elaine Chao, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet | 3 Comments

From the Legal Brain of Screwie Louie

The Stupid Coup You might be interested to learn that our walking termite buffet VP Mike Pence declined to join Screwie Louie Gohmert’s doomed lawsuit [checks notes] that would require Pence to sue hisself. “Lawyers representing Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Screwie Louie Gohmert | 2 Comments

Louie Gohmert Has A Plan!

I cannot even… when your last-ditch effort depends upon the brain of Screwie Louie, well, you’re a drowning man swimming to a sinking ship. Gohmert suit may force Pence’s hand in effort to overturn Trump’s defeat “Gohmert and a handful … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Screwie Louie Gohmert | 13 Comments

The Schaden Freudes Itself

Axios tells us… President Trump, in his final days, is turning bitterly on virtually every person around him, griping about anyone who refuses to indulge conspiracy theories or hopeless bids to overturn the election, several top officials tell Axios. The … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Fratsputin Jared Kushner, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet | 7 Comments

Pence To Go On An Anywhere But Here Tour

Ah, the joy of being the vice prznint: Pence prepares to confirm Trump’s loss — and then leave town “On Jan. 6, Vice President Mike Pence will oversee final confirmation of President-elect Joe Biden’s victory. Then he’ll likely skip town. … Continue reading

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Mike Pence To Get Vaccinated on TV

Axios: Scoop: Vice President Pence to receive televised vaccine shot Will it be fish tank cleaner or Clorox?

Posted in Drinking Bleach for Fun and Profit, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Pandemics, Vaccine | 10 Comments

Mike Pence Celebrates Life, 300K Dead Americans

“On Wednesday, December 16th Vice President Mike Pence will host a Life Is Winning Event. The Vice President will deliver remarks highlighting the Trump Administration’s remarkable pro-life accomplishments championed by the most Pro-Life President ever, President Donald Trump.” the White … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Pandemics, War on Women | 7 Comments