Category Archives: Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet

Walking Termite Buffet Is Served!

Posted on September 22, 2020 by

ABC News reports: “With the vice presidential debate fast approaching, pro-Democrat Super PAC American Bridge 21st Century has released its entire opposition research book on Vice President Mike Pence for free online.” This is a fun thing to read. Usually … Continue reading →

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Today in Conspiracy Theories

Posted on September 11, 2020 by

NBC News: WASHINGTON — Vice President Mike Pence and top officials from President Donald Trump’s campaign are slated to attend a Montana fundraiser next week hosted by a couple who have expressed support for the QAnon conspiracy theory, according to … Continue reading →

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Buy This Man More Hamberders! Stat! Super-size It!

Posted on September 1, 2020 by

Axios morning email thingie tells us we coulda had Prznint Termite last November: The newsy book by N.Y. Times scoop machine Michael Schmidt — “Donald Trump v. The United States,” out today — adds to the mystery surrounding President Trump’s … Continue reading →

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Tonight on The RNC Looser-Pa-Looza

Posted on August 26, 2020 by

Get your red, white, and blue cilices on because tonight is Mother and Mike Pence’s turn in the barrel.

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Theocracy News (Mike Pence, Part Infinity)

Posted on August 6, 2020 by

Our walking termite buffet, VP Mike Pence, a man so self-righteous that he would gladly drive the nails into Jeebus on the cross, has a sad: EXCLUSIVE: Vice President Mike Pence calls out Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts by … Continue reading →

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Posted on July 31, 2020 by

Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, is doing good work these days: Per @KDKA — .@VP Pence "tour bus has been involved in a minor accident with a dump truck on the way to a campaign stop outside of Pittsburgh."https://t.co/oTYtcF9ZqY pic.twitter.com/4LgGlMvhWn … Continue reading →

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Petty and Pathological

Posted on July 17, 2020 by

Lord Damp Nut is giving us a roadmap of how to make him nuts:   White House portraits of Bill Clinton and George W. Bush moved from prominent space to rarely used room (CNN)The official portraits of former Presidents Bill … Continue reading →

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Never Fear, Pence Is Here! (Fear.)

Posted on June 26, 2020 by

Ambulatory termite buffet VP Mike Pence wants us to turn that frown upside down. He’s definitely a morgue-is-half-full kinda guy! Pence told senators that only 12 states are having case increases [Ed. He’s lying. It’s 20. –TG], and pointed out that … Continue reading →

Posted in Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Pandemics, Testing | 9 Comments

Mike Pence: The Hercules of Liars

Posted on June 17, 2020 by

Axios’ afternoon Trump-Virus email thingie tells us that walking termite buffet, Vice President Mike Pence wrote an op-ed for the Wall $treet Journal, in which he may have accidentally said sumpin’ true-ish: “There Isn’t a Coronavirus ‘Second Wave,’” Pence wrote, … Continue reading →

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Happy Birthday Mike Pence!

Posted on June 7, 2020 by

Guys, if you were to saw in half our walking termite buffet and gawd-bothering fetus fondler and count the rings, he’d be 61 today!

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