Category Archives: Mike Lindell

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

The brain trust of Possum Hollar brought their best and brightest together to come up with a plan to ensure that the 2022 Pie Fight is not rigged, the AP Reports: ATLANTA (AP) — Republican activists who believe the 2020 … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Conspiracy Theorists, Mike Lindell, People Dumber than Dolphins | 2 Comments

Report: Area Pillow Case Denied

In a shocking turn of events, our completely illegitimate, compromised and stacked SCOTUS has turned down Mein Pillow Guy Mike Lindell’s appeal to fend-off the $1.3B Amero defamation case by Dominion, the voting machine company: Michael Lindell, the founder of … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Mike Lindell, SCOTUS, The Big Lie | 6 Comments

Area Man Wanted Fries With That

My Indictment looks to be a best seller: Mr. Lindell said that he had been in a drive-through line at a Hardee’s fast food restaurant in Mankato, Minn., on Tuesday afternoon, while returning with a friend from a duck-hunting trip … Continue reading

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Sweet Dreams for Mike Lindell

Oops (Axios, so all the weird formatting and enigmatic bullet usage is theirs): Walmart is the latest retailer to pull MyPillow products from its stores as the company’s CEO Mike Lindell continues to claim that the 2020 election was rigged … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, 4th Reich, Mike Lindell, The Big Lie | 14 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Hair Füror?

A new novel theory (LIE) from Hair Füror as to why he lost the 2020 Goat Rodeo: Donald Trump continues to push the big lie during Mike Lindell's interview, "We know what happened…they basically used COVID-19 or the China virus … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Mike Lindell, The Big Lie | 9 Comments

Big Trouble In Little Idaho

Paying the Piper Idaho, America’s home for Armed White Separatists Wearing Hawaiian Shirts, is a cheap date: After MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell falsely claimed election fraud occurred in Idaho, Secretary of State officials audited three counties to disprove that claim. … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Idaho, Mike Lindell, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, The Big Lie, vaccine mandates | 3 Comments