Category Archives: Mike ‘Grifting for Jeebus’ Pompeo

Pompeo’s 2024 Goat Rodeo Starting

Our End-Times Secretary of State Mike Pompeo is thinking about returning to the Great Stet of Kansas, but he’s really thinking about 2024:  Pompeo to Head Home to Kansas With Plenty of Alternatives “In an interview at his State Department … Continue reading

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Somewhere, Putin Is Smiling

Sweet Jeebus! Of course this happened: 🚨🚨🚨Russian journalists have discovered data from Michigan voter data rolls—including the personal info of 7.6 million Michigan voters—on a Russian hackers’ platform. It also includes voter info from other swing states, including Florida and … Continue reading

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The Great Betrayal Continues!

Lord Damp Nut, as we all know, thinks that Bounty-gate is a hoax created by the FAKE NEWS! and the Democrat(s), and so he is not planning any response. The WaPo (emphasis mine): The White House is not planning an … Continue reading

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What’s The Matter With Kansas, Part Infinity

Our shouty grifter and End Times Enthusiast Secretary of State Mike Pompeo will remain as our shouty End Times SOS: he didn’t file to run for the Senate from Kansas (whatever it  is that is wrong with Kansas will remain … Continue reading

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Pompeo and Circumstance, Part Infinity

New revelations of our very shouty, End-Times enthusiast top diplomat Mike Pompeo’s corruption are coming at us fast and furious (no cars, no trademark violations, amirite?): Pompeo’s elite taxpayer-funded dinners raise new concerns “As federal workers file out of the … Continue reading

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Pompeo and Circumstance, Cont.

Guys, remember yesterday when we learned that the Inspector General for the State Department was You’re Fired’ed for starting an investigation into our End-Times Secretary of State’s alleged abuse of his security detail, for dog walking and whatnot? Seems that … Continue reading

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Pompeo and Circumstance

Grifters Angry end-times theocrat and undiplomatic top diplomat for the 4th Reich, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo is at the root of why the State Department Inspector General was You’re Fired’ed. But what was the underlying investigation about? NYTimes tell … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, Things Go Swimmingly In The State Department

Hey guys, remember that time when Impeached-for-Life Prznint Stupid was selling off Ambassadorships like common Merde-a-Lardo memberships? And remember when he chose famous bag-lady Lana Marks to be the Ambassador to South Africa because she indeed bought it? How’s it … Continue reading

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Pompeo: Public Shaming Will Continue Until Morale Improves

Our thin-skinned top diplomat and Rapture enthusiast Mike Pompeo continues to show us the stuff he is made of: “Secretary of State Mike Pompeo’s quarrel with NPR escalated on Monday after one of the radio network’s reporters was barred from … Continue reading

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Midwest Nice

It’s really something when NPR (Nice Polite Republicans) is so riled-up that they do their jobs and give a hard news interview: Amazing clip. Pompeo: zip. Brava, @NPRKelly and Morning Edition. I don't get to say that very often these … Continue reading

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