Category Archives: Mike ‘Grifting for Jeebus’ Pompeo

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Iran’s penpal Beaker, er,  Tom Cotton is winning the 2024 Goat Rodeo Fox News primary (emphasis mine because I couldn’t resist): Fox News hosts have spent 2021 undermining the campaign to vaccinate Americans against the deadly coronavirus pandemic; … Continue reading

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Some Missing Context (Afghanistan, again)

We continue to be shocked, shocked I say!, that the US State Department was unable to recover from being hollowed out by the 4th Reich, and then undermined / converted into  household staff for social climbers M. and Mme. Pompeo’s in less … Continue reading

Posted in Afghanistan, Cadet Bone Spurs Great Adventure, Chimpy's Great Adventure, Mike 'Grifting for Jeebus' Pompeo | 5 Comments

He Will Find The Strawberries, Pompeo Edition

Mike Pompeo will find the missing strawberries, er, whiskey: State Dept. sleuthing the whereabouts of a $5,800 whiskey bottle given to Pompeo from Japan WASHINGTON — The State Department said Wednesday that it’s investigating the disappearance of a nearly $6,000 bottle … Continue reading

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Pompeo’s 2024 Goat Rodeo Starting

Our End-Times Secretary of State Mike Pompeo is thinking about returning to the Great Stet of Kansas, but he’s really thinking about 2024:  Pompeo to Head Home to Kansas With Plenty of Alternatives “In an interview at his State Department … Continue reading

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Somewhere, Putin Is Smiling

Sweet Jeebus! Of course this happened: 🚨🚨🚨Russian journalists have discovered data from Michigan voter data rolls—including the personal info of 7.6 million Michigan voters—on a Russian hackers’ platform. It also includes voter info from other swing states, including Florida and … Continue reading

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The Great Betrayal Continues!

Lord Damp Nut, as we all know, thinks that Bounty-gate is a hoax created by the FAKE NEWS! and the Democrat(s), and so he is not planning any response. The WaPo (emphasis mine): The White House is not planning an … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mike 'Grifting for Jeebus' Pompeo, Pooty-Poot Putin | 7 Comments

What’s The Matter With Kansas, Part Infinity

Our shouty grifter and End Times Enthusiast Secretary of State Mike Pompeo will remain as our shouty End Times SOS: he didn’t file to run for the Senate from Kansas (whatever it  is that is wrong with Kansas will remain … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Crazeee States, Kansas, Kris Kobach, Mike 'Grifting for Jeebus' Pompeo, The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope | 6 Comments

Pompeo and Circumstance, Part Infinity

New revelations of our very shouty, End-Times enthusiast top diplomat Mike Pompeo’s corruption are coming at us fast and furious (no cars, no trademark violations, amirite?): Pompeo’s elite taxpayer-funded dinners raise new concerns “As federal workers file out of the … Continue reading

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Pompeo and Circumstance, Cont.

Guys, remember yesterday when we learned that the Inspector General for the State Department was You’re Fired’ed for starting an investigation into our End-Times Secretary of State’s alleged abuse of his security detail, for dog walking and whatnot? Seems that … Continue reading

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Pompeo and Circumstance

Grifters Angry end-times theocrat and undiplomatic top diplomat for the 4th Reich, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo is at the root of why the State Department Inspector General was You’re Fired’ed. But what was the underlying investigation about? NYTimes tell … Continue reading

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mike 'Grifting for Jeebus' Pompeo | 11 Comments