Category Archives: Mike ‘Fat Termite’ Pence

Imitation Is Sincerest Form of Flattery, Mike Pence

Hey guys, remember the other day when Hair Führer “joked” that Mike Pence wanted to hang the gays? This just happened: Context is everything. You see, it is not an informational poster about suicide stats. All the news orgs are … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) The Days and Nights of Mike Pence

The New Yorker has taken the most un-NYer person alive, Mike Pence (A man so wooden that termites salivate when he enters a room), and profiles him. We presume they do this as some sort of lesson of what we … Continue reading

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The Price Tag

The exit-the-stadium PR stunt of Mike Pence, a man so full of sawdust that termites salivate when he enters a room, cost we-the-people $242K Ameros. Fly with it, CNN: According to the Air Force, flying a C-32, the model of … Continue reading

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‘If Pence is a phony, he is a real phony.’

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Lady MacBeth Mike Pence Is Not

Nick Ayers, who is the chief of staff to Vice President Mike Pence (a man so wooden that termites salivate when he walks into a room),  told  GOP parasites donors that the Republican Party needs to purge itself of lawmakers who … Continue reading

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Wooden Stump Speaks!

Mike Pence: “I spoke at length about this heartbreaking situation on Sunday night in Colombia, and I stand with the president and I stand by those words.” Vice President Mike Pence, a man so stuffed with sawdust that termites salivate … Continue reading

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Methinks The Laddie Doth Protest Too Much

Mike Pence, a man so dense and wooden he makes termites salivate, is denying that he is starting his own 2020 Goat Rodeo challenge to Comrade Preznint Stupid: WASHINGTON (Reuters) – U.S. Vice President Mike Pence on Sunday denied that … Continue reading

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Did Mike Pence…

…get a hold of Comrade Preznint Stupid’s twattering device? After consultation with my Generals and military experts, please be advised that the United States Government will not accept or allow…… — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 26, 2017 ….Transgender individuals … Continue reading

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Mike Pence and the Great Void of Space

Mike Pence, a man with so much sawdust between the ears that termites salivate when he walks into a room, had sumpin’ to say about Space Exploration: "Under President Donald Trump, American security will be as dominant in the heavens … Continue reading

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The Fat Termite Speaks!

The termite collective known as Mike Pence has sumpin’ to say about climate change: “For some reason or another, this issue of climate change has emerged as a paramount issue for the left in this country and around the world. … Continue reading

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