Category Archives: Mike ‘Fat Termite’ Pence

Wooden Stump Speaks!

Mike Pence: “I spoke at length about this heartbreaking situation on Sunday night in Colombia, and I stand with the president and I stand by those words.” Vice President Mike Pence, a man so stuffed with sawdust that termites salivate … Continue reading

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Methinks The Laddie Doth Protest Too Much

Mike Pence, a man so dense and wooden he makes termites salivate, is denying that he is starting his own 2020 Goat Rodeo challenge to Comrade Preznint Stupid: WASHINGTON (Reuters) – U.S. Vice President Mike Pence on Sunday denied that … Continue reading

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Did Mike Pence…

…get a hold of Comrade Preznint Stupid’s twattering device? After consultation with my Generals and military experts, please be advised that the United States Government will not accept or allow…… — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 26, 2017 ….Transgender individuals … Continue reading

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Mike Pence and the Great Void of Space

Mike Pence, a man with so much sawdust between the ears that termites salivate when he walks into a room, had sumpin’ to say about Space Exploration: "Under President Donald Trump, American security will be as dominant in the heavens … Continue reading

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The Fat Termite Speaks!

The termite collective known as Mike Pence has sumpin’ to say about climate change: “For some reason or another, this issue of climate change has emerged as a paramount issue for the left in this country and around the world. … Continue reading

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A Pence for Their Thoughts

Vice preznint and noted Fat Termite, Mike Pence addressed Notre Dame University with his usual charm and grace: “This university is a vanguard of freedom of expression and the free exchange of ideas at a time, sadly, when free speech … Continue reading

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A Pence Per Thought

Fat Termite toured the Westmoreland Coal Company’s Absaloka Mine yesterday with Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke, and Senator Steve Daines (R-Mont), on the Crow Indian Reservation near Hardin, Mont. No word if they toured the already-leaking Dakota Access Pipeline or talked … Continue reading

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Mike Pence To Host Cinco de Mayo

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us: Vice President Mike Pence will host a Cinco de Mayo celebration on Thursday, keeping up a longstanding tradition some in the Hispanic community weren’t sure would continue in the Trump administration. … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Uh-oh: President Donald Trump has invited conservative leaders to the White House on Thursday for what they expect will be the ceremonial signing of a long-awaited—and highly controversial—executive order on religious liberty, according to multiple people … Continue reading

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Pence in Asia Continues!

“So that’s…” “…a selfie?”

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