Category Archives: Michael Cohen

Fordham Confirms Prznint Stupid Threatened Them

You know, because Prznint Stupid is the smartest person in any room, knows all the best words, and is a stable genius, he decided to threaten all of the schools he ever attended, bigly,  from releasing any of his transcripts. … Continue reading

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They Share Everything

Noted shock-jock and Fox News’ waterboarding enthusiast Sean Hannity might be in a wee bit of trouble. You see, while interviewing Prznint Horndog, he made some sort of confession about his not-attorney Michael Cohen said to him that might be … Continue reading

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No Korean Nobel For Prznint Stupid, But For Fox The Show Must Go On!

“Sometimes you have to walk.” Prznint Stupid’s second summit with Little Rocket Man Kim Jong Un abruptly ended before a scheduled working lunch and signing ceremony in Hanoi. Comrade Trump said Kim only offered to dismantle the Yongbyon nuclear complex … Continue reading

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About This Morning…

Like the Ghost of Christmas Future, Michael Cohen descended on the Republicans today in the open hearing, and offered himself as the object-lesson of what happens when you exist to protect Comrade Trump, and the Republicans were too stupid to … Continue reading

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And So It Begins

Michael Cohen, Prznint Stupid’s stupidest lawyer (sorry Rudy™) and fixer, once vowed that he would take a bullet for Comrade Trump. Today, figuratively speaking, he shoots the gun. Cohen is expected to tell a House committee damaging details involving the … Continue reading

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Michael Cohen: The Would-Be John Dean of the Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac

Michael Cohen, Prznint Stupid’s stupidest lawyer (sorry Rudy!™) begins a three-day testimony before Congress: Today: a closed-door session with the Senate Intelligence Committee today Wednesday: a public session before the House Oversight Committee Thursday: another closed-door meeting with the House … Continue reading

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TV Lawyer Has Bad Client

Comrade Trump’s former fixer, worst attorney (sorry Rudy!™), and current felon Michael Cohen is gonna appear before several Congressional Committees before he goes to the sneezer: “Cohen is expected to appear before closed sessions of the House and Senate intelligence … Continue reading

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¡Republicans! Subpoena Michael Cohen!

Prznint Stupid’s Stupidest lawyer™ (sorry Rudy!)™, Michael Cohen was subpoenaed Thursday to testify before the Senate Intelligence Committee in mid-February. So what makes this so interesting, you ask? Two things! 1) Cohen is still concerned about the safety of his family … Continue reading

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Michael Cohen: Grifter Apprentice, Cont.

You have to give Michael Cohen, Prznint Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer™ (Sorry Rudy!), some credit as a fixer. Remember the other day when we noted that the Grifter Apprentice’s master plan was to rig an online poll (and subsequently stiffed of the … Continue reading

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Grifter Apprentice: Michael Cohen

And as long as we’re talking ’bout Michael Cohen, we should note that Cohen paid RedFinch Solutions LLC tens of thousands of dollars to manipulate the results of online polls in Candidate Stupid’s favor. “President Donald Trump’s former “fixer” Michael … Continue reading

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Jerry Falwell Jr., Michael Cohen, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 4 Comments