Category Archives: Michael Cohen

No Honor Amongst (ALLEGED) Crooks

For those of you wondering, twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid’s second-stupidest lawyer ™ Michael Cohen thinks that Fratsputin has already ratted out his father-in-law, mostly because Jar-Jar has been notably been “absent from all the controversy, indictments and arrests.” Interesting how … Continue reading

Posted in Fratsputin Jared Kushner, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Michael Cohen, Trump Crime Family | 11 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

“…the worst 90 seconds of my life, for sure, because it just made me hate myself.” — Stormy Daniels to Michael Cohen on his podcast, as reported by The AP

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Michael Cohen, Sex fiends | 7 Comments

Michael Cohen Makes Predictions

Vanity Fair’s Inside The Hive podcast had Michael Cohen on as the guest last night, and it is a fascinating interview. Remember, Cohen has been pretty accurately predicting what Prznint Stupid would do each step of the way (a year … Continue reading

Posted in Michael Cohen | 7 Comments

Michael Cohen’s Tell-All Book is Leaking

Axios: President Trump’s former fixer Michael Cohen on Thursday released the cover and a 3,700-word foreword from his upcoming tell-all book, “Disloyal.” Key excerpts: “To half of Americans, it seemed like Trump was effectively a Russian-controlled fraud who had lied … Continue reading

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Michael Cohen | 13 Comments

Cohen Goes Back to the Sneezer

Comrade Trump’s stupidest lawyer (Sorry Rudy ™) Michael Cohen is in the news again! Axios morning email thingie: Michael Cohen went back to prison yesterday after the N.Y. Post photographed him dining alfresco last week, and he refused to submit … Continue reading

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Michael Cohen, The Law, William 'Iran-Contra' Barr | 4 Comments

QED, Bitchez!

In case anyone is wondering why I keep referring to Wrong-Again Rudy as Comrade Stupid’s Second Stupidest Lawyer: Incredible: after Michael Cohen blustered to Hannity during the campaign about Trump maybe meeting with Putin, Trump asked him to try and … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Michael Cohen, Pooty-Poot Putin | 3 Comments

More Stormy Weather Ahead

Democrats plan to pick up exactly where federal prosecutors left off by investigating Prznint Horndog’s hush payments for his assorted affairs: “The House Judiciary Committee is preparing to hold hearings and call witnesses involved in hush-money payments to ex-Playboy model … Continue reading

Posted in dim-o-crats, ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Michael Cohen | 3 Comments

See Ya in 3 Years!

Today, Comrade Trump’s stupidest lawyer (Sorry Rudy!™) Michael Cohen reports to the Federal Correctional Institution, a haven for white-collar criminals, in Otisville NY. I couldn’t help but remember this gem:

Posted in Michael Cohen | 3 Comments

Between Cracking Rocks and a Hard Drive

Prznint Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer (Sorry Rudy™) Michael Cohen claims he found another hard drive, and guess what (Chicken Butt!), it has a lot files on it! Whodda thunkit, amirite? Totally not a dead man’s switch to have as an insurance … Continue reading

Posted in Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Michael Cohen | 9 Comments

Trump Tower Moscow In The News! — UPDATED

Comrade Stupid’s stupidest lawyer (Sorry Rudy!™) Michael Cohen has turned over documents to the House Intelligence Committee that are related to a Trump real estate project in Moscow. The Latest: Cohen hands over documents about Moscow project (from @AP) https://t.co/QegEu63DxNContinue reading

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Michael Cohen, snark | 5 Comments