Category Archives: Melancholia Trump

Happy Birthday, Mel!

Mel is celebrating her 45 birthday for the 6th time!

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

I wonder what the price list looks like. Because you know that there is a price list.

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Who Will Cry For Mel?

This has got to be one of the strangest, sexist fluff pieces yet: Melania Trump disengaged from her husband’s second impeachment trial and bitter over Jill Biden’s publicity (CNN)While former President Donald Trump watches his second impeachment trial unfold, Melania … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News The centerfold has left the building: A Farewell Message from First Lady Melania Trump — Melania Trump (@FLOTUS) January 18, 2021 TL;DW Be Best, Mel, but be gone.

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Mel Addresses Us Peasants

Mel has written her farewell letter, and boy howdy, it’s a festivus-style airing of grievances: “As your First Lady, it has been inspiring to witness firsthand what the people of our great Nation will do for one another, especially when … Continue reading

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And Now, A Word From The First Shady, Vanky

Rebuttals How to ivanka (final version in my special ))). . — Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) December 28, 2020 Damn, Cooper is really good. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Fran)

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Pop Quiz!

Lord Damp Nut moans that Mel is not a cover girl, too, when the boys of Breitbart, (Sweet Jeebus!) complain that she’s not in their current spank bank: The greatest of all time. Fake News! — Donald J. Trump … Continue reading

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Mel Doesn’t Care, Do You?

So this happened: Mel visits a hospital that treats kids with cancer and … First lady Melania Trump broke stated mask policy at Children's National Hospital Tuesday when she removed her mask to read a holiday book to children reading

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Transition News

Mel just wants to go home, where’er that is: “In mid-November, as President Donald Trump railed against the election results, his wife, first lady Melania Trump publicly agreed with his sentiments. But privately, a handful of days after the final … Continue reading

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Rejoice, Scissorheads, the long national nightmare is over! Mel can put on her tennis togs again! The First Lady announces the White House has new tennis courts — Chris Jansing (@ChrisJansing) December 7, 2020 Sure, food banks are distributing … Continue reading

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