Category Archives: Melancholia Trump

Some Post-Prandial Stupid?

horrifying… stunning… pic.twitter.com/muWWshubMG — crazy ass moments in unemployment (@MilesKlee) August 12, 2022 H/T Scissorhead Purplehead, and this is a chef’s kiss of a snarky tweet 😘

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, MAGA?

The rubes are fleeced again by the first family of grifters: According to a report from USA Today, a PAC affiliated with Donald Trump’s attempt to allege election fraud in the 2020 presidential election paid out $60,000 to the fashion … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Grifters Gotta Grift Mel senses a glut on the market for children: Man, she’s planning on making a buck off of unwanted kiddies.

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Get Off The Cross, Mel, Someone Else Needs The Wood

Mel is lamenting that her NFT grifts have all come to naught and that she’s just another con artist from Merde-a-Lardo, so she takes kids as human shields to deflect criticism: “Those who attack my initiatives and create the appearance … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News You cannot make this up: The winning bid in Melania Trump’s NFT auction appears to have come from a wallet associated with Melania Trump She bought her own hat for $170K+ Ameroes, and now I hope she … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift

Guys, Mel is just trying to make a (dis)honest buck: A charity event hosted by Melania Trump is being investigated after organizers said a portion of ticket proceeds would go to a charity that doesn’t appear to exist, The New … Continue reading

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It Needs A Hat

Grifters Gotta Grift Mel is auctioning the iconic hat that she wore to greet the Macrons: Melania Trump announced Tuesday morning that she is holding an auction of the white hat she wore during the visit of the French first … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift, non-fungible token edition

Mel, ever the entrepreneur knows a grift when she sees one: Melania Trump launches NFT platform in first public endeavor since White House Melania Trump is getting in on the latest crypto craze — NFTs. The former first lady announced … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

Well, this is good to know: In Trump’s address, one of the final events of the retreat, the former president focused on re-litigating grievances he has retained since leaving office…. Unprompted, he brought up an unsubstantiated claim he had interactions … Continue reading

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$20, Same As In Town

As it is Labor Day (and the news is light), we turn our attention to a local labor problem: Mel does not want to return to the White House: Former first lady Melania Trump is reportedly telling friends that she … Continue reading

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