Category Archives: Melancholia Trump

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News The centerfold has left the building: A Farewell Message from First Lady Melania Trump pic.twitter.com/WfG1zg2mt4 — Melania Trump (@FLOTUS) January 18, 2021 TL;DW Be Best, Mel, but be gone.

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Mel Addresses Us Peasants

Mel has written her farewell letter, and boy howdy, it’s a festivus-style airing of grievances: “As your First Lady, it has been inspiring to witness firsthand what the people of our great Nation will do for one another, especially when … Continue reading

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And Now, A Word From The First Shady, Vanky

Rebuttals How to ivanka (final version in my special ))). . pic.twitter.com/Zx29VmRANU — Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) December 28, 2020 Damn, Cooper is really good. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Fran)

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Pop Quiz!

Lord Damp Nut moans that Mel is not a cover girl, too, when the boys of Breitbart, (Sweet Jeebus!) complain that she’s not in their current spank bank: The greatest of all time. Fake News! https://t.co/jiWjLrynQW — Donald J. Trump … Continue reading

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Mel Doesn’t Care, Do You?

So this happened: Mel visits a hospital that treats kids with cancer and … First lady Melania Trump broke stated mask policy at Children's National Hospital Tuesday when she removed her mask to read a holiday book to children https://t.co/r9Wo40sz81Continue reading

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Transition News

Mel just wants to go home, where’er that is: “In mid-November, as President Donald Trump railed against the election results, his wife, first lady Melania Trump publicly agreed with his sentiments. But privately, a handful of days after the final … Continue reading

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Priorities!

Rejoice, Scissorheads, the long national nightmare is over! Mel can put on her tennis togs again! The First Lady announces the White House has new tennis courts pic.twitter.com/TlaB5AsWa3 — Chris Jansing (@ChrisJansing) December 7, 2020 Sure, food banks are distributing … Continue reading

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Fashion Week Continues!

I'm not sure if Trump should pardon Tiffany, but someone must be brought to justice for this: pic.twitter.com/vp9WrbsppR — Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) December 2, 2020

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Yesterday’s Quote of the Day Today!

From the “If Michelle Obama Had Said It, Republicans Would Be Demanding Her Head” files: “Who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations? I say that I’m working on Christmas and planning for the Christmas and they said, … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

W$J reads Prznint Stupid’s stupidest lawyer (Sorry Rudy™ ) Michael Cohen’s book: “In his book, Mr. Cohen says Mr. Trump personally approved the payment to [Stormy] Daniels in 2016, saying $130,000 ‘is a lot less than I would have to … Continue reading

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