Category Archives: Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper

SHOCKER: Area Golf Cheat Cheats At Golf!

Posted on January 25, 2023 by tengrain

And so now we know how Lord Damp Nut won the senior’s tournament at one of his trash courses: he cheated, of course. But first, the bragging: “A great honor,” Trump wrote. He added, “Competed against many fine golfers, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 9 Comments

Report: The Grifting Continues!

Posted on December 6, 2022 by tengrain

The crimes continue, and we’re only just now learning that, when he was running in the 2016 Goat Rodeo, and for several months after the start of the 4th Reich, Lord Damp Nut owed millions and millions of Ameros to a … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Grifters Gotta Grift, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 3 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Hair Füror?

Posted on May 31, 2022 by tengrain

So much for the Russian Usurper’s best chance to debunk the RUSSIAN HOAX!!1! WASHINGTON, D.C.—The jury on Tuesday found Michael Sussmann not guilty of making a false statement to the FBI in September 2016 when he said he was not working … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 5 Comments

Big Trouble in Little Chintz

Posted on September 26, 2021 by tengrain

Washington DC’s most infamous remora, Senatorette Lindsey Graham is in hot water, again: Sen.Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) reportedly told former President Trump, “You f’d up your presidency” earlier this year when attempting to advise him to accept that he lost the 2020 … Continue reading →

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Senatorette Lindsey Graham, snark | 7 Comments

When 2020 Repeats Itself

Posted on September 26, 2021 by tengrain

“The rhetoric is so overheated that I think it provides the basis for millions of people to accept an actual stolen election as payback for the falsely claimed earlier ‘stolen’ election. People are going to be more willing to cheat … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Big Lie | 3 Comments

‘Oops,’ Said Faceberg

Posted on September 26, 2021 by tengrain

Howz that PR campaign you inserted in the News Feed working for ya, Faceberg? Trump Rally Crowd Turns Against Mark Zuckerberg, Chants ‘Lock Him Up’ “…The crowd responded after an attack by Trump, who inaccurately cited a Fox News report and … Continue reading →

Posted in Facebook or Faceberg, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Social Media | 3 Comments

Handsome Joe Is Not Going To Help Hair Füror, D’uh

Posted on September 25, 2021 by tengrain

Guys, President Handsome Joe Biden will not use executive privilege to shield Hair Füror’s participation in the Stupid Coup. PSAKI says Biden has decided he will NOT invoke executive privilege on Trump's behalf to shield any of his White House … Continue reading →

Posted in Insurrection, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, President Handsome Joe Biden, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 2 Comments

Lies and Liars

Posted on September 25, 2021 by tengrain

This is the lead from Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie: If you’re inclined to believe that facts matter, then the results of Arizona’s long-gestating review of the 2020 election results reaffirmed what was already known: … Continue reading →

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Big Lie, Vote Suppression, voting | 5 Comments

Because We Love A Good Retraction

Posted on September 24, 2021 by tengrain

This statement has been deleted from Trump’s website. What will he now say about the “highly respected auditors” who spent months going over Arizona’s ballots only to conclude Biden’s victory was actually slightly larger than the official result? https://t.co/9P6jXIDNfz — … Continue reading →

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Big Lie | 9 Comments

How Many Times Can Trump Lose?

Posted on September 24, 2021 by tengrain

OK, the question in the headline is like how many angels can dance on a pinhead: “A Republican-commissioned review of nearly 2.1 million ballots cast last year in Arizona confirmed the accuracy of the official results and President Biden’s win … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Big Lie | 6 Comments