Category Archives: Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper

Special Delivery From Prznint Stupid

I cannot even: Pentagon says it still hasn’t sent ventilators because it hasn’t been told where to send them Despite having committed to transferring 2,000 ventilators in military stocks to the Federal Emergency Management Agency and the Department of Health … Continue reading

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#MoscowMitch Knows Who To Blame!

Shorter Amply be-chinned @MoscowMitch: The Democrats are to blame for the pandemic. Longer Version: In an interview with radio host Hugh Hewitt, McConnell said that the crisis “came up while we were tied down in the impeachment trial. And I … Continue reading

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Goals!?

This White House briefing room slide lists as “goals” 100,000 to 240,000 deaths. Breathtaking. pic.twitter.com/CrajjVGqVf — Shane Goldmacher (@ShaneGoldmacher) March 31, 2020 Our COVID-19 death toll has surpassed 3,000, which means that more Americans have now died from COVID-19 than … Continue reading

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Praise for Dear Leader…

Well, this is enough to gag a maggot: President Donald Trump kicked off Monday’s press briefing on the coronavirus much like every other, by running through daily updates about the deadly virus and the White House efforts to eradicate it. … Continue reading

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Another Good Ad

Donald Trump’s ego will cost lives. pic.twitter.com/JNcGny13KO — Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) March 28, 2020 That’s gonna leave a mark.

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Quit Watching This Ad, It Hurts Comrade Stupid’s Fee-Fees

Hey guys, remember this ad? You know the one that has Lord Damp Nut’s panties in a twist? We talked about it like a decade ago, or maybe last week, and how he was threatening to sue broadcast stations that … Continue reading

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Nation Assured: His hair is real

President Trump at the coronavirus briefing just now reiterated that his hair is his. He said: My hair is blowing in the wind and it’s mine. That’s one thing you can’t get away with if you’re president. — Yamiche Alcindor … Continue reading

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It’s the Patriotic Thing To Do

Gonna get on that.

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COVID-19 State of Play

Lord Damp Nut announced that federal social distancing guidelines —meant to slow the spread of the coronavirus— will be extended to April 30, thus flip-flopping his calls to fill churches on Easter Sunday. Dr. Anthony Fauci said that this is … Continue reading

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Area Sociopath Strikes Again

I don’t care much for CNN, but Brian Stelter should be commended for not sugar-coating this: (H/T: Crooks and Liars)

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