Category Archives: Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper

Whatever Happened To Professional Courtesy

Honor Amongst Thieves Lord Damp Nut wants amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell’s wattles served on a plate: “With leaders like Mitch McConnell, they are helpless to fight. He didn’t fight for the Presidency, and he won’t fight for the Court. If … Continue reading

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TFG Wins Award!

So the GQP went to Floriduh, paid Fat Nixon $100,00 Ameros to use one of his trash clubs for him to moan and whinge about THEM, and presented him with a fake award: This weekend I was proud to recognize … Continue reading

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No Honor Amongst Sex Fiends

PizzaGaetz This is not what I would have predicted because I cannot believe that Lord Damp Nut’s advisors got him to listen to them: Embattled Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz is denied a meeting with Trump …Two people familiar with the … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) It’s A Dysfunctional Family

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie) has the hot dish that TFG and amply be-chinned Mitch are fighting again, and who knows who is gonna make pancakes the next day to calm down the children: ‘Dumb son of a … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Rat Bastards, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 13 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Read this story, it’s the most comprehensive timeline I’ve seen of the Stupid Coup: ‘Clear the Capitol,’ Pence pleaded, timeline of riot shows It’s really eff’ing clear that Hair Füror was trying to overthrow the gubmint, and … Continue reading

Posted in Insurrection, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Sedition, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 2 Comments

No D’uh

Of course he did: Trump hands Rubio coveted reelection endorsement in Florida …now that former First Shady Ivanka has decided to try to return to being a socialite. Anyway, here’s the statement: “It is my honor to give U.S. Senator … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News The Bitch is Back: Trump relaunches his fundraising machine after months of quiet The screaming, all-caps texts and emails are returning. The red “Make America Great Again” hats are back in stock. Former President Donald Trump is … Continue reading

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‘Pardon Me?’

PizzaGaetz You know, totally innocent people are well-known to request a pre-emptive blanket pardon from The Former Guy. “Gaetz did not tell White House aides that he was under investigation for potential sex trafficking violations when he made the request. … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Matt Gaetz, People Dumber than Dolphins, Sex fiends, snark | 6 Comments

How’s That Coke Boycott Workin’ For Ya Trump?

Not so good, it seems: Trump called for a ban on Coke 3 days ago. How is that going? pic.twitter.com/R0Ut4R77SL — Don Moynihan (@donmoyn) April 5, 2021 Disambiguation: We’re talking Senior not Junior, and we’re talking Coke, not coke. Carry-on!

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Grifters Gotta Grift – an update

Guys remember when we learned about Lord Damp Nut’s campaign strategy to rip-off his rubes by tricking them into signing up for recurring donations that they couldn’t get out of? And that fully 3% of all credit card fraud cases … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Grifters Gotta Grift, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 4 Comments