Category Archives: Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper

Our Modern Nero Goes Golfing

As we all know, Lord Damp Nut cut-and-ran for his clubs and took the Secret Service golfing: President Donald Trump spent a day at the links Saturday at his Virginia golf course as the nation careened toward 100,000 deaths from COVID-19. It … Continue reading

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Late In Life, Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III Grows A Spine

It’s taken a while for the vestigial spine to appear, but lo! A miracle occured:   Lord Damp Nut has relentless poked, slandered, and slurred good ole boy Jefferson Beauregard, and now he is backing Tommy Tuberville in the Alabama … Continue reading

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FORE! (UPDATED)

The morning email thingie from Politico at the top breathlessly tells us: WE WERE TALKING TO A WHITE HOUSE SOURCE Friday and asked if the president could get through the long holiday weekend without a trip to his country club … Continue reading

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2 Corinthians Go Into A Bar to Separate Church From State

Prznint Stupid, who sometimes refers to hisself as “The Chosen One” and regularly calls in Vanilla ISIS to lay hands on him and avails hisself of the POTUS Shield and other self-declared prophets to intercede on his behalf, has decided … Continue reading

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Making America Putin’s Again!

The White House said the U.S. will pull out of the Open Skies Treaty, which permits 34 countries to conduct unarmed surveillance flights over one another, you know, to wave and say hi, and ensure that nothing nuclear weapon-y is … Continue reading

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Vote!

Prznint Stupid did not want that picture to get out. We need to know why.

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Stable Jenius Tells Us His Trump-Virus Status!

Ladies and germs, the leader of the free world:

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Amongst all the squid ink that Lord Damp Nut squirted the other day when boldly announced he was gulping down malaria meds to ward-off a virus,  the press was distracted from the firing of the State … Continue reading

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Stable Jenius Blames Others, Part Infinity

Guys, remember those stories at the beginning of the 4th Reich about how Gary Cohen resorted to sprinkling the word Trump into memos just to get Lord Damp Nut’s attention; and then later it was reported that instead of having … Continue reading

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White House Still Stiffing The Workers, Part Infinity

Never underestimate the power of the ol’ Thunderbolt Grease-Slapper, Scissorheads! Remember the other day when we told you guys about how Prznint Stupid was trying to You’re Fired’ed the National Guard —who have been helping everywhere during the Trump-Virus— a … Continue reading

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