Category Archives: Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper

Early Lunchtime Reading: Our Failed Political Press

Guys I hate doing this to you as you approach lunchtime, but this post at Slate(!) by Will Saletan is important. The Trump Pandemic A blow-by-blow account of how the president killed thousands of Americans. From Press Run this morning … Continue reading

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‘Gettysburg II: Electric Boogaloo’

Remakes The NYTimes reports that… Trump Teases a Gettysburg Convention Speech. Experts Say It’s an Ethics Breach “It was perhaps a predictable move by the first president to be credited as an executive producer of a network reality show while … Continue reading

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Stable Jenius: ‘Show Us Your Papers’

Trump Considers Banning Re-entry by Citizens Who May Have Coronavirus “President Trump is considering new immigration rules that would allow border officials to temporarily block an American citizen or legal permanent resident from returning to the United States from abroad … Continue reading

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Excitement at the White House

I curse the dedication and professionalism of the Secret Service every day since January 21, 2017: President Donald Trump abruptly departed a Monday evening briefing, telling reporters upon his return that Secret Service had shot a “suspect” outside the White … Continue reading

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Prznint Stupid’s Daily Offense, Chronicled

McSweeny’s has a time line article that is worth checking out: LEST WE FORGET THE HORRORS: A CATALOG OF TRUMP’S WORST CRUELTIES, COLLUSIONS, CORRUPTIONS, AND CRIMES What got me when reading it last night was both that the list was … Continue reading

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Claim Chowder is Served

The New York Post reports: “President Trump on Sunday denied reports that the White House contacted the governor of South Dakota about carving his face into Mount Rushmore.” But here’s the money shot: “This is Fake News by the failing New … Continue reading

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We’re #1 (We Look Like We’re #2)

The United States has gone beyond 5 million confirmed coronavirus cases, by far the highest of any country. We’re #1, but we look like #2. (What, you think potty humor is beneath me?) Bill Gates tells us what caused the … Continue reading

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Team Evil Doesn’t Like Prznint Stupid’s EOs

Some Republicans are unhappy with Generalissimo Stupid, El Presidente for Life ruling by fiat: Sen. Lamar Alexander (R-TN): “The president is doing all he can to help workers, students and renters, but Congress is the one who should be acting.” … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Not a joke: White House aides reached out to South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem last year about the process of adding additional presidents to Mount Rushmore, the New York Times reported. According to a person familiar who … Continue reading

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About the Eviction EO…

About the Eviction Protection Executive Order Hair Füror decreed: President Donald Trump’s vow to protect millions of Americans from the threat of eviction has one serious shortcoming: It would do nothing to help the vast majority of the country’s tenants. … Continue reading

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