Category Archives: Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper

‘We Interrupt Our Regularly Scheduled Broadcast…’

So this happened… I guess they heard about MPS calling Lord Damp Nut Hair Füror. At any rate, Newsmax got it right.

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Vengeance Shall Be His!

Well, this was predictable: Over the past few weeks, Donald Trump and his allies have kept close tabs on prominent conservatives the president believes are gearing up to throw him under the bus in the event he loses his bid … Continue reading

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‘It Is Said That The Women Are Revolting’

‘Our house is on fire’: Suburban women lead a Trump revolt This shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone, all the polling is showing a YUGE gender gap against Prznint Sexist and for Handsome Joe Biden. For many of those women, … Continue reading

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Stable Jenius Makes Wicked Burn!

Trump Thinks This Is an Insult: Biden ‘Will Listen to the Scientists’ President Donald Trump attempted to make fun of former Vice President Joe Biden during a campaign rally in Carson City, Nevada, on Sunday by saying “he’ll listen to … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

MI Gov. Whitemer (on MTP): “You know it’s — it’s incredibly disturbing that the president of the United States, 10 days after a plot to kidnap, put me on trial and execute me — 10 days after that was uncovered, … Continue reading

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Just sayin’

I promise you folks I had nothing to do with this 😉😉😉however I wish I had. — Rogelio Garcia Lawyer (@LawyerRogelio) October 14, 2020

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The Dumbpire Strikes Back!

Hey guys, remember that time when Sen. Ben Sasse (the Mitt Romney of Susan Collinses) went apostate on the Cult and called out Dear Leader? It seems word got back to the Whitey House, and the 4th Reich is shooting … Continue reading

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Start Packing

17 Days Till Election Don’t say it if you don’t mean it, Donnie: “You know what? Running against the worst candidate in the history of American politics puts pressure on me. Could you imagine if I lose? My whole life—what … Continue reading

Posted in Get Off The Cross, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pooty-Poot Putin | 23 Comments

The Afternoon Quote

CNN reports: “The depths of his dishonesty is just astounding to me. The dishonesty, the transactional nature of every relationship, though it’s more pathetic than anything else. He is the most flawed person I have ever met in my life,” … Continue reading

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Against It Before He Was For It, Part Infinity

Lord Damp Nut has done it again! “The Trump administration earlier Friday declined to issue an emergency declaration for California that would make hundreds of millions of dollars in federal funding available for areas devastated by the Creek Fire and … Continue reading

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