Category Archives: Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper

Big Trouble in Little Chintz

Washington DC’s most infamous remora, Senatorette Lindsey Graham is in hot water, again: Sen.Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) reportedly told former President Trump, “You f’d up your presidency” earlier this year when attempting to advise him to accept that he lost the 2020 … Continue reading

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When 2020 Repeats Itself

“The rhetoric is so overheated that I think it provides the basis for millions of people to accept an actual stolen election as payback for the falsely claimed earlier ‘stolen’ election. People are going to be more willing to cheat … Continue reading

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‘Oops,’ Said Faceberg

Howz that PR campaign you inserted in the News Feed working for ya, Faceberg? Trump Rally Crowd Turns Against Mark Zuckerberg, Chants ‘Lock Him Up’ “…The crowd responded after an attack by Trump, who inaccurately cited a Fox News report and … Continue reading

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Handsome Joe Is Not Going To Help Hair Füror, D’uh

Guys, President Handsome Joe Biden will not use executive privilege to shield Hair Füror’s participation in the Stupid Coup. PSAKI says Biden has decided he will NOT invoke executive privilege on Trump's behalf to shield any of his White House … Continue reading

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Lies and Liars

This is the lead from Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie: If you’re inclined to believe that facts matter, then the results of Arizona’s long-gestating review of the 2020 election results reaffirmed what was already known: … Continue reading

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Because We Love A Good Retraction

This statement has been deleted from Trump’s website. What will he now say about the “highly respected auditors” who spent months going over Arizona’s ballots only to conclude Biden’s victory was actually slightly larger than the official result? https://t.co/9P6jXIDNfz — … Continue reading

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How Many Times Can Trump Lose?

OK, the question in the headline is like how many angels can dance on a pinhead: “A Republican-commissioned review of nearly 2.1 million ballots cast last year in Arizona confirmed the accuracy of the official results and President Biden’s win … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Big Lie | 6 Comments

News From The Insurrection Committee!

This week new information has come to light that the January 6 Stupid Coup/Insurrection Committee will find interesting! In no particular order we learned this week that Hair Füror : had blueprints for how to prevent Congress from certifying the election … Continue reading

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The Plan Behind the Jan. 6 Stupid Coup

Honest to blog, the 4th Reich had a plan: VP Pence, presiding over the joint session (or Senate Pro Tempore Grassley, if Pence recuses himself), begins to open and count the ballots, starting with Alabama (without conceding that the procedure, … Continue reading

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Stupid Coup II: The Paranoia Strikes Back!

Marketing super-jenious Hair Füror has dubbed the Stupid Coup to be J6 (he reportedly didn’t like it being called 1-6 because it reminded him of 9-11) and thus was born the rally “Justice for J6,” which sounds like it is … Continue reading

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