Category Archives: Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper

Whatever Happened To Professional Courtesy

Posted on April 13, 2021 by tengrain

Honor Amongst Thieves Lord Damp Nut wants amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell’s wattles served on a plate: “With leaders like Mitch McConnell, they are helpless to fight. He didn’t fight for the Presidency, and he won’t fight for the Court. If … Continue reading →

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, SCOTUS | 4 Comments

TFG Wins Award!

Posted on April 13, 2021 by tengrain

So the GQP went to Floriduh, paid Fat Nixon $100,00 Ameros to use one of his trash clubs for him to moan and whinge about THEM, and presented him with a fake award: This weekend I was proud to recognize … Continue reading →

Posted in honors and awards, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 7 Comments

No Honor Amongst Sex Fiends

Posted on April 12, 2021 by tengrain

PizzaGaetz This is not what I would have predicted because I cannot believe that Lord Damp Nut’s advisors got him to listen to them: Embattled Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz is denied a meeting with Trump …Two people familiar with the … Continue reading →

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Matt Gaetz, Sex fiends | 7 Comments

(UPDATED) It’s A Dysfunctional Family

Posted on April 11, 2021 by tengrain

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie) has the hot dish that TFG and amply be-chinned Mitch are fighting again, and who knows who is gonna make pancakes the next day to calm down the children: ‘Dumb son of a … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Rat Bastards, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 13 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on April 10, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Read this story, it’s the most comprehensive timeline I’ve seen of the Stupid Coup: ‘Clear the Capitol,’ Pence pleaded, timeline of riot shows It’s really eff’ing clear that Hair Füror was trying to overthrow the gubmint, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Insurrection, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Sedition, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 2 Comments

No D’uh

Posted on April 9, 2021 by tengrain

Of course he did: Trump hands Rubio coveted reelection endorsement in Florida …now that former First Shady Ivanka has decided to try to return to being a socialite. Anyway, here’s the statement: “It is my honor to give U.S. Senator … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on April 7, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News The Bitch is Back: Trump relaunches his fundraising machine after months of quiet The screaming, all-caps texts and emails are returning. The red “Make America Great Again” hats are back in stock. Former President Donald Trump is … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Grifters Gotta Grift, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 7 Comments

‘Pardon Me?’

Posted on April 7, 2021 by tengrain

PizzaGaetz You know, totally innocent people are well-known to request a pre-emptive blanket pardon from The Former Guy. “Gaetz did not tell White House aides that he was under investigation for potential sex trafficking violations when he made the request. … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Matt Gaetz, People Dumber than Dolphins, Sex fiends, snark | 6 Comments

How’s That Coke Boycott Workin’ For Ya Trump?

Posted on April 6, 2021 by tengrain

Not so good, it seems: Trump called for a ban on Coke 3 days ago. How is that going? pic.twitter.com/R0Ut4R77SL — Don Moynihan (@donmoyn) April 5, 2021 Disambiguation: We’re talking Senior not Junior, and we’re talking Coke, not coke. Carry-on!

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, snark | 14 Comments

Grifters Gotta Grift – an update

Posted on April 6, 2021 by tengrain

Guys remember when we learned about Lord Damp Nut’s campaign strategy to rip-off his rubes by tricking them into signing up for recurring donations that they couldn’t get out of? And that fully 3% of all credit card fraud cases … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Grifters Gotta Grift, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 4 Comments