Category Archives: Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper

Gym Jordan Performs ‘You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet’ B-B-B-B-Baby

If you want to see a man jump out of his skin when asked a predictable question from a journalist, look no further than Gym Jordan when asked if his call with Hair Füror on January 6 was during the … Continue reading

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He’s Eff’ed, Part II

You want a smoking gun with fingerprints and witnesses? The House Oversight Committee released handwritten notes by former Deputy Attorney General Richard Donoghue of a call with former Attorney General Jeffrey Rosen and Donald Trump on Dec. 27, 2020 in which … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Stupid Coup | 11 Comments

BREAKING: Now He’s Eff’ed!

Lord Damp Nut’s taxes must be released to Congress.

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Hair Füror Loses in a Landslide

Twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid doesn’t want President Handsome Joe Biden to have a win of any kind, so last night’s vote to move forward on the Infrastructure bill got his Underoos in a twist: Former President Trump lashed out at … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 7 Comments

UPDATED: Hair Füror Never Heard of Loser Candidate He Endorsed; Covfefe Boy, Maybe?

Lord Damp Nut suffered a fatal ego blow yesterday in his Big Lie fueled quest to control the Coup Klux Klan: his endorsed candidate lost in Texas — A falling stock? Donald Trump-backed candidate loses U.S. House race to GOP’s … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Whatever it was that got into the water in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan has now spread to Wisconsinski, too/also. Wisconsin Republican promises forensic election audit MADISON, Wis. (AP) — The Republican head of the Wisconsin … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Big Lie, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), Wisconsin | 8 Comments

Please Clap: Hair Füror Shivs Another Bush

When last we checked in on Chimpy’s nephew, George P. Bush (the Texas Land Commissioner with aspirations to inherit the family bidness), young Pee was cozying up to autocrats and dictators, or at least would-be ones, who, you know have … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Chimpy's Crime Family, George Pee Bush, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 15 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Mein Pillow Guy, billionaire Mike Lindell went on Steve Bannon’s show to let us know that when he presents his evidence at his symposium, well, the Russian Usurper will be reinstalled as przninit (or something): Got that? After the U.S. … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Conspiracy Theorists, Kamala Harris, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Nancy Pelosi, President Handsome Joe Biden, Q-spiracy, The Big Lie | 11 Comments

Industrial-Strength Trolling

This is how you troll Lord Damp Nut without saying a word: Lol pic.twitter.com/hXbXUWmObg — Acyn (@Acyn) July 24, 2021   More, please.

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Jan. 6 Commission Gets Another Republican

Nancy Smash has invited Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R- IL) to join the Insurrection Commission investigating the January 6 Stupid Coup. And not surprisingly, he accepted. Kinzinger probably figures that Hair Füror is going to nuke him in 2022 anyway, so … Continue reading

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