Category Archives: Li’l Buddy Ewick Trump

Griftopia For Sale!

Grifters Gotta Grift The Hill tells us that the Trump Organization plans to cut off bids on its Washington, D.C., hotel on Jan. 23, so if you want to own a piece of emoluments-clause violating Constitutional history, get your bids … Continue reading

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Happy Birfday, Li’l Buddy Trump!

Li’l Buddy Trump is 36 today! That’s a lot of fingers to hold up, Eric! I hope your fambly got a clown for your birfday party! (and not your lame-o brother again!)

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Is It A Good Day For Grifters?

It is a perfect day for a nice bottle of this. These people are — insane…. @TrumpWinery pic.twitter.com/lkMVEorYKb — Eric Trump (@EricTrump) November 20, 2019 (and you’d have to be insane to drink that thing) Always be closing, Li’l Buddy.

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And How Are The Children Holding Up?

Now that we’ve reported on Ivanka’s astounded success, we must give some equal opportunity and valuable blog real estate to the other of the Russian Usurper’s squirts (eww, gross!), who have reliably been Tweeting during the impeachment hearing while Daddy … Continue reading

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Eric Trump: ‘Location, Location, Location!’

Grifters Gotta Grift WSJ: President Trump’s real estate business is considering unloading its opulent Washington, DC, hotel, a move it says is motivated partly by criticism that the Trumps are flouting government-ethics laws by profiting from the property. The family … Continue reading

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony Laughed So Hard She Farted

Our Li’l buddy Eric Trump went on Judge Jeanine, was pitched a softball question, and somehow or another scored a home run for the other team: Oh, yeah, Eric? “Just hours before the Trumps’ Fox News appearances, Forbes reported that … Continue reading

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Eric Trump: ‘Journalism – How do it work?’

Eric, as we know, is the VP of the Trump Organization with his smaller big brother in charge, spends most of his days with his fidget spinner, but now and again takes a break to comment on the news of … Continue reading

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The Luck of the Irish

Squiggy and Lenny went on a pub crawl, billed it to their daddy’s resort, and I wager some quatloos that we will end up paying for it (emphasis mine): “Donald Jr. and Eric enjoyed the welcome of long-lost friends in … Continue reading

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Take Your Kids To Work Day At the White House

Mr. Rogers doesn’t have a thing to worry about: I only clipped a minute+ of this, but damn, he’s nuts. It goes further off the rails if you listen to the whole thing, but I don’t want to torture you … Continue reading

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A.O.C. Continues to Impress

I turned off the hearings yesterday (real life interfered, shall we say?) and missed a lot of the fireworks, which I’ve read about since then. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez laid the groundwork for the committee to get the stuff Prznint Stupid has … Continue reading

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