Category Archives: Kellyanne ‘Bullshit Barbie’ Conway

The Day Algebra Died

“X = X,” was what I remembered about my first day of Algebra and suddenly the world of math seemed to make sense. Whatever you did on the left had to end up the same value on the right. Math … Continue reading

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This Is Your Brain On Kellyanne Conway

Not since Acadamy-award winner Helen Hunt jumped out of a window in an ’80s after school movie have I seen anything as ham handed as these little gems produced by Kellyanne Conway, our opioid czar, and paid for by the … Continue reading

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Midday Palate Cleanser

“Don’t play with your food… “…Kellyann!”

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Comrade Stupid Keeps Using That Word — UPDATED

The so-called leaks coming out of the White House are a massive over exaggeration put out by the Fake News Media in order to make us look as bad as possible. With that being said, leakers are traitors and cowards, … Continue reading

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Baghdad Bob Lives!

The Fourth Reich just cannot get their lies straight any longer: “Counselor to the president Kellyanne Conway said Sunday that President Donald Trump did not know about his lawyer’s $130,000 payment to adult film star Stephanie Clifford at the time … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

Raw Story: Kellyanne Conway says Melania Trump is ‘superior’ to Michelle Obama “Melania Trump is such a superior and excellent First Lady,” Kellyanne told TMZ. “This country is so lucky to have her.” Oh, Jeebus. Superior? Well, at least Bullshit … Continue reading

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BS Barbie: ‘[Comey] Swung The Election’

So, she agrees that Prznint Stupid should not have won?

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The Race To Be Comms Director

Hope Hick’s last day was yesterday, and Comrade Stupid is now directionless in communication strategy (hahaha, it’s Twitter only). The morning email thingies are all going in 2 directions on who will replace her: Bullshit Barbie Don-the-Con hisself I can … Continue reading

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Congrats to Bullshit Barbie

Kellyanne goes towards the light, so to speak, to become the Communications Director at the White House. Yes, BS Barbie, the coiner of the phrase Alternative Facts has been offered to take over Hope Hicks’ job when she leaves.

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The Morning Quote – BS Barbie Edition

“This meeting was not about gun control. This meeting — let’s not forget — is about school safety,” Conway said. “We’re talking about all of this in the context of the tragedy that occurred in Parkland, Florida.” The meeting in question … Continue reading

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