Category Archives: Kellyanne ‘Bullshit Barbie’ Conway

2024 Goat Rodeo Update

In the all-important race between Hair Füror and snotty fascist wannabe Ron DeSantis, Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie) has some hot gos: TALLAHASSEE — Gov. Ron DeSantis hasn’t endorsed a single Republican running for Congress in Florida this … Continue reading

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More BS From BS Barbie

KellyAnn Conway’s book tries to humanize the monster: Donald Trump considered dropping out of the 2016 presidential race after the leak of the now-infamous Access Hollywood tape showed him boasting that women let him “grab ‘em by the pussy,” according … Continue reading

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Turns Out The Conways Marriage Is Not ‘The Song of Songs’, Who Knew?

We get some insight into one of the greatest love stories of the new century, George and KellyAnn Conway and how they keep it fresh: Kellyanne Conway Writes in Book of Husband ‘Cheating by Tweeting’ and Ivanka Trump Suggesting Couples … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Ivanka, The First Shady, Kellyanne 'Bullshit Barbie' Conway, Liars, Love is a many splendored thing, Lying Assweasles, Lying Liars Who Lie | 5 Comments

BS Barbie’s Newest Grift

You knew this was coming, right? Kellyanne Conway spins White House stint into multimillion-dollar book deal Kellyanne Conway. Smart. Savvy. Blond, beautiful, great figure, nifty dresser, she could outtalk and out-con Cicero. Risen high, she then fell into a Shakespearean … Continue reading

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Mother of the Year

Feral Parenting Kellyanne Conway has an interesting approach to tough love: Kellyanne Conway Is Being Investigated After Topless Pic Of Teen Daughter Appears On Twitter The former White House counselor was lambasted on social media after allegedly sharing a topless … Continue reading

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America In Mourning: BS Barbie Quits White House

The LATimes email thingie informs us: Kellyanne Conway, one of Trump’s most influential and longest-serving advisors, is expected to speak at the convention but announced Sunday that she would be leaving the White House at the end of the month … Continue reading

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Stimulate This: Rudderless Republicans in Dissaray

Bullshit Barbie has a scold for the many states that returned to bidness as usual too early: “Some of these states blew through our criteria, blew through our phases and they opened up some of the industries a little too … Continue reading

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I’m Tired Of So Much Winning!

This aged well (from yesterday!) — Kellyanne Conway Tells Reporters Trump Deserves High Approval Rating Because ‘The Economy is Humming Along’ If by humming, you mean nearly 10M unemployed in less than 2-weeks. That’s a hummer (IYKWIMAITYD).

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The love that dare not speak its name: Conway

I should have linked to this for St. VD: …if you think it’s all shtick, some wink-and-nod act by a couple who fights by day and snuggles by night, planning a payday after Mr. Trump leaves the scene, think again, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink (MLK Day Edition)

Happy Hour News Briefs Kellyanne Conway Claims Martin Luther King Would Be Against Trump Impeachment …and that’s when I closed the tab.

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