Category Archives: Kellyanne ‘Bullshit Barbie’ Conway

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Conway defends Trump’s Moore endorsement: ‘The president has tremendous moral standards’ Parody just died.

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Meet Your New Opioid Czar, America!

Hair Führer is showing us how seriously he is taking the opioid addiction problem in Possum Hollar, y’all! Bullshit Barbie, er, Kellyanne Conway, who is under Federal Investigation for violating the Hatch Law, is Comrade Stupid’s new Opioid Drug Czar, … Continue reading

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony Laughed So Hard She Farted

Bullshit Barbie to Martha Raddatz: ““And if the allegations [of sexually harassing women] are true about a lot of people, they oughta step aside. And some of them are probably holding office right now… If there’s anyone currently in public … Continue reading

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Kellywise

Oh, man, they nailed it. But I like they way that they mock Pence and Mother in the cold open:

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Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, Is Not Amused, Kellyanne

Bullshit Barbie tries (and fails) to explain the Russian Usurper’s now-famous tweet, I am being investigated for firing the FBI Director by the man who told me to fire the FBI Director! Witch Hunt — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June … Continue reading

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We Got Popularity Numbers

From Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie we learn how popular the kool kids are: 30% of people have a favorable view of Conway and 39% have an unfavorable view of her, while 31% don’t know … Continue reading

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Activism: We Are Responsible

Ed. Pinned. Fresher posts below. O- I often see comments about how the “spineless Dems” are not doing what someone wants them to do. The fault, dear Brutus lies not in our stars but in ourselves, that we are underlings. … Continue reading

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Today in Nepotism News

Oh, great. Bullshit Barbie’s husband might join the administration:  Kellyanne Conway’s husband [George] emerges as front-runner to head DOJ’s civil division  “It could prove a key job as the head of the civil division will oversee the defense of the … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, BS Barbie…

… “inadvertently” told Americans to “go buy Ivanka’s stuff” and has promised never to do it again. This is what inadvertent looks like? Man, if that is ‘inadvertent’, then I should get some time back from being sent to my … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs “It’s difficult for me to call myself a feminist in the classic sense because it seems to be very anti-male and it certainly is very pro-abortion,” she explained. “And I’m neither anti-male or pro-abortion.” “Turns out … Continue reading

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