Category Archives: Kellyanne ‘Bullshit Barbie’ Conway

BS Barbie: ‘[Comey] Swung The Election’

So, she agrees that Prznint Stupid should not have won?

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The Race To Be Comms Director

Hope Hick’s last day was yesterday, and Comrade Stupid is now directionless in communication strategy (hahaha, it’s Twitter only). The morning email thingies are all going in 2 directions on who will replace her: Bullshit Barbie Don-the-Con hisself I can … Continue reading

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Congrats to Bullshit Barbie

Kellyanne goes towards the light, so to speak, to become the Communications Director at the White House. Yes, BS Barbie, the coiner of the phrase Alternative Facts has been offered to take over Hope Hicks’ job when she leaves.

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The Morning Quote – BS Barbie Edition

“This meeting was not about gun control. This meeting — let’s not forget — is about school safety,” Conway said. “We’re talking about all of this in the context of the tragedy that occurred in Parkland, Florida.” The meeting in question … Continue reading

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Our Baghdad Bob Is Bullshit Barbie

Two of John Kelly’s staffer resigned in disgrace within days of each other, both for domestic abuse which clearly Kelly must have know about months ago. This of course calls into question his ability to vet hires and/or what he … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Conway defends Trump’s Moore endorsement: ‘The president has tremendous moral standards’ Parody just died.

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Meet Your New Opioid Czar, America!

Hair Führer is showing us how seriously he is taking the opioid addiction problem in Possum Hollar, y’all! Bullshit Barbie, er, Kellyanne Conway, who is under Federal Investigation for violating the Hatch Law, is Comrade Stupid’s new Opioid Drug Czar, … Continue reading

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony Laughed So Hard She Farted

Bullshit Barbie to Martha Raddatz: ““And if the allegations [of sexually harassing women] are true about a lot of people, they oughta step aside. And some of them are probably holding office right now… If there’s anyone currently in public … Continue reading

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Kellywise

Oh, man, they nailed it. But I like they way that they mock Pence and Mother in the cold open:

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Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, Is Not Amused, Kellyanne

Bullshit Barbie tries (and fails) to explain the Russian Usurper’s now-famous tweet, I am being investigated for firing the FBI Director by the man who told me to fire the FBI Director! Witch Hunt — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June … Continue reading

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