Category Archives: Kellyanne ‘Bullshit Barbie’ Conway

I’m Tired Of So Much Winning!

This aged well (from yesterday!) — Kellyanne Conway Tells Reporters Trump Deserves High Approval Rating Because ‘The Economy is Humming Along’ If by humming, you mean nearly 10M unemployed in less than 2-weeks. That’s a hummer (IYKWIMAITYD).

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The love that dare not speak its name: Conway

I should have linked to this for St. VD: …if you think it’s all shtick, some wink-and-nod act by a couple who fights by day and snuggles by night, planning a payday after Mr. Trump leaves the scene, think again, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink (MLK Day Edition)

Happy Hour News Briefs Kellyanne Conway Claims Martin Luther King Would Be Against Trump Impeachment …and that’s when I closed the tab.

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Quote of the Day

“People who go on TV are never under oath [to tell the truth].” Of course, BS Barbie was trying to diffuse the assorted bombs that Lev Parnas was chucking in the general direction of The Russian Usurper, but it really … Continue reading

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Pathological Liar Seeks New Chief of Staff, Inquire Within

The Hill: President Trump has floated Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin and White House counselor Kellyanne Conway as possible replacements for acting White House chief of staff Mick Mulvaney, Bloomberg News reported Tuesday. Trump reportedly told Mnuchin about a month ago, “You have such … Continue reading

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BS Barbie: ‘Show Your Papers’

By asking about my ethnicity (a mix of 🇵🇱 🇱🇹 🇷🇺 and 🇱🇻, I’m told) in response to my question, @KellyannePolls inadvertently confirmed that @realDonaldTrump was telling @IlhanMN, @RashidaTlaib, @AOC, @AyannaPressley to return to Somalia, Gaza, Puerto Rico, and somewhere … Continue reading

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Batten-Down The Hatch Act: BS Barbie In The News

The 4th Reich officially declared that spokesperson Bullshit Barbie, er, Kellyanne “Let me know when the jail sentence starts” Conway would NOT honor House Oversight Committee Chairman Elijah Cummings’  polite request that she have a nice chit-chat with him about … Continue reading

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In 3… 2… 1… ‘Fake News’ Prznint Stupid Bellows

Fox News poll shows Trump trailing Biden, Sanders, other Democrats Well, this ought to make him turn a deeper shade of orange and blow the wig right off: “A Fox News poll released early Sunday shows President Trump trailing five … Continue reading

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There Is a Club, You’re Not In It (Part Infinity)

More from the Society Pages of our failed media, Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie, about the Nerd Prom: “Happy Saturday. PSA FOR TRUMP ADMIN STAFFERS — IT’S OK TO GO TO SOME OF THE PARTIES! … Continue reading

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BS Barbie Leaks Like A Sieve

Oh dear. Vanity Fair: “She Was a Cartoon Villain Brought to Life” The author of the upcoming Trumplandia tell-all, A Team of Vipers, Cliff Sims writes about a day in May 2017, when Morning Joe accused White House counselor Kellyanne … Continue reading

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