Category Archives: Kellyanne ‘Bullshit Barbie’ Conway

BS Barbie: ‘Show Your Papers’

By asking about my ethnicity (a mix of 🇵🇱 🇱🇹 🇷🇺 and 🇱🇻, I’m told) in response to my question, @KellyannePolls inadvertently confirmed that @realDonaldTrump was telling @IlhanMN, @RashidaTlaib, @AOC, @AyannaPressley to return to Somalia, Gaza, Puerto Rico, and somewhere … Continue reading

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Batten-Down The Hatch Act: BS Barbie In The News

The 4th Reich officially declared that spokesperson Bullshit Barbie, er, Kellyanne “Let me know when the jail sentence starts” Conway would NOT honor House Oversight Committee Chairman Elijah Cummings’  polite request that she have a nice chit-chat with him about … Continue reading

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In 3… 2… 1… ‘Fake News’ Prznint Stupid Bellows

Fox News poll shows Trump trailing Biden, Sanders, other Democrats Well, this ought to make him turn a deeper shade of orange and blow the wig right off: “A Fox News poll released early Sunday shows President Trump trailing five … Continue reading

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There Is a Club, You’re Not In It (Part Infinity)

More from the Society Pages of our failed media, Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie, about the Nerd Prom: “Happy Saturday. PSA FOR TRUMP ADMIN STAFFERS — IT’S OK TO GO TO SOME OF THE PARTIES! … Continue reading

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BS Barbie Leaks Like A Sieve

Oh dear. Vanity Fair: “She Was a Cartoon Villain Brought to Life” The author of the upcoming Trumplandia tell-all, A Team of Vipers, Cliff Sims writes about a day in May 2017, when Morning Joe accused White House counselor Kellyanne … Continue reading

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Bad Signs, Cont.

Church sign in Washington DC… pic.twitter.com/TPQAhLe0Pu — Dr Madge (@maddy_davison) March 19, 2017 Oh that’s gonna leave a mark.

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Prznint Stupid is Stupid, Part Infinity

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac Hey guys! There’s an Op-Ed in the NYTimes that says Prznint Stupid cannot appoint grifter Matthew Whitaker to be even the acting Attorney General! The argument is that Art. II, Sec. 2, Clause 2 of the Constitution states … Continue reading

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The Day Algebra Died

“X = X,” was what I remembered about my first day of Algebra and suddenly the world of math seemed to make sense. Whatever you did on the left had to end up the same value on the right. Math … Continue reading

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This Is Your Brain On Kellyanne Conway

Not since Acadamy-award winner Helen Hunt jumped out of a window in an ’80s after school movie have I seen anything as ham handed as these little gems produced by Kellyanne Conway, our opioid czar, and paid for by the … Continue reading

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Midday Palate Cleanser

“Don’t play with your food… “…Kellyann!”

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