Category Archives: Junior Mints Trump

Being a Stable Genius Runs In The Family, Apparently

NBC News reports that the Republican-controlled Senate Intelligence Committee has subpoenaed future vape salesman Junior Mints to answer questions about having limited information (ALLEGEDLY!) about the plan to build a Trump Tower in Moscow while Daddy Dearest was running for … Continue reading

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Junior Mints Subpoenaed!

Axios: “The Republican-led Senate Intelligence Committee has subpoenaed Donald Trump Jr. to answer questions about his previous testimony before Senate investigators in relation to the Russia investigation, sources with direct knowledge told Axios. “Why it matters: It’s the first congressional … Continue reading

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Comrade Stupid Hires Jr. Mint’s Poo

Kimberly Guilfoyle, late of Fox News, has found honest employment in Prznint Stupid’s 2020 Goat Rodeo. I’m not sure who is zooming whom in this threesome, but Poo is the one smart enough to earn a living from them, so … Continue reading

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Boom!

Junior Mints is gonna have to put on his walking shoes, because he’s just been invited to appear before Congress, again: NEW: House judiciary chairman Jerry Nadler says "tomorrow we will be issuing document requests to over 60 different people … Continue reading

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A.O.C. Continues to Impress

I turned off the hearings yesterday (real life interfered, shall we say?) and missed a lot of the fireworks, which I’ve read about since then. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez laid the groundwork for the committee to get the stuff Prznint Stupid has … Continue reading

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Area Man Desperately Seeking Father’s Approval

Junior Mints wanted to get his dad’s attention (ALLEGEDLY, ok, by me) so he went on Petunia & Pals this morning: I know they seem like parody, but I swear all these Don Jr quotes are real pic.twitter.com/ETlLIHSUuZ — Aaron … Continue reading

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Slumlord Seeks Financing

Grifters Gotta Grift Nothing alarming to see here, Folks! “Kushner Companies, the real-estate firm owned by the family of White House senior advisor (and presidential son-in-law) Jared Kushner, reportedly sought a $1.15 billion loan from federally-owned lenders Fannie Mae and … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Thanks for the memory: “I’m at this fashion show,” [Vanessa] Trump said, recalling their meeting in 2003. ‘Donald Trump comes up to me with his son: ‘Hi, I’m Donald Trump. I wanted to introduce you to … Continue reading

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Family Curse Follows Area Family

NYTimes: “President Donald Trump’s company is scrapping plans for two new hotel chains announced two years ago, casting blame in part on a hostile political environment. “The Trump Organization said Thursday that it will no longer try to open hotels … Continue reading

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Junior Mints Schools Us

Hey guys, this one slipped past me the other night because I refused to watch the Mango-hued Shitgibbon perform his Greatest Hits Nostalgia Show in El Paso. Did you know that he had a warm-up act? It’s True! But it … Continue reading

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