Category Archives: Junior Mints Trump

Possum Hollar Chooses Another Idiot

Well, this put me off my oats: Possum Hollar wants Junior Mints to assume the throne. Should it ever become vacant, which is starting to be more of a question than I ever thought possible.

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And Daddy Still Doesn’t Love Him

Dude is as frantic as a beagle in a vacuum factory: Mitt Romney is forever bitter that he will never be POTUS. He was too weak to beat the Democrats then so he’s joining them now. He’s now officially a … Continue reading

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Junior Mints, Boy Detective!

I’m firmly a believer in Occam’s Razor that whatever the simplest explanation is, you know, that’s probably the truth. And so the Case of the Iowa App is enthralling the Conspiracy Theorists, I wonder if they really wanna throw in … Continue reading

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2024 Goat Rodeo Preview

Axios warns us, er, tells us that Possum Hollar is all moist in their nethers about starting a royal family and would support the candidacy of Junior Mints  –the Dauphin of Dumb– and Princess Purses to be heir apparent to … Continue reading

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Snowflakes gotta, um, snow

Hey guys, remember yesterday when we told you about how The Russian Usurper’s 2020 Goat Rodeo Campaign put up a website about how to win arguments against your libtard relatives and make the eff’ing Snowflakes cry? Then this masterclass in … Continue reading

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Your Donations At Work, Possum Hollar! Send More Ameros!

And now we know: New FEC disclosures show a single large RNC payment of $94,800 to Books-a-Million in October, a few days before "Triggered" was released. An RNC spokesman confirmed that the expenditure was connected to their promotion of Don … Continue reading

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And How Are The Children Holding Up?

Now that we’ve reported on Ivanka’s astounded success, we must give some equal opportunity and valuable blog real estate to the other of the Russian Usurper’s squirts (eww, gross!), who have reliably been Tweeting during the impeachment hearing while Daddy … Continue reading

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Junior Mints Hisself Triggered At UCLA

So Junior Mints went to UCLA, you know, to trigger the libs and promote his book, and something strange happened. According to The Guardian, Junior Mints got boo’ed off stage BY MAGA supporters! (Emphasis mine) But the appearance backfired when … Continue reading

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‘How Me Spent Dad’s Prznintcy,’ By Junior Mints

As we’ve noted previously, Junior Mints has released a book he didn’t write for people who cannot read. The book is ironically titled, Triggered. Excerpts are all over the internet and they include many self-serving howlers, but none probably more … Continue reading

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The Feeling’s Gone and He Just Can’t Get It Back

I think it was Rodney Dangerfield who said disappointment is when you buy tickets to see Frank Sinatra and end up seeing Frank Sinatra Junior. This must be like that for the Red Hats: Organizers have asked the audience to … Continue reading

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