Category Archives: Junior Mints Trump

Your Donations At Work, Possum Hollar! Send More Ameros!

Posted on November 22, 2019 by

And now we know: New FEC disclosures show a single large RNC payment of $94,800 to Books-a-Million in October, a few days before "Triggered" was released. An RNC spokesman confirmed that the expenditure was connected to their promotion of Don … Continue reading →

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And How Are The Children Holding Up?

Posted on November 14, 2019 by

Now that we’ve reported on Ivanka’s astounded success, we must give some equal opportunity and valuable blog real estate to the other of the Russian Usurper’s squirts (eww, gross!), who have reliably been Tweeting during the impeachment hearing while Daddy … Continue reading →

Posted in ITMFA, Junior Mints Trump, Li'l Buddy Ewick Trump, Quid Meets Quo Goes Pro (Ukraine) | 3 Comments

Junior Mints Hisself Triggered At UCLA

Posted on November 11, 2019 by

So Junior Mints went to UCLA, you know, to trigger the libs and promote his book, and something strange happened. According to The Guardian, Junior Mints got boo’ed off stage BY MAGA supporters! (Emphasis mine) But the appearance backfired when … Continue reading →

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‘How Me Spent Dad’s Prznintcy,’ By Junior Mints

Posted on November 8, 2019 by

As we’ve noted previously, Junior Mints has released a book he didn’t write for people who cannot read. The book is ironically titled, Triggered. Excerpts are all over the internet and they include many self-serving howlers, but none probably more … Continue reading →

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The Feeling’s Gone and He Just Can’t Get It Back

Posted on August 30, 2019 by

I think it was Rodney Dangerfield who said disappointment is when you buy tickets to see Frank Sinatra and end up seeing Frank Sinatra Junior. This must be like that for the Red Hats: Organizers have asked the audience to … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Junior Mints Trump | 5 Comments

Simpletons Should Not Have Guns: Hair Füror

Posted on August 19, 2019 by

We like checking the record now and then to see how politicians have evolved over time, or more likely devolved. Today’s example is of course our own Stable Dead-eyed Dick. Donald Trump Speaks to Reporters in Morristown, New Jersey – … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Junior Mints Trump, Little Buddy Trump | 5 Comments

The Goat Rodeo Enters The Horse Race!

Posted on July 1, 2019 by

To the extent that money=enthusiasm for candidates, then we should start seeing news about how much money the 2020 Goat Rodeo Contenders have raised, as the quarterly filings are starting to roll in. Axios’ morning email thingie tells us (weird … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Junior Mints Trump, Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg, racism, White Punks on Dope | 6 Comments

Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

Posted on June 27, 2019 by

Junior Mints is taking time off from his daily grind of trying to get Daddy to notice him, to peddle some fine schwag from the Individual-1 stay-out-of-prison store: Working on my summer dad bod with some new swag from the … Continue reading →

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Tweet, Twit, Twat

Posted on June 13, 2019 by

I’m dying here: DonaldJTrumpJr liked this tweet: https://t.co/Q2NcOvBIrm — Trump Alert (@TrumpsAlert) June 13, 2019 I bet Junior Mints really, really, really, really, really, really liked that tweet. The twitter bio for that account, btw, is: A bot tracking Trump … Continue reading →

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The Luck of the Irish

Posted on June 7, 2019 by

Squiggy and Lenny went on a pub crawl, billed it to their daddy’s resort, and I wager some quatloos that we will end up paying for it (emphasis mine): “Donald Jr. and Eric enjoyed the welcome of long-lost friends in … Continue reading →

Posted in Junior Mints Trump, Li'l Buddy Ewick Trump, Trump Crime Family | 8 Comments