Category Archives: Junior Mints Trump

Field Commander Junior Mints Wants YOU!

Guys, Junior Mints wants YOU! I dunno whether or not he was in the depths of a binge when he recorded it, or stung by bees, or maybe Daddy finally hugged him and he’s overcome with emotion? Anyway, this is … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs MAGA Life Coach Brenden Dilly (hey, he has 2 paying customers!) got recognized by Junior Mints and he’s gonna be fapping until he needs glasses: Donald Trump Jr. sent MAGA life coach Brenden Dilley an autographed … Continue reading

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The Brain Trust Has Sumpin’ to Say

“He’s a young kid. I don’t want 17-year-olds running around the streets with AR-15s,” Trump told the Extra correspondent. “Maybe I wouldn’t have put myself in that situation, who knows? We all do stupid things at 17,” he added. “Heck, … Continue reading

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The 2024 GOP Looks Bright (Haha, not really)

Ladies and Germs, we present the leading candidate of the 2024 GOP Goat Rodeo: Jr: You don’t see conservatives getting attacked uhh you know attacking others for doing uhh wearing a MAGA hat pic.twitter.com/5D6L14Yvc5 — Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) September 2, … Continue reading

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Junior Mints: Master Thinker!

It seems Junior Mints is trying to get out the vote: Don Jr. robocall urges supporters to vote by mail Donald Trump Jr. is urging voters to cast absentee ballots in robocalls detected across the nation Wednesday — even as his … Continue reading

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Hookers and Blow, cont.

well, this is an interesting denial: On Fox & Friends, Donald Trump Jr responds to allegations he was high on cocaine during the RNC: "It must have been something with the lighting … you have me confused with Hunter Biden" … Continue reading

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2024

Gird yer loins, Scissorheads, the NYTimes tells us that Junior Mints has aspirations: “…Trump Jr. does not want to go back to the way things were before. He has been electrified, and transformed, by his father’s presidency. He has largely … Continue reading

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Trump World Really Are Putin’s Useful Idiots

Speaking of mail: Fascinating artifact from Senate Intel report: old fan mail from Trump to Putin pic.twitter.com/ijjhZweTHK — Mike McIntire (@mmcintire) August 18, 2020 …which brings us to the topic of the GOP-led Senate intelligence committee’s final report on Russia’s … Continue reading

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From the Mind of Junior Mints

A good therapist could make some serious coin between these cries for help and his emotional support cougar being a knock-off for his stepmother. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Fran)

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The Weakest Links Speak!

So Twizzler Trump was on the teevee talking to the drunk lady (the other drunk lady), and he said: Got that? Twizzler thinks that this is all a conspiracy against his dad, like those 90,000 dead rat bastards did this … Continue reading

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