Category Archives: Junior Mints Trump

Simpletons Should Not Have Guns: Hair Füror

We like checking the record now and then to see how politicians have evolved over time, or more likely devolved. Today’s example is of course our own Stable Dead-eyed Dick. Donald Trump Speaks to Reporters in Morristown, New Jersey – … Continue reading

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The Goat Rodeo Enters The Horse Race!

To the extent that money=enthusiasm for candidates, then we should start seeing news about how much money the 2020 Goat Rodeo Contenders have raised, as the quarterly filings are starting to roll in. Axios’ morning email thingie tells us (weird … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Junior Mints Trump, Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg, racism, White Punks on Dope | 6 Comments

Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

Junior Mints is taking time off from his daily grind of trying to get Daddy to notice him, to peddle some fine schwag from the Individual-1 stay-out-of-prison store: Working on my summer dad bod with some new swag from the … Continue reading

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Tweet, Twit, Twat

I’m dying here: DonaldJTrumpJr liked this tweet: — Trump Alert (@TrumpsAlert) June 13, 2019 I bet Junior Mints really, really, really, really, really, really liked that tweet. The twitter bio for that account, btw, is: A bot tracking Trump … Continue reading

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The Luck of the Irish

Squiggy and Lenny went on a pub crawl, billed it to their daddy’s resort, and I wager some quatloos that we will end up paying for it (emphasis mine): “Donald Jr. and Eric enjoyed the welcome of long-lost friends in … Continue reading

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Fashion Week, Continues!

Posted in Fashion Week, Fratsputin Jared Kushner, Grifters Gotta Grift, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, Junior Mints Trump, Trump Crime Family | 23 Comments

Judge Roy Moore Is In!

I swear to Blog, Sen. Doug Jones of Alabama is the luckiest MF’ing politician alive: WASHINGTON — Former Alabama Supreme Court Justice Roy Moore Tuesday previewed potential plans to run again for the U.S. Senate seat that he lost in upset … Continue reading

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Pop Quiz!!

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie leads with the scoop of a lifetime: PLAYBOOK SCOOP — DONALD TRUMP JR. has signed a book deal with Center Street Books, an imprint of the Hachette Book Group, for … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs As was foretold in Prophecy (or at least in the newest edition of this grifter’s book) to our old pal firefighter/prophet/profit Mark Taylor by Dawg Almighty hisself that Junior Mints is gonna be our prznint someday … Continue reading

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Being a Stable Genius Runs In The Family, Apparently

NBC News reports that the Republican-controlled Senate Intelligence Committee has subpoenaed future vape salesman Junior Mints to answer questions about having limited information (ALLEGEDLY!) about the plan to build a Trump Tower in Moscow while Daddy Dearest was running for … Continue reading

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