Category Archives: Junior Mints Trump

The Weakest Links Speak!

So Twizzler Trump was on the teevee talking to the drunk lady (the other drunk lady), and he said: Got that? Twizzler thinks that this is all a conspiracy against his dad, like those 90,000 dead rat bastards did this … Continue reading

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Trump TeeVee (Grifters Gotta Grift)

Junior Mints, the essential heir to the Mango Throne, wants to be a media mogul when he grows up? According to sources, an investor group aligned with his son Don Jr. and the Dallas-based Hicks family has acquired a major … Continue reading

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The Jokes Write Themselves

What does it cost to have an emotional support cougar, one asks? About $180K/year. WASHINGTON ― President Donald Trump’s campaign is secretly paying one Trump son’s wife and another one’s girlfriend $180,000 a year each through the campaign manager’s private … Continue reading

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And Now a Word From Jr. Mints

What’s your point? 2 grams of caffeine can kill you too, but no one is planning on prescribing that much. This bullshit is why everyone hates and doesn’t trust the media. They are trying to create fear for clicks with … Continue reading

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Make it Happen, Squiggy

The Stupid… it BUUUUUUUUUUUURNS! Oh, please, Junior Mints, please show your tax returns, let’s see ’em, let’s start subpoena’ing your finances, the First Shady’s, and the boy prince of New Jersey Jared the Last. Let’s dig in on how much … Continue reading

Posted in Fratsputin Jared Kushner, Grifters Gotta Grift, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, Junior Mints Trump, Trump Crime Family, Twizzler Trump | 7 Comments

Pence Approves All Coronavirus Messages

So, the Walking Termite Buffet approved this? Larry Kudlow tells CPAC that socialism is a far bigger threat to the American economy than the coronavirus is. pic.twitter.com/3C2HNsVM7S — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) February 28, 2020 Oh, wait: Vice President Mike … Continue reading

Posted in Junior Mints Trump, Larry Kudlow, The Baghdad Bob of Economics, Pandemics, Stephen Miller, Pee-Wee Goering | 10 Comments

Lord Damp Nut Releases The Kraken!

This headline caught my eye: Trump’s answer to Bernie’s youth brigade: Don Jr. Now to those of us familliar with numbers, at 42 Junior Mints is not exactly a Yute of Today. If one was a Republican, I suppose one … Continue reading

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Local Man Has Solution to Pandemic

Junior Mints seems to think that viruses carry passports and respects walls. The coronavirus outbreak shows how important it is for us to keep our borders secure. It’s also why @realDonaldTrump is right to want a trade policy focused on … Continue reading

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Possum Hollar Chooses Another Idiot

Well, this put me off my oats: Possum Hollar wants Junior Mints to assume the throne. Should it ever become vacant, which is starting to be more of a question than I ever thought possible.

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And Daddy Still Doesn’t Love Him

Dude is as frantic as a beagle in a vacuum factory: Mitt Romney is forever bitter that he will never be POTUS. He was too weak to beat the Democrats then so he’s joining them now. He’s now officially a … Continue reading

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