Category Archives: Junior Mints Trump

Tweet, Twit, Twat

I’m dying here: DonaldJTrumpJr liked this tweet: https://t.co/Q2NcOvBIrm — Trump Alert (@TrumpsAlert) June 13, 2019 I bet Junior Mints really, really, really, really, really, really liked that tweet. The twitter bio for that account, btw, is: A bot tracking Trump … Continue reading

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The Luck of the Irish

Squiggy and Lenny went on a pub crawl, billed it to their daddy’s resort, and I wager some quatloos that we will end up paying for it (emphasis mine): “Donald Jr. and Eric enjoyed the welcome of long-lost friends in … Continue reading

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Fashion Week, Continues!

Posted in Fashion Week, Fratsputin Jared Kushner, Grifters Gotta Grift, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, Junior Mints Trump, Trump Crime Family | 23 Comments

Judge Roy Moore Is In!

I swear to Blog, Sen. Doug Jones of Alabama is the luckiest MF’ing politician alive: WASHINGTON — Former Alabama Supreme Court Justice Roy Moore Tuesday previewed potential plans to run again for the U.S. Senate seat that he lost in upset … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Junior Mints Trump, Roy Moore, Sex fiends | 12 Comments

Pop Quiz!!

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie leads with the scoop of a lifetime: PLAYBOOK SCOOP — DONALD TRUMP JR. has signed a book deal with Center Street Books, an imprint of the Hachette Book Group, for … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs As was foretold in Prophecy (or at least in the newest edition of this grifter’s book) to our old pal firefighter/prophet/profit Mark Taylor by Dawg Almighty hisself that Junior Mints is gonna be our prznint someday … Continue reading

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Being a Stable Genius Runs In The Family, Apparently

NBC News reports that the Republican-controlled Senate Intelligence Committee has subpoenaed future vape salesman Junior Mints to answer questions about having limited information (ALLEGEDLY!) about the plan to build a Trump Tower in Moscow while Daddy Dearest was running for … Continue reading

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Junior Mints Subpoenaed!

Axios: “The Republican-led Senate Intelligence Committee has subpoenaed Donald Trump Jr. to answer questions about his previous testimony before Senate investigators in relation to the Russia investigation, sources with direct knowledge told Axios. “Why it matters: It’s the first congressional … Continue reading

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Comrade Stupid Hires Jr. Mint’s Poo

Kimberly Guilfoyle, late of Fox News, has found honest employment in Prznint Stupid’s 2020 Goat Rodeo. I’m not sure who is zooming whom in this threesome, but Poo is the one smart enough to earn a living from them, so … Continue reading

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Boom!

Junior Mints is gonna have to put on his walking shoes, because he’s just been invited to appear before Congress, again: NEW: House judiciary chairman Jerry Nadler says "tomorrow we will be issuing document requests to over 60 different people … Continue reading

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