Category Archives: Junior Mints Trump

Your Donations At Work, Possum Hollar! Send More Ameros!

And now we know: New FEC disclosures show a single large RNC payment of $94,800 to Books-a-Million in October, a few days before "Triggered" was released. An RNC spokesman confirmed that the expenditure was connected to their promotion of Don … Continue reading

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And How Are The Children Holding Up?

Now that we’ve reported on Ivanka’s astounded success, we must give some equal opportunity and valuable blog real estate to the other of the Russian Usurper’s squirts (eww, gross!), who have reliably been Tweeting during the impeachment hearing while Daddy … Continue reading

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Junior Mints Hisself Triggered At UCLA

So Junior Mints went to UCLA, you know, to trigger the libs and promote his book, and something strange happened. According to The Guardian, Junior Mints got boo’ed off stage BY MAGA supporters! (Emphasis mine) But the appearance backfired when … Continue reading

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‘How Me Spent Dad’s Prznintcy,’ By Junior Mints

As we’ve noted previously, Junior Mints has released a book he didn’t write for people who cannot read. The book is ironically titled, Triggered. Excerpts are all over the internet and they include many self-serving howlers, but none probably more … Continue reading

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The Feeling’s Gone and He Just Can’t Get It Back

I think it was Rodney Dangerfield who said disappointment is when you buy tickets to see Frank Sinatra and end up seeing Frank Sinatra Junior. This must be like that for the Red Hats: Organizers have asked the audience to … Continue reading

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Simpletons Should Not Have Guns: Hair Füror

We like checking the record now and then to see how politicians have evolved over time, or more likely devolved. Today’s example is of course our own Stable Dead-eyed Dick. Donald Trump Speaks to Reporters in Morristown, New Jersey – … Continue reading

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The Goat Rodeo Enters The Horse Race!

To the extent that money=enthusiasm for candidates, then we should start seeing news about how much money the 2020 Goat Rodeo Contenders have raised, as the quarterly filings are starting to roll in. Axios’ morning email thingie tells us (weird … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

Junior Mints is taking time off from his daily grind of trying to get Daddy to notice him, to peddle some fine schwag from the Individual-1 stay-out-of-prison store: Working on my summer dad bod with some new swag from the … Continue reading

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Tweet, Twit, Twat

I’m dying here: DonaldJTrumpJr liked this tweet: — Trump Alert (@TrumpsAlert) June 13, 2019 I bet Junior Mints really, really, really, really, really, really liked that tweet. The twitter bio for that account, btw, is: A bot tracking Trump … Continue reading

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The Luck of the Irish

Squiggy and Lenny went on a pub crawl, billed it to their daddy’s resort, and I wager some quatloos that we will end up paying for it (emphasis mine): “Donald Jr. and Eric enjoyed the welcome of long-lost friends in … Continue reading

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