Category Archives: John Kelly

‘Wanna Be My Chief of Staff?’

Posted on December 10, 2018 by

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us the obvious: “On Sunday evening, the vice president’s chief of staff, Nick Ayers, who had been the leading candidate to succeed outgoing White House chief of staff John Kelly, took himself … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, John Kelly, snark | 10 Comments

Adult Day Care Attendant Quits/You’re Fired’ed

Posted on December 8, 2018 by

I’m not sure it really matters if he was fired or resigned, but he’s outta there! And so I guess we’re now gonna see Prznint Stupid unfiltered? Rumor is that Nick Ayers, who is currently the chief of staff to … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, John Kelly, snark | 9 Comments

Because We Love a Good Debate

Posted on May 1, 2018 by

Kelly denies calling Trump an ‘idiot,’ says news report is ‘pathetic attempt to smear people’”: “White House Chief of Staff John F. Kelly on Monday denied he said President Trump is an ‘idiot,’ calling an NBC News story that said … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, John Kelly | 8 Comments

Our Baghdad Bob Is Bullshit Barbie

Posted on February 12, 2018 by

Two of John Kelly’s staffer resigned in disgrace within days of each other, both for domestic abuse which clearly Kelly must have know about months ago. This of course calls into question his ability to vet hires and/or what he … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, John Kelly, Kellyanne 'Bullshit Barbie' Conway | 4 Comments

Road Map and a Cheese Sandwich For Kelly?

Posted on February 9, 2018 by

ABC News is reporting that adult day care operator John Kelly has offered to resign over the Rob Porter FUBAR situation: “President Donald Trump, furious over the handling of domestic abuse allegations involving one of his closest aides, has spoken … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Gary Cohn, Serf-Master!, John Kelly, Mick 'Pay-to-Play' Mulvaney | 6 Comments

The Boys Club

Posted on February 9, 2018 by

Everyone is piling on the alleged grown-up in the room, the Fourth Reich’s Chief of Staff and real He-Man, Gen. John Kelly. Kelly has defended (alleged) serial wife-and-girlfriend beater Rob Porter. Until today. After criticism all over the media, Kelly … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, John Kelly, Sex fiends, sexism, War on Women | Tagged , , , | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on February 6, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs In which White House Adult Day Care attendant John Kelly tells us sumpin’ about the generous offer that Hair Führer made to Dreamers and would-be Dreamers who are gonna be kicked out if the mango-hued shitgibbon … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, immigration, John Kelly, racism, White Punks on Dope | 1 Comment

John Kelly Goes Where Many Have Gone Before!

Posted on January 18, 2018 by

Adult Daycare attendant John Kelly struck a nerve when he said on the nighttime  teevee show (‘Dull Takes With Bret Baier’) watched by that noted stable genius and cognitive test impresario Comrade Stupid: “As we talked about things — where … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, John Kelly, Social Media, Twitter | 8 Comments

John Kelly: ‘I’m With Stupid’ (UPDATED)

Posted on October 31, 2017 by

That’s the short-hand version of Chief of Staff John Kelly’s day yesterday. If you thought he was the ideal baby sitter for Preznint Stupid, think again. There is no grownup in the room, and yes, the calls are coming from … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, John Kelly | 7 Comments