Category Archives: John Kelly

Because We Love a Good Debate

Kelly denies calling Trump an ‘idiot,’ says news report is ‘pathetic attempt to smear people’”: “White House Chief of Staff John F. Kelly on Monday denied he said President Trump is an ‘idiot,’ calling an NBC News story that said … Continue reading

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Our Baghdad Bob Is Bullshit Barbie

Two of John Kelly’s staffer resigned in disgrace within days of each other, both for domestic abuse which clearly Kelly must have know about months ago. This of course calls into question his ability to vet hires and/or what he … Continue reading

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Road Map and a Cheese Sandwich For Kelly?

ABC News is reporting that adult day care operator John Kelly has offered to resign over the Rob Porter FUBAR situation: “President Donald Trump, furious over the handling of domestic abuse allegations involving one of his closest aides, has spoken … Continue reading

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The Boys Club

Everyone is piling on the alleged grown-up in the room, the Fourth Reich’s Chief of Staff and real He-Man, Gen. John Kelly. Kelly has defended (alleged) serial wife-and-girlfriend beater Rob Porter. Until today. After criticism all over the media, Kelly … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs In which White House Adult Day Care attendant John Kelly tells us sumpin’ about the generous offer that Hair Führer made to Dreamers and would-be Dreamers who are gonna be kicked out if the mango-hued shitgibbon … Continue reading

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John Kelly Goes Where Many Have Gone Before!

Adult Daycare attendant John Kelly struck a nerve when he said on the nighttime  teevee show (‘Dull Takes With Bret Baier’) watched by that noted stable genius and cognitive test impresario Comrade Stupid: “As we talked about things — where … Continue reading

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John Kelly: ‘I’m With Stupid’ (UPDATED)

That’s the short-hand version of Chief of Staff John Kelly’s day yesterday. If you thought he was the ideal baby sitter for Preznint Stupid, think again. There is no grownup in the room, and yes, the calls are coming from … Continue reading

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