Category Archives: John Bomb-Em-All Bolton

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs …this time, maybe drinking in celebration? Mulvaney withdraws bid to join Bolton camp’s impeachment testimony lawsuit. — Peter Baker (@peterbakernyt) November 11, 2019 Bolton just burned Mulvaney’s lifeboat.

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The Patriotism of John Bolton

Hey guys, remember last week we wondered what John Bolton’s angle was? Why he was demanding a subpoena to testify and then starting a lawsuit against being subpoena’ed, and then hinting he had boffo blockbuster info! I think we know! … Continue reading

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What’s Bolton’s Angle?

The NYTimes front-pages (is too a vurb!)  that former national security adviser John Bolton knows “many relevant meetings and conversations” that investigators haven’t uncovered yet. Bolton also said he would file a lawsuit if issued a subpoena, so mixed signals … Continue reading

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Quid Meets Quo, Goes Pro — Part Infinity

Fiona Hill, the Russian Usurper’s former former National Security Council senior director for Europe and Russia, testified for 10 hours(!) —practically Hillaryesque—that former national security adviser John ‘Bomb ‘Em All’ Bolton told her to notify the NSC’s chief lawyer about … Continue reading

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‘Locked and Loaded,’ revisited

Hey guys, remember the other day when this happened: Saudi Arabia oil supply was attacked. There is reason to believe that we know the culprit, are locked and loaded depending on verification, but are waiting to hear from the Kingdom … Continue reading

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Look Who’s You’re Fired’ed Now!

Pol POTUS has fired the Mustaches of War: I informed John Bolton last night that his services are no longer needed at the White House. I disagreed strongly with many of his suggestions, as did others in the Administration, and … Continue reading

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Comrade Prznint Stupid To Take His Road Show To Ireland (Golfing & Grifting, cont.)

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!) gives us Prznint Stupid’s busy schedule for the remainder of his UK Vacation (worst movie in the series): TRUMP’S WEDNESDAY — The president and first lady Melania Trump will leave London at 9:35 … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) Name Calling for Fun and Profit

The 4th Reich has designated Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps as a foreign terrorist organization—the first time the U.S. has deployed the designation against a foreign government entity. John Bolton hasn’t had this much wood since his Club Xenon days. … Continue reading

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Tweet, Twit, Twat

Tiger Beat on the Potomac tells us, alarmingly, that Comrade Stupid’s national security advisor and friend of the United Nations, John Bolton, is now a Tweetering fool, like his boss! Once again, the people of Venezuela have taken to the … Continue reading

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Infrastructure Week At The United Nations!

Comrade Stupid is going to address the United Nations again this week. Last year, you may recall, Prznint Stupid called Kim Jong-un “Rocket Man” and said the U.S. may have “no choice but to totally destroy North Korea.” I’m sure … Continue reading

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