Category Archives: John Bomb-Em-All Bolton

2024 Goat Rodeo Update!

John Bolton: the compromise candidate. Former National Security Advisor John Bolton said Monday that he will consider running for president to stop former President Donald Trump from returning to the White House, if no other potential GOP candidates denounce Trump. … Continue reading

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Saying the Quiet Part Aloud

  Well, this ought to get him a nice room at The Hague: John Bolton: “As someone who has helped plan coups de etat — not here but, you know, other places — it takes a lot of work” pic.twitter.com/ztKuImN5nP … Continue reading

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Get the Hook!

Give it up for the comedic stylings of Hair Füror: Scoop: New book says Trump talked of COVID killing John Bolton Here’s the quote: Trump had tried to joke about the virus for months, sometimes even mocking people who had … Continue reading

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The Russians Did It!

Our End-Times Secretary of State Mike Pompeo: “I can’t say much more as we’re still unpacking precisely what it is, and I’m sure some of it will remain classified. But suffice it to say there was a significant effort to … Continue reading

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BREAKING: Judge Denies Bolton’s ‘Classified Lies’ Book Be Blocked

Axios Alert: A federal judge on Saturday denied the Trump administration an emergency temporary restraining order to block the release of former national security advisor John Bolton’s book, “The Room Where It Happened.” The big picture: Copies of the book … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) Nuts and Boltons

OK, the stories leaking out of the Bolton Book are juicy, if true. But everything we wrote last night stands. Axios morning email thingie leads: John Bolton’s brutal memoir about his 17 months in the White House portrays President Trump … Continue reading

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The Rehab’ing of John Bolton

I’m sure everyone who reads this blog is already smart enough to know that John Bolton is never to be trusted, and everything that comes out of his pie hole is by definition either a lie or aggrandizement. The leader … Continue reading

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The Perils of Viral Marketing

You know, this is what happens when you decide to do your own marketing, jackass: John Bolton’s book has been delayed until May due to White House review So sorry for you loss of revenue, John, but maybe you should … Continue reading

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What a Coinky-Dink!

It’s almost as if Trump could read: White House has issued formal threat to Bolton to keep him from publishing book The White House has issued a formal threat to former national security adviser John Bolton to keep him from … Continue reading

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Deny, Deny, Deny (Gaslighting, Part Infinity)

We’re betting MPS will not be the only blog using this gaslighting clip today. Anyway, yesterday was supposed to be the Big Defense Day, and from the moment of impeached Prznint Stupid’s team arrival: Starr is cosplaying the role of … Continue reading

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