Category Archives: John Bomb-Em-All Bolton

The Perils of Viral Marketing

You know, this is what happens when you decide to do your own marketing, jackass: John Bolton’s book has been delayed until May due to White House review So sorry for you loss of revenue, John, but maybe you should … Continue reading

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What a Coinky-Dink!

It’s almost as if Trump could read: White House has issued formal threat to Bolton to keep him from publishing book The White House has issued a formal threat to former national security adviser John Bolton to keep him from … Continue reading

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Deny, Deny, Deny (Gaslighting, Part Infinity)

We’re betting MPS will not be the only blog using this gaslighting clip today. Anyway, yesterday was supposed to be the Big Defense Day, and from the moment of impeached Prznint Stupid’s team arrival: Starr is cosplaying the role of … Continue reading

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Pundits Are Prognosticating

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie) morning email thingie ponders the impact of the Bolton book leak: BUT LET’S BE PERFECTLY CLEAR HERE: MAGGIE and MIKE’S story is as bad as can be for TRUMP. BOLTON is now contradicting … Continue reading

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Future Book Tours

Masters of Marketing From the horse’s… During the present impeachment controversy, I have tried to meet my obligations both as a citizen and as former National Security Advisor. My colleague, Dr. Charles Kupperman, faced with a House committee subpoena on … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs …this time, maybe drinking in celebration? Mulvaney withdraws bid to join Bolton camp’s impeachment testimony lawsuit. — Peter Baker (@peterbakernyt) November 11, 2019 Bolton just burned Mulvaney’s lifeboat.

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The Patriotism of John Bolton

Hey guys, remember last week we wondered what John Bolton’s angle was? Why he was demanding a subpoena to testify and then starting a lawsuit against being subpoena’ed, and then hinting he had boffo blockbuster info! I think we know! … Continue reading

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What’s Bolton’s Angle?

The NYTimes front-pages (is too a vurb!)  that former national security adviser John Bolton knows “many relevant meetings and conversations” that investigators haven’t uncovered yet. Bolton also said he would file a lawsuit if issued a subpoena, so mixed signals … Continue reading

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Quid Meets Quo, Goes Pro — Part Infinity

Fiona Hill, the Russian Usurper’s former former National Security Council senior director for Europe and Russia, testified for 10 hours(!) —practically Hillaryesque—that former national security adviser John ‘Bomb ‘Em All’ Bolton told her to notify the NSC’s chief lawyer about … Continue reading

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‘Locked and Loaded,’ revisited

Hey guys, remember the other day when this happened: Saudi Arabia oil supply was attacked. There is reason to believe that we know the culprit, are locked and loaded depending on verification, but are waiting to hear from the Kingdom … Continue reading

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