Category Archives: Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III

Late In Life, Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III Grows A Spine

It’s taken a while for the vestigial spine to appear, but lo! A miracle occured:   Lord Damp Nut has relentless poked, slandered, and slurred good ole boy Jefferson Beauregard, and now he is backing Tommy Tuberville in the Alabama … Continue reading

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Trump: ‘Vengence is a Dish Best Served Cold’

Honest to blog, this petty, orange, vengeful man will spit on Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stoenwall’ Sessions III from the grave… ….(which is under siege), is strong on Crime and the Border, and truly LOVES our Military and our Vets. He will … Continue reading

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UPDATED: We Hardly Knew Ye

Alas, and alack! Child-molester (ALLEGED!) Judge Roy Moore did not make the run-off and so now Alabama (motto: Where the Debris Meets the Sea) is going to be between former Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III and former Auburn … Continue reading

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What a Coinky-Dink!

It’s almost as if Trump could read: White House has issued formal threat to Bolton to keep him from publishing book The White House has issued a formal threat to former national security adviser John Bolton to keep him from … Continue reading

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Eiron, The Goddess Of Irony, Take The Night Off, Please

Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III is going to run for his old Senate Seat, which means Prznint Stupid is going to have to choose between endorsing him or endorsing Judge Roy Moore. I swear to Dawg, Sen. Doug Jones is … Continue reading

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Prznint Stupid Can Hold A Grudge

We continue to believe that Sen. Doug Jones of Alabama is the luckiest man in politics. The Hill tells us: “President Trump is not on board with a potential Senate bid by former Attorney General Jeff Sessions, according to Sen. … Continue reading

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United States Government Planned to “Traumatize” Migrant Children

If you have a few moments please consider reading this post from Stanford University: Memorandum Reveals United States Government Planned to “Traumatize” Migrant Children The 4th Reich is pure evil.

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The Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac Jam Sessions

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac Atty. Gen. Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III turned in his forced resignation letter yesterday, which brings into sharp relief the survival of Mr. Mueller’s investigation into the Russians-Trump shenanigans of the 2016 Goat Rodeo. Tiger Beat on the Potomac morning email … Continue reading

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Oopsy! Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac In Danger

Axios, after being somewhat shamed yesterday for jumping the gun on the Rosenstein resignation scoop, got their hands on the draft announcement from the Department of Justice: Rod Rosenstein has served the Department of Justice with dedication and skill for … Continue reading

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Prznint Stupid Does It Again!

If you want to have a masterclass in how to politicize the (allegedly) non-political Department of Justice, The Russian Usurper brings it: Two long running, Obama era, investigations of two very popular Republican Congressmen were brought to a well publicized … Continue reading

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