Category Archives: Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III

Spies Like Them

Posted on June 14, 2021 by tengrain

Politico/Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie begins with news of the 4th Reich spying on: 1) the press, B) Congress and iii) itself (WH Counsel Don McGahn)…(emphasis theirs): If reports that DONALD TRUMP’S Justice Department surreptitiously … Continue reading →

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Bill Barr STILL Blows

Posted on June 11, 2021 by tengrain

Bill Barr, who is probably the most corrupt Attorney General in US History (runner up: Bill Barr during Iran-Contra!) says he doesn’t remember spying on congress for Hair Füror: Former Attorney General William Barr on Friday distanced himself from reports … Continue reading →

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About Last Night…

Posted on July 15, 2020 by tengrain

Nation Mourns As Kate McKinnon retires her portrayal of Jeff Sessions There’s probably a lot of chin-stroking and pontificating going on at serious-thinking blogs, but MPS is not that blog. The only election results —that were really, strangely enjoyable to … Continue reading →

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Late In Life, Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III Grows A Spine

Posted on May 23, 2020 by tengrain

It’s taken a while for the vestigial spine to appear, but lo! A miracle occured:   Lord Damp Nut has relentless poked, slandered, and slurred good ole boy Jefferson Beauregard, and now he is backing Tommy Tuberville in the Alabama … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Jefferson Beauregard 'Stonewall' Sessions III, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, racism, White Punks on Dope | 7 Comments

Trump: ‘Vengence is a Dish Best Served Cold’

Posted on March 11, 2020 by tengrain

Honest to blog, this petty, orange, vengeful man will spit on Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stoenwall’ Sessions III from the grave… ….(which is under siege), is strong on Crime and the Border, and truly LOVES our Military and our Vets. He will … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Jefferson Beauregard 'Stonewall' Sessions III, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 12 Comments

UPDATED: We Hardly Knew Ye

Posted on March 4, 2020 by tengrain

Alas, and alack! Child-molester (ALLEGED!) Judge Roy Moore did not make the run-off and so now Alabama (motto: Where the Debris Meets the Sea) is going to be between former Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III and former Auburn … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Alabama, Crazeee States, Jefferson Beauregard 'Stonewall' Sessions III, Sen. Doug Jones (D-AL) | 5 Comments

What a Coinky-Dink!

Posted on January 30, 2020 by tengrain

It’s almost as if Trump could read: White House has issued formal threat to Bolton to keep him from publishing book The White House has issued a formal threat to former national security adviser John Bolton to keep him from … Continue reading →

Posted in ITMFA, Jefferson Beauregard 'Stonewall' Sessions III, John Bomb-Em-All Bolton, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 8 Comments

Eiron, The Goddess Of Irony, Take The Night Off, Please

Posted on November 6, 2019 by tengrain

Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III is going to run for his old Senate Seat, which means Prznint Stupid is going to have to choose between endorsing him or endorsing Judge Roy Moore. I swear to Dawg, Sen. Doug Jones is … Continue reading →

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Prznint Stupid Can Hold A Grudge

Posted on July 12, 2019 by tengrain

We continue to believe that Sen. Doug Jones of Alabama is the luckiest man in politics. The Hill tells us: “President Trump is not on board with a potential Senate bid by former Attorney General Jeff Sessions, according to Sen. … Continue reading →

Posted in Jefferson Beauregard 'Stonewall' Sessions III, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Roy Moore, Theocrats | 6 Comments

United States Government Planned to “Traumatize” Migrant Children

Posted on February 4, 2019 by tengrain

If you have a few moments please consider reading this post from Stanford University: Memorandum Reveals United States Government Planned to “Traumatize” Migrant Children The 4th Reich is pure evil.

Posted in Jefferson Beauregard 'Stonewall' Sessions III, Kirstjen Nielsen, Stephen Miller, Pee-Wee Himmler | 4 Comments