Category Archives: Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III

This is Nuts

The AP reports: Kelly, in his first weekend on the job, called Sessions to assure him his position was safe. But the rift between Trump and Sessions still has not healed. Recently, Trump bemoaned the Republicans’ loss in a special … Continue reading

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M&As Today

CVS is buying Aetna in massive deal that could transform health care If approved, the $69 billion acquisition — $77 billion including debt — would drastically remap the health care industry. CVS Health (CVS) is a massive drugstore chain and … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs The two-drink minimum comedy stylings of our Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III, who may be in cahoots with the Russians.

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Trump: ‘Look! Over There!’

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac Tiger Beat tells us…  “Attorney General Jeff Sessions is raising the possibility of naming a new special counsel to investigate potential wrongdoing by the Clinton Foundation, according to a letter the Justice Department sent Monday to House Republicans. … Continue reading

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Trump Goal: Killing CNN

We’ll begin our day, Dear Readers, with a quick peak at Hair Führer’s notorious enemies list, which really has only one true enemy: the Media. Anyway, there’s a lot of speculation that Comrade Trump, in the fine tradition of dictators … Continue reading

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‘It’s Good To Be The King’ — UPDATED

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac As we all know, the appointment of special counsel Robert Mueller, whose investigation into The Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac matter (which has now resulted in three indictments) was triggered when Comrade Preznint Stupid politely asked then-F.B.I. director James Comey if … Continue reading

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It’s Enough To Make Jefferson Beauregard Sessions Cry

JPS school honoring Jefferson Davis to be renamed after Barack Obama A predominately black public school in Mississippi named after Jefferson Davis will have its Confederate tied namesake stripped next year and replaced with the title of another president whose … Continue reading

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The Race To Replace Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III

Raw Story tells us… Gun-toting, horse-riding Republican Roy Moore would handily beat his Democratic rival for Alabama’s senate seat if the election was today, a new poll shows. The former Alabama Supreme Court justice is polling at around 50 percent versus 44 … Continue reading

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Trouble For Elmira Gantry

As you may know, ESPN sportsball news person Jemele Hill wrote a series of (accurate?) tweets about Hair Führer, you know, being a white supremacist. And the Fourth Reich had to counter-punch, so out on the stage went our heroine … Continue reading

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted

Axios tells us: Attorney General Jeff Sessions has told associates he wants to put the entire National Security Council staff through a lie detector test to root out leakers. It’s unclear whether this will ever happen, but Sessions floated the … Continue reading

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