Category Archives: Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III

The Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac Jam Sessions

Posted on November 8, 2018 by

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac Atty. Gen. Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III turned in his forced resignation letter yesterday, which brings into sharp relief the survival of Mr. Mueller’s investigation into the Russians-Trump shenanigans of the 2016 Goat Rodeo. Tiger Beat on the Potomac morning email … Continue reading →

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Oopsy! Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac In Danger

Posted on September 25, 2018 by

Axios, after being somewhat shamed yesterday for jumping the gun on the Rosenstein resignation scoop, got their hands on the draft announcement from the Department of Justice: Rod Rosenstein has served the Department of Justice with dedication and skill for … Continue reading →

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Prznint Stupid Does It Again!

Posted on September 3, 2018 by

If you want to have a masterclass in how to politicize the (allegedly) non-political Department of Justice, The Russian Usurper brings it: Two long running, Obama era, investigations of two very popular Republican Congressmen were brought to a well publicized … Continue reading →

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Religious Freedom for Y’all Qaeda

Posted on July 31, 2018 by

Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III announced the Department of Justice’s creation of a “religious liberty task force” to “help the department fully implement our religious guidance.” Now, in case anyone was wondering what this means, JBSS3 makes it clear: “We … Continue reading →

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The Comedy Stylings of Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III!

Posted on June 27, 2018 by

Here's Attorney General Jeff Sessions making a joke today about separating families (to laughter and applause) pic.twitter.com/j38Oyhd313 — Robert Maguire (@RobertMaguire_) June 26, 2018 Sorry for the poor sound quality, but after all, he was speaking from under a sheet.

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The Morning Quote

Posted on June 19, 2018 by

The Hill: Sessions appeared on Fox News’s “The Ingraham Angle” amid a growing uproar over the administration’s “zero tolerance” policy to combat illegal immigration. As part of the policy, thousands of migrant children have been separated from their parents. Ingraham … Continue reading →

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Comrade Trump Is Doing It For The Children

Posted on June 17, 2018 by

As we all know by now, it is the policy of The United States to separate children of immigrants and put them in Concentration Camps pending sending them back to the tender mercies of gangsters in Central America from whom … Continue reading →

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The Kindness of Strangers: Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III Edition

Posted on June 13, 2018 by

Our Attorney General, Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III, a man who hates everyone who is not a Straight White Xristian Cisgendered Male, has decided that he has been too lenient in his immigration enforcement. He worries that he is getting … Continue reading →

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Speculating Wildly: Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac

Posted on March 15, 2018 by

Vanity Fair reports that Comrade Stupid is considering firing Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III and replacing him with his favorite minion, EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt: “Perhaps most consequential for Robert Mueller’s investigation, sources said Trump has discussed a plan to … Continue reading →

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This Will Give Comrade Stupid Some Gas

Posted on March 1, 2018 by

I’ll give Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III some credit: that was EXCELLENT trolling of Comrade Prznint Stupid. Anyway, the WaPo has something of a real story involving JB(s)SIII that this image could illustrate: “Special counsel Robert S. Mueller III has … Continue reading →

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