Category Archives: Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III

Religious Freedom for Y’all Qaeda

Posted on July 31, 2018 by

Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III announced the Department of Justice’s creation of a “religious liberty task force” to “help the department fully implement our religious guidance.” Now, in case anyone was wondering what this means, JBSS3 makes it clear: “We … Continue reading →

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The Comedy Stylings of Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III!

Posted on June 27, 2018 by

Here's Attorney General Jeff Sessions making a joke today about separating families (to laughter and applause) pic.twitter.com/j38Oyhd313 — Robert Maguire (@RobertMaguire_) June 26, 2018 Sorry for the poor sound quality, but after all, he was speaking from under a sheet.

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The Morning Quote

Posted on June 19, 2018 by

The Hill: Sessions appeared on Fox News’s “The Ingraham Angle” amid a growing uproar over the administration’s “zero tolerance” policy to combat illegal immigration. As part of the policy, thousands of migrant children have been separated from their parents. Ingraham … Continue reading →

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Comrade Trump Is Doing It For The Children

Posted on June 17, 2018 by

As we all know by now, it is the policy of The United States to separate children of immigrants and put them in Concentration Camps pending sending them back to the tender mercies of gangsters in Central America from whom … Continue reading →

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The Kindness of Strangers: Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III Edition

Posted on June 13, 2018 by

Our Attorney General, Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III, a man who hates everyone who is not a Straight White Xristian Cisgendered Male, has decided that he has been too lenient in his immigration enforcement. He worries that he is getting … Continue reading →

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Speculating Wildly: Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac

Posted on March 15, 2018 by

Vanity Fair reports that Comrade Stupid is considering firing Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III and replacing him with his favorite minion, EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt: “Perhaps most consequential for Robert Mueller’s investigation, sources said Trump has discussed a plan to … Continue reading →

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This Will Give Comrade Stupid Some Gas

Posted on March 1, 2018 by

I’ll give Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III some credit: that was EXCELLENT trolling of Comrade Prznint Stupid. Anyway, the WaPo has something of a real story involving JB(s)SIII that this image could illustrate: “Special counsel Robert S. Mueller III has … Continue reading →

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This Is Not Normal, Part Infinity

Posted on February 28, 2018 by

Here we go again: Why is A.G. Jeff Sessions asking the Inspector General to investigate potentially massive FISA abuse. Will take forever, has no prosecutorial power and already late with reports on Comey etc. Isn’t the I.G. an Obama guy? … Continue reading →

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The Afternoon Quote

Posted on February 12, 2018 by

“The office of sheriff is a critical part of the Anglo-American heritage of law enforcement.” –Jefferson Beauregard “Stonewall” Sessions III

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“Nobody’s Perfect”

Posted on February 2, 2018 by

Sweet Jeebuz Lizard, Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III responding to allegations in “the memo”: “Congress has made inquiries concerning an issue of great importance for the country and concerns have been raised about the Department’s performance. I have great confidence … Continue reading →

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