Category Archives: Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III

Speculating Wildly: Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac

Vanity Fair reports that Comrade Stupid is considering firing Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III and replacing him with his favorite minion, EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt: “Perhaps most consequential for Robert Mueller’s investigation, sources said Trump has discussed a plan to … Continue reading

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This Will Give Comrade Stupid Some Gas

I’ll give Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III some credit: that was EXCELLENT trolling of Comrade Prznint Stupid. Anyway, the WaPo has something of a real story involving JB(s)SIII that this image could illustrate: “Special counsel Robert S. Mueller III has … Continue reading

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This Is Not Normal, Part Infinity

Here we go again: Why is A.G. Jeff Sessions asking the Inspector General to investigate potentially massive FISA abuse. Will take forever, has no prosecutorial power and already late with reports on Comey etc. Isn’t the I.G. an Obama guy? … Continue reading

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The Afternoon Quote

“The office of sheriff is a critical part of the Anglo-American heritage of law enforcement.” –Jefferson Beauregard “Stonewall” Sessions III

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“Nobody’s Perfect”

Sweet Jeebuz Lizard, Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III responding to allegations in “the memo”: “Congress has made inquiries concerning an issue of great importance for the country and concerns have been raised about the Department’s performance. I have great confidence … Continue reading

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This is Nuts

The AP reports: Kelly, in his first weekend on the job, called Sessions to assure him his position was safe. But the rift between Trump and Sessions still has not healed. Recently, Trump bemoaned the Republicans’ loss in a special … Continue reading

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M&As Today

CVS is buying Aetna in massive deal that could transform health care If approved, the $69 billion acquisition — $77 billion including debt — would drastically remap the health care industry. CVS Health (CVS) is a massive drugstore chain and … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs The two-drink minimum comedy stylings of our Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III, who may be in cahoots with the Russians.

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Trump: ‘Look! Over There!’

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac Tiger Beat tells us…  “Attorney General Jeff Sessions is raising the possibility of naming a new special counsel to investigate potential wrongdoing by the Clinton Foundation, according to a letter the Justice Department sent Monday to House Republicans. … Continue reading

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Trump Goal: Killing CNN

We’ll begin our day, Dear Readers, with a quick peak at Hair Führer’s notorious enemies list, which really has only one true enemy: the Media. Anyway, there’s a lot of speculation that Comrade Trump, in the fine tradition of dictators … Continue reading

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