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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs The two-drink minimum comedy stylings of our Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III, who may be in cahoots with the Russians.

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Trump: ‘Look! Over There!’

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac Tiger Beat tells us…  “Attorney General Jeff Sessions is raising the possibility of naming a new special counsel to investigate potential wrongdoing by the Clinton Foundation, according to a letter the Justice Department sent Monday to House Republicans. … Continue reading

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Trump Goal: Killing CNN

We’ll begin our day, Dear Readers, with a quick peak at Hair Führer’s notorious enemies list, which really has only one true enemy: the Media. Anyway, there’s a lot of speculation that Comrade Trump, in the fine tradition of dictators … Continue reading

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‘It’s Good To Be The King’ — UPDATED

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac As we all know, the appointment of special counsel Robert Mueller, whose investigation into The Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac matter (which has now resulted in three indictments) was triggered when Comrade Preznint Stupid politely asked then-F.B.I. director James Comey if … Continue reading

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It’s Enough To Make Jefferson Beauregard Sessions Cry

JPS school honoring Jefferson Davis to be renamed after Barack Obama A predominately black public school in Mississippi named after Jefferson Davis will have its Confederate tied namesake stripped next year and replaced with the title of another president whose … Continue reading

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The Race To Replace Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III

Raw Story tells us… Gun-toting, horse-riding Republican Roy Moore would handily beat his Democratic rival for Alabama’s senate seat if the election was today, a new poll shows. The former Alabama Supreme Court justice is polling at around 50 percent versus 44 … Continue reading

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Trouble For Elmira Gantry

As you may know, ESPN sportsball news person Jemele Hill wrote a series of (accurate?) tweets about Hair Führer, you know, being a white supremacist. And the Fourth Reich had to counter-punch, so out on the stage went our heroine … Continue reading

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted

Axios tells us: Attorney General Jeff Sessions has told associates he wants to put the entire National Security Council staff through a lie detector test to root out leakers. It’s unclear whether this will ever happen, but Sessions floated the … Continue reading

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The Diary of Ana Franco Coming Soon

Ladies and Germans, the AG of the United States Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III is pleased to announce the pogrom: This is revolting, it’s un-American. UPDATE 1: Obama reacts: https://www.axios.com/obama-trumps-daca-decision-self-defeating-and-cruel-2481854551.html?stream=politics&utm_source=alert&utm_medium=email&utm_term=alerts_politicsObama: Trump’s DACA decision “self-defeating” and “cruel”

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This Will Not End Well

Hair Führer wants the po-lice armed to their teeth: WASHINGTON — The Trump administration Monday lifted a controversial ban on the transfer of some surplus military equipment to police departments whose battlefield-style response to rioting in a St. Louis suburb … Continue reading

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