Category Archives: Jefferson Beauregard “Jeff” Sessions III

Here’s Some Stupid For Your Afternoon

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III doesn’t seem to know that Hawaii is a state: “I really am amazed that a judge sitting on an island in the Pacific can issue an order that stops the President of the United States from … Continue reading

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The Afternoon Quote

“We really need to work hard at that.” –Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III replied, when asked about the 93 unfilled U.S. attorney positions created since dozens were fired in March.

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From The Legal Mind of AG Jefferson Beauregard Sessions

TPM tells us… Attorney General Jeff Sessions restated his opposition to agreements made between the Justice Department and a number of police departments during the Obama administration on Thursday, saying that the consent decree agreements “can reduce the morale of … Continue reading

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Activism: We Are Responsible

Ed. Pinned. Fresher posts below. O- I often see comments about how the “spineless Dems” are not doing what someone wants them to do. The fault, dear Brutus lies not in our stars but in ourselves, that we are underlings. … Continue reading

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Trump: Now Watch Me Pull A Rabbit Outta My Ass

More slight of hand from Hair Führer: (Apologies to Rocky and Bullwinkle!) So as we watch the 4th Reich FAIL on their legislative initiatives, let’s watch Trump try to rally his racist base by sending out Confederate Attorney General Jefferson … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Convicted felon and disgraced lobbyist and noted Casino fanboi,  ‘Black Jack’ Abramoff is now a character witness for Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III. Maybe Jack, you can teach Jefferson how to make pruno when he’s in the … Continue reading

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‘Dazed and Recused’

That’s the best headline of the morning – from the Economist. Let’s try to recap: Then Senator and now AG Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III meets the Russian Ambassador (twice) and then lies about it under oath, which is a crime … Continue reading

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From Russia, With Love

Last night we learned that AG Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III lied under oath and indeed to have relations —twice!— with THAT country, Russia: Attorney General Jeff Sessions met with Russia’s ambassador to the United States twice before the election while … Continue reading

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Activism: Act, Don’t React

We need to view any and every action of the Russian Puppet Admin with maximum cynicism. Constantly on the lookout for shiny objects. If it’s leaked that the Trump admin says grass is green and the sky is blue the first … Continue reading

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Well, Now We’re Eff’ed In The Dark

Senate Confirms Jeff Sessions As Attorney General This will probably be the most corrupt DOJ since Ed Meese ran the joint (and he was more incompetent than evil). Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III is pure distilled animus to everyone who is … Continue reading

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