Category Archives: Ivanka, The First Shady

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

As foretold in prophecy dank and dark, Hair Füror officially announced that he is in the 2024 Goat Rodeo. He even filed the paperwork. And while he did not pay tourists to cheer him on as he descended a golden … Continue reading

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Vanky Is As Petty As Daddy

Lol Ivanka cropped out Kimberly Guilfoyle from Tiffany’s wedding photos pic.twitter.com/AOIWRlOwf9 — Natalie Betance (@nataliebetance) November 13, 2022 Why doesn’t Vanky like her brother’s emotional support cougar?

Posted in Ivanka, The First Shady, Trump Crime Family, Junior Mint’s Emotional Support Cougar Kimberly Guilfoyle, Tiff | 14 Comments

Report: Jar-Jar and Vanky Nearly You’re Fired’ed

Twice-impeached LOSER ex-prznint Stupid nearly fired the First Shady and his own Fratsputin, according to MAGA, er, Maggie Haberman’s book: Then-President Donald Trump nearly fired his daughter Ivanka Trump and son-in-law Jared Kushner from the White House via tweet, according … Continue reading

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BREAKING: NY AG Files Fraud Suit Against Trump Crime Family

CNN reports: New York attorney general files civil fraud lawsuit against Trump, some of his children and his business (CNN)New York Attorney General Letitia James filed a civil fraud lawsuit Wednesday against former President Donald Trump, according to court records. … Continue reading

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The First Shady: Still Shady

Just days after then-AG Bill ‘low’ Barr called “bullshit” on the Big Lie in December 2020, The First Shady told a documentary filmmaker she wanted her daddy to “continue to fight until every legal remedy is exhausted” because REASONS (“the … Continue reading

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Denials Not In Egypt

A bittersweet evening for Lord Damp Nut as finally his daughter FINALLY screwed him last night. Former guy re his daughter: pic.twitter.com/h1I1dgBXoh — George Conway🇺🇦 (@gtconway3d) June 10, 2022 The HuffPo has more on today’s melt-down from Hair Füror.

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Pop Quiz!

This is First Shady Ivanka’s on-going attempt at rehabilitation suggests that she was giving guitar lessons to an Ukrainian refugee, but as we can all see the kid is play a 4-string uke while she is (allegedly) playing a 6-string, … Continue reading

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Turns Out The Conways Marriage Is Not ‘The Song of Songs’, Who Knew?

We get some insight into one of the greatest love stories of the new century, George and KellyAnn Conway and how they keep it fresh: Kellyanne Conway Writes in Book of Husband ‘Cheating by Tweeting’ and Ivanka Trump Suggesting Couples … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Ivanka, The First Shady, Kellyanne 'Bullshit Barbie' Conway, Liars, Love is a many splendored thing, Lying Assweasles, Lying Liars Who Lie | 5 Comments

Rest of Trump Crime Family To Testify

Sad Cocaine Clown Snorty McCokespoon, er, Junior Mints will testify to the House January 6 committee in the coming days. Now that we know that are a lot of audio records (hi K-Mac!) this could be really fun watching him … Continue reading

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The First Shady Testifies! 8-Hours Later No One Knows What She Said

Access Journalist Maggie Haberman is having a sad: no one (meaning the First Shady) is leaking the detail of Vanky’s 8-hour testimony. Yet. Ivanka Trump testified for around eight hours Tuesday to the select House committee investigating the Jan. 6 … Continue reading

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