Category Archives: Ivanka, The First Shady

Report: Area Nepo-Babies Subpoena’ed

Posted on February 23, 2023 by tengrain

Fratsputin and the First Shady got an invite to spill tea from Special Counsel Jack Smith: Former President Donald J. Trump’s daughter Ivanka and his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, have been subpoenaed by the special counsel to testify before a federal … Continue reading →

Posted in Fratsputin Jared Kushner, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Ivanka, The First Shady, The Stupid Coup, Trump Crime Family | 2 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Posted on November 16, 2022 by tengrain

As foretold in prophecy dank and dark, Hair Füror officially announced that he is in the 2024 Goat Rodeo. He even filed the paperwork. And while he did not pay tourists to cheer him on as he descended a golden … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Ivanka, The First Shady | 9 Comments

Vanky Is As Petty As Daddy

Posted on November 14, 2022 by tengrain

Lol Ivanka cropped out Kimberly Guilfoyle from Tiffany’s wedding photos pic.twitter.com/AOIWRlOwf9 — Natalie Betance (@nataliebetance) November 13, 2022 Why doesn’t Vanky like her brother’s emotional support cougar?

Posted in Ivanka, The First Shady, Junior Mint’s Emotional Support Cougar Kimberly Guilfoyle, Tiff, Trump Crime Family | 14 Comments

Report: Jar-Jar and Vanky Nearly You’re Fired’ed

Posted on September 28, 2022 by tengrain

Twice-impeached LOSER ex-prznint Stupid nearly fired the First Shady and his own Fratsputin, according to MAGA, er, Maggie Haberman’s book: Then-President Donald Trump nearly fired his daughter Ivanka Trump and son-in-law Jared Kushner from the White House via tweet, according … Continue reading →

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BREAKING: NY AG Files Fraud Suit Against Trump Crime Family

Posted on September 21, 2022 by tengrain

CNN reports: New York attorney general files civil fraud lawsuit against Trump, some of his children and his business (CNN)New York Attorney General Letitia James filed a civil fraud lawsuit Wednesday against former President Donald Trump, according to court records. … Continue reading →

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Ivanka, The First Shady, Junior Mints, Trump Crime Family, Twizzler Trump | 20 Comments

The First Shady: Still Shady

Posted on June 23, 2022 by tengrain

Just days after then-AG Bill ‘low’ Barr called “bullshit” on the Big Lie in December 2020, The First Shady told a documentary filmmaker she wanted her daddy to “continue to fight until every legal remedy is exhausted” because REASONS (“the … Continue reading →

Posted in Insurrection, Ivanka, The First Shady, Liars, Lying Liars Who Lie, The Stupid Coup, Trump Crime Family | 7 Comments

Denials Not In Egypt

Posted on June 10, 2022 by tengrain

A bittersweet evening for Lord Damp Nut as finally his daughter FINALLY screwed him last night. Former guy re his daughter: pic.twitter.com/h1I1dgBXoh — George Conway🇺🇦 (@gtconway3d) June 10, 2022 The HuffPo has more on today’s melt-down from Hair Füror.

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Ivanka, The First Shady | 7 Comments

Pop Quiz!

Posted on May 22, 2022 by tengrain

This is First Shady Ivanka’s on-going attempt at rehabilitation suggests that she was giving guitar lessons to an Ukrainian refugee, but as we can all see the kid is play a 4-string uke while she is (allegedly) playing a 6-string, … Continue reading →

Posted in Ivanka, The First Shady, Pop Quiz! | 19 Comments

Turns Out The Conways Marriage Is Not ‘The Song of Songs’, Who Knew?

Posted on May 20, 2022 by tengrain

We get some insight into one of the greatest love stories of the new century, George and KellyAnn Conway and how they keep it fresh: Kellyanne Conway Writes in Book of Husband ‘Cheating by Tweeting’ and Ivanka Trump Suggesting Couples … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, Ivanka, The First Shady, Kellyanne 'Bullshit Barbie' Conway, Liars, Love is a many splendored thing, Lying Assweasles, Lying Liars Who Lie | 5 Comments

Rest of Trump Crime Family To Testify

Posted on April 23, 2022 by tengrain

Sad Cocaine Clown Snorty McCokespoon, er, Junior Mints will testify to the House January 6 committee in the coming days. Now that we know that are a lot of audio records (hi K-Mac!) this could be really fun watching him … Continue reading →

Posted in Fratsputin Jared Kushner, Ivanka, The First Shady, Junior Mints, The Stupid Coup, Trump Crime Family, Twizzler Trump | 7 Comments