Category Archives: Ivanka, The First Shady

The First Shady: Still Shady

Just days after then-AG Bill ‘low’ Barr called “bullshit” on the Big Lie in December 2020, The First Shady told a documentary filmmaker she wanted her daddy to “continue to fight until every legal remedy is exhausted” because REASONS (“the … Continue reading

Posted in Insurrection, Ivanka, The First Shady, Liars, Lying Liars Who Lie, The Stupid Coup, Trump Crime Family | 7 Comments

Denials Not In Egypt

A bittersweet evening for Lord Damp Nut as finally his daughter FINALLY screwed him last night. Former guy re his daughter: pic.twitter.com/h1I1dgBXoh — George Conway🇺🇦 (@gtconway3d) June 10, 2022 The HuffPo has more on today’s melt-down from Hair Füror.

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Ivanka, The First Shady | 7 Comments

Pop Quiz!

This is First Shady Ivanka’s on-going attempt at rehabilitation suggests that she was giving guitar lessons to an Ukrainian refugee, but as we can all see the kid is play a 4-string uke while she is (allegedly) playing a 6-string, … Continue reading

Posted in Ivanka, The First Shady, Pop Quiz! | 19 Comments

Turns Out The Conways Marriage Is Not ‘The Song of Songs’, Who Knew?

We get some insight into one of the greatest love stories of the new century, George and KellyAnn Conway and how they keep it fresh: Kellyanne Conway Writes in Book of Husband ‘Cheating by Tweeting’ and Ivanka Trump Suggesting Couples … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Ivanka, The First Shady, Kellyanne 'Bullshit Barbie' Conway, Liars, Love is a many splendored thing, Lying Assweasles, Lying Liars Who Lie | 5 Comments

Rest of Trump Crime Family To Testify

Sad Cocaine Clown Snorty McCokespoon, er, Junior Mints will testify to the House January 6 committee in the coming days. Now that we know that are a lot of audio records (hi K-Mac!) this could be really fun watching him … Continue reading

Posted in Fratsputin Jared Kushner, Ivanka, The First Shady, Junior Mints, The Stupid Coup, Trump Crime Family, Twizzler Trump | 7 Comments

The First Shady Testifies! 8-Hours Later No One Knows What She Said

Access Journalist Maggie Haberman is having a sad: no one (meaning the First Shady) is leaking the detail of Vanky’s 8-hour testimony. Yet. Ivanka Trump testified for around eight hours Tuesday to the select House committee investigating the Jan. 6 … Continue reading

Posted in Insurrection, Ivanka, The First Shady, The Stupid Coup, Trump Crime Family | 7 Comments

First Shady Ivanka To Testify

Ivanka is going to take a break in her busy schedule of ‘Gramming herself in serene white spaces, holding a sheaf of empty pages, starring blankly out a window, with a steaming white mug nearby: WASHINGTON — Ivanka Trump, the … Continue reading

Posted in Insurrection, Ivanka, The First Shady, Shallow graves for shallow people, The Stupid Coup | 7 Comments

Former First Shady Ivanka Trump: Let Them Eat…

…gruel. Ivanka took to Instagramming herself again, in her usual fame-whore way, taking an issue and making it all about herself.  She wanted her followers to know that she sent more than 1 million meals (meals, and notably not dollars and certainly … Continue reading

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Ivanka, The First Shady, Trump Crime Family | 7 Comments

Trump To Touch Bible For Second Time, Allegedly

Grifters Gotta Grift As long as we’re talking about the Trump Crime Family, CNN tells us that they are going to be deposed in May for their involvement in yet another grift. The lawsuit, which was filed in 2018, alleges … Continue reading

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Ivanka, The First Shady, Junior Mints, Trump Crime Family, Twizzler Trump | 1 Comment

Stupid Coup News: Former First Shady Might Be Running Out The Clock

The Stupid Coup The January 6 Committee is in talks with former First Shady Ivanka to appear before the committee: vanka Trump is considering appearing before the House select committee investigating the January 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol, a … Continue reading

Posted in Ivanka, The First Shady, Legitimate Political Discourse, The Stupid Coup | 5 Comments