Category Archives: Ivanka-ka, The First Shady

Cadet Bone Spurs Takes Control!

Commander Bunnypants has issued a proclamation on the electronic tweeter, as one does, to show the world how serious he is in re: Syria, because: reasons! Statement from President Donald J. Trump Regarding Turkey’s Actions in Northeast Syria pic.twitter.com/ZCQC7nzmME — … Continue reading

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The First Shady Tries Stand-Up

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) alert us to maybe the unintenionally funniest moment of 2019: At a mid-August fundraiser in Jackson Hole, Wyo., Ivanka Trump was asked to name the personality traits she inherited most from her parents. … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink — Ivanka Edition

Happy Hour News Briefs Desperately seeking solace, the nation turned it’s weeping eyes to The First Shady, Ivanka Trump, who on Sunday tweeted these comforting words: As our nation mourns the senseless loss of life in El Paso, Texas and … Continue reading

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Kushner Cos. Properties: ‘Rodents Rent Free’

As we all know our Prznint Racist, our Imperial Wizard-in-Chief, has been attacking House Oversight chairman’s Rep. Elijah Cummings Baltimore district as a “disgusting, rat and rodent infested” hellhole where “no human being would want to live.” And this has … Continue reading

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Pounds Head On Desk Looking For Sweet, Sweet Relief

Oh, jeebus. The United KINGSTON?!!! Whatever happened to the Prince of Whales? (Hat tip: Scissorhead D-Cap)

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs You know, with her Daddy’s racist tweets directed to four women Representatives in Congress, I thought maybe we should see what our fearless advocate for women (uh, one woman: herself), The First Shady, was doing today … Continue reading

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The First Shady Is In The News!

Ivanka, our First Shady, went with Daddy Dumbest  to Japan for the G-20 meetings and all she got was, well, this: Ivanka Trump appears to be trying to get involved in a talk among Macron, May, Trudeau and Lagarde (IMF … Continue reading

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Pop Quiz! (Fashion Week Continues!)

I have no idea what the context of this picture is, but between the bad fitting, strange, caped-garment the First Shady is wearing (seriously, look at the bunching and where it is bunching, once you get over the high-end plastic … Continue reading

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‘Check Please!’ For Trump Hotel Liquor License?

Emoluments Clause Central, er, Trump International Hotel, where grifters grease the palms of the Trump Crime Family, is in great peril! It seems that in D.C. in order to run an establishment with a liquor license, the licensee must be … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Bloomberg tells us that Jar-Jarvanka made between $28.8 million and $135.1 million in outside income while working as unpaid advisers to Prznint Daddy last year, according to financial disclosures released by the White House on Friday. … Continue reading

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