Category Archives: Ivanka-ka, The First Shady

So We Got Ivanka Workin’ For Us, Too, Also

Last night, I hastily posted that our nation mourns because the First Shady Ivanka is not in the running to lead the World Bank, which included this paragraph from Bloomberg:: “President Donald Trump’s daughter and adviser will work with Treasury Secretary … Continue reading

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Nation Mourns: Ivanka Doesn’t Get Rumored World Bank Job

Bloomberg: “President Donald Trump’s daughter and adviser will work with Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin and Acting Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney to nominate a successor to outgoing World Bank President Jim Yong Kim, spokeswoman Jessica Ditto said in a statement. … Continue reading

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The Reviews for Vice Are In!

What with all the pressure on Jar-Jar Vankas, from gubmint shut-show and pending indictments (PROBABLY!) and working her manicure to the bone Instagramming herself, it’s good to know that our glamorous First Shady and her hubby Fratsputin took some time … Continue reading

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News From Merde-a-Lardo!

First Shady Ivanka Trump decided to take a break from Instagramming herself pretending to work, and she went to Florida and was photographed with her hubby Fratsputin. According to the White House, Kushner recently (well, before going south for the winter) was negotiating … Continue reading

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First Shady Ivanka Trump in Trouble

CNN tells us that the First Shady Ivanka Trump was the person who grifted negotiated with the inaugural committee, when it came to gouging the prices and accommodations at Trump properties: “Inaugural committee organizers complained to Ivanka Trump that the … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift

The AP tells us… “The Opportunity Zone program promoted by Ivanka Trump and her husband Jared Kushner — both senior White House advisers — could … benefit them financially, an Associated Press investigation found. … “Trump and Kushner jointly own … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

.@IvankaTrump after @DebRobertsABC asks what missteps she would say she has made: “I actually have experienced on a personal level this tremendous growth in my own sense of self, in seeing more brightly my own compass and signal…” — Alex … Continue reading

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Filial Affection, Trump Style!

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But Her Emails, redux

CNN reports that The First Shady Ivanka Trump used personal e-mail to conduct official  gubmit bidness, including convos with: Cabinet officials White House aides various assistants This is the same Ivanka Trump, daughter of Candidate Stupid, whose father made the Possum Hollar Greek … Continue reading

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The First Shady Ivanka Trump Will Not Be UN Ambassador

So nice, everyone wants Ivanka Trump to be the new United Nations Ambassador. She would be incredible, but I can already hear the chants of Nepotism! We have great people that want the job. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October … Continue reading

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