Category Archives: Ivanka-ka, The First Shady

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on April 17, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Ivanka confirms: Daddy Dearest really did offer her the World Bank Job. The First Shady turned it down, phew!, because she already was too busy Instagramming herself is serene white spaces, staring out a window, holding … Continue reading →

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“So when does it…”

Posted on April 15, 2019 by

“…become a dress in my collection?”

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The Morning Quote

Posted on April 12, 2019 by

The Atlantic “‘[Ivanka is] a natural diplomat,’ Trump said. ‘She would’ve been great at the United Nations, as an example.’ I asked why he didn’t nominate her. ‘If I did, they’d say nepotism, when it would’ve had nothing to do … Continue reading →

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Recapping Yesterday

Posted on April 4, 2019 by

Yesterday (April 3) was a pretty fantastic day for us in the Rebel Alliance and a pretty bad day for Emperor Stupid. In a single day, the Dims demanded President Stupid’s tax returns for six years, moved to get a … Continue reading →

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BREAKING: Spies Like Us (They really do!)

Posted on April 1, 2019 by

Axios alerts us: “White House whistleblower: Trump administration reversed dozens of security clearance denials “A White House security adviser told the House Oversight and Reform Committee that 25 denials for security clearance applications were overridden by the Trump administration, reports … Continue reading →

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You’ve Got Fail!

Posted on March 22, 2019 by

NBC News tells us: “House Oversight Committee Chair Elijah Cummings is giving the White House a final chance to “voluntarily” comply with his investigation into the use of private email accounts by Jared Kushner, Ivanka Trump and other White House … Continue reading →

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It’s Jar-Jar Vanka’s Turn!

Posted on March 8, 2019 by

As we all know, the White House rejected the House Oversight Committee’s request for documents on the process for granting security clearances to staffers. [Ed – translation: Jar-Jar Vanka.] So imagine my surprise to see the Axios morning email thingie … Continue reading →

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I Detect A Pattern

Posted on March 6, 2019 by

CNN reports “President Donald Trump pressured his then-chief of staff John Kelly and White House counsel Don McGahn to grant his daughter and senior adviser Ivanka Trump a security clearance against their recommendations, three people familiar with the matter told … Continue reading →

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted

Posted on February 28, 2019 by

This did it: SELF AWARENESS ALERT: @IvankaTrump on @FoxNewsDigital: “I don’t think most Americans, in their heart, want to be given something. I’ve spent a lot of time traveling in this country over the last 4 years. People want to … Continue reading →

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Slumlord Seeks Financing

Posted on February 23, 2019 by

Grifters Gotta Grift Nothing alarming to see here, Folks! “Kushner Companies, the real-estate firm owned by the family of White House senior advisor (and presidential son-in-law) Jared Kushner, reportedly sought a $1.15 billion loan from federally-owned lenders Fannie Mae and … Continue reading →

Posted in Fratsputin Jared Kushner, Grifters Gotta Grift, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, Junior Mints Trump, Li'l Buddy Ewick Trump, Trump Crime Family | 6 Comments