Category Archives: Ivanka-ka, The First Shady

18 Days Late: Season’s Greetings From The First Shady

Ivanka has re-emerged to continue her career of instagramming herself in all white, in serene white spaces, looking thoughtfully out of the window with a white cup of something nearby, steaming white steam into the air: God Bless and Happy … Continue reading

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Local Crime Family Continues Criming

Hair Füror’s children are unbelievable morons: JUST IN: Donald Trump Jr. and Ivanka Trump refuse to comply with subpoenas issued by the New York State attorney general’s office as it conducts a civil investigation into the way the family real … Continue reading

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Ivanka’s Legacy, Cont.

From Lucky #4 Mark Meadows’ new book we learn that the infamous photo-op of Hair Füror in front of Saint John’s was the brain fart of our super-genius First Shady Ivanka Trump: “A new book by former President Donald Trump … Continue reading

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World Bank, World Joke

Q: Why did the post office recall  stamps depicting famous bankers? A: People were confused about which side to spit on! Guys, it nearly happened: Former President Donald Trump sought to name his daughter, Ivanka Trump, to lead the World … Continue reading

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Social Climbers and Gate Crashers: Jar-Jarvanka

It’s totally predictable: [Grisham] is particularly negative about the president’s daughter, Ivanka Trump, and her husband Jared Kushner — both of whom held senior White House positions. She wrote that the first lady and White House staff called Ivanka “the … Continue reading

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Experts Predict: The Former First Shady Ivanka Is Next

Mary Trump, disgruntled and cheated out-of-her-inheritance  niece of the Miami Beach Man with the Staten Island Tan, made an interesting statement in The Hill: Mary Trump, formerPresident Trump’s niece and vocal critic, says that his daughter Ivanka Trump is “much less … Continue reading

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The First Shady In The News

Like father, like daughter Gentle readers, prepare yourselves for a shock: Ivanka, the former First Shady, might have lied under oath!!1! (and oath is not a pet name for Jared.) During a December 1 deposition—in which she swore to tell … Continue reading

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Family Values, cont.

Lord Damp Nut celebrated Fathers Day as only he can: “Happy Father’s Day to all, including the Radical Left, RINOs, and other Losers of the world. Hopefully, eventually, everyone will come together!”

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Jarvanka: The Rehab Continues

Jarvanka is a fixer-upper with potential, according to Axios: A constellation of Trump administration stars today will launch the America First Policy Institute, a 35-person nonprofit group with a first-year budget of $20 million and the mission of perpetuating former … Continue reading

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2022 Looks Bright For Dim Man

The former First Shady Ivanka Trump called Sen. Marco Rubio to let him know that she was not going to primary him, afterall, which must be a big relief considering what few skills Marco has, you know, to actually earn … Continue reading

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