Category Archives: Ivanka-ka, The First Shady

Experts Predict: The Former First Shady Ivanka Is Next

Posted on July 7, 2021 by tengrain

Mary Trump, disgruntled and cheated out-of-her-inheritance  niece of the Miami Beach Man with the Staten Island Tan, made an interesting statement in The Hill: Mary Trump, formerPresident Trump’s niece and vocal critic, says that his daughter Ivanka Trump is “much less … Continue reading →

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The First Shady In The News

Posted on June 28, 2021 by tengrain

Like father, like daughter Gentle readers, prepare yourselves for a shock: Ivanka, the former First Shady, might have lied under oath!!1! (and oath is not a pet name for Jared.) During a December 1 deposition—in which she swore to tell … Continue reading →

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Family Values, cont.

Posted on June 21, 2021 by tengrain

Lord Damp Nut celebrated Fathers Day as only he can: “Happy Father’s Day to all, including the Radical Left, RINOs, and other Losers of the world. Hopefully, eventually, everyone will come together!”

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Jarvanka: The Rehab Continues

Posted on April 14, 2021 by tengrain

Jarvanka is a fixer-upper with potential, according to Axios: A constellation of Trump administration stars today will launch the America First Policy Institute, a 35-person nonprofit group with a first-year budget of $20 million and the mission of perpetuating former … Continue reading →

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2022 Looks Bright For Dim Man

Posted on February 19, 2021 by tengrain

The former First Shady Ivanka Trump called Sen. Marco Rubio to let him know that she was not going to primary him, afterall, which must be a big relief considering what few skills Marco has, you know, to actually earn … Continue reading →

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And Who Will Fill Ivanka’s Shoes?

Posted on February 5, 2021 by tengrain

President Handsome Joe Biden shocked the nation and announced that no one in his family will be a Senior Advisor to the President: “We’re going to run this like the Obama-Biden Administration,” he said of ethics requirements pertaining to government … Continue reading →

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Sacrifices One Makes For One’s Country

Posted on February 2, 2021 by tengrain

Grifters Guys, I’m old enough to remember that when the 4th Reich was starting and the Trump Crime Family moved to DC, that several of them whinged about how they were taking a substantial income hit to, you know, serve … Continue reading →

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Just Listed

Posted on January 23, 2021 by tengrain

Guys, Jar-Jar vanky have fled DC and the $18K Ameros/month mansion they rented is available! You could rent it and use the toilets, unlike their Secret Service detail! Imagine the thrill of being in the exact same serene rooms where … Continue reading →

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The Quote of the Afternoon

Posted on January 19, 2021 by tengrain

“The rich are never rejected — until they go to prison or lose their money.” — Tina Brown in Town & Country, talking about the future for Jar-JarVanka

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The First Shady Makes Her Move!

Posted on January 16, 2021 by tengrain

Most people in Jar-Jarvanka’s shoes (no longer designed by the First Shady, BTW), would probably lay low after the implosion of the 4th Reich as Lord Damp Nut is impeached for the second time in a year, led a failed … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio | 23 Comments