Category Archives: Ivanka-ka, The First Shady

Ivanks Added 14M New Jobs!

How’d she do that? Continue reading

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GOP: Benghazi the Hell Outta The IG Report!

The WaPo tells us that Michael Horowitz, the Justice Department inspector general, concluded the FBI was justified in opening its investigation into ties between Candidate Stupid’s 2016 Goat Rodeo campaign and Russia. Horowitz says that the FBI had “authorized purpose” … Continue reading

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The First Shady Is The Employer of the Year!

Comrade Stupid claims that his favorite squirt (eww, gross) The First Shady, Ivanka, has created 14M new jobs herself: Here’s Trump absurdly claiming his daughter Ivanka has “created 14 million jobs.” “14 million and going up,” he adds. pic.twitter.com/7E8uSEgjtL — … Continue reading

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Great Signs, Cont.

…along with artificial everything-else.

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Oh, Canada, Part Deux

The Globe and Mail tells us that Justin Trudeau’s Liberal Party will “govern with a strong minority” after a victory in last night’s Canadian federal elections: “Justin Trudeau’s Liberals have retained enough seats to govern with a strong minority in the … Continue reading

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Cadet Bone Spurs Takes Control!

Commander Bunnypants has issued a proclamation on the electronic tweeter, as one does, to show the world how serious he is in re: Syria, because: reasons! Statement from President Donald J. Trump Regarding Turkey’s Actions in Northeast Syria pic.twitter.com/ZCQC7nzmME — … Continue reading

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The First Shady Tries Stand-Up

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) alert us to maybe the unintenionally funniest moment of 2019: At a mid-August fundraiser in Jackson Hole, Wyo., Ivanka Trump was asked to name the personality traits she inherited most from her parents. … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink — Ivanka Edition

Happy Hour News Briefs Desperately seeking solace, the nation turned it’s weeping eyes to The First Shady, Ivanka Trump, who on Sunday tweeted these comforting words: As our nation mourns the senseless loss of life in El Paso, Texas and … Continue reading

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Kushner Cos. Properties: ‘Rodents Rent Free’

As we all know our Prznint Racist, our Imperial Wizard-in-Chief, has been attacking House Oversight chairman’s Rep. Elijah Cummings Baltimore district as a “disgusting, rat and rodent infested” hellhole where “no human being would want to live.” And this has … Continue reading

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Pounds Head On Desk Looking For Sweet, Sweet Relief

Oh, jeebus. The United KINGSTON?!!! Whatever happened to the Prince of Whales? (Hat tip: Scissorhead D-Cap)

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