Category Archives: Ivanka-ka, The First Shady

Fashion Week, Continued

Vanity Fair: On Monday, after Donald Trump continued to threaten violence against those protesting police brutality in a Rose Garden address, federal police cleared a path for his photo op at the nearby St. John’s Episcopal Church by using rubber … Continue reading

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Better Aim, Please

NYPost tells us that our First Shady, Ivanka Trump’s “assistant” has joined the Valet and Press Secretary club: Ivanka Trump’s personal assistant has reportedly tested positive for the coronavirus, and the FDA commissioner has been forced to self-quarantine after exposure … Continue reading

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Advice From The First Shady

Ineptotism Hey guys, remember these inspiring words from Ivanka, our First Shady: In these toughest of times, America shows her spirit and strength. This will end and we will emerge stronger than ever before. In the meantime, social distancing saves … Continue reading

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The Brain Trust is Revealed!

Worst. Disney. Reboot. Ever: “Mango Orange and the 7 Defectives” Nazi Shady Grifty Money Druggie Tradey Asleepy We’re so doomed. The brain trust cannot even correctly spell Reopen.

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Another Blue Ribbon Task Force Appears! We’re Doomed!

Meanwhile, at nepotism central on the island of Broken and Misfit Toys: The White House is considering whether to create a working group focused on reviving the U.S. economy after the coronavirus pandemic eases, and whether the panel should include … Continue reading

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The First Shady Is Here To Help!

Guys, our First Shady, Ivanka Trump, is here to help! (Somewhere Saint Ronnie is saying, “See! I told you so!”) From Axios’ morning email thingie: Ivanka, who has had workforce development in her portfolio going back to 2017, plans an … Continue reading

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Said No One, Ever: Kushner To The Rescue!

The Boy Prince of New Jersey is still running Peace in the Middle East, Reinventing the Gubmint, fighting the opioid epidemic and now he has some sort of unofficial COVID-19 Task Force, too, and has accumulated more clout than Health … Continue reading

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So Life-like

The Imagineers at Disney are doing some remarkable work, being able to make the First Shady almost seem compassionate: pic.twitter.com/YAYqzQQohP — Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) March 23, 2020 Look, your husband and your daddy are ensuring our certain doom. You wanna … Continue reading

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Just Sayin’

It seems so obvious now.

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The First Shady Is Working From Home

Ivanka Trump “worked” from home yesterday (Instagramming herself in serene white spaces) after learning that both she and strategic hire AG Bill ‘Low’ Barr were exposed to Covid-19 when they met with Australian Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton. pic.twitter.com/9XieecxPr3 — … Continue reading

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