Category Archives: Ivanka-ka, The First Shady

The First Shady To Address CES in Vegas

Posted on January 6, 2020 by

Grifters Hey guys, who knew that the Consumer Electronics Show has invited the First Shady to give the keynote speech at their big show? Because nothing says honoring women in tech than having an Instagram’ing fiend address the hordes of … Continue reading →

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2024 Goat Rodeo Preview

Posted on January 4, 2020 by

Axios warns us, er, tells us that Possum Hollar is all moist in their nethers about starting a royal family and would support the candidacy of Junior Mints  –the Dauphin of Dumb– and Princess Purses to be heir apparent to … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, 4th Reich, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, Junior Mints Trump, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet | 11 Comments

Grifters Gotta Grift

Posted on January 2, 2020 by

You’ll never guess who The Russian Usurper is sending to the World Economic Forum in Davos! Ivanka Trump and Kushner serve as assistants and advisers to the president and have accompanied the senior Trump on numerous official appearances. Several Cabinet … Continue reading →

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Ivanka, The First Shady, Faces the Nation!

Posted on December 30, 2019 by

Complicit So the First Shady took some time off from Instagramming herself in serene white spaces to be given a glamor interview on Face The Nation, where we learned that FTN is regurgitating conventional wisdom for Villagers, by Villagers, so, … Continue reading →

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Ivanks Added 14M New Jobs!

Posted on December 13, 2019 by

How’d she do that? Continue reading →

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GOP: Benghazi the Hell Outta The IG Report!

Posted on December 10, 2019 by

The WaPo tells us that Michael Horowitz, the Justice Department inspector general, concluded the FBI was justified in opening its investigation into ties between Candidate Stupid’s 2016 Goat Rodeo campaign and Russia. Horowitz says that the FBI had “authorized purpose” … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, snark, William 'Iran-Contra' Barr | 5 Comments

The First Shady Is The Employer of the Year!

Posted on November 14, 2019 by

Comrade Stupid claims that his favorite squirt (eww, gross) The First Shady, Ivanka, has created 14M new jobs herself: Here’s Trump absurdly claiming his daughter Ivanka has “created 14 million jobs.” “14 million and going up,” he adds. pic.twitter.com/7E8uSEgjtL — … Continue reading →

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Great Signs, Cont.

Posted on October 27, 2019 by

…along with artificial everything-else.

Posted in Great Signs, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady | 4 Comments

Oh, Canada, Part Deux

Posted on October 22, 2019 by

The Globe and Mail tells us that Justin Trudeau’s Liberal Party will “govern with a strong minority” after a victory in last night’s Canadian federal elections: “Justin Trudeau’s Liberals have retained enough seats to govern with a strong minority in the … Continue reading →

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Cadet Bone Spurs Takes Control!

Posted on October 15, 2019 by

Commander Bunnypants has issued a proclamation on the electronic tweeter, as one does, to show the world how serious he is in re: Syria, because: reasons! Statement from President Donald J. Trump Regarding Turkey’s Actions in Northeast Syria pic.twitter.com/ZCQC7nzmME — … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady | 4 Comments