Category Archives: Ivanka-ka, The First Shady

Today, In Conspiracy Theories

Here’s a way to campaign for Qspiracy voters without saying ‘QAnon’ out loud (which is how those bug-crazy people talk to each other): Ivanka Trump, President Donald Trump’s oldest daughter and one of his top advisers, will pay a visit … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote(s)

Comrade Stupid: “You know, I want to see the first woman president also, but I don’t want to see a woman president get into that position the way she’d do it, and she’s not competent.” “They’re all saying ‘we want … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) The More You Eat, The More You Fart (Cont.)

If it’s Goya, it has to be good. Si es Goya, tiene que ser bueno. pic.twitter.com/9tjVrfmo9z — Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) July 15, 2020 Whichever one of you mugs who had The First Shady shills beans from the White House on … Continue reading

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Marie Antoinette Revisited

The Miracle of the Trump Economy, cont. The AP tells us that a new White House-backed ad campaign aims to encourage people who are unemployed or unhappy in their jobs or careers to go out and “find something new,” which … Continue reading

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UPDATED: Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) other morning email thingie: YOU DOWN WITH PPP? — For months, Washington has whispered about who might be benefiting from the small business loans program, which Congress created to help struggling businesses during the … Continue reading

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Fashion Week, Continued

Vanity Fair: On Monday, after Donald Trump continued to threaten violence against those protesting police brutality in a Rose Garden address, federal police cleared a path for his photo op at the nearby St. John’s Episcopal Church by using rubber … Continue reading

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Better Aim, Please

NYPost tells us that our First Shady, Ivanka Trump’s “assistant” has joined the Valet and Press Secretary club: Ivanka Trump’s personal assistant has reportedly tested positive for the coronavirus, and the FDA commissioner has been forced to self-quarantine after exposure … Continue reading

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Advice From The First Shady

Ineptotism Hey guys, remember these inspiring words from Ivanka, our First Shady: In these toughest of times, America shows her spirit and strength. This will end and we will emerge stronger than ever before. In the meantime, social distancing saves … Continue reading

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The Brain Trust is Revealed!

Worst. Disney. Reboot. Ever: “Mango Orange and the 7 Defectives” Nazi Shady Grifty Money Druggie Tradey Asleepy We’re so doomed. The brain trust cannot even correctly spell Reopen.

Posted in Fratsputin Jared Kushner, Human typo Steve Mnuchin, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, Larry Kudlow, The Baghdad Bob of Economics, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mark 'Lucky No. 4' Meadows, Pandemics, Steve 'Living Typo' Mnunchin, Tariff enthusiast Robert Lighthizer, The Miracle of the Trump Economy, Wilbur Ross the Living Unisom | 19 Comments

Another Blue Ribbon Task Force Appears! We’re Doomed!

Meanwhile, at nepotism central on the island of Broken and Misfit Toys: The White House is considering whether to create a working group focused on reviving the U.S. economy after the coronavirus pandemic eases, and whether the panel should include … Continue reading

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