Category Archives: Ivanka-ka, The First Shady

The Quote of the Afternoon

Posted on January 19, 2021 by tengrain

“The rich are never rejected — until they go to prison or lose their money.” — Tina Brown in Town & Country, talking about the future for Jar-JarVanka

Posted in Fratsputin Jared Kushner, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady | 10 Comments

The First Shady Makes Her Move!

Posted on January 16, 2021 by tengrain

Most people in Jar-Jarvanka’s shoes (no longer designed by the First Shady, BTW), would probably lay low after the implosion of the 4th Reich as Lord Damp Nut is impeached for the second time in a year, led a failed … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio | 23 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Posted on January 14, 2021 by tengrain

The WaPo convinces us that the Jar-Jarvankas do not  give a merde about the Secret Service: “Many U.S. Secret Service agents have stood guard in Washington’s elite Kalorama neighborhood, home over the years to Cabinet secretaries and former presidents. Those … Continue reading →

Posted in Fratsputin Jared Kushner, Grifters Gotta Grift, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady | 9 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Posted on December 28, 2020 by tengrain

2024 Goat Rodeo A dark goat emerges… She’s running. https://t.co/YngZzaRMAK — Helen Kennedy (@HelenKennedy) December 28, 2020

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady | 12 Comments

And Now, A Word From The First Shady, Vanky

Posted on December 28, 2020 by tengrain

Rebuttals How to ivanka (final version in my special ))). . pic.twitter.com/Zx29VmRANU — Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) December 28, 2020 Damn, Cooper is really good. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Fran)

Posted in 2-drink minimum, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, Melancholia Trump | 5 Comments

Vanky Is Small Bidness’ BFF

Posted on December 16, 2020 by tengrain

Well-known epidemiologist, our First Shady Vanky has sumpin’ to say about, um, social distancing and prevention of getting the Trump-Virus and whatnot: These blanket lockdowns are not grounded in science. These arbitrary rules imposed by callous politicians are destroying lives. … Continue reading →

Posted in Distancing, Don't Re-Open, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, Pandemics | 13 Comments

The First Shady Is Hard At Work…

Posted on December 5, 2020 by tengrain

…instagramming herself in serene white spaces, staring thoughtfully out of a window, white mug nearby with white steam artfully arising, a sheaf of empty white paper in her meticulously manicured white hands. The First Shady is trying to rehab her … Continue reading →

Posted in Ivanka-ka, The First Shady | 7 Comments

The First Shady Was Deposed!

Posted on December 3, 2020 by tengrain

CBS News tells us… Ivanka Trump was deposed on Tuesday as a part of an ongoing lawsuit from the Washington D.C. attorney general, which alleges the misuse of funds from President Donald Trump’s inauguration in 2017, new court documents show. … Continue reading →

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, Trump Crime Family | 5 Comments

America’s Least Wanted!

Posted on November 29, 2020 by tengrain

“Not Wanted: Ivanka Trump” signs are up in New York pic.twitter.com/74Ft4vkePc — The Good Liars (@TheGoodLiars) November 28, 2020 The First Shady is herself being mean-girl’ed, and I’m sanguine with that. (Hat tip: Scissorhead D-Cap)

Posted in Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, snark | 5 Comments

What’s Next For The First Shady and Fratsputin?

Posted on November 25, 2020 by tengrain

I cannot imagine why Jar-Jar Vanky are not keen to return to exile in NYC: As Their D.C. Days Dwindle, Ivanka and Jared Look for a New Beginning “Town officials in Bedminster, N.J., have the plans for a possible Trump … Continue reading →

Posted in Fratsputin Jared Kushner, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady | 14 Comments