Category Archives: Ivanka-ka, The First Shady

The Quote of the Afternoon

“The rich are never rejected — until they go to prison or lose their money.” — Tina Brown in Town & Country, talking about the future for Jar-JarVanka

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The First Shady Makes Her Move!

Most people in Jar-Jarvanka’s shoes (no longer designed by the First Shady, BTW), would probably lay low after the implosion of the 4th Reich as Lord Damp Nut is impeached for the second time in a year, led a failed … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

The WaPo convinces us that the Jar-Jarvankas do not  give a merde about the Secret Service: “Many U.S. Secret Service agents have stood guard in Washington’s elite Kalorama neighborhood, home over the years to Cabinet secretaries and former presidents. Those … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

2024 Goat Rodeo A dark goat emerges… She’s running. — Helen Kennedy (@HelenKennedy) December 28, 2020

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And Now, A Word From The First Shady, Vanky

Rebuttals How to ivanka (final version in my special ))). . — Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) December 28, 2020 Damn, Cooper is really good. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Fran)

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Vanky Is Small Bidness’ BFF

Well-known epidemiologist, our First Shady Vanky has sumpin’ to say about, um, social distancing and prevention of getting the Trump-Virus and whatnot: These blanket lockdowns are not grounded in science. These arbitrary rules imposed by callous politicians are destroying lives. … Continue reading

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The First Shady Is Hard At Work…

…instagramming herself in serene white spaces, staring thoughtfully out of a window, white mug nearby with white steam artfully arising, a sheaf of empty white paper in her meticulously manicured white hands. The First Shady is trying to rehab her … Continue reading

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The First Shady Was Deposed!

CBS News tells us… Ivanka Trump was deposed on Tuesday as a part of an ongoing lawsuit from the Washington D.C. attorney general, which alleges the misuse of funds from President Donald Trump’s inauguration in 2017, new court documents show. … Continue reading

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America’s Least Wanted!

“Not Wanted: Ivanka Trump” signs are up in New York — The Good Liars (@TheGoodLiars) November 28, 2020 The First Shady is herself being mean-girl’ed, and I’m sanguine with that. (Hat tip: Scissorhead D-Cap)

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What’s Next For The First Shady and Fratsputin?

I cannot imagine why Jar-Jar Vanky are not keen to return to exile in NYC: As Their D.C. Days Dwindle, Ivanka and Jared Look for a New Beginning “Town officials in Bedminster, N.J., have the plans for a possible Trump … Continue reading

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