Category Archives: Ivanka-ka, The First Shady

2022 Looks Bright For Dim Man

Posted on February 19, 2021 by tengrain

The former First Shady Ivanka Trump called Sen. Marco Rubio to let him know that she was not going to primary him, afterall, which must be a big relief considering what few skills Marco has, you know, to actually earn … Continue reading →

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And Who Will Fill Ivanka’s Shoes?

Posted on February 5, 2021 by tengrain

President Handsome Joe Biden shocked the nation and announced that no one in his family will be a Senior Advisor to the President: “We’re going to run this like the Obama-Biden Administration,” he said of ethics requirements pertaining to government … Continue reading →

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Sacrifices One Makes For One’s Country

Posted on February 2, 2021 by tengrain

Grifters Guys, I’m old enough to remember that when the 4th Reich was starting and the Trump Crime Family moved to DC, that several of them whinged about how they were taking a substantial income hit to, you know, serve … Continue reading →

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Just Listed

Posted on January 23, 2021 by tengrain

Guys, Jar-Jar vanky have fled DC and the $18K Ameros/month mansion they rented is available! You could rent it and use the toilets, unlike their Secret Service detail! Imagine the thrill of being in the exact same serene rooms where … Continue reading →

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The Quote of the Afternoon

Posted on January 19, 2021 by tengrain

“The rich are never rejected — until they go to prison or lose their money.” — Tina Brown in Town & Country, talking about the future for Jar-JarVanka

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The First Shady Makes Her Move!

Posted on January 16, 2021 by tengrain

Most people in Jar-Jarvanka’s shoes (no longer designed by the First Shady, BTW), would probably lay low after the implosion of the 4th Reich as Lord Damp Nut is impeached for the second time in a year, led a failed … Continue reading →

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Posted on January 14, 2021 by tengrain

The WaPo convinces us that the Jar-Jarvankas do not  give a merde about the Secret Service: “Many U.S. Secret Service agents have stood guard in Washington’s elite Kalorama neighborhood, home over the years to Cabinet secretaries and former presidents. Those … Continue reading →

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Posted on December 28, 2020 by tengrain

2024 Goat Rodeo A dark goat emerges… She’s running. https://t.co/YngZzaRMAK — Helen Kennedy (@HelenKennedy) December 28, 2020

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And Now, A Word From The First Shady, Vanky

Posted on December 28, 2020 by tengrain

Rebuttals How to ivanka (final version in my special ))). . pic.twitter.com/Zx29VmRANU — Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) December 28, 2020 Damn, Cooper is really good. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Fran)

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Vanky Is Small Bidness’ BFF

Posted on December 16, 2020 by tengrain

Well-known epidemiologist, our First Shady Vanky has sumpin’ to say about, um, social distancing and prevention of getting the Trump-Virus and whatnot: These blanket lockdowns are not grounded in science. These arbitrary rules imposed by callous politicians are destroying lives. … Continue reading →

Posted in Distancing, Don't Re-Open, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, Pandemics | 13 Comments