Category Archives: Ivanka-ka, The First Shady

Said No One, Ever: Kushner To The Rescue!

The Boy Prince of New Jersey is still running Peace in the Middle East, Reinventing the Gubmint, fighting the opioid epidemic and now he has some sort of unofficial COVID-19 Task Force, too, and has accumulated more clout than Health … Continue reading

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So Life-like

The Imagineers at Disney are doing some remarkable work, being able to make the First Shady almost seem compassionate: pic.twitter.com/YAYqzQQohP — Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) March 23, 2020 Look, your husband and your daddy are ensuring our certain doom. You wanna … Continue reading

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Just Sayin’

It seems so obvious now.

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The First Shady Is Working From Home

Ivanka Trump “worked” from home yesterday (Instagramming herself in serene white spaces) after learning that both she and strategic hire AG Bill ‘Low’ Barr were exposed to Covid-19 when they met with Australian Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton. pic.twitter.com/9XieecxPr3 — … Continue reading

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The Grifters

UPDATE: And here it is! Hat tip: Scissorhead Bluegao and Crooks and Liars

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Make it Happen, Squiggy

The Stupid… it BUUUUUUUUUUUURNS! Oh, please, Junior Mints, please show your tax returns, let’s see ’em, let’s start subpoena’ing your finances, the First Shady’s, and the boy prince of New Jersey Jared the Last. Let’s dig in on how much … Continue reading

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Report: The First Shady Figured It Out

Is there nothing that the First Shady cannot do? Ivanka Trump’s transformation from a liberal New York socialite who donated to Democratic politicians and vocally supported gay rights to a card-carrying member of her father’s “Make America Great Again” coalition … Continue reading

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The First Shady To Address CES in Vegas

Grifters Hey guys, who knew that the Consumer Electronics Show has invited the First Shady to give the keynote speech at their big show? Because nothing says honoring women in tech than having an Instagram’ing fiend address the hordes of … Continue reading

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2024 Goat Rodeo Preview

Axios warns us, er, tells us that Possum Hollar is all moist in their nethers about starting a royal family and would support the candidacy of Junior Mints  –the Dauphin of Dumb– and Princess Purses to be heir apparent to … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift

You’ll never guess who The Russian Usurper is sending to the World Economic Forum in Davos! Ivanka Trump and Kushner serve as assistants and advisers to the president and have accompanied the senior Trump on numerous official appearances. Several Cabinet … Continue reading

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