Category Archives: Hair Führer Donald Trump

Nazis and Nutjobs: Q-Anon Goes To Mar-a-Lardo!

2024 Goat Rodeo Liz Crokin, the 3-fingered Q-Spiracist, was at Merde-a-Lardo, and guys, you’ll never believe who she met! A prominent adherent of the QAnon and “Pizzagate” conspiracy theories posed for photos with former President Donald Trump at his Mar-a-Lago … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, it is time to exhume Ivana: Lawyers for Donald Trump found at least two items marked classified after an outside team hired by Trump searched a storage unit in West Palm Beach, Fla., used by the … Continue reading

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About Last Night… Hit The Road, Hack

…and don’t you come back no more. When I called it quits last night, Georgia was still counting the roughly 200,000 mail-in ballots. With Sen. Warnock ahead by more than 90,000 votes, there isn’t any chance that a Walker will … Continue reading

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Report: The Grifting Continues!

The crimes continue, and we’re only just now learning that, when he was running in the 2016 Goat Rodeo, and for several months after the start of the 4th Reich, Lord Damp Nut owed millions and millions of Ameros to a … Continue reading

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‘It’s fine’ —Our Failed Political Press ™

The sequence of events: 1) Hair Füror announced his entry into the 2024 Goat rodeo with another American Carnage speech; B) Has a Nazi dinner party; iii) Decrees that the constitution should be terminated and he should be installed as … Continue reading

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No Fair! Defense Asks For Mistrial, Name of Tax Cheat Invoked

Mob Bosses The prosecution in the Trump Organization tax fraud case made the obvious conclusion in their closing arguments: NEW YORK (Reuters) – Donald Trump’s namesake real estate company engaged in tax fraud and the former U.S. president knew it … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News More bad news for Hair Füror on the legal front: there ain’t no executive privilege or attorney-client privilege when you are committing a crime: Federal judge orders former top lawyers in Trump’s White House to testify in … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News It finally happened: House committee receives Donald Trump’s federal tax returns from IRS The committee, led by Democratic Rep. Richard Neal of Massachusetts, had sought six years of Trump’s tax records, primarily from the time he served … Continue reading

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No Prznintial Immunity For Disgraced, Twice Impeached LOSER

U.S. District Judge Emmet Sullivan ruled that disgraced 2X impeached LOSER ex-prznint Stupid cannot claim presidential immunity to avoid a lawsuit that accuses him of civil rights violations in his coup attempt to overturn the results of the 2020 election. … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Stable ‘Jenius’?

This takes a special kind of Stupid: In a social media post, Trump admits taking (highly classified) documents "openly and transparently." — Steve Herman (@W7VOA) November 28, 2022 U-up, Merrick Garland? The perp just confessed.

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