Category Archives: Hair Führer Donald Trump

News That Will Drive You To Drink (Now and Then, Then and Now)

Happy Hour News Briefs We will conclude our M-F political programming with this this quote from The Russian Usurper: “I never said—I guess I’m here, what, 64 days—I never said ‘repeal and replace Obamacare’—you’ve all heard my speeches—I never said … Continue reading

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Updated x4: HOORAY!: Victory is Ours!: Activism: ACA: Once More Unto The Breach

We’re winning. The tide of the battle has turned in our favor. The toddler-in-chief is threatening to take his ball and go home. The R’s are divided. ZEGS failed yesterday. He failed. From the Guardian… Make-or-break day for Donald Trump’s … Continue reading

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Bangs Head on Desk…

…looking for sweet, sweet relief. Yes, the Russian Usurper finally asked someone who the guy in the hat was. You know, him, the guy in the pictures on the wall. Hair Führer heard this guy is being talked about, popular, … Continue reading

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Bigly Low Ratings For Trump! Sad!

We hate him, we really hate him*: As of Sunday at 1 p.m. ET, Trump’s approval rating has sunk to 37 percent, while those who disapprove of the president’s job stands at 58 percent. His approval rating stood at 45 … Continue reading

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Trump Refuses Intelligence Committees’ Conclusions Again

100% of the Intelligence Community, including the Republican members of the various intelligence committees insist that Trump was never spied upon by the previous Administration. Without offering any supporting evidence, Trump continues to lie that he was. Continue reading

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Trump: A Fork Shy of a Place Setting (UPDATED)

The Russian Usurper is nuts: Full stop. Take 2 mins. Read this Q&A between Trump & Tucker Carlson over where Trump got his wiretapping claims from. Read the whole thing. pic.twitter.com/6TZiRTUQwE — Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) March 16, 2017 Click to … Continue reading

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That POTUS, Such a Kidder

Of course you can trust the President, unless he was joking: *Tengrain bangs head on desk, seeking sweet, sweet relief*

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Because of Trump, have you Lost Respect for the Office of the Presidency?

Most mornings I wake up nauseas or vomiting. This morning beget a new twist. Of course, I woke up nauseas, and, and, and, I had inexorable heartbreak, as if every ounce of my being had succumbed to mourning. Tears welled … Continue reading

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Wiretap my ass

Sarah Huckabee Sanders, a White House spokesperson claims that the “wiretapping news” wasn’t just revealed by conservative press, it was also reported by the New York Times and the BBC, among other lies. Watch Hucks get her alternative facts on… Donald … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) Your Sunday Morning Bottomless Flute of Stupid is Served, Bigly

25th Amendment Follies Watching Trump this weekend is like watching a beagle in a vacuum cleaner factory. We all know by now that The Russian Usurper has accused his predecessor The Kenyan Usurper of having a “tapp” (the second ‘p’ … Continue reading

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