Category Archives: Hair Führer Donald Trump

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Donnie Dorko?

“I’m not firing Sean Spicer, that guy gets great ratings. Everyone tunes in.” And that, fellow Scissorheads, is why Stupid Spice still has a job. We learned today what we always suspected: Hair Führer is a devotee of the Boob … Continue reading

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Poll: Sen. Ted Cruz is losing to, well, everyone not Ted Cruz

The Hill tells us that Ayatollah Ted is in trouble: Rep. Joaquin Castro (D-Texas) edges out Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) in a potential 2018 Senate matchup, a new poll shows. I guess they have not forgiven Cruz’s dad for killing … Continue reading

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As Was Foretold in Prophecy…

BS-ers Gotta BS …Hair Führer takes credit that Republicans didn’t out-right lose the race last night: Despite major outside money, FAKE media support and eleven Republican candidates, BIG "R" win with runoff in Georgia. Glad to be of help! — … Continue reading

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CNBC Teaches Us How to Throw Shade

This is expert-level snark.

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From the Department of No D’uh

Grifters Gotta Grift Majority in US No Longer Thinks Trump Keeps His Promises WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump’s image among Americans as someone who keeps his promises has faded in the first two months of his presidency, falling from … Continue reading

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We Bet 5 Quatloos: There Will Be No Tax Code Rewrite

Only death and taxes are said to be certain. As Tuesday is the deadline to file your taxes, we note that it’s been 30 years since St. Ronnie started the trickle-down on us, and the Russian Usurper doesn’t have Ronnie’s mandate … Continue reading

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Activism: Another Alternative Win for The Republicans

Ed Pinned. Fresher posts below. O- Another alternative win for the entire Republican Party. Thanks to the paste eaters in the freedom caucus. From The Guardian… Obamacare repeal thwarted again as Mike Pence fails to reach deal Less than two … Continue reading

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$13M Would Buy Bill O’Reilly A Lot Of Falafels

We learned that Fox News has paid out over $13M Ameros to creepy falafel fetishist Bill O’Reilly’s many, many victims, one victim’s lawyer going so far as to call the network the Bill Cosby of Corporate America. I suppose that … Continue reading

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I don’t think that word means what you think it means.

Anybody (especially Fake News media) who thinks that Repeal & Replace of ObamaCare is dead does not know the love and strength in R Party! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 2, 2017 Fake, dead, love, strength… take your pick. … Continue reading

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Activism: We Are Responsible

Ed. Pinned. Fresher posts below. O- I often see comments about how the “spineless Dems” are not doing what someone wants them to do. The fault, dear Brutus lies not in our stars but in ourselves, that we are underlings. … Continue reading

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