Category Archives: Hair Führer Donald Trump

Tick-Tock: The Stupid Coup, Cont.

CNN reports that Hair Füror’s campaign officials —led by recently subpoenaed and noted lawn-care promoter Rudy Giuliani— actively coordinated efforts to put forward alternate electors in Pennsylvania, Georgia, Michigan, Arizona, Wisconsin, Nevada, and New Mexico. Those efforts included circulating drafts of … Continue reading

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BREAKING: Fulton DA requests special grand jury for Trump probe

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution: Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis is requesting a special grand jury to aid in her investigation of former President Donald Trump and his efforts to overturn Georgia’s 2020 election results. In a Thursday letter to Christopher … Continue reading

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Twizzler Takes the Fifth, 500 of ’em, Actually

We didn’t know Twizzler could count that high: Former President Donald Trump’s son Eric Trump invoked the Fifth Amendment more than 500 times over the course of a six-hour deposition to avoid answering questions as part of New York Attorney … Continue reading

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BREAKING: Rudy Subpoena’ed!

Per The AP Rudy Giuliani —prznint Stupid’s stupidest lawyer ™— is subpoena’ed to appear before the committee investigating the Stupid Coup: WASHINGTON (AP) — The House committee investigating the Capitol insurrection issued a new batch of subpoenas Tuesday to some of … Continue reading

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MLK Day Greetings From Hair Füror

You cannot make up merde like this: Attacking a Black woman on MLK Day is truly next-level racism.

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No D’Uh

Here’s a shocker: The AP Fact Checker concludes that Hair Füror is a lying racist! See if you can spot the lie or the racism: TRUMP: “The left is now rationing lifesaving therapeutics based on race, discriminating against and denigrating … Continue reading

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Nation Shocked: Hair Füror Says Something True

“The Big Lie is a lot of bullshit, that’s what it is.” –Hair Füror at his rally in Arizonastan True that.

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America Shocked: The Census Was Rat-Eff’ed

This hardly should be news, but it is confirmation of what we suspected: Census Memo Cites ‘Unprecedented’ Meddling by Trump Administration WASHINGTON — A newly disclosed memorandum citing “unprecedented” meddling by the Trump administration in the 2020 census and circulated … Continue reading

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The Stupid Coup Goes To Michigan

The AP tells us Michigan has had a change of plans: LANSING, Mich. (AP) — Michigan’s attorney general is asking federal prosecutors to open a criminal investigation into 16 Republicans who submitted false certificates stating they were the state’s presidential … Continue reading

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DOJ: The Stupid Coup Was Sedition

Guys, merde got real: The Justice Department escalated its January 6 investigation by bringing seditious conspiracy charges against 11 defendants, including the leader of the Oath Keepers, Stewart Rhodes. The latest accusations — with a charge that had not previously … Continue reading

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