Category Archives: Hair Führer Donald Trump

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News She seems nice: GOP Candidate for CA Sec. of State Claims She Inspired Witch’s Murder In her bid to be California’s Secretary of State, Republican candidate Rachel Hamm has the backing of some of the leading lights … Continue reading

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Area Snowflake Announces Twitter for Snowflakes

Oh, lord, why has thou forsaken us? Parlor, GRIFTTR, and now… And there is is… Trump is launching a social media network called “TRUTH Social,” the former President announced tonight. pic.twitter.com/4IIJ1CUXHe — Donie O'Sullivan (@donie) October 21, 2021 OF COURSE … Continue reading

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FORE!

North of New York City, the Westchester County DA. is examining the financial dealings at a Trump golf course in Ossining, NY, which makes it the third probe by a New York prosecutor’s office. The issue? During the 4th Reich, Prznint Stupid filled … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, it is a cult: 78% Of Republicans Want To See Trump Run For President In 2024, Quinnipiac University National Poll Finds Nearly one year after the 2020 presidential election, a majority of Americans (58 – 35 … Continue reading

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And Now It Can Be Told

And now, to follow-up on our irresponsible speculation yesterday, we look into Hair Füror’s testimony under oath: “The President was exactly how you would expect him to be, he answered questions the way you would expect Mr. Trump to answer … Continue reading

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The Eulogy We Expect

This guy is eerie: Donald Trump attempts to eulogize Colin Powell. YT link below pic.twitter.com/2tk0DdbdeW — J-L Cauvin (@JLCauvin) October 18, 2021

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Totally Normal

Hair Füror is suing the January 6 Commission and the National Archive to block his records from January 6 being released.

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Betting Windows Open: Trump Deposed Under Oath Today

Hair Füror is being deposed today, under oath, regarding a 2015 assault at one of his Trash Palaces. The case centers around a lawsuit filed in 2015 by a group self-described as “human rights activists of Mexican origin” who were … Continue reading

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The Big Lie Continues

Hair Füror’s brain must be Swiss cheese at this point: NEW! President Donald J. Trump releases new statement on damning findings in Pima County, Arizona "Either a new Election should immediately take place or the past Election should be decertified … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice

I guess fascists gotta fascist? And then Maddie sang, “Tomorrow Belongs To Me." https://t.co/jmv1a74tiw — Ten Graves ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) October 16, 2021 The part about confiscating Chinese asset should be a real tell about who the fascists are already … Continue reading

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