Category Archives: Hair Führer Donald Trump

Here’s Some Stupid to Start Your Day

hear that, Republicans? pic.twitter.com/lldXIrOUKm — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 28, 2023 Heh. Please dampen the early vote, Hair Füror.  

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News I totally forgot about this: Trump can run for president from prison. Just ask Eugene Debs. https://t.co/8reai6hntu via @voxdotcom — Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) March 27, 2023 Our pals at Electoral-Vote go a step deeper: You have probably … Continue reading

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Please Clap

I think we can all agree that another round of The 4th Reich would be a disaster, whether it was headed by Hair Füror (again) or by up-and-coming authoritarian DerSantis. It’s not just that Democracy dies in Darkness, it is … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two

So… this happened: Trust me, she’s heard every dick joke that there is. Stormy is nobody’s fool. Don’t try to moralize her: The double standard https://t.co/QTXDSsBWgg — TizzyEnt (@TizzyEnt) March 26, 2023 (H/T Scissorhead M Davis)

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This Exists

Notice that one of the sound effects is “Trump.”

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News It’s not a big reach to go from ordering the Possum Hollar Irregulars to protest, to death/bomb threats. It’s all Domestic Tuckerism: Bragg, DA probing Trump, received death threat letter with white powder The FBI and NYPD … Continue reading

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Keep Yapping, Dumbo

Asked Rep. Jim Jordan what he makes of Trump’s warning about “potential death & destruction” if indicted; Jordan said he hasn’t seen Trump’s post. When I showed this to him on my phone, he said he can’t read well without … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift

No one climbs onto the cross like a Republican. He’s threatening violence again: In an overnight social media post, former President Donald Trump predicted that ‘potential death and destruction’ may result if, as expected, he is charged by the Manhattan … Continue reading

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DerSantis: ‘Nein’

It isn’t exactly the full-Sherman, but the Pride of Floriduh, squeaky-voiced authoritarian Gov. DerSantis does not want to be Hair Füror’s running meatball, er, running mate: "I think I'm probably more of an executive guy. I think that you want … Continue reading

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Tucker Carlson Tries Gaslighting

Tucker ‘I hate Trump passionately’ Carlson: Tucker Carlson pleaded with Joe Biden to stop the possible indictment of Donald Trump for the sake of America. On Tuesday night, ahead of the former president’s potential indictment over an alleged hush-money payment … Continue reading

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