Category Archives: Hair Führer Donald Trump

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid tells us who is the Future of the Coup Klux Klan: Among the people Trump names as part of the future of the GOP: DeSantis, Hawley, Cruz, Paul, Huckabee Sanders, and Noem pic.twitter.com/T5KBlBhcFN … Continue reading

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I Wonner Where They Learned That?

USA Today: West Point accuses more than 70 cadets of cheating in worst academic scandal in nearly 45 years “More than 70 cadets at the U.S. Military Academy at West Point were accused of cheating on a math exam, the … Continue reading

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Stunts and Stupidity

I’m told my tweet last night was confusing, I hope the compare and contrast (above) explains it. Patti LuPoine went full Evita on him: I still have the lung power and I wore less makeup. This revival is closing November … Continue reading

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We’ve been lulled into a false sense of democracy

Trump isn’t joking about an executive order to stop Biden from running. Trump isn’t trying out new material when he threatens to cut federal funding for what he deems, ‘Anarchist Jurisdictions,’ including, but not limited to, Seattle, Portland, New York, … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice

Another racist nincompoop joined the 4th Reich. Let’s meet new Health and Human Services spokesperson Michael Caputo! This was my introduction to him: NEW: In deleted tweets, new HHS spokesman Michael Caputo said the coronavirus was because “millions of Chinese … Continue reading

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Hair Füror Rides Again

If you didn’t see the daily Trump-Virus & MAGA Rally yesterday, Mark Hamill gives us the Chyrons that tells the story: I gotta admit… these chyrons are almost as funny as the Looney Tunes I watched instead of the #DailyPropagandaBriefing … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hair Füror’s Pocket Nazi really is as bad as we thought: Stephen Miller shared articles from VDARE, a vile white nationalist website. He recommended The Camp of the Saints, a book that promotes the white genocide … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs It all begins with a tweet, as it always does: Just spoke to @MittRomney on the phone, and asked him about Pierre Delecto. His only response: “C’est moi.” Updated my story accordingly: https://t.co/kcfIopokWh — McKay Coppins … Continue reading

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Kiddie Koncentration Kamps Returns

The 4th Reich has proposed a new regulation would allow immigration officials to indefinitely detain migrant families who cross the border illegally. The NYTimes: “The rule replaces a decades-old court agreement that mandates a level of care for migrant children … Continue reading

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Proud Boys Come To Portlandia

Can you pickle that? Oregon Live has a really good write-up of the Battle of the 7 Bridges in Portland yesterday. Local media rules! Seriously, read this article, it’s fantastic. “Right-wing activists and those protesting their presence converged Saturday on … Continue reading

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