Category Archives: Fratsputin Jared Kushner

666 5th Ave. Financing!

The Intercept tells us what Comrade Trump’s Fratsputin, Jared Kushner, might have done with all the info he gained without a security clearance (emphasis mine): “In June, Saudi prince Mohammed bin Salman ousted his cousin, then-Crown Prince Mohammed bin Nayef, … Continue reading

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Kushner Will Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Billion Ameros Today

The NYTimes reports that after private equity billionaire Joshua Harris met Jared Kushner at the White House multiple times last year, his company loaned $184 million to Fratsputin’s flailing real estate empire: “Early last year, a private equity billionaire started … Continue reading

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Trouble for Fratsputin

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac Last Friday someone downgraded the security clearance from Interim Top Secret/SCI to Interim Secret for Comrade Stupid’s Fratsputin, you know, Jared Kushner. No one knows who did it: “The memo was not signed by chief of staff John … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday to Trump’s Fratsputin, Jared Kushner

Fratsputin turns 37 today, and FCC chair Ajit Pai is 44… the day after Nixon’s birthday. Just sayin’.

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Pssst, Fratsputin…

ISTANBUL (AP) — Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas told Arab and Islamic leaders on Wednesday that the United States is no longer fit to broker an Israeli-Palestinian peace deal and should be replaced as mediator by the United Nations, outlining a … Continue reading

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Kushner: ‘Every Man For Himself!’

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac CNN tells us that amnesia-sufferer Fratsputin had a nice talk with Robert Mueller, you know, once he suddenly started remembering things. Several sources say that Mueller wanted to find out if Kushner knows anything that might exonerate Flynn. So … Continue reading

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*cough* Kushner *cough*

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac “President Trump’s son-in-law and senior adviser, Jared Kushner, failed to disclose what lawmakers called a “Russian backdoor overture and dinner invite” involving a banker who has been accused of links to Russian organized crime, three sources familiar with … Continue reading

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Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac Update

Oh dear. Trump’s Fratsputin, Jared Kushner, stepped dans la merde and tracked it into the Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac: he forgot to disclose more emails between himself and other (alleged) co-conspirators on all topics Russian. White House princeling Jared Kushner seems to have … Continue reading

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Breaking: ‘He’s Eff’ed’

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac Vanity Fair breaking news: “Until now, Robert Mueller has haunted Donald Trump’sWhite House as a hovering, mostly unseen menace. But by securing indictments of Paul Manafort and Rick Gates, and a surprise guilty plea from foreign policy adviser … Continue reading

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Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Strikes Again!

Trump’s Fratsputin, Jared Kushner (who may or may not be a woman while in NYC), did not disclose to the Senate Intelligence Committee that he was using a private e-mail account to do government bidness, despite being asked if he had … Continue reading

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