Category Archives: Fratsputin Jared Kushner

Happy Birthday, Fratsputin!

Posted on January 10, 2020 by

The boy prince of New Jersey, Slum lord Jar-Jar is 39 today, and he plans to celebrate it by screwing over some rent-controlled tenants (cutting off water, perhaps, or shutting off the heat?), and flying somewhere on our dime for … Continue reading →

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Grifters Gotta Grift

Posted on January 2, 2020 by

You’ll never guess who The Russian Usurper is sending to the World Economic Forum in Davos! Ivanka Trump and Kushner serve as assistants and advisers to the president and have accompanied the senior Trump on numerous official appearances. Several Cabinet … Continue reading →

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Fratsputin To Bring His Real Estate Know-How to Build The Wall, Uh-Oh!

Posted on November 27, 2019 by

Last time we checked in with Jared Kushner, Comrade Trump’s Fratsputin and the boy prince of New Jersey, he was proposing putting up web cams so that Possum Hollar could watch the Last Monument to the Confederacy being built along … Continue reading →

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Another Prick in the Wall

Posted on November 14, 2019 by

While we were all watching CSI: Impeachment, the wall-building machinations of the 4th Reich continued apace. Did you know that Hair Füror’s Fratsputin, Jared Kushner, has some wall-related work in his assignment portfolio? It’s true! He’s supposed to craft the … Continue reading →

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Fratsputin Gives His Annual Self-Review

Posted on October 30, 2019 by

Comrade Trump’s Fratsputin, Jared Kushner the Slumlord Prince of New Jersey, took some time off from his BFF Crown Prince Bone Saw’s Burned Meats BBQ Party, er, Davos in the Desert,  to talk to Axios: President Trump’s senior adviser Jared … Continue reading →

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Only The Finest People, Part Infinity

Posted on October 16, 2019 by

When I ask rhetorically, “where does Prznint McGrifter find these people,” I have to remind myself that it was his Fratsputin, Jared Kushner who found White House Trade Advisor Peter Navarro while perusing conspiracy theory and other crank authors on … Continue reading →

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West Wing Arrivals and Departures

Posted on September 5, 2019 by

I read this morning that the Slumlord Prince of New Jersey Jared Kushner lost his right-hand man on the Middle East Peace Project, Jason Greenblatt, who is stepping down before the merde hits the fan. In interpretive dance, Greenblatt leaving … Continue reading →

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Kushner Cos. Properties: ‘Rodents Rent Free’

Posted on August 2, 2019 by

As we all know our Prznint Racist, our Imperial Wizard-in-Chief, has been attacking House Oversight chairman’s Rep. Elijah Cummings Baltimore district as a “disgusting, rat and rodent infested” hellhole where “no human being would want to live.” And this has … Continue reading →

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Shake a Leg, Nadler!

Posted on July 12, 2019 by

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac The House Judiciary Committee voted to authorize subpoenas for 12 people mentioned in Mr. Mueller’s report, including The Russian Usurper’s Fratsputin, Jared Kushner, and former AG Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III, as well as current and former administration … Continue reading →

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Tired of So Much Winning Yet?

Posted on June 24, 2019 by

Another stunning win for Fratsputin: “Peace to Prosperity lays out a vision for a prosperous Palestinian society supported by a robust private sector, an empowered people, and an effective government,” the plan says. “It shows what is possible with peace … Continue reading →

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