Category Archives: Fratsputin Jared Kushner

Tales From The Memory Hole

National stockpile description changed on government website to match Kushner comments The language on the federal government’s public health emergency website has been edited to match statements made by White House adviser Jared Kushner on Thursday in which he said … Continue reading

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Said No One, Ever: Kushner To The Rescue!

The Boy Prince of New Jersey is still running Peace in the Middle East, Reinventing the Gubmint, fighting the opioid epidemic and now he has some sort of unofficial COVID-19 Task Force, too, and has accumulated more clout than Health … Continue reading

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Jared’s On the Case!

The subject is the State of Emergency designation, which so far has not happened, and you’ll never guess why: Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar is pushing for the designation. But Vice President Mike Pence, who Trump tapped to … Continue reading

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Make it Happen, Squiggy

The Stupid… it BUUUUUUUUUUUURNS! Oh, please, Junior Mints, please show your tax returns, let’s see ’em, let’s start subpoena’ing your finances, the First Shady’s, and the boy prince of New Jersey Jared the Last. Let’s dig in on how much … Continue reading

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I hope she baked enough for the rest of the class

Jared Kushner says second-term Trump would be efficient and low on "drama" — Kathryn Watson (@kathrynw5) February 28, 2020 AND SHE BELIEVED HIM?! I want some of whatever they are having.

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Nation Stunned: Fratsputin Creates MidEast Peace!

Jared Kushner, senior adviser to the President, says the White House’s Middle East plan is “a great deal” and if Palestinians reject it, “they’re going to screw up another opportunity, like they’ve screwed up every other opportunity that they’ve ever … Continue reading

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Fratsputin Jared Kushner To Unveil Peace in Middle East

The NYTimes: “Trump’s Mideast Plan Is Seen Mainly as an Election Lift for Netanyahu” The Israeli leader will return to the White House for meetings Monday and Tuesday, and Mr. Trump is expected at last to lay out the details … Continue reading

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Crown Prince Bone Saw Hacked Bezos

No, there is not a Saudi barbecue-invite coming. Terrible headline, but I couldn’t resist. Anyway, The Guardian has the deets: “The Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos had his mobile phone ‘hacked’ in 2018 after receiving a WhatsApp message that had apparently … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday, Fratsputin!

The boy prince of New Jersey, Slum lord Jar-Jar is 39 today, and he plans to celebrate it by screwing over some rent-controlled tenants (cutting off water, perhaps, or shutting off the heat?), and flying somewhere on our dime for … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift

You’ll never guess who The Russian Usurper is sending to the World Economic Forum in Davos! Ivanka Trump and Kushner serve as assistants and advisers to the president and have accompanied the senior Trump on numerous official appearances. Several Cabinet … Continue reading

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