Category Archives: Fratsputin Jared Kushner

Jar-Jar Goes A-Hunting, Gets Scalp

Posted on July 1, 2020 by

Guys, Trump’s Fratsputin, Jar-Jar Kushner has been busy! He’s taken some time off from putting webcams on Hair Füror’s Last Monument to the Confederacy, er, Wall, solving the Tensions in the Mideast via the miracle of real estate, curing opioid … Continue reading →

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Everyone Who Wants A Test…

Posted on May 12, 2020 by

From the MIT newsletter thingie: Wuhan’s entire population of 11 million people will be tested for coronavirus after the city, where the pandemic started, discovered new infections for the first time since its lockdown was lifted. Each district in the … Continue reading →

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(UPDATED) Another Stunning Success for Fratsputin

Posted on April 30, 2020 by

Comrade Trump’s Fratsputin, the boy prince of Trenton, really said this: Jared Kushner, the morning after we hit 1 million cases and more deaths than in the Vietnam War: “We’re on the other side of the medical aspect of this. … Continue reading →

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Our List Grows Longer, Part Infinity

Posted on April 25, 2020 by

Guys, have you ever heard of Project Airbridge? It’s another item in the portfolio of Jared Kushner, Prznint Stupid’s own Fratsputin. So you know, Know, KNOW something grifty is going on, amiright? Project Airbridge flies critical medical supplies from overseas … Continue reading →

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The Brain Trust is Revealed!

Posted on April 13, 2020 by

Worst. Disney. Reboot. Ever: “Mango Orange and the 7 Defectives” Nazi Shady Grifty Money Druggie Tradey Asleepy We’re so doomed. The brain trust cannot even correctly spell Reopen.

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Another Blue Ribbon Task Force Appears! We’re Doomed!

Posted on April 10, 2020 by

Meanwhile, at nepotism central on the island of Broken and Misfit Toys: The White House is considering whether to create a working group focused on reviving the U.S. economy after the coronavirus pandemic eases, and whether the panel should include … Continue reading →

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Kushner Still Had The Magic Touch

Posted on April 7, 2020 by

You cannot make up s**t like this: A critical White House unit that is getting, shipping and distributing goods to fight the spread of the coronavirus has been ordered to vacate its war room and begin working remotely after a … Continue reading →

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Tales From The Memory Hole

Posted on April 4, 2020 by

National stockpile description changed on government website to match Kushner comments The language on the federal government’s public health emergency website has been edited to match statements made by White House adviser Jared Kushner on Thursday in which he said … Continue reading →

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Said No One, Ever: Kushner To The Rescue!

Posted on April 3, 2020 by

The Boy Prince of New Jersey is still running Peace in the Middle East, Reinventing the Gubmint, fighting the opioid epidemic and now he has some sort of unofficial COVID-19 Task Force, too, and has accumulated more clout than Health … Continue reading →

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Jared’s On the Case!

Posted on March 11, 2020 by

The subject is the State of Emergency designation, which so far has not happened, and you’ll never guess why: Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar is pushing for the designation. But Vice President Mike Pence, who Trump tapped to … Continue reading →

Posted in Fratsputin Jared Kushner, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics | 12 Comments