Category Archives: Fratsputin Jared Kushner

West Wing Arrivals and Departures

I read this morning that the Slumlord Prince of New Jersey Jared Kushner lost his right-hand man on the Middle East Peace Project, Jason Greenblatt, who is stepping down before the merde hits the fan. In interpretive dance, Greenblatt leaving … Continue reading

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Kushner Cos. Properties: ‘Rodents Rent Free’

As we all know our Prznint Racist, our Imperial Wizard-in-Chief, has been attacking House Oversight chairman’s Rep. Elijah Cummings Baltimore district as a “disgusting, rat and rodent infested” hellhole where “no human being would want to live.” And this has … Continue reading

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Shake a Leg, Nadler!

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac The House Judiciary Committee voted to authorize subpoenas for 12 people mentioned in Mr. Mueller’s report, including The Russian Usurper’s Fratsputin, Jared Kushner, and former AG Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III, as well as current and former administration … Continue reading

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Tired of So Much Winning Yet?

Another stunning win for Fratsputin: “Peace to Prosperity lays out a vision for a prosperous Palestinian society supported by a robust private sector, an empowered people, and an effective government,” the plan says. “It shows what is possible with peace … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Bloomberg tells us that Jar-Jarvanka made between $28.8 million and $135.1 million in outside income while working as unpaid advisers to Prznint Daddy last year, according to financial disclosures released by the White House on Friday. … Continue reading

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Another Stunning Success for Jared Kushner!

On the eve of his inauguration (you know, the one that no one attended), the Russian Usurper said, “All my life I’ve been hearing that’s the toughest deal to make, but I have a feeling Jared is going to do … Continue reading

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Fashion Week, Continues!

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Fratsputin Speaks!

Insufferable twit Jared Kushner—Comrade Stupid’s Fratsputin—was the subject of an interview by Axios’ Jonathan Swan. It didn’t go well. Kushner passionately defended Trump against Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s charge that the president is a racist. I asked him whether Birtherism is racist. … Continue reading

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Developing: Someone Was Too Dumb To Successfully Bribe Comrade Trump

Grifters Gotta Grift When Comrade Stupid put his hand on the Bible, and it did not burst into flames (and/or Dick Cheney did not materialize in a cloud of sulfer), and so it was the signal that the Oval Office … Continue reading

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UPDATED Fratsputin Speaks!

The Russian Usurper’s Fratsputin, Jared Kushner, sat for a rare public interview last night with Rob Satloff of the Washington Institute for Near East Policy to talk about, you know, his seekrit plan for peace in the mideast. I cannot … Continue reading

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