Category Archives: Fratsputin Jared Kushner

What’s A Little Espionage Between Fellow Republicans?

Republicans have their priorities for the next Congress: Hunter Biden, Hunter Biden’s Laptop, and have we mentioned that Hunter Biden is Joe Biden’s son? What is conspicuously missing are the stolen documents recovered at Merde-a-Lardo: The top House Republican slated … Continue reading

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Kushner: You Gotta Dance With Them What Brung You

Low-profile keeper and NYTimes best-selling manipulator of the best-seller list,  Jar-Jar was spotted. In Saudi Arabia. In the front row. Jared Kushner seen in the first row at the Saudi investment forum that just started in Riyadh this morning pic.twitter.com/f5OxVHIAGl … Continue reading

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Report: Jar-Jar and Vanky Nearly You’re Fired’ed

Twice-impeached LOSER ex-prznint Stupid nearly fired the First Shady and his own Fratsputin, according to MAGA, er, Maggie Haberman’s book: Then-President Donald Trump nearly fired his daughter Ivanka Trump and son-in-law Jared Kushner from the White House via tweet, according … Continue reading

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Kushner: Why Can’t DeSantis Just Steal The Kids Like We Did?

Without any irony, Jared Kushner —while pushing his book— told Fox News it was very troubling to see migrants being used as political pawns. I personally watch what’s happening and it’s very hard to see at the southern border. We … Continue reading

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Crown Prince Bone Saw Tries Charm Offensive

Tiger Beat (again) email thingie  brings us the exciting news that Crown Prince Bone Saw is lobbying Congress, albeit indirectly: FIRST IN PLAYBOOK — Daniel Lippman reports that Greg Norman, the Australian golfer-turned-CEO of LIV Golf, is coming to Washington … Continue reading

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Area Republican Owns Self

Jar-Jar to the rescue! Oh, merde! Kushner: Radical extremism was a major issue. President Trump didn’t run from the problem, he ran to the problem. pic.twitter.com/IzQuB328Cx — Acyn (@Acyn) August 22, 2022 In my household, running to the problem is … Continue reading

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Crooks Like Them

I thought for sure we were going to retire this image after the exciting conclusion of the 2020 Goat Rodeo, but maybe not. Trump’s Fratsputin Jared Kushner and Worst. Bond. Villain. Ever. Former Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin were flitting around … Continue reading

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Rest of Trump Crime Family To Testify

Sad Cocaine Clown Snorty McCokespoon, er, Junior Mints will testify to the House January 6 committee in the coming days. Now that we know that are a lot of audio records (hi K-Mac!) this could be really fun watching him … Continue reading

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Jared Kushner Learns The Cost of Doing Bidness

Crown Prince Bone Saw repays his debts, and the Boy Prince from New Jersey Jared Kushner is the beneficiary: Six months after leaving the White House, Jared Kushner secured a $2 billion investment from a fund led by the Saudi … Continue reading

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The Circle Draws-in Tighter

The Stupid Coup Twice-impeached LOSER, ex-Przninit Stupid’s son-in-law and personal Fratsputin Jared Kushner had to take a 6-hour break from grafting money from middle-eastern autocrats to talk to the January 6 Committee about what he knew about overthrowing the United … Continue reading

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