Category Archives: Fratsputin Jared Kushner

Sacrifices One Makes For One’s Country

Grifters Guys, I’m old enough to remember that when the 4th Reich was starting and the Trump Crime Family moved to DC, that several of them whinged about how they were taking a substantial income hit to, you know, serve … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

This will make the old orange man’s blood boil: Jared Kushner nominated for Nobel peace prize Former White House senior adviser Jared Kushner and his deputy, Avi Berkowitz, have been nominated for the Nobel peace prize for their role in … Continue reading

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Just Listed

Guys, Jar-Jar vanky have fled DC and the $18K Ameros/month mansion they rented is available! You could rent it and use the toilets, unlike their Secret Service detail! Imagine the thrill of being in the exact same serene rooms where … Continue reading

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The Quote of the Afternoon

“The rich are never rejected — until they go to prison or lose their money.” — Tina Brown in Town & Country, talking about the future for Jar-JarVanka

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

The WaPo convinces us that the Jar-Jarvankas do not  give a merde about the Secret Service: “Many U.S. Secret Service agents have stood guard in Washington’s elite Kalorama neighborhood, home over the years to Cabinet secretaries and former presidents. Those … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday Fratsputin!

Guys, Jar-Jar turns 40 today! For his birthday, he’s getting a tie, some socks, and maybe a pardon!

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#PardonPalooser Day 2

Breaking: The Russian Usurper just pardoned Paul Manafort and in a surprising but totally predictable move Charlie Kushner (Jared’s dad, convicted long ago for tax fraud by… Gov. Sammiches hisself, Chris Christie back when he was a US Attorney. More … Continue reading

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The Schaden Freudes Itself

Axios tells us… President Trump, in his final days, is turning bitterly on virtually every person around him, griping about anyone who refuses to indulge conspiracy theories or hopeless bids to overturn the election, several top officials tell Axios. The … Continue reading

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Kushner in the News!

Guys, I think we found the place for Jar-Jar-Vanka’s last cigarette: “The courtyard of the US Embassy in Jerusalem was named Monday in honor of White House Special Advisor Jared Kushner in recognition of his work on behalf of President … Continue reading

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What’s Next For The First Shady and Fratsputin?

I cannot imagine why Jar-Jar Vanky are not keen to return to exile in NYC: As Their D.C. Days Dwindle, Ivanka and Jared Look for a New Beginning “Town officials in Bedminster, N.J., have the plans for a possible Trump … Continue reading

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