Category Archives: Fratsputin Jared Kushner

Jarvanka: The Rehab Continues

Posted on April 14, 2021 by tengrain

Jarvanka is a fixer-upper with potential, according to Axios: A constellation of Trump administration stars today will launch the America First Policy Institute, a 35-person nonprofit group with a first-year budget of $20 million and the mission of perpetuating former … Continue reading →

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Sacrifices One Makes For One’s Country

Posted on February 2, 2021 by tengrain

Grifters Guys, I’m old enough to remember that when the 4th Reich was starting and the Trump Crime Family moved to DC, that several of them whinged about how they were taking a substantial income hit to, you know, serve … Continue reading →

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Posted on February 1, 2021 by tengrain

This will make the old orange man’s blood boil: Jared Kushner nominated for Nobel peace prize Former White House senior adviser Jared Kushner and his deputy, Avi Berkowitz, have been nominated for the Nobel peace prize for their role in … Continue reading →

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Just Listed

Posted on January 23, 2021 by tengrain

Guys, Jar-Jar vanky have fled DC and the $18K Ameros/month mansion they rented is available! You could rent it and use the toilets, unlike their Secret Service detail! Imagine the thrill of being in the exact same serene rooms where … Continue reading →

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The Quote of the Afternoon

Posted on January 19, 2021 by tengrain

“The rich are never rejected — until they go to prison or lose their money.” — Tina Brown in Town & Country, talking about the future for Jar-JarVanka

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Posted on January 14, 2021 by tengrain

The WaPo convinces us that the Jar-Jarvankas do not  give a merde about the Secret Service: “Many U.S. Secret Service agents have stood guard in Washington’s elite Kalorama neighborhood, home over the years to Cabinet secretaries and former presidents. Those … Continue reading →

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Happy Birthday Fratsputin!

Posted on January 10, 2021 by tengrain

Guys, Jar-Jar turns 40 today! For his birthday, he’s getting a tie, some socks, and maybe a pardon!

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#PardonPalooser Day 2

Posted on December 23, 2020 by tengrain

Breaking: The Russian Usurper just pardoned Paul Manafort and in a surprising but totally predictable move Charlie Kushner (Jared’s dad, convicted long ago for tax fraud by… Gov. Sammiches hisself, Chris Christie back when he was a US Attorney. More … Continue reading →

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The Schaden Freudes Itself

Posted on December 22, 2020 by tengrain

Axios tells us… President Trump, in his final days, is turning bitterly on virtually every person around him, griping about anyone who refuses to indulge conspiracy theories or hopeless bids to overturn the election, several top officials tell Axios. The … Continue reading →

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Kushner in the News!

Posted on December 21, 2020 by tengrain

Guys, I think we found the place for Jar-Jar-Vanka’s last cigarette: “The courtyard of the US Embassy in Jerusalem was named Monday in honor of White House Special Advisor Jared Kushner in recognition of his work on behalf of President … Continue reading →

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