Category Archives: espionage

Criminal Intent

IF this is true, this is big, Big, BIG news: Prosecutors in the special counsel’s office have presented compelling preliminary evidence that former President Donald Trump knowingly and deliberately misled his own attorneys about his retention of classified materials after … Continue reading

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The Purloined Letter, er, Documents

Guys, if you can believe it, it seems that Hair Füror was not all that careful with the classified documents he stole and hid from the US Government: Washington CNN — The Justice Department wants to know how a box … Continue reading

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Some Stupid to Start Your Day?

Trump’s Razor: Ascertain the stupidest possible scenario that can be reconciled with the available facts and that answer is likely correct. We mention the Razor because… “He has one of those landline telephones next to his bed and it has … Continue reading

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More Documents At Merde-a-Lardo

I hate saying that Merde-a-Lardo dumped late last night, but lo! The 4th Reich found more documents and a laptop late on a Friday night and turned them over to the Feds! Former President Donald Trump’s legal team turned over … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Jack Smith, special counsel overseeing probes into disgraced, 2X impeached LOSER ex-Preznint Stupid, has been very busy today. Per CNN Former national security adviser Robert O’Brien has been subpoenaed by special counsel Jack Smith in both his … Continue reading

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China Has Spy Balloon Over Montana

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie breathlessly reports that China is spying on… Montana? TRIAL BALLOON — We have our first taste of how different conducting foreign policy will be for President JOE BIDEN now that … Continue reading

Posted in espionage, Montana, Q-spiracy, Rep. 3-toes Perjury Taylor Greene | 25 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News “Sure, Jan.” Maybe someone will believe this story, this time?

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News That Will Drive You to Drink (Documents: Trump v. Biden)

Happy Hour News Our Failed Political Press ™ is doing some of the laziest reporting of their lazy careers right now: some news organization are reporting that the classified documents found at President Handsome Joe Biden’s home and office are … Continue reading

Posted in espionage, Hair Führer Donald Trump, President Handsome Joe Biden, Talentless Hacks, The lowly worm Peter Doocy | 2 Comments

DOJ Wants Area Loser Held In Contempt

The DOJ policy of “no enforcement actions within 90 days of an election” is over, so our ambulatory one-man crime wave is now at risk of being indicted literally every day from now until the 2024 Goat Rodeo is in … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, it is time to exhume Ivana: Lawyers for Donald Trump found at least two items marked classified after an outside team hired by Trump searched a storage unit in West Palm Beach, Fla., used by the … Continue reading

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