Category Archives: espionage

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, it is time to exhume Ivana: Lawyers for Donald Trump found at least two items marked classified after an outside team hired by Trump searched a storage unit in West Palm Beach, Fla., used by the … Continue reading

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BREAKING: Appeals court strikes down special master in [stolen] documents case

Tough luck, Fat Nixon: A federal appeals court panel on Thursday halted an outside review of thousands of documents seized from former president Donald Trump’s Florida residence, ruling that a lower-court judge was wrong to appoint an expert to decide … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Stable ‘Jenius’?

This takes a special kind of Stupid: In a social media post, Trump admits taking (highly classified) documents "openly and transparently." pic.twitter.com/dML9t4g4hU — Steve Herman (@W7VOA) November 28, 2022 U-up, Merrick Garland? The perp just confessed.

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What’s A Little Espionage Between Fellow Republicans?

Republicans have their priorities for the next Congress: Hunter Biden, Hunter Biden’s Laptop, and have we mentioned that Hunter Biden is Joe Biden’s son? What is conspicuously missing are the stolen documents recovered at Merde-a-Lardo: The top House Republican slated … Continue reading

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BREAKING: SPECIAL COUNSEL APPOINTED

I have mixed feelings about this, as our track record on Special Counsels has not been, um, successful: Attorney General Merrick Garland has named a special counsel to oversee the criminal investigation into former president Donald Trump’s possible mishandling of … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Stable “Jenius”?

Trump: The very famous raid on Mar-a-Lago, the document hoax case… No other president has ever done this. Presidents leave. They take things . They take documents. They read them. pic.twitter.com/rzcs8VzY71 — Acyn (@Acyn) November 6, 2022 Hair Füror… confesses? … Continue reading

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Movement at Merde-a-Lardo

Yesterday, I was going to post the news about Kash Patel being given immunity (for what, we wonder) to entice him to testify before a grand jury about the (ALLEGED) Espionage Act case involving documents (stolen state secrets) found at … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Lord Damp Nut’s crappy day continues: Supreme Court rejects Trump request on Mar-a-Lago documents The Supreme Court on Thursday refused to reinstate Judge Aileen M. Cannon’s order that a special master review classified documents taken in an … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News His goose is cooked, and imagine how fat the liver must be: A Trump employee has told federal agents about moving boxes of documents at Mar-a-Lago at the specific direction of the former president, according to people … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Retired Harvard Law professor Laurence Tribe: As you know, all the media has reported that the Department of Justice believes that Hair Füror is holding on to even more documents. If all of this is correct, if … Continue reading

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