Category Archives: Elmira Gantry the Possum Queen

Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders Reveals that Tesseract is Real, Man

Last night the President put our adversaries on notice: when he draws a red line he enforces it. (Inside the Situation Room as President is briefed on Syria – Official WH photos by Shealah Craighead) pic.twitter.com/GzOSejdqQh — Sarah Sanders (@PressSec) … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac White House press secretary Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders, asked yesterday if Trump believes he has the power to fire Mueller: “We’ve been advised that the president certainly has the power to make that decision.” Quick fact check: that’s a … Continue reading

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Bad, um, Art? Subjects?

This is the portrait of a so-called Christian whose only purpose in life is to lie for the wicked. Monstrous! pic.twitter.com/MeYLTy1pqb — Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) March 17, 2018 I’m only speculating that is Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders, but she’s never looked … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs “This case [Stormy Daniels allegations] has already been won in arbitration, and anything beyond that, I would refer you to the president’s outside counsel.” Wait. What? I’m only a sonofalawyer, but if Prznint Horndawg won some … Continue reading

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Updated: ‘Fire and Fury: Inside the White House’ – Holy Cow!

Sweet Jeebus, BuzzFeed got an early copy of the book too, and they are posting a lot of Greatest Hits. Read it, discuss amongst yourselves. We’ll have more later. I’m still reading. UPDATE 1: This denial is priceless: Steve Bannon … Continue reading

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P.S. Stay in Town, Jared.

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac The #FBI wishes you a safe & happy holiday season! pic.twitter.com/YNRSK6vInj — FBI (@FBI) December 23, 2017 And we’ll use this  Christmas card to note that Comrade Preznint Stupid is now in full-scale attack of his own FBI. … Continue reading

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Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders: It’s YOUR FAULT you thought Trump was being sexist

Sanders tells reporter April Ryan her mind is "in the gutter" if she thought Gillibrand comment was sexual innuendo. pic.twitter.com/D0cylexSLE — Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) December 12, 2017 Purgatory for Possum Princess? Perhaps!

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The Triumphant Return of Hogan Gidley

Our favorite campaign spok of all time, having sunk into obscurity following the campaign implosion of Frothy Santorum [eww, gross!], and the explosion of notorious squirrel fryer Uncle Sugar, has somehow or another hitched his star to Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders! … Continue reading

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Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders’ Spin Cycle

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac This takes some brass. Ladies and gents, Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders: “Papadopoulos is an example of actually somebody doing the wrong thing while the president’s campaign did the right thing. All of his emails were voluntarily provided to the … Continue reading

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Possum Princess Pontificates Putin Puppetry

Poor Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders, she’s been in the spin cycle so long she cannot tell fact from fiction. Or in her case, friction: The evidence Clinton campaign, DNC & Russia colluded to influence the election is indisputable->https://t.co/nLRAMrJK3c — Sarah Sanders … Continue reading

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