Category Archives: Elmira Gantry the Possum Queen

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Huckabee-Sanders?

Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders: “If I’m elected governor here in Arkansas, we will not have mask mandates, we will not have mandates on the vaccine, we will not shut down churches and schools and other large gatherings because we believe in … Continue reading

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Report: GOP To Go To Florida, Make Plans

You couldn’t make this up if you tried. The noted DC Gossip sheet, Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie breathlessly tells us (all emphasis theirs): THE HOUSE is out this week, but HOUSE REPUBLICANS are in Orlando, … Continue reading

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POP QUIZ!

Laura Ghastly — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) April 11, 2021 The replies to this question are pretty choice, but I know Scissorheads can do better. For 1/17 of 0.02% of your spring exam, name the store! Have at it in … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid tells us who is the Future of the Coup Klux Klan: Among the people Trump names as part of the future of the GOP: DeSantis, Hawley, Cruz, Paul, Huckabee Sanders, and Noem pic.twitter.com/T5KBlBhcFN … Continue reading

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Getting The Band Back Together?

Guys, Elmira is running for gubnor of her home state —of which she seems to have forgotten the name— and she got a surprise boost when her former boss showed up where ever it was. Great weekend on the campaign … Continue reading

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Elmira Gantry Is In!

Fair warning: it’s 8-minutes long and she mentions the name of He Who Shall Not Be Named: I'm in —> https://t.co/8bmfl3ZPgp Watch ⬇️ pic.twitter.com/khDPEk0orU — Sarah Huckabee Sanders (@SarahHuckabee) January 25, 2021 “Everything we love about America is at stake, … Continue reading

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Whaddup, Arkansas?

Possomlot Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders is going to run for governor of Arkansas.

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She Seems Nice

That genteel southern lady gives us the update on her good, christianess:   Sarah Huckabee Sanders Calls Former White House Colleague a ‘Foulmouthed Jew’ I guess the publication didn’t have enough room for the full quote of what she called … Continue reading

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Elmira Huckabee-Sanders Makes A Love Connection

Well, this is different: Trump told Sarah Sanders to ‘take one for the team’ after Kim Jong-un wink Donald Trump told Sarah Sanders she would have to “go to North Korea and take one for the team”, after Kim Jong-un … Continue reading

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Shocking Development: Huckabee-Sanders Has An Opinion!

Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders weighs-in on Bomb-em-all-Bolton: One former top West Wing official tells Axios that national security adviser John Bolton was unpopular even before the leaks from his tell-all, “The Room Where It Happened,” which is out Tuesday. And you’ll … Continue reading

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