Category Archives: Elmira Gantry the Possum Queen

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Elmira Gantry-Huckabee-Sanders?

Posted on June 27, 2022 by tengrain

She’s as good as a candidate as she was as a press secretary: The Robb Elementary school shooting, where 19 children died, was one month ago. https://t.co/y4vk3uTYBt — Kwame Opam (@kwameopam) June 26, 2022 (Hat tip: Scissorhead MDavis)

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Huckabee-Sanders?

Posted on July 23, 2021 by tengrain

Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders: “If I’m elected governor here in Arkansas, we will not have mask mandates, we will not have mandates on the vaccine, we will not shut down churches and schools and other large gatherings because we believe in … Continue reading →

Posted in Arkansas, Crazeee States, Elmira Gantry the Possum Queen, Pandemics, Vaccine | 14 Comments

Report: GOP To Go To Florida, Make Plans

Posted on April 26, 2021 by tengrain

You couldn’t make this up if you tried. The noted DC Gossip sheet, Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie breathlessly tells us (all emphasis theirs): THE HOUSE is out this week, but HOUSE REPUBLICANS are in Orlando, … Continue reading →

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POP QUIZ!

Posted on April 11, 2021 by tengrain

Laura Ghastly — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) April 11, 2021 The replies to this question are pretty choice, but I know Scissorheads can do better. For 1/17 of 0.02% of your spring exam, name the store! Have at it in … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 22, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid tells us who is the Future of the Coup Klux Klan: Among the people Trump names as part of the future of the GOP: DeSantis, Hawley, Cruz, Paul, Huckabee Sanders, and Noem pic.twitter.com/T5KBlBhcFN … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Elmira Gantry the Possum Queen, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Kristi Noem, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul, Ron DeSantis, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 10 Comments

Getting The Band Back Together?

Posted on March 15, 2021 by tengrain

Guys, Elmira is running for gubnor of her home state —of which she seems to have forgotten the name— and she got a surprise boost when her former boss showed up where ever it was. Great weekend on the campaign … Continue reading →

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Elmira Gantry Is In!

Posted on January 25, 2021 by tengrain

Fair warning: it’s 8-minutes long and she mentions the name of He Who Shall Not Be Named: I'm in —> https://t.co/8bmfl3ZPgp Watch ⬇️ pic.twitter.com/khDPEk0orU — Sarah Huckabee Sanders (@SarahHuckabee) January 25, 2021 “Everything we love about America is at stake, … Continue reading →

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Whaddup, Arkansas?

Posted on January 24, 2021 by tengrain

Possomlot Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders is going to run for governor of Arkansas.

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She Seems Nice

Posted on September 4, 2020 by tengrain

That genteel southern lady gives us the update on her good, christianess:   Sarah Huckabee Sanders Calls Former White House Colleague a ‘Foulmouthed Jew’ I guess the publication didn’t have enough room for the full quote of what she called … Continue reading →

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Elmira Huckabee-Sanders Makes A Love Connection

Posted on September 2, 2020 by tengrain

Well, this is different: Trump told Sarah Sanders to ‘take one for the team’ after Kim Jong-un wink Donald Trump told Sarah Sanders she would have to “go to North Korea and take one for the team”, after Kim Jong-un … Continue reading →

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