Category Archives: Elmira Gantry the Possum Queen

Possum Princess Opines on IQ

Posted on April 15, 2019 by

Sarah Sanders: Congress not ‘smart enough’ to look through Trump’s taxes Yes, the proud graduate of Possum Hollar’s finest Journalism School (and Pancake Hut!), Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders is telling us that Congress —which surely has a few people from the … Continue reading →

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Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders Reponds!

Posted on February 4, 2019 by

Responding to Axios’ reporting, White House press secretary Elmira Gantry emailed this statement: “President Trump has a different leadership style than his predecessors and the results speak for themselves.” So true.

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Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders Gets Bad Lip Reading

Posted on August 24, 2018 by

It’s too real.

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“Some Say,” Some Said

Posted on August 15, 2018 by

Tiger Beat on the Potomac breathlessly tells us—in the best sort of whispered middle-school hallway gossip—that the toadies and minions in the Kremlin West er, White House, are all worried about what Omarosa recorded about each of themselves! “People are … Continue reading →

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Pop Quiz!

Posted on August 13, 2018 by

Elmira Gantry Huckabee Sanders is 36 today. Let’s sing her the Happy Birthday Song, but with our own lyrics, so we are not infringing upon the copyright holder’s, um, right? So, Scissorheads, put on your Hallmark Hats and get busy! We … Continue reading →

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Pop Quiz!

Posted on June 27, 2018 by

Hey guys, remember a few weeks ago the rumor started spreading that Elmira Gantry was going to quit her job at the end of the year, and then she squashed all of our hopes and dreams by Tweeting that it … Continue reading →

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Possum Hollar Lays an Egg OR The Little Red Hen That Didn’t!

Posted on June 26, 2018 by

So remember yesterday when Alex Jones told us to look out for a false-flag attack on Red Hen by the Libtards, probably a fire-bombing (wink-wink)? Well, not quite a firebombing, but definitely harassment: The Lexington, Virginia, restaurant that kicked out … Continue reading →

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Is This The Face That Launched A Thousand Derps?

Posted on June 24, 2018 by

Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders got a hankerin’ on Friday night for some vittles, and wandered in from Possum Hollar to the big city. Upon bein’ spotted and ID’ed, she was asked to leave: Last night I was told by the owner … Continue reading →

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Elmira Gantry Huckabee Sanders Lives Up To Her Moniker

Posted on June 14, 2018 by

And BOOM! Fascism arrives, wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross: I still don’t understand why the media continues to go to these things to be lied to and insulted (and insultingly lied to).

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Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders Might Be Leaving WH

Posted on June 14, 2018 by

CBS tells us… “Press secretary Sarah Sanders and principal deputy press secretary Raj Shah are both heading for the exits, according to sources inside the White House and close to the administration. Sanders, who has become a confidante of President … Continue reading →

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