Category Archives: Elmira Gantry the Possum Queen

Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders Gets Bad Lip Reading

It’s too real.

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“Some Say,” Some Said

Tiger Beat on the Potomac breathlessly tells us—in the best sort of whispered middle-school hallway gossip—that the toadies and minions in the Kremlin West er, White House, are all worried about what Omarosa recorded about each of themselves! “People are … Continue reading

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Pop Quiz!

Elmira Gantry Huckabee Sanders is 36 today. Let’s sing her the Happy Birthday Song, but with our own lyrics, so we are not infringing upon the copyright holder’s, um, right? So, Scissorheads, put on your Hallmark Hats and get busy! We … Continue reading

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Pop Quiz!

Hey guys, remember a few weeks ago the rumor started spreading that Elmira Gantry was going to quit her job at the end of the year, and then she squashed all of our hopes and dreams by Tweeting that it … Continue reading

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Possum Hollar Lays an Egg OR The Little Red Hen That Didn’t!

So remember yesterday when Alex Jones told us to look out for a false-flag attack on Red Hen by the Libtards, probably a fire-bombing (wink-wink)? Well, not quite a firebombing, but definitely harassment: The Lexington, Virginia, restaurant that kicked out … Continue reading

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Is This The Face That Launched A Thousand Derps?

Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders got a hankerin’ on Friday night for some vittles, and wandered in from Possum Hollar to the big city. Upon bein’ spotted and ID’ed, she was asked to leave: Last night I was told by the owner … Continue reading

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Elmira Gantry Huckabee Sanders Lives Up To Her Moniker

And BOOM! Fascism arrives, wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross: I still don’t understand why the media continues to go to these things to be lied to and insulted (and insultingly lied to).

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Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders Might Be Leaving WH

CBS tells us… “Press secretary Sarah Sanders and principal deputy press secretary Raj Shah are both heading for the exits, according to sources inside the White House and close to the administration. Sanders, who has become a confidante of President … Continue reading

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You Know, There’s a Solution For That, Elmira!

Sanders: Being called a liar ‘bothers me’

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The Quote of the Day

“[The Cohen payments from AT&T, etc.] further proves the president is not going to be influenced by special interests. This is actually the definition of ‘draining the swamp,’” Elmira Gantry Huckabee Sanders

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