Category Archives: Elmira Gantry the Possum Queen

Making Book on Replacing the Possum Princess

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Chalie!) morning email thingie checked Vegas to see how this horse race is um, racing: DEBRA SAUNDERS of the Las Vegas Review-Journal put these odds on the next White House press secretary: Hogan Gidley: … Continue reading

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Breaking: Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders To Leave White House

Axios alerts: After 3 1/2 years, our wonderful Sarah Huckabee Sanders will be leaving the White House at the end of the month and going home to the Great State of Arkansas. She is a very special person with extraordinary … Continue reading

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Elmira Gantry Huckabee Sander on Meet The Press

Can someone please explain to me what is Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders actual job? White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders insisted Sunday that the administration is not prejudging Barr’s findings, but expressed confidence, without offering proof, that he would be … Continue reading

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Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders Stands By Her Sentiment

Sweet Jeebus, what a tool: “White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders on Friday defended the “sentiment” of her characterization of President Donald Trump’s decision to fire FBI Director James Comey as “100 percent accurate,” even though she conceded to … Continue reading

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Congratulations to Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders

I think this is a first for the record books: a White House Press Secretary is in a special counsel’s final report for lying to the press from the podium (emphasis mine): “The president’s draft termination letter also stated that … Continue reading

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Possum Princess Opines on IQ

Sarah Sanders: Congress not ‘smart enough’ to look through Trump’s taxes Yes, the proud graduate of Possum Hollar’s finest Journalism School (and Pancake Hut!), Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders is telling us that Congress —which surely has a few people from the … Continue reading

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Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders Reponds!

Responding to Axios’ reporting, White House press secretary Elmira Gantry emailed this statement: “President Trump has a different leadership style than his predecessors and the results speak for themselves.” So true.

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Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders Gets Bad Lip Reading

It’s too real.

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“Some Say,” Some Said

Tiger Beat on the Potomac breathlessly tells us—in the best sort of whispered middle-school hallway gossip—that the toadies and minions in the Kremlin West er, White House, are all worried about what Omarosa recorded about each of themselves! “People are … Continue reading

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Pop Quiz!

Elmira Gantry Huckabee Sanders is 36 today. Let’s sing her the Happy Birthday Song, but with our own lyrics, so we are not infringing upon the copyright holder’s, um, right? So, Scissorheads, put on your Hallmark Hats and get busy! We … Continue reading

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