Category Archives: Elmira Gantry the Possum Queen

Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders Reveals that Tesseract is Real, Man

Posted on April 16, 2018 by

Last night the President put our adversaries on notice: when he draws a red line he enforces it. (Inside the Situation Room as President is briefed on Syria – Official WH photos by Shealah Craighead) pic.twitter.com/GzOSejdqQh — Sarah Sanders (@PressSec) … Continue reading →

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The Morning Quote

Posted on April 11, 2018 by

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac White House press secretary Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders, asked yesterday if Trump believes he has the power to fire Mueller: “We’ve been advised that the president certainly has the power to make that decision.” Quick fact check: that’s a … Continue reading →

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Bad, um, Art? Subjects?

Posted on March 19, 2018 by

This is the portrait of a so-called Christian whose only purpose in life is to lie for the wicked. Monstrous! pic.twitter.com/MeYLTy1pqb — Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) March 17, 2018 I’m only speculating that is Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders, but she’s never looked … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 7, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs “This case [Stormy Daniels allegations] has already been won in arbitration, and anything beyond that, I would refer you to the president’s outside counsel.” Wait. What? I’m only a sonofalawyer, but if Prznint Horndawg won some … Continue reading →

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Updated: ‘Fire and Fury: Inside the White House’ – Holy Cow!

Posted on January 3, 2018 by

Sweet Jeebus, BuzzFeed got an early copy of the book too, and they are posting a lot of Greatest Hits. Read it, discuss amongst yourselves. We’ll have more later. I’m still reading. UPDATE 1: This denial is priceless: Steve Bannon … Continue reading →

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P.S. Stay in Town, Jared.

Posted on December 24, 2017 by

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac The #FBI wishes you a safe & happy holiday season! pic.twitter.com/YNRSK6vInj — FBI (@FBI) December 23, 2017 And we’ll use this  Christmas card to note that Comrade Preznint Stupid is now in full-scale attack of his own FBI. … Continue reading →

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Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders: It’s YOUR FAULT you thought Trump was being sexist

Posted on December 12, 2017 by

Sanders tells reporter April Ryan her mind is "in the gutter" if she thought Gillibrand comment was sexual innuendo. pic.twitter.com/D0cylexSLE — Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) December 12, 2017 Purgatory for Possum Princess? Perhaps!

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The Triumphant Return of Hogan Gidley

Posted on December 5, 2017 by

Our favorite campaign spok of all time, having sunk into obscurity following the campaign implosion of Frothy Santorum [eww, gross!], and the explosion of notorious squirrel fryer Uncle Sugar, has somehow or another hitched his star to Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders! … Continue reading →

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Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders’ Spin Cycle

Posted on November 1, 2017 by

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac This takes some brass. Ladies and gents, Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders: “Papadopoulos is an example of actually somebody doing the wrong thing while the president’s campaign did the right thing. All of his emails were voluntarily provided to the … Continue reading →

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Possum Princess Pontificates Putin Puppetry

Posted on October 28, 2017 by

Poor Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders, she’s been in the spin cycle so long she cannot tell fact from fiction. Or in her case, friction: The evidence Clinton campaign, DNC & Russia colluded to influence the election is indisputable->https://t.co/nLRAMrJK3c — Sarah Sanders … Continue reading →

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