Category Archives: Elmira Gantry the Possum Queen

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs So this happened last night: Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders proved to us that she is actually, genetically related to her parents, Uncle Sugar and Jetherine, when she mean-girl mocked Joe Biden for his stammer: .@SarahHuckabee should read … Continue reading

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The Quotable Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders

NYTimes: “I don’t like being called a liar.” Clue: then don’t be one, Possums.

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Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders To Cut Out The Middleman!

Fox News is rolling out the barrel for Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders! What it is a barrel of, no one knows, but now instead of lying to reporters she will be lying directly to Possum Hollar. Congrats, Elmira! Lachlan Murdoch allegedly … Continue reading

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And One More for the Road

Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders has one more lie before taking her cheese sandwich and roadmap: Today I’ll walk out the gates of the White House for the last time as Press Secretary with my head held high. It’s been the honor … Continue reading

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Our Failed Media Celebrates Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders!

The Death of the Media Elmira had a set of parties, and the Villagers Society Pages, er, Tiger Beat’s email thingie tells us who amongst the movers and shakers and floaters was there! THE JUICE … SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS had … Continue reading

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The Enemy of the People Cordially Invite You To…

The Death of the Media Access, Access, Access! “Politico’s Anita Kumar and the Mail’s Francesca Chambers reportedly invited reporters and the outgoing press secretary to “farewell drinks” at an upscale Washington D.C. bar and restaurant, according to an invitation obtained … Continue reading

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Making Book on Replacing the Possum Princess

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Chalie!) morning email thingie checked Vegas to see how this horse race is um, racing: DEBRA SAUNDERS of the Las Vegas Review-Journal put these odds on the next White House press secretary: Hogan Gidley: … Continue reading

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Breaking: Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders To Leave White House

Axios alerts: After 3 1/2 years, our wonderful Sarah Huckabee Sanders will be leaving the White House at the end of the month and going home to the Great State of Arkansas. She is a very special person with extraordinary … Continue reading

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Elmira Gantry Huckabee Sander on Meet The Press

Can someone please explain to me what is Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders actual job? White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders insisted Sunday that the administration is not prejudging Barr’s findings, but expressed confidence, without offering proof, that he would be … Continue reading

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Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders Stands By Her Sentiment

Sweet Jeebus, what a tool: “White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders on Friday defended the “sentiment” of her characterization of President Donald Trump’s decision to fire FBI Director James Comey as “100 percent accurate,” even though she conceded to … Continue reading

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