Category Archives: Elaine Chao

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Mrs. #MoscowMitch, Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao (and shipping tycoon heir), realizing that the grifting has come to an end two-weeks earlier than planned, has resigned from the 4th Reich.

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The Oaf of Office

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How’s That Obstruction Workin’ Out For Ya, Mitch?

Salon: Businesses and workers “furious” with McConnell over response to Kentucky’s economic crisis: report On Thursday, August 6, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell was the target of an angry protest in Louisville, Kentucky — where members of labor unions (including … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Amongst all the squid ink that Lord Damp Nut squirted the other day when boldly announced he was gulping down malaria meds to ward-off a virus,  the press was distracted from the firing of the State … Continue reading

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Quote of the Day (So Far)

Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao gives us the benefit statement for weakening emission standards: “By making newer, safer, and cleaner vehicles more accessible for American families, more lives will be saved and more jobs will be created.” (The administration claims that … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift, Kentucky Edition

Family Affairs Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) wenty to Kentucky (not for the chicken, either!) and found Department of Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao (Mrs. MoscowMitch) stamp of approval on many projects that benefitted her husband’s constituents: “In her … Continue reading

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‘UberEats With Guns’

Gifters Gotta Grift In the long conga-line of gravy-sucking grifters of the Fourth Reich, from Tom “fly me” Price to Scott “buy me” Pruitt to shipping Queen Elaine Chao, it’s the rare cabinet member that is not caught with his/her … Continue reading

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Elaine Chao Isn’t Worried About Being Investigated

Feather-nesting empresario and All-American Grifter, Elaine Chao is about to be investigated by the House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee, but very little will come from it, because the Representatives all want transportation projects in their home districts and they know … Continue reading

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Grift Like A Pro With Elaine Chao

For the most part, Mrs. Mitch McConnell, er, Elaine Chao, has flown under the radar, an underachieving grifter in a master class of grifters known as the Trump Administration. Sure, we had that flying fiend Tom “First Class” Price, and … Continue reading

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