Category Archives: Elaine Chao

Maybe She Should Try LinkedIn?

Guys, Elaine Chao is having a hard time finding gainful employment for some reason: Before she joined the Trump administration as transportation secretary, Elaine Chao earned millions of dollars over the past decade by serving on the boards of big … Continue reading

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The Grifters That Grift Together Do Time Together

Guys, remember when we noted that obvious grifter former Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao is in trouble for feather-nesting her family’s shipping bidness? It seems that the day after the Transportation Department inspector general recommended that the DOJ investigate Elaine Chao … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News We got an extra helping of Claim Chowder: “The Transportation Department’s inspector general asked the Justice Department in December to consider a criminal investigation into what it said was Elaine Chao’s misuse of her office as transportation … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Mrs. #MoscowMitch, Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao (and shipping tycoon heir), realizing that the grifting has come to an end two-weeks earlier than planned, has resigned from the 4th Reich.

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The Oaf of Office

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How’s That Obstruction Workin’ Out For Ya, Mitch?

Salon: Businesses and workers “furious” with McConnell over response to Kentucky’s economic crisis: report On Thursday, August 6, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell was the target of an angry protest in Louisville, Kentucky — where members of labor unions (including … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Amongst all the squid ink that Lord Damp Nut squirted the other day when boldly announced he was gulping down malaria meds to ward-off a virus,  the press was distracted from the firing of the State … Continue reading

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Quote of the Day (So Far)

Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao gives us the benefit statement for weakening emission standards: “By making newer, safer, and cleaner vehicles more accessible for American families, more lives will be saved and more jobs will be created.” (The administration claims that … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift, Kentucky Edition

Family Affairs Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) wenty to Kentucky (not for the chicken, either!) and found Department of Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao (Mrs. MoscowMitch) stamp of approval on many projects that benefitted her husband’s constituents: “In her … Continue reading

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‘UberEats With Guns’

Gifters Gotta Grift In the long conga-line of gravy-sucking grifters of the Fourth Reich, from Tom “fly me” Price to Scott “buy me” Pruitt to shipping Queen Elaine Chao, it’s the rare cabinet member that is not caught with his/her … Continue reading

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